Chapter 76 Chinese Aunt
The full name of the biennial Farnborough Air Show in the UK is "Farnborough International Aerospace Exhibition", and its English name is irshow. It is the world's second largest air show in scale and popularity after the Paris Air Show. The air show
Organized by the Association of British Aerospace Companies, the exhibition venue is Farnborough, a small town southwest of London.
The UK has clear skies this season, making it the perfect time for aviation exhibitions.
When Li Moyang and his party arrived at the venue, the air show had already begun, and crowds of people were looking up to the sky.
A number of Western fighter jets have performed flight demonstrations. The biggest feature is the thrilling noise when taking off. Among them, the "Typhoon" fighter jet is the most shocking. As a training aircraft, the Korean T-50B is almost as noisy as the "Typhoon".
The Yak-130 that appeared at the same venue was much quieter. Among Russia's new aircraft, only the Yak-130 trainer aircraft participated in the flight show, which seemed quite alone. However, the Yak-130 still fully demonstrated the Russian's tough demeanor.
The aircraft was actually fully loaded into the sky. As a trainer aircraft, it was even more bold than the new Western fighter jets in the same field.
Russian Sukhoi and MiG fighter jets jointly appeared in the name of "Russian United Aircraft Manufacturing Group", but their old glory has been greatly weakened. All major fighter jets are only model aircraft, and the latest T-50 only exists.
on the screen.
The US military's B-52 once flew over the airport as part of an air show aerial performance. However, the B-52 bomber was like a passer-by, only passing through the sky above Farnborough Airport and then departed.
In the sky, six red planes pulled colorful smoke and performed a formation flight display at a speed of 300 kilometers per hour. They were tumbling in a flashy manner, and the crowd on the ground let out bursts of exclamations and cheers.
Li Jianjun introduced to rookie Li Moyang: "The British thunder and lightning team! They are really awesome!"
Li Moyang nodded and glanced around. There was a blond beauty carrying a backpack. She glanced at Li Moyang and his party intentionally or unintentionally: "Damn! The food is here so quickly. I don't know if it's the KGB, the CIA, or the MOF."
THAAD is still MI6, but a blonde beauty, I like it!"
At this time, two thunder and lightning aerobatic aircraft roared in the sky to perform high-speed flying performances towards each other. They seemed to have no intention of avoiding and collided directly with each other. The plane in the accident was almost completely shattered, huge fireballs filled the sky, and the wreckage was like a kite with a broken string.
They fell to the ground one after another, and the crowd on the ground screamed. Ambulances and fire brigade roared over, and the police rushed to the scene of the accident to look for and rescue the pilots.
"Hey, two more people died, which is equivalent to losing two more ace pilots." Li Jianjun gloated.
Li Moyang glanced at the blonde beauty, who covered her mouth with tears in her eyes. "I understand, from MI6."
In the following time, Director Du Fei and relevant personnel of the Israeli UAV company communicated in a small conference room in the exhibition center. After talking for about an hour, Zhang Bo jiliguala translated, and the two parties initially reached an agreement. Li Jianjun and Li Moyang
Standing outside waiting, bored.
The blonde beauty appeared again, looking around leisurely, taking out her camera to take pictures of the model from time to time, just like a tourist.
Li Jianjun poked Li Moyang: "Here comes the food!"
Li Moyang thought: Tsk, I have discovered it a long time ago.
"Don't take my food away from me."
"You kid, you can't give me the chance to pick up girls!"
"Don't you dare? When I go back and report to Sister Dong Xiaoxia, I guess your remote control will have to be replaced again!"
"Well, you still caught my weak point." Li Jianjun looked up to the sky and sighed.
Li Moyang whistled frivolously, and the blonde beauty smiled coquettishly. Her neat white teeth were very attractive, but she ignored Li Moyang and continued to wander around, slowly moving away.
Li Moyang said bitterly: "It's probably just a general tracking mission. There's no chance of tempting me to go to bed."
"You have a beautiful idea. They won't seduce us. At first glance, we look like security guards. Director Du is the one who likes beautiful women."
"Fuck, all the good cabbage has been eaten by pigs." Li Moyang cursed in a low voice.
When Cao Cao arrived, Deputy Director Du Fei, his two subordinates, Zhao Yan, Zhang Bo, and three Israeli drone company staff came out of the small conference room to shake hands and say goodbye.
"The mission is completed, let's go shopping in the mall." Du Fei said cheerfully with a big belly.
The five of them took a taxi to the most famous Harrods department store in London. Li Moyang asked Li Jianjun in a low voice: "The mission is over so soon? I always feel that something is missing?"
Li Jianjun was used to it and said calmly: "Do you think there will be a huge explosion, a gun battle or something? Many times things are just that simple, not as imagined. Have you brought money? Buy a bag for your girlfriend, perfume or something.
