Going forward to the top - 432 Wet tools

The joke came to Liu Aoxuan's side. Dou Yifan wanted to see what a woman could say in front of several men. However, he still underestimated the ability of a woman who had climbed to a certain position in the system to bear it. As soon as Liu Aoxuan spoke, Dou Yifan knew that this woman had some skills back then, at least she was deeper than Zhou Liming at this time.

"By the way, there is a story in the Condor Heroes. That day, Princess Ziwei was chatting with Emperor Qianlong in the imperial garden and said to Emperor Qianlong: Emperor, you are really unfathomable! When Qianlong heard this, he immediately corrected Princess Ziwei and said: I am beyond reach, Ziwei, you are unfathomable! Come on, I would like to wish you all the men who are beyond reach!" After Liu Aoxuan finished the joke without blushing, she found that there seemed to be a meaningful smile on the corner of Yang Guoyang's mouth, and she didn't say anything more. She picked up the wine glass and toasted the wine to several men who seemed to have not reacted.

"Okay, okay, I've drunk this drink in a very long way!" Yang Guoyang pulled the corners of his mouth, smiling ambiguously.

"Come on, toast to the unfathomable Director Liu!" Xu Pengzhan also picked up the wine glass and smiled unfathomable.

Dou Yifan and Zhou Liming also picked up the wine glass, but they were also restrained. However, seeing Liu Aoxuan's face was free, Dou Yifan felt a little snooping about this unfathomable female director. Of course, this kind of snooping was definitely not the unfathomable desire of Emperor Qianlong to Ziwei, but a curiosity about the power behind Liu Aoxuan. If he was not wrong, Liu Aoxuan's face was annoyed of saying the wrong thing. Of course, the joke was not too much, but Dou Yifan estimated that Liu Aoxuan was angry that he felt that this joke should not be spoken in front of Yang Guoyang and Xu Pengzhan. Dou Yifan pulled the corners of his lips meaningfully, thinking that Yang Guoyang and Xu Pengzhan should have a very good understanding of Liu Aoxuan's background. Otherwise, Xu Pengzhan would not have opened his mouth and put the "unfathomable" hat on Liu Aoxuan's head.

Everyone drank happily and began to wait for the jokes of Yang Guoyang, the magistrate of Yinyue County. What surprised Dou Yifan was that Yang Guoyang's jokes came even more unfathomable.

"Today I will tell you a joke circulating in the countryside. Some rural cadres are not accurate in Mandarin and often make jokes. Once, when a meeting was held to give a report, a clerk sitting on the side recorded it like this: As a cadre in the file, first of all, you must go deep into the masses (in the skirt), understand the masses (in the skirt), think about what the masses (in the skirt), worry about what the masses (in the skirt), worry about what the masses (in the skirt), and worry about what the masses (in the skirt), and be easy to understand when doing things, and work hard, and do it hard.

When encountering, wet and wet (all) advance. Only by understanding people, seizing the opportunity (chicken) encounters, persisting in not venting (relaxed), advancing and retreating with the masses (skirts), can we finally start a new movement of the masses (skirts). Our goal is to "satisfie the masses (skirts) and reassure the crotch!" Yang Guoyang began his reportage with a slight slump, but the few people present did not hear anything other than Xu Pengzhan's meaningful smile, and they all sat blankly.

Yang Guoyang's passionate and high-spirited speech made Dou Yifan feel familiar, which was a familiar feeling of a meeting. However, just listening to Yang Guoyang's words, Dou Yifan could not feel the universe inside. Except for the different tones and the sound of the tongue, Dou Yifan could not imagine what artistic conception there was.

"Hahaha, please give me some explanation! Look at our little comrades who didn't react! It seems that their business is not skilled enough!" After listening to Yang Guoyang's reportage, Xu Pengzhan immediately burst into laughter. Especially when he saw Zhou Liming and Dou Yifan were confused, Xu Pengzhan and Yang Guoyang were even more happy.

"It seems that you have to get along with the wet ones! Okay, let's talk about it, the first thing is this hand, the hand that grabs the big hand; the crowd is the skirt of the miniskirt..." With a little drunkenness, Yang Guoyang began his interpretation of the report with joy.

After hearing Yang Guoyang's explanation clearly, the few people here pulled the corners of their mouths to varying degrees. Dou Yifan was quite speechless about these geniuses in the system. However, the things that Yang Guoyang said were not unfamiliar with Dou Yifan who had been in Zhouning for two years. As early as half a century ago, Mr. Deng said that he should open the door of the Celestial Empire to introduce advanced technology, and clearly pointed out the idea of ​​letting some people get rich first. Of course, while opening the door, mosquitoes and flies also got in. Zhouning entered the 21st century. Some huge changes occurred after entering the 21st century. Although the economic level still dragged the tail of the entire Yifeng Province, some ideas had already caught up with or even surpassed some economically developed areas of Yifeng Province. Especially in terms of gender relations, its openness was even more catching up with the UK and the United States, and it was trapped in an unprecedented whirlpool of male welfare.

After understanding what Yang Guoyang meant, Dou Yifan couldn't help but smile bitterly, and there seemed to be something in his heart that he couldn't laugh. Just as Dou Yifan was hesitating whether to say something, the phone placed on the dining table suddenly vibrated. Dou Yifan picked it up and looked at it, rubbed his eyes and wiped it again in disbelief before he confirmed that the person who called him was Li Ziqian and Deputy Mayor Li. He hesitated and looked at Xu Pengzhan, and just met Xu Pengzhan's inquiring gaze. Dou Yifan hesitated for a moment and answered the phone on the spot.

"Hey, hello! Yes, I am Dou Yifan! Hello Mayor Li!"

Dou Yifan's call from Mayor Li, and the whole family immediately became silent. Xu Pengzhan and Yang Guoyang, who were originally whispering, immediately looked at each other and lowered their eyelids silently.

"Yes, Mayor Li, I'm preparing the report materials! Yes, yes, it's mainly two aspects... Right, economic construction and tourism development... Yes, yes! Well, yes, please say it!" After looking around at the banquet where no one talked, Dou Yifan stood up slowly, took his cell phone and walked towards the sofa near the door.
Chapter completed!