430 Parachutes and Condoms

"Brother Ming, uh..." Dou Yifan subconsciously looked at his left arm, and secretly complained in his heart. Zhou Liming gave him such a passionate blow as soon as he met. It was estimated that the wound he had just healed on his arm was about to bleed. A stinging pain came from the wound on his arm, and Dou Yifan even doubted whether the sutures of the wound would be problematic again. It seemed that Zhou Liming, the soldier who fought against the big gun back then, was really not old, and he slapped his fatal hole as soon as he made a move.

"What's wrong with you? What's going on with your hand? When did you hurt?" Seeing Dou Yifan's face change, Zhou Liming realized that he was overly excited and almost had a bad thing. After a closer look, he found the gauze on Dou Yifan's left arm. Zhou Liming immediately asked.

"I'm fine, Brother Ming, go and sit there! Secretary Yang and the others are waiting!" Dou Yifan took a breath, threw a wink at Zhou Liming, and walked towards the dining table first.

"Come on, come on, come on, Secretary Xiao Dou, come here to sit here! Secretary Xu, don't be polite to my old comrade, be the chief! Deputy District Mayor Zhou, everyone sit casually, sit casually!" Yang Guoyang greeted several people and sat up at the dining table.

When they saw Yang Guoyang greeting, everyone stood up and treated him politely. Among everyone present, no matter whether it is age or seniority, it is not as good as Dou Yifan sat down on Yang Guoyang's left and right hands. Without hesitation, Dou Yifan refused the position beside Yang Guoyang and chose to sit down next to Zhou Liming.

Since it was a small treat, the people present were of distinct age and age, so the atmosphere was not as warm as usual. In addition, there was a lady like Liu Aoxuan, who was a woman, present, so the jokes between men were not shown. However, Yang Guoyang and Xu Pengzhan were both experts in harmony for such occasions, and they did not feel any cold things while clinking glasses and toasting.

What Dou Yifan didn't expect was that the first woman who was provoking a yellow joke to reconcile the atmosphere was Liu Aoxuan, the only woman sitting on the other side of Zhou Liming. Liu Aoxuan stood up from her seat and raised her glass to suggest to Yang Guoyang and Xu Pengzhan that each person would tell a small joke. If the joke was not funny, he would have to be punished with three glasses of wine. Of course, all the men present understood what the little joke would be in such an occasion would be like, so he agreed meaningfully. When Xu Pengzhan and Yang Guoyang's eyes fell on Dou Yifan's face, Dou Yifan quickly stood up and waved his hand and smiled and said that he really would not tell any jokes. Zhou Liming's somewhat worried gaze fell on Dou Yifan's left arm, and he also quickly got up to smooth things over and said that Dou Yifan's alcohol was not good. If the joke was not funny, he would be punished with a glass of wine!

"Let me tell you, Xiao Dou, this man must be strong in both upper and lower body when he comes to work. First, the mouth above must be strong, and secondly, the mouth below must be strong. This mouth must be strong not only in the function of eating, drinking, defecation, but also in speaking. Come on! Let me start with you first and ask you a question. It is said that one day a biology teacher asked the whole class, and the question is like this - what is the difference between condoms and parachutes? Please use your brain to warm up first." Seeing Zhou Liming get up to smooth things over, Xu Pengzhan raised his palm and smiled at Dou Yifan and began a ideological education. However, the question raised by Xu Pengzhan made the other three men and one woman present frowned slightly, as if he really thought about it.

"Secretary General Xu's question really stumps us. Parachutes are protected from above, while condoms are protected from below. Is that true? Secretary Xu, is the answer like this?" Liu Aoxuan, who was the first to speak, stood up with a bright smile on her face, raised her wine glass and smiled and said in a coquettish manner. After a few glasses of foreign wine, she looked several years younger, more charming, and a bit charming.

"Haha, congratulations, the answer is wrong! Come on, come on, Director Liu, I will punish you three drinks of wine!" Xu Pengzhan laughed loudly, and while laughing, he also signaled the waiter behind him to pour wine for Liu Aoxuan.

"Ah? I have to punish the wine if I answer the wrong answer! I will do it myself, I will do it myself..." Liu Aoxuan happily took the wine pot from the waiter, filled it with a glass, then raised her head and simmered it in one bite. However, just when she was about to drink the second cup, she suddenly stopped and asked Xu Pengzhan for the answer with charming eyes.

"Hehe, Director Liu, drink first and then answer! Rules, rules, do you think? Yifan, it's your turn soon. Drink or tell jokes, you can do it yourself!" Xu Pengzhan pointed to Liu Aoxuan's wine glass and smiled. He didn't have much interest in this woman who was about the same age as him.

"Brother Xu, if I can answer your question, can I not have to tell jokes? I am really poor. Secretary Yang will say that I came here to cheat drinks later." Dou Yifan saw the interaction between Liu Aoxuan and Xu Pengzhan, and said perfunctorily, but he secretly joked that Liu Aoxuan pretended to be young and didn't look at the object in front of him. Who is Xu Pengzhan? The Secretary-General of the Municipal Government, and has never seen any beauty. Even if any masseur in the mysterious club is white, tender and watery, the kind of flower buds that can come out of water with just one pinch, how can it be compared to Liu Aoxuan, a yellow flower like the past that is no match for the rings of time.

"Hey, Xiao Dou, where are you talking about it? Tonight, you think of Brother Yang, I came to drink this glass of wine. Brother Yang is afraid that you can't invite me!" Yang Guoyang, who was closely following the movement of the table, quickly spoke up to block Dou Yifan's words, thinking in his mind whether to ask two more girls to come and accompany him. Although Yang Guoyang had such a plan, he was not very familiar with Dou Yifan and Zhou Liming and did not dare to serve this dish rashly.
Chapter completed!