"I'm afraid your father will beat me!" Zhang Dazhu felt happy in his heart, but he still needed to show off at this time.

The long-awaited first time in life has finally come!

"What are you afraid of? Or not?" Xiaocui tied a strand of hair with her hands, trotted away with a red face, and turned around and said to Zhang Dazhu, "Whoever you don't see is a puppy."

See you, see you, see you! Even if it is an earthquake, aftershocks, aftershocks, landslides and ground cracks, I will come. Oh, my God, you finally opened your eyes!

Zhang Dazhu giggled at Xiao Cui's back, tearing his lips apart.

I pushed the bicycle and ran fast for a few times, then jumped on it with a "squeak" sound, whistled again, and felt so happy in my heart.

"It's broken, my stomach hurts!" Zhang Dazhu jumped off his bicycle and ran into a small forest.

After solving the problem, I realized that I didn’t bring any paper with me.

"The cat is pregnant, are you guilty of being too old today?" He grabbed a small wooden stick beside him, shook his head and threw it away. He raised his head and pulled out a few small leaves with his hands.

"Peng..."

A thick wooden box hit Dazhu's head, and Zhang Dazhu rushed forward.

"Who is it from Mr. Ge?" After steadying his feet, Zhang Dazhu touched his head and shouted.

Looking around, I found no one.

"Eh" This is strange. Could it be that the old man has a ghost?

"Bah, bah, bah..."

Then he looked at a small wooden box on the ground. It was quite exquisite. He rubbed the back of his head and walked over. He kicked it up and cursed, "It's your second uncle's. It hurts me so much when I hit it!"

"Ouch" Zhang Dazhu raised one foot and started rubbing it, but his eyes kept looking at the small wooden box, and there were a few big question marks in his heart???

moment……

Zhang Dazhu walked over curiously and picked up the small wooden box. When he opened it, he found a book inside. He looked at it carefully and found that there were several large characters written on it, "The Art of Controlling Women".

This guy is so funny! Although I don’t know a few big characters, I still know these four characters.

"Come on, I happened to be looking for paper. It's better to come early than to come by chance," Zhang Dazhu laughed to himself when he thought of this.

But……

Why can't I open it after a long time of browsing and only stay on the first page?

At this time, Zhang Dazhu was a little confused?

After taking a closer look, I found a line on the first page: If you want to be invincible in picking up girls, you must first break your sperm. This is basic common sense.

Zhang Dazhu looked at it for a long time without understanding what it meant. He picked his nose and cursed: "What nonsense? Then just go back and use it as firewood."

Along the way, I was so happy! You said you couldn't go to the old village chief and had to stay in your own land. Didn't you understand that this made me Zhang Dazhu go crazy?

“Ge Lao Tzu’s”

When I think about it again, I have a different feeling in my heart. Widow Liu’s alluring figure and white peaks are still lingering in my mind!

Alas! Let’s forget it, right? The day after tomorrow is Xiao Cui’s sixteenth birthday. They all promised to give it to her for the first time, so they must give it to her.

Zhang Dazhu grabbed his bicycle and rushed home.

When I first arrived in my yard, I found my sister-in-law washing clothes. I ran close to her and said, "Sister-in-law, how about I do it?"

This girl's name is Ajuan, she is Zhang Dazhu's sister-in-law. She has not had a day of intimacy since she married into the Zhang family. Her husband died in a coal mine. This made her, a beautiful little girl, miserable.

The current widow.

Why?

Didn't the old man tell Ajuan before he died that he must bring Zhang Dazhu up before remarrying, otherwise he would die in peace!

Ajuan is also an honest person, and she is also hard-working. Until now, she has never had any misbehavior with any man. I don’t know how she survived all these years.

As for how many people came to our house to propose marriage? They are too many to count.

Ajuan only has one request, what? She wants to take Zhang Dazhu with her to live together.

…

When Ajuan saw Zhang Dazhu coming back, she wiped the sweat from her forehead and asked quickly: "How does your garlic grow?"

Because Ajuan was squatting, the unfathomable seam was looming.

Coupled with the vigorous movements, the two big balls flickered and trembled, which was really eye-catching.

