Chapter Thirty-Three Spoof
"Ah..." Li Moyang was also startled. In the middle of the night, he saw a female ghost in front of him. She was dressed in white and had long hair. Her eyes were dull. It was so scary. She also screamed from her mouth.
"Rogue!" Although the female ghost said so, Li Moyang rushed past and went straight to the living room.
Throwing a luggage bag in his arms onto the sofa, he stood there and said coldly: "Put your clothes on, I have something to tell you!"
Her tone was still that of a queen, but her eyes were staring elsewhere, and a trace of rosiness appeared on her cheeks.
This woman is none other than Han Meimei, a female fellow who is a fellow monk, and she is Qin Shuying, the female CEO of the prosperous dynasty.
Wearing a white nightgown, long hair shawl, and white slippers on her feet, no wonder Li Moyang thought she was a female ghost under the dim street light.
"Oh, okay." Li Moyang replied smoothly. After taking two steps, he suddenly felt something was wrong. Damn, this is my home. I can wear whatever I like. No one cares about me even if I'm naked.
"This is my home, classmate Han Meimei. You broke into the house without the owner's permission, and I haven't asked you yet!" Li Moyang calmly stood in front of Han Meimei with his arms folded.
Han Meimei's eyes had nowhere to hide. Wherever her eyes turned, Li Moyang stood there with a smirk on her face.
"You put your clothes on first, then I'll talk." Han Meimei blushed helplessly, lowered her head and hummed softly.
That's about it. Li Moyang didn't want to look at each other like this anymore, because he also felt something was wrong. He was only wearing small underwear, and the boy under him was already majestic and high-spirited when facing a big beauty. With the shyness of the woman, he began to be eager to try.
Woolen cloth.
But Li Moyang has nothing to be embarrassed about. Firstly, this is in his own home, and secondly, his capital is very strong, just like those women with big breasts who like to wear low-cut clothes to attract men. They are proud of it.
drop!
Besides, it is you who is being looked at, and you are the one who suffers. You can't say that you peeked at the beauty of other people, and you suffered a loss, right?
In this world, men are inferior to women and women are superior. If a woman, and a beautiful woman at that, looks at her, should we follow our ancestors' saying and commit ourselves to each other?
Li Moyang was still in the midst of endless lust. Han Meimei became anxious and glared at Li Moyang fiercely, then turned her head away. There was clearly a cold murderous intent in her eyes!
It was so cold, Li Moyang couldn't help but shiver. Even though it was a midsummer night, it was still very cool at the beach in the middle of the night. Li Moyang instantly felt elegant and ran up to the second floor. After a while, he came downstairs wearing big pants and a loose sweatshirt.
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Emma, the scene in front of him shocked him again!
In the corner of the living room, a yellow tent has been set up, and Han Meimei is busy putting sleeping bags and other things inside.
"Ahem, classmate Han, what are you doing?" Li Moyang asked.
Han Meimei was startled. Li Moyang appeared quietly behind her. It was really scary in the middle of the night. How come this guy couldn't walk without making a sound?
Definitely on purpose!
Han Meimei turned around and stroked her chest, still in shock. Her plump chest was rising and falling, so tempting.
"Um, I..." Han Meimei had already thought of her excuse, but she didn't know how to say it at this time.
However, her mentality was extremely strong, and after being slightly flustered, she returned to her queenly self.
"I haven't packed up my house yet. I'm going to stay at your place for a few nights. I'm sorry to bother you. I'm going to have a rest. Please leave as well."
Han Meimei finished speaking without blushing, and got into the tent, half-closed the curtain door, everything was complete inside, and a night light was hung conveniently, emitting a faint blue light.
Of course, there are women's wolf deterrents and pepper spray next to the sleeping bag. Han Meimei has participated in the Boy Scout camp since she was a child. Han Meimei has a lot of professional equipment, otherwise she would not have set up the tent so quickly.
Li Moyang is so annoyed. I guess he is so confident and confident about whether this is your home or mine. It’s too arrogant.
Haven’t tidied up your home yet? You can stay in a hotel, Shengshi Dynasty Group, it’s not short of money. Why are you so arrogant when you come to my house?
After thinking about it again, Li Moyang understood that this was all caused by what he said about the death of someone in the house. I bet this little girl didn't really believe it. She was really retarded.
Li Moyang smiled proudly. When he saw the dim light from the tent, he sat directly on the sofa, turned on the TV, connected it to the Qvod Box, searched and searched, and finally found a movie.
The voice sounded louder, and Li Moyang looked at it with interest.
Ghost movie? Oh, Li Moyang's taste is not so low-level. He chose a famous love action movie. The protagonist of the movie is a famous action movie female star, Teacher Cang, who currently has tens of millions of fans on China Weibo overnight.
In short, it has a pure appearance, an innocent face, big breasts, and smooth skin. It does its best to serve the unknown male protagonist. It is a love action movie that is as classic as it needs to be.
"Aw, ah, Yamei Butterfly..." Li Moyang's blood boiled with excitement.
Reviewing the past and learning the new, learning from time to time, Teacher Cang is still so dedicated!
She practices hard work and teaches tirelessly. Under her education, the majority of Chinese silk men have made great progress in both experience and practice.
The little boy under Li Moyang’s crotch couldn’t help but raise his head in salute!
