Chapter 34
Wang Haiyang came to the back door and saw Uncle Hua sitting under the shade of a tree, with his legs crossed and puffing away.
I really didn’t realize that Uncle Hua was still a romantic figure. Wang Haiyang thought and walked over.
"Uncle Hua, you are so leisurely." Wang Haiyang said with a smile.
"Haha, Xiao Wang, you are here. Sit down quickly!"
Wang Haiyang sat down next to him. Male security guard at the nunnery 34
"How's it going? You've been here for a few days, are you still getting used to it?"
"I'm used to it. I used to be in the army and moved around a lot. I've long been used to taking things as they come." Wang Haiyang also lit up a cigarette.
"Just get used to it."
"But-" Wang Haiyang hesitated.
"But what?"
"I haven't drank for a long time. I want to drink some, but I don't have any. I wonder if drinking is allowed in the temple?"
"Haha, of course nuns can't drink. It's okay for us to drink. Do you want to drink? I'm fine with this. I still have some wine here, but I don't have any food. Why don't I go to the kitchen to cook a few dishes alone in the evening?
Drink slowly in the hut?"
"That's a good relationship. I haven't had any alcohol for several days. Let's have a good drink then!"
The two chatted for a while, and then Wang Haiyang went back to the house to sleep.
In the evening, Uncle Hua came to see Wang Haiyang, and the two returned to the backyard.
After entering the room, there were already several dishes on a small table, all delicious and delicious, as well as two one-pound bottles of 'Banlixiang' liquor.
"I didn't expect Uncle Hua's cooking skills to be so superb." Wang Haiyang praised sincerely.
"I'm old and have nothing to do, so I just studied these things."
"Haha, Uncle Hua looks so strong. How can he be old?"
"It's useless to look at it. If only I could go back a few years earlier and Uncle Hua hadn't blown it away, I would have never grown old. Come on, come on, have a drink!"
The two of them sat down and drank happily.
After three rounds of drinking, both of them became excited.
"Xiao Wang, you were a soldier. Did you have any interesting things in the army? I heard that when people from the army met women, even sows became Diao Chan. Is that true?"
"Haha, it's a bit over the top. But it's pretty much the same. Staying in the army is like being a monk, and it suffocates everyone. But I was okay, I only stayed for two years, and then I was sent to the special forces not long after
I went abroad and often went on missions, and I met many foreign women. Their figures and charms are incomparable to domestic women." Male security guard at a nunnery 34
"Really?" Uncle Hua's eyes lit up, "Tell me what are the differences between this foreign woman?"
Wang Haiyang had never been in contact with foreign women, so in order to get what Uncle Hua said, he started talking half-truthfully: "This foreign woman has yellow hair, blue eyes, tall body, plump body, full of sex appeal, and is passionate and unrestrained.
That was really good. One time we went to a beach, where all the men and women were swimming naked. We Chinese soldiers were dumbfounded when we saw it. All the tents below were set up, and we were laughed at until our faces turned red."
"It's so comfortable. Have you ever had sex with a foreign woman?"
"Of course I've done it. My body shape is pretty average in China, but compared with tall foreign women, I have no advantage. Those foreign girls have big round butts and huge appetites. If it weren't for that,
At that time, I had enough energy and I would have been defeated long ago.”
While they were talking, the two drank a few more glasses, and each drank more than half of the two bottles of wine.
"Are foreign women very sexy?"
"Of course, the sound of sex can be heard next door. And there are many tricks. Unfortunately, I was inexperienced at the time and couldn't satisfy her at all."
"Are foreign women the same as Chinese women down there?"
"Of course they are all similar, but the size may be different. I haven't experienced many women, so I can't make a comparison. Anyway, foreign women are more trusting and very open-minded."
Uncle Hua slapped his thigh and said, "Damn, the most depressing thing in my life is that I have never had sex with a foreign woman."
"Haha, this kind of opportunity is not available to everyone, but now many foreign women come to China, some specifically to have sex. As long as you have money, you can have sex without going abroad."
"Oh, it's useless to talk about that. People are old and can't be hard anymore, but I still want to see their bodies."
Wang Haiyang smiled and said: "From Uncle Hua's tone, he must have had sex with many women when he was young, right?"
Uncle Hua chuckled, "That's not bragging. Uncle Hua has seen countless people in his life. He can stretch out his fingers and say that he can pick up flowers with his wonderful hands."
Wang Haiyang quickly toasted with a glass of wine, "Every man likes this. Unfortunately, I have too little experience. Why don't you give me a blow?"
Uncle Hua was already in high spirits, and his face was glowing. "Young man, Uncle Hua has a lot of stories. If you let me give you some advice, it will be of great use to you. What does this man do in the world? Just for the sake of it."
Fuck women! Think about the ancient times, when the emperor conquered the country, what did he do in the end? In the end, he had nothing to do but fuck the women in his three palaces and six courtyards! So men conquer women by conquering the world!"
"It makes sense." Wang Haiyang agreed.
Uncle Hua closed his eyes, as if he was reminiscing about something, and said after a while: "If you walk at night for a long time, you will encounter ghosts. If I had known how to stop in time, I don't know how many more women I could have fucked."
"Oh, why?"
"Hey, for a woman."
"Tell me and listen -"
Chapter completed!