()8 The Epic of Homas

In order to win people's hearts and achieve a greater goal, Agamon-ryu temporarily listened to the opinions of some small tribal island countries and decided to throw away this so-called sao goods picked up on the beach.

Under the rays of the sun, Agamon-ryu knelt down and swore in front of all the island nation's soldiers: "Yesterday I went to various tribal island nations to hold pre-war mobilization rallies. What I didn't expect was that there were still people who dared to talk back to me, saying that I should, I should,

Throw this idiot picked up at sea back to the sea again. I thought about it all night last night. In order to achieve great success this time, when I return from the expedition, this thing will be good. If I throw it away by then, it will be useless.

It’s meaningless, I decided to start driving her away now and let her return to this stubborn old man. Let’s accept this ransom first and let each island country buy its own aircraft carrier.”

"Long live the coach," as soon as Agamon-ryu's words of promise were finished, some soldiers from the small country began to flatter him and said, "The coach is so kind. I promise to fight with the coach to the end and snatch many people even stupider than this idiot.

The more beautiful flower girl is the beautiful girl." This is what is said. If the forest is large, all kinds of birds must be there to maintain ecological balance.

Agamemnon ordered the deputy commander to buy aircraft carriers, and asked for four. Zeus, Hera, and Agamemnon (in the future, some countries will name them: "Agamemnon," which is a coalition force in Greek mythology.

The real name in the command. I wrote it wrong at the time. The main consideration was this book. As for the characters in "The Epic of Homa", if I write it well, I will write it wrong later. It is better to write it wrong at the beginning. You just follow the book

Copy it word for word, which is more tiring, more energy-consuming, and slower than talking nonsense with your eyes closed. Damn you, because this is a joke written on the Internet, and you are too serious.

Jue, it doesn’t matter if you starve to death. Readers will also scold you: There are people dying in your writing. It takes several days to write one chapter and wait for your next chapter. It will make people anxious to death. You write so slowly. You

Just go die and forget it. If you really can’t think of anything, just write it down as you please. Who is talking about your mother-in-law and mother-in-law? We are reading your storyline, not asking you to write a doctoral thesis.)

Odysseus was the commander and king of a larger island nation. He also ordered Haruka to buy an aircraft carrier and named it: Venus, Helios, Apollo, Athena, and Moon.

God, Ares (god of war), etc. Every tribal and small island country has purchased its own naval combat armed forces. Countries with fewer soldiers and less ransoms have at least purchased them to carry their own expeditions.

Soldiers in the army, in order to avoid this unknown bad weather, can we not have warships that can withstand strong Taiwan and strong waves? No.

On the top of the Alps, with a bird's eye view of the vast sea, the largest aircraft carrier is the Zeus, and the most beautiful is the Venus. This beautiful pre-war maritime landscape is even more Pearl Harbor than the "Pearl Harbor" of the year

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Speaking of the old man and his daughter, they were drinking and singing with Apollo on the beach in the distance.

"Have another drink," the old man said to Apollo: "Thank you for saving my life. Without your help, this little girl would have returned to the harem and let this devil-beating god king and his sons take their turn.

, playing with dog yesterday.”

"Be patient, brother," Apo** took a drink and continued: "This stupid family is descended from ancestors. Look at which other country on earth is descended from ancestors. This idiot is so shameless."

"I heard that their countries all voluntarily elected him as king." The old man said.

"No," Apollo said, "Is there any way? They are already entrenched. If you don't elect him, he will get rid of you first. As long as this bitch doesn't take the initiative to step down, no one will ask him to step down. It's obvious.

This is a capital crime. You don’t know that two gods once said that they should be elected every five years, but they were killed secretly."

Apollo was a little drunk. He stood up and said with a little jump: "Where is the little girl? Come here, come here and let me see."

The old man took out a small glass bottle and told Apollo: "The little girl is in this glass bottle. Look how beautiful she is."

"Isn't this a cricket?" Apollo said to the old man.

"No, my God, this is my daughter. Look at her two beards, look at her glowing wings. I won't tell you, but she was indeed picked up while floating on the sea.

She was so ill that she almost died, so I left her floating on the sea. Now she is back with me, and she has learned how to change, that is, she has turned into a cricket."

Apollo heard what he said and shouted angrily: "Bring the wine!"

Apollo was first of all a god, but he was also a human being. He also wanted to play with flowers through wine, but what he didn't expect was that playing with flowers had become "catching crickets", which really pissed him off.

There was no other way, no one in this world could be trusted, so Apollo decided to cooperate with Zeus and go on an expedition with the army. Don’t talk about getting one more beautiful woman, even if you save your capital, it would be fine as long as you get one, as long as she is beautiful.

Apollo took a speedboat to the aircraft carrier Zeus, and he told the father and son of his wish to the three gods. That is to say, they discussed it behind the scenes. If they could really grab a lot of beauties, they, the father and the son, would choose first, and then wait for them.

