095 Drunk sex?
Volume 1: Going straight to the top, step by step 095: Having sex after drinking?
When he was woken up by the alarm clock the next day, Dou Yifan, who had a splitting headache, habitually reached out to the bedside table next to him where his mobile phone was placed, but did not press the alarm on his mobile phone as usual. He randomly touched around,
When his big hand touched a ball of soft hair, Dou Yifan's mind was still stuck in the panic and banquet last night.
Touching down the soft hair, Dou Yifan was scared away from all his sleepiness. He reluctantly opened his eyes in fear and saw that his chest seemed to be occupied by a furry head. Dou Yifan
Fan was so frightened that he almost screamed, what on earth is going on? Why is there a head on his chest? This must be a dream, a dream!
Dou Yifan, who had not yet fully awakened, silently hypnotized himself in his heart. He closed his eyes again subconsciously, and stretched out his trembling hands towards the furry guy on his chest. However, the soft hair on his palm came from
The feeling once again reminded Dou Yifan mercilessly that he was not dreaming. There was indeed a head lying on his chest, a small and fluffy head...
Did he... last night?
Dou Yifan raised his arm with difficulty and found that the clothes on his body were already missing.
Could it be that he was really... drinking and having sex and urinating after a few glasses of wine? How could he be so confused? With his eyes closed, Dou Yifan secretly thought about what he should do later? The cash on him
But there’s not that much, and he doesn’t know if it’s enough to pay for it. What should he do if he doesn’t have money to pay for it?
If word gets out that Dou Yifan owes someone else money for prostitution...then his lifelong reputation will be in vain.
But, who is playing such a prank? Does it have a grudge against him? He actually arranged such a farce for him...
Dou Yifan struggled to speak. Just when he was about to wake up someone who was sleeping on top of him, he vaguely heard the sound of someone pushing the door open. Could it be...
Startled again by his own thoughts, Dou Yifan, who was unwilling to sit still and wait for death, immediately sat up from the bed, but was surprised to find that the woman standing at the door turned out to be Lin Xiaoru, whom he was familiar with. He quickly lowered his head and looked at the tree-like tree
The head lying on his chest like a wombat suddenly relaxed. Damn it, where the hell was he thinking?
"Yifan, did I wake you up? Yinuo, this kid, when he woke up early in the morning and heard that you were sleeping here, he must run over. Haha, it's time to get up! Yinuo, he didn't wake you up just now, did he?" Lin Xiaoru was a little confused.
He looked at the shirtless Dou Yifan awkwardly, and then his eyes fell on Yi Nuo in Dou Yifan's arms.
After finishing speaking, Lin Xiaoru pursed her lips slightly, walked towards the window unnaturally, and opened the curtains. The bright light outside the window suddenly dazzled Dou Yifan's eyes, and he blinked involuntarily.
After blinking and looking around, I realized that he was actually sleeping in the guest room of Zhou Liming's house.
"Sister-in-law, why am I sleeping here? Uh... By the way, where is Brother Ming? Is he okay?" Dou Yifan, who had completely woken up from his thoughts, reached out and hugged his drooped head and lay on his chest, sleeping soundly.
Yi Nuo smiled coquettishly.
What kind of evil did he get into? He was so confused that he couldn't tell whether the person lying on his body was a five- or six-year-old child or a woman? When he woke up early in the morning, he thought he had slept with someone's woman, or was it that kind of thing?
A woman who needs to pay? He was even worried about whether he would have the money to pay for the prostitute... He was so fucking shameless to see anyone!
Is this caused by alcohol or simply being too thirsty for the opposite sex?
Holding Yi Nuo in his arms, Dou Yifan, who was full of depression, did not dare to move casually, let alone get up in front of Lin Xiaoru. When he woke up, he clearly felt that there was only a triangle of cloth left on his body to cover his shame.
.And it was obvious that this small triangular piece of fabric had been pushed open by his arrogant brothers, and it was almost bursting.
"You guys, how can I say that you are good? If you don't know how to drink, don't drink to death. Why do you have to make yourself so embarrassed? I drank a lot of horse urine and vomited it into a mess. Isn't it a fool's errand? Fortunately,
Liming didn't drink, what should I do if you two grown men get drunk?" Lin Xiaoru complained dissatisfied, looked back at Dou Yifan who was still lying on the bed, and turned off the air conditioner in the room.
, opened the window and door.
"Ah? Brother Ming, is he okay? Sister-in-law, I'm sorry! Last night...last night I was not sure, I drank too much." Dou Yifan smiled sarcastically, but in his heart he thought that the gang planned to get Zhou Liming drunk last night.
The guys patted the team one by one and got slapped one by one. When Zhou Liming was having a farewell banquet for his promotion, he, a little transparent guy, actually fell into it.
However, he did not expect that Zhou Liming had an unusual friendship with Li Yongzan from Jinghu County and Shi Xunsheng. It was obvious that everyone who appeared at the dinner table last night should be people in Zhou Liming's circle.
"Wake up Yinuo! Why did this child fall asleep when he came here? It's time to get up and go to kindergarten!" Lin Xiaoru walked towards the bed and stretched out her hand in the direction of Dou Yifan.
"Haha, sister-in-law, let me do it! Get up quickly, you brat, are you still pretending to sleep? If you don't get up, I'm going to spank you!" Dou Yifan quickly reached out and pinched the little boy who continued to pretend to be asleep in his arms.
Damn boy, he smiled and exposed Yi Nuo, whose eyelashes were trembling slightly in his arms.
"Hee hee hee, Uncle Yifan, you went drinking with my dad and didn't take me with you?" Yi Nuo, who was exposed to the little trick, sat on Dou Yifan's waist in a matter of seconds and wrapped his chubby little hands around him.
Dou Yifan's neck screamed loudly.
"Uh... can you drink the wine that adults are drinking? Okay, go brush your teeth, wash your face, eat and go to school! By the way, sister-in-law, where are my... my clothes?" Dou Yi sat down on his waist with Yi Nuo.
Fan's lower abdomen tightened and almost made a sound. He really wanted to catch the little brat who was acting recklessly on him and provide some male physiology education in advance, especially on morning erection, which should be popularized more quickly.
But because Lin Xiaoru was still in front of him, he could only not dare to let out a dull hum under Yi Yi Nuo's torture.
"By the way... your clothes were washed last night and haven't been dried yet. They are hanging on the back balcony to dry. You can get up and wear Liming's clothes later! Yinuo, come out quickly, brush your teeth, wash your face and have breakfast! You're going to be late!"
Lin Xiaoru felt embarrassed at Dou Yifan's reminder. After Dou Yifan went out to drink last night, she cooperated with Zhou Liming to help him take off his clothes, leaving only a pair of small pants on him. Thinking of this, Lin Xiaoru
As if affected by the sunlight outside the window, her face turned brightly crimson. After greeting Yi Nuo, she quickly walked out towards the door as if she was running away.
"Uh... thank you, sister-in-law! Yinuo, get up quickly! Uncle Yifan is almost wilted by you..." Watching Lin Xiaoru's back disappear at the door of the room, Dou Yifan stopped being polite to the little brat on his body.
Chapter completed!