Chapter 287 Drinking too much

Everyone laughed when they heard this. Uncle Yao is so old and has a baby. Isn’t this a joke? It would be great if the two of them could live a good life.

Uncle Yao felt embarrassed when he heard this, so he scratched his head and punched Ergouzi, then said, "What are you thinking about? I am so old, you want me to give birth to a baby. You go back and ask your parents to give birth to a younger brother for you. I really have no brains!"

Xiaohu, Tiedan and Li San were almost unable to hold their stomachs. They thought Zhang Dazhu’s uncle was really cute, and there was nothing wrong with coming today.

"Ergouzi, if your parents can give birth to you a younger brother, then uncle can give birth to you. You can go back to discuss with your parents in the evening to see if it's OK?" Tiedan laughed at Ergouzi, and then she smiled with her belly in her arms.

"Just say it, I'll ask them later when I go back. If my parents really give birth, you can't deny it." Ergouzi really took this matter seriously. In his opinion, as long as he was a woman, he would definitely give birth to a child, but he didn't know that women still had menopause.

"You little bastard, if your parents can give birth to another one, I'll give you a nest." Uncle Yao was a little drunk, to be precise, he was a little overjoyed. At this moment, a rare smile appeared on his face, which was a happy smile.

Zhang Dazhu saw all this and felt even more comforted, because Uncle Yao was about to cheer up. This was a good thing for Zhang Dazhu, and he was about to have an extra aunt soon.

"Come on, everyone drink." Uncle Yao stood up with his legs lame, and the wine glass in his hand was full, and then he drank it in one breath.

At this time, everyone was happy to drink. Anyway, you were drinking one cup after another. I ate two large plates of wild boar meat on the table, and everyone was ate with greasy faces.

When Uncle Yao was talking nonsense, everyone was a little confused and then walked out to the door.

"Uncle Yao, don't drink it anymore. If you drink it, you won't be able to go home." Zhang Dazhu said to Uncle Yao, and slowly began to feel a little worried.

"What's wrong? Are you still afraid that I will stay at your house today? Don't worry, even if you want to, your sister-in-law still doesn't want it." Uncle Yao said to Zhang Dazhu shakingly, his face was red, and there were a few grains of rice on the corner of his mouth.

"I don't mean that, I'm afraid you will bump into it again when you go home later, so that's a problem." Zhang Dazhu was helpless. His uncle couldn't find the east, south, west and north every time he drank, which was a headache.

At this time, Ajuan walked out and saw that Uncle Yao was still there and was still talking nonsense. She shouted to Uncle Yao, "Have you drunk enough? Go back after you drink enough. When is this time?"

"Oh, Ajuan, why are you excited? I won't sleep with you at night. What are you doing?" Uncle Yao said to Ajuan with a naked smile on his face.

"You old guy, there is no man in Taohua Village, and I won't sleep with someone like you. Just dream!" After Ajuan said that, she spitted a mouthful of phlegm on the ground.

"Okay, okay, okay, you are so beautiful, how could you sleep with an old man like me?" While speaking, Uncle Yao walked out towards the gate, and then walked over to Xiaohu and the others.

"Uncle Yao, you've drunk a lot. It's almost dark. Are you going home or in the town?" Xiaohu saw Uncle Yao coming out, and his face was full of alcohol. He also took this opportunity to tease him.

"Little bastard, if you go next time, don't snatch me or not, otherwise I will break your leg." Uncle Yao smiled and replied, then shakingly walked towards his home, holding a cigarette tube in his mouth and thrust back with one hand, looking back.

"Don't pay attention to him and let him fall into the pit." Ergouzi saw that Uncle Yao was drunk, and his walking posture was a bit like break dance, which was funny.

Seeing Uncle Yao like this, Zhang Dazhu hurried over and said to Uncle Yao: "I'd better send you home."

"No, are you worried about Uncle Yao? It's the first time I'm drinking and walking, so hurry up and go back." Uncle Yao seemed a little patient with Zhang Dazhu and said to send him back.

Seeing that Uncle Yao was very persistent, Zhang Dazhu had no choice but to see Uncle Yao disappearing and then slowly turned his head and walked towards everyone.

"Zhang Dazhu, your uncle is really funny." Xiaohu smiled at him when he saw Zhang Dazhu coming. Xiaohu had not only seen his uncle's uncle this time, but he had already experienced his uncle's funnyness when he was in the town. Last time, if it weren't for the sake of his old man, he would have been beaten by Xiaohu.

"Xiaohu, what happened to his uncle and you last time?" Ergouzi felt a little strange when he saw Xiaohu say this, so he asked Xiaohu.

Xiaohu laughed as soon as he heard this, and then replied to Ergouzi: "I won't mention that matter. Today is really Zhang Dazhu's uncle. We can't talk about this anymore. If a brother meets Zhang Dazhu's uncle, he must arrange a top-notch guy."

This made Zhang Dazhu, Tiedan and Li San laugh so hard that he couldn't do it. In the end, it was after Ajuan came, and everyone stopped laughing.

"Will you drink tea or not? I'll pour it for you now." Ajuan asked everyone sitting.

"Sister-in-law, no need. You have been busy for a day, so you should go to have a meal as well." Tiedan saw that Ajuan was still going to pour tea for her, so how could she bother her again?

Zhang Dazhu thought about it and said to everyone: "Why do I take you to the wild hillside to see how beautiful the scenery in our countryside is."

"Zhang Dazhu, don't be embarrassed anymore. What's the beauty of this wild hillside? You're not afraid of others laughing at you." Ergouzi felt something was wrong when he heard Zhang Dazhu's words. Zhang Dazhu really knows how to make trouble. It's not good to take everyone wherever he wants to go. He has to go to Yesanpo. That's not that he is nothing to find a problem.

When Tiedan and Li Sanyi heard this, they felt that Ergouzi was a little brainless when they talked. Zhang Dazhu said that the place they wanted to go must be a good place, and everyone would definitely get something to do when they go and see it. Then they turned around and hated Ergouzi: "Ergouzi, go there, Zhang Dazhu said that the place they go must be a good place, you are really not a big deal."
Chapter completed!