After the selection is completed, it is up to him to choose. Of course, this can be regarded as a unilateral and private agreement between the cooperating countries before the war. It existed in ancient times, and it is even more common in modern times. When a multinational force cooperates, you can know that there will be no opposition from a certain country among them.

Wouldn't a certain country have a private agreement? No. Gods and ghosts are of the same sex, and gods and ghosts are of the same mind.

Odysseus was not an easy man either. He also held a big banquet on the aircraft carrier Wiener and secretly established his own private coalition. He mainly discussed the distribution of beauties. If there are many, it would be easier to handle. First, each person should have one.

Then let’s talk about military exploits. The more battles you win, the more beauties you will get. Fighting is like giving birth, and you get paid according to your work.

Stealing beautiful women was the primary purpose of ancient wars. Take Cao Cao, for example. He heard that two beauties appeared in Dongwu, one was Daqiao and the other was Xiaojiao. Cao Cao was kept restless day and night. After a hundred years of fighting, he caught these two idiots.

I have become my mother. She took Cao Cao in her hand and was so angry that she threw it to the sky, turning these two bitches into sparrows. However, my mother-in-law still regarded them as treasures and built buildings for them.

A "Bronze Que Platform" was built. This is the story of the Three Kingdoms, so we won't go too far.

The deputy commander of the coalition forces was playing with flowers in the harem. He heard that he would set off tomorrow. He had to calm down and play every minute. The seven aunts and eight mothers, the wife and the mistress, all had to be played over again. Maybe it was a soldier.

Gone forever, leaving a woman crying with regret for the rest of her life.

Zeus sent a number of quick-reaction soldiers and invited the island generals from each small tribe to the Zeus aircraft carrier to make a decision. This was the last pre-war meeting.

After a while, almost all the generals from each tribal nation arrived.

"Now," Agamemnon began to speak: "We will immediately drag a black ship into the sea, gather excellent sailors, load hundreds of animal sacrifices, send the beautiful daughter of Chryses, and then

Send one of the captains, or the mighty Odysseus, or Idomeneus, or Ajax, or you, son of Peleus, the most terrible of them all, to perform the sacrifice.

To appease the wrath of the distant god.”

After hearing this, the swift-footed Achilles glared at you and shouted: "Shameless and cunning! With your character, who among the Achaean soldiers will loyally obey your orders and go to sea to fight for you?"

The enemy? I came here to fight myself, not because the Trojan soldiers offended me. They did not take away my sheep and horses, nor did they destroy my crops in Phthia, a fertile land with outstanding people. This is not true.

Possibly, there are mountains and raging seas between us. For Menelaus and you, and to please you, we are here to help you claim compensation from the Trojans. Now, you are threatening me and trying to take away

Take away my spoils, which are the gifts given to me by the Achaeans for my hard battle. (Bullshit, the author is copying the book, please open the eighth page of "The Epic of Homa", shameless. To see where

Ma Shishi, or are we just here to watch him talk nonsense? Do you want the author to simply copy the book, or do you want the author to get out as soon as possible? Otherwise, just ask the author to half-copy and half-talk nonsense. Anyway, we are just watching and playing, so let him play and write.

Well, as long as it doesn’t break the law, then so be it.)

Whenever we conquer a Trojan castle, you always get a bigger booty than me, but I am always responsible for the most difficult tasks in the war. When it comes to distributing the loot, you always get the most, and I can only take a tiny part.

, back to my ship. Now, I want to take my sea ship back to Phthia, that is much better! I don’t want to endure the humiliation here, suffer the insult, and earn huge wealth for you!” (

A world-class work is a world-class work. This pair of dialogues is so wonderful. Really, I’m sorry. Please look at the original work - "The Epic of Ho Ma")

Agamen-ryu said: "Forget about the past now, the expedition will start tomorrow. If you really don't want to go, you can slip away as soon as possible and don't have a bad influence on other tribes and small countries. I won't ask you to do it for yourself.

My interests stay here, and any of you can leave. Anyway, my father is the god of war, the god of war." The pre-war meeting turned into a separatist platform. Agamon-ryu was a little upset and seemed to be saying some vindictive words.

However, he still used the coach's magnanimity to endure and seek peace.

At this time Hera began to speak: "You all should stay calm and weigh the pros and cons of how much benefit you can each get from winning this expedition. Don't take on big things just for small things. Even if you kill the enemy bravely,

We gods will follow us to the battlefield in person, and there will no longer be the uneven division of spoils as before. We gods will install cameras so high in the sky to see who is bravely killing the enemy on the battlefield and who is dozing off on the battlefield.

It is clear to us gods. What era are we in now? Will it still be the same as before? No. Everything is decided by the surveillance video. Let everyone calm down. Zeus has a little cold today. I didn't let him come, for fear of
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