, fortunately it can be regarded as a trip abroad."
"oh!"
Harrods department store is crowded with people. If you look closely, you can see that almost all of them are Chinese. The Chinese aunts are packed with big and small bags and are noisy. It’s as lively as going to a big market in China.
Du Fei and the other three got excited and joined the rush to buy. Li Jianjun and Li Moyang followed closely behind them. On the one hand, they had to ensure the safety of these three people. On the other hand, their eyes were not full, so they searched everywhere for suitable bag perfumes.
Something like that.
When I arrived at the Burberry store, most of the windbreakers and bags were outdated products, and the display was not neat. Some were directly stacked on a metal shelf, but this did not affect the purchasing desire of Chinese aunts.
Some people have two or three bags folded in one arm and are still selecting with the other hand; some people are carrying windbreakers in one hand and greedily touching other clothes with the other hand. The amount of shopping is so large that the transaction is completed
The speed is so fast that it feels like shopping in the UK is free.
A Chinese aunt, one of the wheels of the trolley case was finally overwhelmed by the load, flattened, and slipped off. However, the satisfaction on her face remained undiminished. She kept talking to the aunt next to her: "You must buy more. If you buy too much, you will have to buy more."
If you make a profit, think about it: Clarks shoes that cost three to four hundred yuan in the UK cost one thousand two hundred and thirty yuan in Shanghai; Burberry bags that cost more than five thousand yuan cost more than ten thousand yuan in Shanghai..."
The blonde beauty appeared again. Li Moyang looked surprised, smiled awkwardly at the beauty, and pointed to the bag in his hand. The blonde beauty spread her hands to show her understanding.
After a while, the blonde beauty answered a phone call, her face turned pale, she hesitated, ran to Li Moyang, and said nervously: "Hello, there may be a bomb in the mall, please help me, I know who you are.
, I must be very skilled, please help me. I am Isabella, an agent of MI6!" He spoke with a standard imperial accent.
"What?..." Li Moyang and Li Jianjun were stunned for two seconds when they heard the news.
Come on, let me make a big purchase, this happened, and the blonde beauty directly revealed her identity, which shows that the situation is indeed very urgent.
Li Moyang's face turned grim: "How did you know? Who planted the bomb? You must make it clear first!"
"MI6 notified me because I am here to follow you. Haha, please understand. It was the Irish Republican Army that did it!"
"Please notify the police immediately and notify the mall to evacuate the crowd!" Li Moyang immediately suggested.
Isabella said: "We have sent bomb disposal experts and they will be here soon, and the police will be here soon. Please help me evacuate the crowd, because there are many of you Chinese here. Please try not to create panic!"
Li Jianjun and Li Moyang looked embarrassed. Damn it, is this a reason?
Li Moyang looked embarrassed when he saw the Chinese people going crazy with their purchases. It was really hard to tell the truth. If the truth was told, based on the virtue of the Chinese people, it would not blow up the camp. It would definitely cause panic. Once it spreads,
The situation will be unimaginable. What should we do? Let’s inform Du Fei first.
Li Jianjun found Du Fei and the other three, who were packed with bags and were sweating profusely: "Old Li, you came just in time, help me get a few things. Emma, these middle-aged women can really squeeze in.
I can't beat them."
Li Jianjun ignored Du Fei and whispered a few words in his ear. Du Fei's face changed drastically after hearing this, and the objects in his hands fell to the ground with a clatter: "You said there was an explosion here..."
My mother, could you please lower your voice?
Li Jianjun covered Du Fei's mouth: "Keep your voice down, don't let people know about this kind of thing, otherwise these aunts will blow up the camp?"
Du Fei had no idea. If there was a bomb at the scene, it would not matter if his life was threatened. Even if he was lucky enough to survive, in such a big event, the fact that he led a group to the mall for shopping would definitely be exposed. His political life also meant that
Completely over.
"Then let's leave quickly, yes, leave quickly!" Du Fei regained his energy, threw down a pile of bags, clothes, and perfume that he had not yet paid for, and ran outside.
Li Jianjun grabbed Du Fei and said, "You can't leave. Please help inform these Chinese tourists. They are all our compatriots."
"Fuck, it's my fault. I want to notify you. No, you are here to protect us. If we go together, if our life safety is in question, you will not be much better."
Li Jianjun put down his hand and glared at Du Fei coldly, turned around and left, notifying the old ladies one by one.
Zhang Bo was very determined. After being slightly flustered, he also joined the notification process. This fact made Li Moyang very fond of him.
Du Fei and Zhao Yan hesitated for a while and then joined the notification process.
As soon as they heard a strange Chinese man running over to inform them that there was a bomb in the mall, the aunts all laughed: "Young man, others have already used this trick of yours. Don't you just want to lure us away? Can you buy cheap goods?"
?The notification is also a notification from the mall, okay.”
Chapter completed!