Chapter 167 Uh! So Many Babies
Chapter 167 Uh! So many treasures
"You don't know this?" (Dingdeng Novel Handwritten Novel)
Liu Meisheng laughed loudly, pointed the jar with his index finger proudly, and said shamelessly: "Have you never seen an enamel cricket jar? Let me tell you, this kind of thing is very rare now. This thing was played by Emperor Qianlong back then.
Objects. Seeing as you are so knowledgeable about goods, how about I give them to you?"
"Huh? Haha".
Ye Huan touched the tip of his nose and joked with a smile: "Third brother, as the saying goes, a gentleman does not take away people's love. This thing used by Emperor Qianlong is such a good treasure. I can't bear it. You should keep it for yourself."
Play with it”.
"Come on, let's just think of it as going out to the antique market." Ye Huan looked at the tattered things in that place and could only comfort himself in his stomach. He didn't know how Liu Meisheng dared to get involved in it in the first place.
The antiques, those pots and pans, and the way they were faked were extremely inferior in Ye Huan's opinion.
Seeing a plum green brush washer on the ground, it was quite interesting. Ye Huan's preference for the four treasures of the study made Ye Huan take it in his hand and look at it carefully.
This plum green brush wash has an open mouth, a deep abdominal arc wall, a small circle foot, and the foot end of the circle foot is unglazed. The carcass is slightly fragrant gray at the exposed tire, revealing flint red. There are five notches on the edge of the mouth and five stripes on the inner wall.
The straight lines drawn with clay are connected to it, like five petals.
This plum-green glaze is soft and elegant, clean and shiny, as green as jade and as warm as spring water. It has truly reached the ideal state of thousands of green peaks, ice and jade that Chinese ceramics have pursued for thousands of years.
The brush washer is a kind of writing utensil besides the four treasures of the study: pen, ink, paper and inkstone. It is a vessel used to hold water for washing brushes. It is widely favored by collectors for its clever shape, wide variety, elegance and exquisiteness. Among the handed down brush washers,
Many of them are art treasures. The brush wash materials include porcelain, jade, agate, ivory, enamel, rhinoceros horn and other precious materials. There are also bamboo root carvings, but among all kinds of brush washes, the most common ones are made of porcelain.
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Plum green glaze is named after the color of the glaze. Plum green glazed porcelain mainly uses iron as the coloring element. It adopts multiple glazing methods. After entering the kiln, it is fired with high temperature and strong reducing flames. The glaze color is bright and green, just like green plums, so it is named after it.
, Plum celadon is a celadon variety created in Longquan kiln during the Southern Song Dynasty and quickly reached its peak and then declined.
Plum green brush washes are divided into official kilns and private kilns. The official kiln can judge its style, but the folk kiln may not necessarily know it. So far, no plum green of this style has been found. Because high-quality plum green is very rare in the world.
, so its value is now rising all the way, and it is no worse than the orthodox Four Treasures of the Study. But even so, it is still valuable but not marketable.
Seeing that this item of laundry seemed to be an item with a large door open, Ye Huan's heart moved slightly. However, Ye Huan's mind soon sank.
There is no pattern on the bottom of this pen washer. There is a gap left by being touched near the bottom of the circle foot, which exposes the porcelain body inside. This gap is a new mark. This is not just a problem. More trouble is still to come.
This plum green brush washer was very carefully faked. When Ye Huan first looked at it, he mistakenly thought it was a fine piece with a large opening. But the unfortunate problem was: this plum green brush washer was damaged, and there were some scratches on the exposed bottom.
It's easy to handle, and the repair is not that difficult. You can just use porcelain fragments from the same age to crush and grind them into powder for filling and repair.
But this brush washer not only had scratches but also damaged the glaze. Compared with the porcelain from the five famous kilns of the Song Dynasty, the plum green body was thin and the glaze was thick, so the damaged part of the glaze was like a gap in thick glass, with an obvious sense of layering on it. This
This greatly increases the difficulty of repair. This pen washer has not yet been punched. This is a jargon term that refers to cracks caused by collisions.
It is easy to get clogged when the foot is knocked, and it is difficult to repair the opening. The damaged glaze is the most bitter. To repair the glaze, modern chemical reagents will inevitably be used. Although modern repair technology is very advanced, it is not as good as the original one.
*Can't that thing be repaired? That's not what it is.
But the crack is not perfect. The plum green glaze is thick, and the enamel-protected tire texture is relatively well preserved. There is a lack of transition between the new marks after the foot knock opening and the exposed tire texture, making it easy to see this.
It's old porcelain. If the counterfeiter had used porcelain fragments from the same era, crushed them into powder, and filled them into this area, it would be hard to say that Ye Huan wouldn't have done something that would have deceived him if he didn't have the aura in his eyes.
