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Chapter Thirty-Seven

Li Moyang curled his lips and ignored the security guard at all.

You are covered in gray skin, and you only need 1,800 yuan a month to survive. Having money in the bank does not mean that your security guard has money. They are all working part-time, so why bother to embarrass your own people.

When I entered the bank lobby and looked around, holy shit, when did the bank become a vegetable market, there were so many people.

Li Moyang came to the call machine. He was a trainee girl wearing a black suit with lapels and a white shirt. She was polite and slim, with a professional smile with eight teeth on her face. She helped Li Moyang draw a call sheet, which made Li Moyang feel warm in his heart.

Li Moyang looked at the call sheet again, Emma, ​​there are twenty-three people waiting in front of you. That heart is so cold.

Nothing is going on in the morning, so just wait.

There just happened to be a seat, so Li Moyang sat down and looked around.

Not to mention, the banking facilities nowadays are so good. Surveillance cameras are everywhere. In addition to staring at the staff, there are also two cameras facing the waiting seats.

The thin monkey security guard was unwilling to be ignored by Li Moyang. Looking at Li Moyang's probing around for the thief's brains, the security guard came over and said: "If there is no business to handle, don't sit down."

Seeing the contempt on the security guard's face, Li Moyang thought to himself, is it still possible to watch people order dishes these days? Watching yellow discs on a rainy day is just idle time. Li Moyang wanted to tease this guy.

"Why?"

The thin monkey security guard said seriously: "No why, why are you sitting here and enjoying the air conditioning when you are not doing business? It is a waste of national resources!"

"What about my business?" Li Moyang called out the call sheet and said in an unserious manner.

Stealing in mind: Waste of national resources? Damn it, China’s banks are the most profitable banks in the world, and they make money from the people. Even if they have nothing to do, there is nothing wrong with sitting here for a while. They have been arguing about international standards all day long. Damn it.

, you should learn some real things, monitoring, electronic calling, even if it is in line with international standards? It's early!

The thin monkey security guard left angrily, and a middle-aged woman with a big face, heavy makeup, a Louis Vuitton leather bag, a fur vest, and polished leather shoes came in at the door.

It's already June, and he's still wearing furs, so he's not afraid of getting prickly heat, and he's showing off his wealth nakedly, Li Moyang curled his lips.

A young female supervisor hurriedly came forward and said, "Mrs. Zhang, where is the financial management? Please come over here!"

"Yes, the old man and his bureau gave out another spiritual civilization award, eight thousand." The middle-aged woman was very proud.

"Civil servants are really nice, but Mrs. Li and her husband seem to have received a salary of 13,000 from the bureau."

"Really? I went to settle the score with the old man, and he actually hid five thousand yuan in the small treasury." The middle-aged woman with a round face turned dark.

"Now that you're here, save it first and ask later. What if your unit is different? Your Zhang Bureau is not short of money."

"It makes sense. If you dare to hide something, I won't let him sleep with you for three months!" The middle-aged woman said with a determined look.

"Pfft!" Several people nearby burst into laughter, including Li Moyang.

With your big face, your husband won’t get laid even if you give him money. Civil servants give out spiritual civilization awards, and the amounts are almost the same. As for the 5,000 yuan hidden away, your husband probably used it to have sex and support his mistress.

The thin monkey security guard nodded and bowed, leading the way to a small single room. The middle-aged woman proudly entered with her chest raised. On the frosted glass door, VIP was clearly written.

The thin monkey security guard turned around and faced Li Moyang: "Why are you laughing! It affects the normal working order!"

"Are you talking about me?" Li Moyang was stunned. If I were wearing a suit and leather shoes, would you come after me alone? You are really looking down on others.

The female supervisor Shi Shiran came over and smiled professionally: "Sir, if you are not doing business, please leave after a good rest and give up your seat to the people who are doing business. What do you think?"

"In other words, you can sit here while doing business?"

"Yes, are you sure you want to handle business?"

"If I don't handle business, am I wasting my life here?"

The female supervisor opened her mouth and smiled professionally with eight teeth, turned around and left. The smile disappeared instantly, and a trace of contempt flashed across her face.

Li Moyang was really speechless. A man relies on his clothes and a horse relies on his saddle. He will definitely not go out dressed casually next time. This society cannot understand.

I must express this depressed mood today.

Finally it was his turn, and Li Moyang walked to the counter.

"Open an account and save money."

A young female clerk at the counter did not raise her head and said coldly: "A copy of the original ID card."

Li Moyang handed in the ID card and copy he had prepared long ago.

"Hehe, Li Moyang, you look so vulgar." The young female clerk laughed softly. The ID card still showed Li Moyang's hairstyle when he was a boy, Aaron Kwok's middle-parted traitorous hairstyle.

She raised her head and glanced at Li Moyang outside the counter. The female clerk murmured in her heart, but did not say it out loud. Her expression was obvious contempt, "Well, it's quite vulgar now. This style looks so country."

"It costs one yuan to open an account." The female clerk said angrily.

After finishing the passbook, Li Moyang took out 100 yuan from the black plastic bag: "Deposit one cent."

"You!" the female staff member was furious.

Li Moyang pointed to an electronic scrolling screen in the lobby, on which a line of red Song font scrolled slowly: Treat customers as God.

The female clerk accepted the money angrily, typed it on the computer, and then counted 99 yuan, 9 jiao and 9 cents and gave it to Li Moyang.

"Save 1 more point"

"Aren't you being unreasonable?"

"It's my right to save money, right?"

"right."

"Thank you. Sorry to trouble you." Li Moyang handed him another dime.

