43 Helen and the Prince
Suddenly I saw a cricket crawling on the ground. I bent down and saw that it was still a female. Then I listened carefully and found that a male cricket was chirping in the direction it was going. She didn't care whether she was calling her or not. Anyway, you are.
I'm calling a girl. Since I'm a girl, why should I tell you to be polite? You win by going to bed first.
I followed it for maybe twenty or thirty minutes. She would stop as she walked, and when the male cricket stopped chirping, it would remain motionless, like an enemy fighter plane that had flown away from the radar track, so she had to calm down and wait.
It appears again. If you can follow it to the end, you can often see one male and multiple females.
Of course, that's the way it is, you like it and I like it, and I go when you go. It doesn't have to come from the same direction, but it can arrive at the same destination at the same time.
The strange phenomenon is that crickets are much smarter than humans. Usually, if two female crickets do not arrive at the same time, the next female cricket will not arrive, because as soon as the female cricket arrives, it has become a good thing.
My wife immediately killed the male cricket.
When crickets have sex, the woman takes the lead. This is also a special arrangement of God. It mainly serves to suppress its wings so that it can no longer scream. Just like today's hot wives, they should control their husbands and not let the mistress come in. If they are disobedient,
I will bite you to death.
Generally speaking, female crickets are more timid, because the female is on top during mating, so when the female cricket enters the nest, the male cricket does not shout so loudly, but whispers: Come up quickly, he has already filled his belly
Sticked to the ground.
When the male cricket screams, that is, when he is advertising, he spreads his two copper wings wide and closes them one at a time to produce the loudest noise with maximum friction. And once he lures the woman to the bed, he will
I didn't dare to speak louder anymore, I was very passive, I would just let the two copper pieces be lighter and have a little friction, and just call out symbolically, asking the female cricket to climb up.
It's bitter, our male crickets, the time is amazingly long, the female can't come down, the male can only stay motionless, otherwise he will bite you to death. Who told you to be lustful? If you want to watch the nature of a cricket once
Mating, I don’t think you have such patience.)
"Here," little Helen said, "I just screamed here. It may be in this pile of rubble. Let's move it away."
"Silly, can you move such a big pile?" said the little prince.
"Silly, as long as we catch this cricket, do we still need to move it?" said little Helen.
"Do you think its legs are all crooked? If you move it, it will burrow in. If you move it to the end, when you see it, if you are not careful, it will fly again, leaving you wondering where it is.
Gone." said the little prince.
"Then, are crickets something that can never be caught?" Helen said, tilting her head.
"That's right," said the little prince, "we are going to choose the cricket with a hole. Usually they will make holes in the grass. We can use small grass sticks to drive them out of the hole. How easy it is.
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"So," little Helen said, "if there is a beautiful cricket in this pile of stones, won't you move this pile of stones away? I said it is so beautiful."
"You don't understand that all crickets are equally beautiful. The pair of wings that can sound are very beautiful. However, those wings are not used for flying. There is another pair of wings responsible for flying. They are hidden on the copper plate.
Under the wings," said the little prince.
"You're so funny," said little Helen, "Do crickets have two pairs of wings? No. Is it just like a human being, one mouth is used for eating, and the other mouth is used for singing. Is that so? Brother Prince
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"It's not for nothing that I'm two years older than you. Besides, playing with crickets is a boy's thing. You girls don't know anything. This is very reasonable. If you know more than me, you are a crazy girl.
said the little prince.
"Then let me ask you," said little Helen, "is the cricket a male or a female?"
"There are both men and women," the little prince said mischievously. "The men are so beautiful, but the women are not good-looking at all. They have dull eyes."
"You are saying that I am not beautiful at all," said little Helen, "because I am a female cricket, and because you are a male cricket, selfish, seriously selfish. You are lying, and you risk looking at
The male crickets have goslings growing on them, so I say they are all female crickets."
"They are all wearing clothes, can you see?" said the little prince.
"Since we are all wearing clothes, what do you want to say about male and female crickets? If you can't see it, you can't draw any conclusions. I said that female crickets are more beautiful than male crickets, and the unsightly ones are male crickets." Helen stood.
On the side of female crickets, it is emphasized that female crickets are better looking than male crickets.
"When I was very young, I also believed that female crickets are prettier than male crickets, but my grandpa told me that the good-looking cricket was a male cricket. But I also asked my grandpa: Then why is the bad-looking one
Does a cricket have a very long little goose growing on its butt? My grandfather said that when he was a child, he thought this was the cricket's goose. He regarded the cricket with this goose as a male cricket. It took him a long time to grow up.
Really understand that this is not a male cricket's goose." The little prince was answering seriously the question about the male and female crickets.
"With such a long thing on your butt, why isn't it a goose?" Little Helen said a little to herself.
"Silly," said the little prince, "the cow also has such a long thing on its butt, so why is it not a male cow?"
"That's the tail," said little Helen. "You really think I don't know that if it's a goose, it won't have hair. Cows do have hair on their tails."
"You haven't seen Goose, you know!" said the little prince.
"If you are willing to look at me, I can see it. I'm afraid you are a stingy person who won't even let others take a look." Little Helen deliberately said something bad, so that the little prince would not look at her.
You may feel awkward, but it is expected anyway.
"I'm not that kind of person," the little prince said a little unconvinced, holding open the cuffs of his shorts with both hands, "come here and take a look."
Little Helen stepped forward and stood in front of the little prince, lowered her head and looked into the little prince's pants.
As early as ancient times in foreign countries, a painter painted a children's-themed oil painting based on the description of the novel at that time. In this oil painting, a little girl and a little boy were painted. The boy used his own hands to open his little pants.
, let the girl stick her head and look inside, and the name of the painting is: Helen and the Prince.
"So that's it," little Helen said as she looked at the little prince's goose. "He just has one more finger than me, and he keeps saying that he is some kind of crazy boy."
Chapter completed!