Suddenly my nose felt uncomfortable, and there was a... well, it wasn't a nosebleed, it was mucus flowing out of my nose.
I wiped it, and I caught a cold. It’s all your fault, Han Meimei. I knocked on the door in the middle of the night. She had just taken a hot bath and hurriedly opened the door. It’s better now. I caught a cold and fainted.
Li Moyang took the tissue box, wiped his nose, and threw it on the coffee table. After a while, there was another one.
He hurriedly adjusted his physical condition. After a while, he felt back to normal. Just as he was about to open his eyes, he heard a roar in his ears.
"You big hooligan, you actually saw this in front of others."
Han Meimei stood aside, her pretty face flushed, her face turned away from the TV, her beautiful eyes wide open, staring at Li Moyang with a murderous look...
On the TV, Teacher Cang has completed the preliminary teaching and is charmingly letting the male assistant take off his underwear little by little. His expression is very pure but very charming.
With both beauty and skill, virtue and talent, he is worthy of being the teacher Cang who is admired by millions of Chinese girls!
The goal had been achieved, so naturally he could no longer watch it. Li Moyang pressed the remote control to turn off the TV.
"Classmate Han, this is my home. I can do whatever I want, but you are the one who is bossing around. What do you want to do?"
Li Moyang crossed his arms, lying on the sofa calmly, staring at Han Meimei, with a smirk on his lips.
The screen disappeared, and Han Meimei dared to look directly at Li Moyang. Li Moyang was right. This was not at her own home, nor at the headquarters of the Shengshi Dynasty Group. She needed to change her temperament. Don't always act like a queen. Ask for help.
When it comes to people, you should be more low-key.
However, if she thought this way, Han Meimei would not be able to bow her head casually. She was about to retort and criticize Li Moyang from an ethical and moral perspective.
Suddenly I saw a ball of toilet paper on the coffee table! The toilet paper was not wrapped tightly, and from the outside it was vaguely visible that there was some sticky liquid inside...
"Ah...you actually..." Han Meimei's face suddenly turned pale and her voice trembled.
"You actually watched a pornographic video on TV and did such an obscene thing..."
"What's wrong with me?"
Li Moyang was stunned, and followed Han Meimei's gaze to the coffee table inexplicably. When he saw the ball of tissues he had used, he suddenly woke up!
Damn it, it’s a complete misunderstanding!
Damn it, what does this mean?
This ball of paper towels, plus the sticky stuff, combined with the scene just now, anyone who sees it will think of something...
But since it’s a prank, let’s carry it through to the end, and Li Moyang also took the risk.
"I think the CEO of Shengshi Dynasty Group is very familiar with these things. Please stop yelling. How about we do it for real? Look at the long night, the man and the woman alone, don't do it.
If you order something, wouldn't it be a waste of a wonderful midsummer night... Hehe."
Li Moyang said with a bad smile.
Han Meimei was also stunned. This guy was really shameless. She had just stepped out of the wolf's den and into the tiger's den. If she was really a pervert, she might as well face the female ghost at home.
"You dare!" Han Meimei was in a daze for a while, then woke up immediately, raised her arm, and held a dagger tightly with a cold light.
Bullshit! No wonder you dare to enter a stranger's house. You have been prepared for it.
Li Moyang rubbed his chin angrily and said: "Come on, classmate Han, I am a good person. I will lend you a night today. Don't knock on the door in the middle of the night tomorrow. Otherwise, I really don't know what passionate things I will do."
Come."
He stood up and ignored Han Meimei as she just passed by. He went upstairs and went straight to the extravagant big bed to meet Duke Zhou. He had not been idle for the past two days and was a little tired.
But before going to bed, Li Moyang thought about Han Meimei for a while. This woman was too tall. She was 1.723 meters tall, with breasts and breasts, legs and legs. She was really a beauty in the world.
It's just that the family business is a little off the table. However, since your family is engaged in the semi-** entertainment industry, why do you pretend to be so innocent? I can't figure it out.
Li Moyang fell asleep and slept soundly, but Han Meimei in the living room downstairs did not sleep well all night.
Li Moyang passed by, and Han Meimei was stunned. There was a chaos in the living room. Only then did she realize that everything tonight was Li Moyang's prank.
Why did her villa have a mistress dead and is often haunted? It was clearly Li Moyang who was scaring her.
When I watched the video just now, even the ball of tissue was done deliberately by this guy. Various reasons pointed to his arrogance in the hospital that day.
This guy is clearly seeking revenge!
You narrow-minded fellow, I will not let you go in the next three years of your graduate career. You must be prepared for a storm of revenge for what you did tonight, huh.
Han Meimei waved her dagger, yawned, and got into the tent to sleep.
For some reason, Han Meimei tossed and turned in her sleeping bag, unable to sleep at all, either because of the change of environment or because of Li Moyang's prank.
Li Moyang's figure was floating back and forth in front of her eyes. When she opened the door, she saw a man's body with sharp eight-pack abs and a sexy mermaid line, as well as a protruding lump in his underwear. This was huge for Han Meimei.
of stimulation.
In the prosperous dynasty, Han Meimei was used to seeing some male models and handsome guys, but tonight, this physical body of Li Moyang could not be dissipated for a long time, always flickering in front of her eyes.
I was dizzy, what was going on? Han Meimei started to worry about the sheep, one, two and three... Han Meimei finally fell asleep in a daze.
Chapter completed!