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"Brother Ye, stop looking."
Liu Meisheng also squatted on the ground, holding a box in his hand and came over. He looked at the plum green brush in Ye Huan's hand and sighed: "I thought it was a good object at first, but who knew that after looking for someone to look at it, it turned out to be a fake."
Yes, it’s a big mistake for me. Come on, brother, take a look at this thing.”
"What a good thing?" Ye Huan took the box and lowered his head to take a look.
He laughed continuously and said: "Haha, third brother, where did you get this from? It's really hard for you."
The object in the box is a round rod-shaped instrument made of white jade, which is very similar to a male penis. However, the strange thing about this instrument is that both ends are the same, like a two-headed snake, with a curved middle.
a curvature.
Ye Huan shook his head, chuckled, took this thing in his hand and looked at it. The ancients called this thing "Jiaoguangsheng", or "Fujitsu fake weapon", etc. It has two main functions:
One is the supplementary function. Women often use it when they cannot get sexual satisfaction due to various reasons.
The second is the function of entertainment. When men and women have sex, they use it to play with to increase the fun. The sex tool is extremely lifelike, with a head on it, swollen muscles, and a small bump at the end to stimulate the clitoris.
When Liu Meisheng heard Ye Huan's teasing, he laughed and said: "Brother Ye, I don't care what it is used for, as long as it is an antique, I want it."
Ye Huan smiled and nodded after hearing this, and said repeatedly: "Yes, yes, this thing is indeed an object with a large door, haha." Obviously there is nothing wrong with what he said, but several people present
When people saw that object, they thought it was funny, so there was a burst of laughter in the warehouse.
"Hehe, what are you laughing at? What are you laughing at?".
Although Liu Meisheng himself was laughing, he was still arguing: "I tell you, in ancient times, a big man married so many wives at once. Think about it, this large group of three wives and four concubines
Yes, if you can't think of something, you can rely on this gadget.
In ancient times, women cheating on men, which is called "extramarital affairs" in modern fashion, was strictly prohibited and severely punished, because it would affect the bloodline of the children and the inheritance of private property. The use of sexual tools does not involve these issues.
, it’s not called “losing virginity” anymore. So sometimes, the male master encourages his concubine to use sex tools to commit suicide.
For example, in the Western Han Dynasty, there was Liu Sheng, King Jing of Zhongshan, who was a member of Liu Bei's family. This guy was famous throughout history for having many concubines. He personally designed and made a double-headed copper gun with different ends of different lengths and thicknesses.
There is also a little pimple
It is very scientific and effective to stimulate a woman's clitoris. This device was discovered in the early 1960s when excavating Han tombs in Mancheng, and is now preserved in the Hebei Provincial Museum. Don't look down on this device yet, its contribution is not small."
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"Well".
Ye Huan's eyes widened and he said after a long while: "Third brother, since I have known you now, I have seen that you have the deepest understanding of this antique. Well, brother, I admire you. I am really convinced."
"Fuck you boy".
Liu Meisheng laughed and cursed, then said with a smile: "Stop talking nonsense, let's take a look at the other treasures of the third brother."
"What other treasures do you have here?".
Ye Huan smiled and joked: "I think this thing in your hand now looks like a big door, what about the others?" When he was joking, he accidentally saw an inkstone and couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.
The color of this square inkstone is green with a hint of earthy yellow, and the stone looks delicate, warm, dignified and thick, which is a bit interesting. Ye Huan took the square inkstone into his hand, and it was really heavy.
"Hehe, Brother Ye is indeed a scholar, and he is different from rough people like us."
Liu Meisheng raised the box in his hand and said with a modest self-deprecating smile: "This is what we play with. Brother Ye just stares at the Four Treasures of the Study, and all he sees are elegant things, haha."
"Stop talking, third brother."
Ye Huan said something in his mouth, but his eyes kept looking at the square inkstone. After holding the inkstone in his hand, it felt very good to the touch, fully achieving what the ancients called "like a child's skin, warm, soft and tender but not slippery"
Realm. Muttering in his heart, Ye Huan turned the inkstone up and down, trying to see if this square inkstone was one of those so-called famous brands.
"Don't look at it, Brother Ye, it's not a very good thing."
Liu Meisheng also looked at the inkstone, shook his head, and sighed: "It is true that this square inkstone is a good object, but it has no money and no knowledge, so it ended up being inferior."
Ye Huan still held it in his hand and looked it over and over. When he heard the other party say this, he raised his head and smiled, looked at Liu Meisheng and said: "Since the third brother said so, why don't you give me a price and sell this gadget evenly?"
Chapter completed!