Chapter 1320: Beating into Monkey Butt
"I understand what you mean. It's a good idea to rely on this battle to demonstrate the majesty of the Earthly Immortal Realm. Although we have shown our strength this time, we have never really fought a battle. Others have no confidence in our strength.
Although there is speculation, there will be no real awe." Sun Wukong thought thoughtfully.
He has lived for endless years, and he can actually see these things more clearly than Gufeng.
"That's what it means, so we need a war. The Canglang World is the best target. Destroying other big worlds at will will arouse the hatred of other people, but the Canglang World is different. They have already been angry and resentful.
If it wasn't for its strength, it would have been destroyed long ago." Gu Feng said with a smile.
Sun Wukong also nodded, acknowledging Gu Feng's words.
"This wine is good, who the bastard brewed it? Oh my God, can I drink other wines in the future?" You Ming suddenly screamed.
The others also showed the same expression. The monkey wine Gufeng brought out was so delicious that when they drank it, they felt as if they were drinking horse urine.
"This wine can only be found in heaven. Where can you find it in the world? Gu Feng, please tell me the identity of that bastard who makes wine. I must find him and let him make wine for me every day." You Ming stared at Gu Feng and said.
The corner of Gu Feng's mouth twitched, and he stared at Nether with sympathy. This guy didn't even realize that he was about to die.
"I'm afraid that if I reveal his identity, you won't dare to trouble him." Gu Feng said with a smile. He smiled mischievously because he found that Sun Wukong's face had completely cooled down.
"Fart, except for a few strong men in this world, there is no one I don't dare to make trouble for. Tell me who he is, and if I don't spank his little butt, I will spank his butt into a monkey butt."
You Ming said hehe, looking arrogant.
"puff."
The Bull Demon King and the others were drinking wine and eating meat. When they heard Netherworld's words, they couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of wine.
"Ah, you are so wasteful. This is all good wine." You Ming screamed, not realizing that this guy turned out to be a complete drunkard.
"Who do you want to beat into a monkey's ass?" Sun Wukong asked quietly.
"The brewer, Senior Sun, when the time comes to find that guy, let's beat him up together. No, Senior Sun, why do you look so ugly? Who provoked you? Tell this junior, I will strangle him to death." Youming's eyes widened.
Eyes, when he saw Sun Wukong's finger pointing at him, he almost bit off his tongue.
You Ming stammered: "Senior Sun, please don't misunderstand me. I didn't talk about you."
His look made Gu Feng couldn't help laughing, and then asked: "Do you know what kind of wine you are drinking?"
You Ming shook his head. He just felt that this wine was very delicious and had a strong aura. Even though he was a god king, it had great benefits.
"This wine is called Monkey Wine, and my master is called the Monkey King, the Monkey King." Gu Feng finally couldn't help but tell the truth.
Monkey wine, Monkey King? You Ming muttered in his heart, and suddenly his eyes widened, and then he realized what Gufeng meant.
"Senior Sun, it's all a misunderstanding. I was drunk just now and was talking nonsense." You Ming stammered, his face was full of nervousness, as if he was about to run away at any moment.
"Really? I don't think so. I think you just have a problem with me. Don't you want to beat me like a monkey? Come and try." Sun Wukong said calmly.
"Ahem, senior, everything is really a misunderstanding." You Ming almost cried. Are you kidding? Sun Wukong is definitely a being comparable to Tuoba Demon. He beat Sun Wukong into a monkey butt. At least the current You Ming has not done this.
Such courage. But he was also complaining in his heart that you are obviously a monkey's butt, so you don't need to be spanked. Of course, he would dare to say such things outside even if you were beaten to death.
Seeing that he didn't take action, Sun Wukong smiled faintly and said: "You Ming, I see that you are very talented and I can't help but want to give you some guidance. Let's go aside."
After saying that, he walked towards Netherworld and grabbed Netherworld.
"Help." You Ming turned around and ran away. If he was caught by Sun Wukong, he would definitely not end well.
"Block the ten directions and come back." Sun Wukong said with a smile, and then grabbed You Ming. In front of a strong man like him, it is basically impossible for You Ming to escape.
After catching You Ming, Sun Wukong glanced at the people around him and then said: "Everyone, please take it easy. I will go and communicate with You Ming first."
After finishing speaking, he tore apart the barrier of the great world and left the Five Realms directly.
Gufeng and the others looked at each other, and then they couldn't help but let out a loud laugh.
They were laughing, but You Ming obviously couldn't laugh anymore. He was carried by Sun Wukong and directly entered the depths of the chaos. Soon after, screams were heard, and the whole chaos was rolling, obviously being disturbed by the sound like a ghost crying and a wolf howling.
It's affected.
"Poor baby." Gu Feng shook his head, then raised his glass and said, "Don't be polite, let's continue."
"good."
Everyone laughed.
However, everyone was very curious about You Ming's fate and didn't know what would happen to him.
Not long after, You Ming and Sun Wukong came back. You Ming could no longer see his original appearance, his face was swollen like a pig's head, and his eyes were blurred, as if he had been tortured to the point that his nerves had gone crazy.
"Master, you don't know what to do with him, do you?" Gu Feng had a strange look on his face.
Sun Wukong slapped him out, causing Gu Feng to jump. He quickly dodged and almost got hit.
"If you talk nonsense again, you will suffer the same fate as him." Sun Wukong warned.
Gu Feng just shut up and joked, if he was like You Ming, why would he go out to meet people? It would be really embarrassing if Gu Feng of Yanhuang was beaten into a pig's head.
You Ming woke up quickly. He almost cried. The injuries on his face were imprisoned by Sun Wukong with his magical power. Even with his strength, it would take him half a year to recover. In the past six months, he really had no face to see anyone.
Everyone laughed, making Netherworld even more depressed.
They drank freely again, and everyone seemed very happy.
Even You Ming grinned. Although his pig-headed appearance made others want to laugh, this guy was quite nervous. After a while, he forgot about the embarrassment just now and acted like a normal person.
Laughing and laughing with everyone.
Seeing this situation, Sun Wukong couldn't help but nodded. Gu Feng's group of friends were all very reliable, which satisfied him.
Chapter completed!