While the female staff was operating, she said: "Thank you, no need. I think it's boring for you to do this. How can anyone save every penny like this?"

Li Moyang asked back: "Can it be saved?"

"Yes, yes."

The female staff member completed another business as requested by Li Moyang.

It's impossible not to do it. This is normal business. Besides, the female supervisor is standing next to the customer, her expression clearly suggesting that she should pay attention to stabilize her mood.



Deposit 1 point, get 1 more point; deposit 1 more point, get 1 more point...

The printed record of the passbook shows that Li Moyang made a total of 10 deposits and withdrawals.

The female staff member’s face turned red from suppressing her emotions, and her eyes filled with tears.

The thin monkey security guard and the female supervisor stood next to Li Moyang, staring at Li Moyang angrily, but helpless. They are here to do business, they are indeed here to do business, and deposits and withdrawals of one penny are also called business.

Li Moyang hated seeing women cry the most, so he felt soft: "I'm in a hurry, so just save 150,000!"

"How much? 150,000?" The thin monkey security guard, female supervisor and female staff were shocked on the spot. Damn, aren't you kidding us? What have you been doing?

"Well, save 140,000, and keep 10,000 as pocket money." Li Moyang took out 10,000 from the black plastic bag and put it in his pocket.

The female clerk no longer looked down upon Li Moyang and completed the deposit procedures neatly. When she handed the bankbook back to Li Moyang, she actually smiled charmingly: "Welcome to come again next time."

The thin monkey security guard on the side was still in the petrified state. The female supervisor quickly woke up from the petrified state, bowed and handed over the business card. The professional eight-tooth smile on her face disappeared. This time, she was flattering from the bottom of her heart:

“Welcome to your presence and welcome to come again!”

The thin monkey security guard was stunned. He was very surprised by the change in the female supervisor's demeanor. This was something that had never happened before. The female supervisor was a typical snobbery, but now she was so kind to this country bumpkin. It was really a change.

The female supervisor watched Li Moyang leave the hall, then looked at the dumbfounded security guard, feeling proud in her heart: "You little security guard don't understand, right now there are a bunch of young men in society who specialize in accompanying pigs and eating tigers, pretending to be poor boys, etc.

After being despised by others, he suddenly starts to show off his wealth and surprises others. This is definitely the case today."

Li Moyang didn't know the mentality of the bank security guards and female staff. He stood at the door of the bank, holding his passbook in his hand, looking at the busy street, and cheered in his heart: "From today on, the beautiful life of money and beautiful women will begin."

Kick off the show!"



Suddenly, figures flashed, and two masked men flashed into the bank door and met Li Moyang. The masked men pointed guns at Li Moyang, and Li Moyang immediately raised his hands and walked back into the lobby.

Perhaps Li Moyang's country bumpkin couldn't attract the attention of the masked man. One of the masked men casually pulled down the rolling shutter door, and another masked man rushed into the hall.

"Bang!" He shot a camera and smashed it. Li Moyang took a closer look and saw that the homemade gun sprayed iron sand.

The incident happened suddenly, with screams and figures running around in the hall.

The robbers shouted: "Robbery! Don't touch anything. The money belongs to the country, but your life is your own!".

The thin monkey security guard decisively fell to the ground... Maybe he felt that his posture was wrong, so he changed to a more comfortable posture.

Li Moyang curled his lips, "Damn it, the security guard is just a decoration," but Li Moyang just squatted on the ground, his eyes scanning the whole place like a falcon.

The masked robber glanced at the female supervisor who was lying on the ground with her limbs in the air and said, "Please lie down in a civilized manner! This is a robbery of wealth, not sex!"

"Okay!" The female supervisor showed a professional smile with eight teeth, but the smile was uglier than crying. She turned over and stuck her big butt in the sky, leaving the robber speechless.

A middle-aged woman in a fur vest rushed out of the VIP room. She panicked. When others ran, she followed suit and rushed in front of the masked robber.

"Don't kill me. All my money has been deposited in the bank. There is plenty of money in the bank counter..."

"Stop talking nonsense! All I got was the bank's money!" the robber made a weird sound from his masked stockings and pointed his shotgun at the middle-aged lady.

The middle-aged lady was so frightened that she cried and sat down on the ground. A large area was wet under her buttocks, and the smell of feces and urine filled the hall.

Some people in the crowd in the hall covered their noses. Seeing that some people were not cooperating, the robber yelled: "Be honest, everyone, get down. Anyone who moves will be beaten to death!"

"Bang!" Another shot, and another camera was smashed by iron sand.

The crowd all lay on the ground, but at the same time there was a scream. A robber pointed a gun at the female clerk who was shaking like chaff at the counter, and threw it into a black bag: "Hurry up, put the money!"

At this moment, Li Moyang took action.

It moved like a rabbit and was as fast as lightning. No one could see clearly what was going on. They could only hear two screams of "Ah, alas", followed by the sound of the rolling shutter door being pulled up.

It took a long time before anyone dared to look up and look around. One robber fell to the ground, his nose was crooked to one side, his mouth and nose were bleeding, and several bloody teeth were scattered aside; the other robber was holding his stomach for half a day.

He was hunched over and twitching, losing all his fighting power...

As for who was responsible, not even the robber knew. The robber only knew that there was a sound of wind coming from behind, and then he was tragically punched and kicked to the ground.



Li Moyang rubbed his nose and smiled faintly: They made a homemade gun and could only fire one shot at a time. Two fools, with their IQs, they still robbed a bank. The sun was shining brightly on the street, traffic was rolling, and the sound of police sirens could be heard in the distance. Li Moyang turned around and merged into the rush of people.
Chapter completed!
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