Zhang Dazhu hurriedly looked away and said, "Sister-in-law, don't worry! You are so good-looking, you will definitely be able to sell it at a good price when you get it to the town?"

He mumbled happily and smiled as he spoke.

"Oh, that's good. Go and eat quickly. The food is still hot in the pot?" The sister-in-law said to Zhang Dazhu while tapping her clothes.

When entering the house, Zhang Dazhu opened the lid of the pot and smelled a wisp of fragrance floating over, "The food cooked by my sister-in-law is delicious, but..." After looking for a long time, I didn't see any shredded pork!

I ate all the food in just a few clicks, patted my stomach and went into my room.

It is said to be a room, but it is actually a thatched house with a small wooden bed and a small cabinet inside. The bed is just made of a few bricks with a board on top. If it is moved too much, it will fall apart instantly.

As for this cabinet, it was actually the dowry when my eldest brother got married. Besides that, there was also the most valuable thing, which was an old radio, which Dazhu bought at a repair shop for ten yuan when he was in town.

Second hand goods.

It's because Zhang Dazhu is afraid that his sister-in-law will be alone at home. With this, he can learn more about the outside world. After all, his sister-in-law is also his only relative.

Sister-in-law and uncle share hardships---depending on each other for life

Suddenly Zhang Dazhu remembered that there was a book in his hand, and after thinking about it, he stuffed it under the bed without paying any more attention to it.

At this time, the sister-in-law came in and saw Zhang Dazhu in a daze. She wiped her hands on her apron and said, "Zhang Dazhu, today is the death anniversary of the old man. Let's go burn some paper money for him later?"

"Well, I'll buy it right now." The moment he spoke, Zhang Dazhu ran out and strode towards his second aunt's small shop.

When I bought it back, my sister-in-law had already prepared some wine and food, which were also tributes to the old man. "Let's go!"

Following my sister-in-law's butt, I walked towards the hillside.

As he walked, Zhang Dazhu's eyes naturally looked at his sister-in-law's swaying big butt, which swayed even more as he walked. Zhang Dazhu looked a little fascinated.

When they arrived at the grave, the sister-in-law arranged everything and asked Zhang Dazhu to burn paper for the old man.

Looking at the tombstone in front of him, Zhang Dazhu murmured: "Old man, I'm here to see you. I'll burn some paper money for you by the way. It's been quite prosperous recently and there's been a lot of wheat harvest, so I'll give you more paper money. You can

In the future, you have to help me make more money, so that you can make money too. It’s a win-win situation. But I’ve made an agreement with you, so I can’t cheat on you, okay?”

Just when I was about to think about cheating, I heard my sister-in-law sobbing on the side.

"Old man, I have always remembered your instructions, and I have been guarding the dark forest. I have done my best as a woman. I also raised Zhang Dazhu for you. I came here just to tell you that I also

Time to get together?

The folks in this village also gossip a lot about Zhang Dazhu and me. Besides, I haven’t been close to a man in all these years. It’s time for you to let me relax.” When she said this, the sister-in-law looked at Zhang Dazhu.

Zhu lowered his head.

When my sister-in-law said this, I felt uncomfortable.

After so many years, it’s not easy for my sister-in-law to work so hard to bring me up. Now that I have grown up, it’s time to repay her.

"Sister-in-law, don't cry. I, Zhang Dazhu, will treat you well from now on." After saying this, Zhang Dazhu took a hatchet and chopped off the grass on the grave.

After a while, Zhang Dazhu felt that he had cleaned up, so he put the hatchet back into his waist, picked up a piece of foxtail grass and held it in his mouth. He staggered over and heard a "whispering sound" coming from the grass not far away.

' sound.

"Titmouse? The old man is showing his spirit now!"

His steps were light and the hatchet came out of his body, ready to dig through the grass and catch the chickadee, also known as the pheasant.

Wow!

After he cleared away the grass around him, he was stunned. What appeared in front of him was not a pheasant or a titmouse at all, but a person rolling over and over, and the hatchet in his hand fell to the ground with a clang.
Chapter completed!