Chapter 470 Tang Mimi
Then, Ang Lee sang two popular classic English lyric songs: Se1edithiss, originally sang by Bobby Winton, and Scar Paul Fair sung by Paul Simon.
Ang Lee's dizzy guitar, his changing voice, and his charming expressions such as affectionate or wild when singing deeply shocked and completely conquered all the onlookers!
However, when people were still confused, Ang Lee grabbed a handful of paper money from the piano box and squeezed out the crowd and ran away. When people woke up and shouted, he had already boarded the subway and whistled away.
The crowd dispersed, and the young man looked at the full of money in the piano box. At this time, a middle-aged man walked over and said, "Sir, you must know that young man. Please tell me his contact information and I will give you ten thousand yuan!"
The young man hadn't spoken for a long time. He suddenly raised his head with tears in his face and said with a smile: "Sir, if you can tell me his contact information, I'm willing to give you 100,000 yuan!"
After saying that, he closed the piano case, carried the piano case and the guitar and left. Behind him, the middle-aged man was stunned...
It was the peak period of getting off work, and the subway carriages were very crowded. Regarding the subway, Ang Lee thought of a joke: A told B that the subway is too crowded now, and my wife has miscarriage when she is pregnant; B told A, that's pretty crowded, and my wife has miscarriage when she is pregnant!
This joke reveals two problems: one, the subway is very crowded; the other, sexual harassment.
As the saying goes, no coincidence will be made. Ang Lee just thought of this joke, when he saw a girl in a plaid skirt and long black cotton socks in front of him squeezed the two men who were in a scattered manner, and his hands were about to touch her **.
To be honest, Ang Lee has no good opinion on girls who wear such exposed clothes, especially since it is still cold and you don’t feel that it’s so cold! If you wear so little, don’t blame others for sexual harassment!
At this time, the girl seemed to think something was wrong, so she looked back. After seeing this, Ang Lee found that she had to do something. The girl looked at at most only sixteen or seventeen years old, with a very pure and tender face. She was not the kind of charming woman he imagined, but just a little girl who had not yet taken off her childishness.
Seeing that the two people's hands reached out again, Ang Lee took a photo with his cell phone, then jumped up, and held the two hands that were about to catch the girl's **!
"What are you doing?" both of them asked angrily and fiercely, trying to break free, but they found that their wrists were as painful as if they were clamped by iron clamps.
"What do you think I'm doing? You are still not human, and you won't let go of such a big little girl. I'll let you lust and let you touch it!"
Ang Lee picked up their hands and slapped each other's mouths. Their mouths slapped loudly and heavily, and their faces immediately became swollen. Everyone around them quickly dodged away, for fear of harming the fish in the pond and hurting them.
"Let go, why do you say to us..."
These two men originally wanted to beat Ang Lee, but they found that they had no power to fight back. They had to struggle to break free from his control and shouted loudly.
"Why do you think I'm right? Let's go to the police station later! I have evidence in my hand!"
At this time, the beautiful girl like a doll also turned around and said angrily: "I said why are there always people squeezing me? Even you dare to touch my aunt! I kick you to death, I beat you to death..."
Amid everyone's extremely shocked eyes, the beautiful girl punched and kicked like a storm. When she stopped, the two perverts had been beaten to the ground and fainted!
At this time, the subway police rushed over and asked about the incident. Ang Lee showed him the photo on his phone.
"Although they are perverts, it's not right for you to beat them like this!" The policeman looked at the two guys lying on the ground, feeling a little amused.
The beautiful girl said angrily: "It would be cheap if they were not beaten to death. I still want to sue them for sexual harassment and hooliganism! I want them to go to the small dark room to eat steamed buns! I'm so angry..."
After saying that, the beautiful girl kicked the two guys who had just woken up again under the police's surprise gaze, and kicked the guy unconscious again.
The police quickly stopped her assault, then called two colleagues, and arrived at the station. Several people got off the car together and went to the bureau to record their confessions.
The two hooligans were actually habitual offenders, and they only had skin injuries, and they felt distressed, so they planned to be in vain and no one paid their medical expenses!
What's even more unlucky is that the beautiful girl Tang Mimi called a lawyer to sue them for sexual harassment. Now, both of them were dumbfounded and knelt on the ground begging for mercy!
Unfortunately, no one pity them. "Whoever lets you owe you paws? If you want to touch others, you must be prepared for unlucky. Not everyone will be silent and let you do whatever you want!"
The lawyer's words made the two of them collapse. ** didn't touch them, and he beat them up, but he also had to sit in a small trumpet! He had really suffered a lot of trouble for eight lifetimes!
Ang Lee's phone rang, and it was called by his good friend Xiao Tian again.
"Hey, An An, where are you?" A sweet and greasy voice sounded from the microphone.
Xiao Tian’s name is very domineering and manly, but the owner of this name is indeed a delicate beauty! She is three years older than Ang Lee. It turns out that her family and the Li family of Zhang are neighbors. Not long after they met, her family moved here. Not long ago, the two met by chance here and reconnected.
The delicate beauty of Xiao Tian is limited to her appearance that harms the country and the people. Her words and deeds are very manly, even more manly than men. Because of this, Ang Lee has always treated her as a friend of the same sex, not the opposite sex!
"Every day, I'm almost here. If you wait for more than ten minutes, I will appear in front of you on time!o?"
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Ang Lee hung up the phone and said to Tang Mimi, a beautiful girl staring at her, "Since it's okay, I'll leave first. Goodbye!"
After saying that, Tang Mimi was chasing behind him while shouting loudly, "Wait, give me your phone number!", and stopped a taxi when she went out and drove away.
Tang Mimi looked at the Fukang who disappeared into the traffic in anger and stomped her boots: "Hate, you hate you! I hate you so much... I really don't give me face! Humph! I'll catch you next time, I must sing for me and smoke for me!... Oh, by the way, he left the phone in it just now...hehe..."
Chapter completed!