"Young man, don't listen to his lies," the middle-aged man vowed: "That's the mud he rubbed off his body. I guess he hasn't showered for at least a week."

"Okay, okay, next one, next one," the host had to stand up again at this time, pushing the middle-aged man desperately: "This gentleman, please go down."

The second person who volunteered to receive fortune telling was a boy who was only 17 or 18 years old. This boy's attitude was obviously very different from that of a middle-aged man. As soon as he came on stage, he grabbed the prodigy's hand and shook it desperately: "Expert! Expert! No matter what

Whether it is Tantric Buddhism, the Holy See, or various cultivation sects, I have been yearning for them all for a long time! I started watching "The Misty Journey" five years ago. It is so rare to meet an expert today, why don't you accept a disciple?

Come on, okay?" The young man took a few steps back and made a very cool pose: "Master, what do you think of my bones? Am I a Taoist wizard who only comes out in five hundred years?"

The great monk Wu Ming glanced at him and smiled: "I am just an ordinary person, but I am blessed." (Your one click warms my entire coding life. Let's watch the fantasy channel of Literary Network for more exciting content, etc.

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"You!" The young man was angry: "You are definitely mistaken. I am definitely a wizard in training. I have felt that there is a Qi in my body since I was a child. Moreover, I especially like to eat sweet potatoes... Master, I really can't find a vampire to help me."

It’s okay for me to have my first love.”

Xiao Kai usually likes to read fantasy novels, but seeing this young man's behavior, it was obvious that he was obsessed with reading books. He quietly shook his head: "Oh... young people nowadays..."

"Okay, don't be poor," the little prodigy also laughed: "Now walk fifty meters east, turn left, and you will see a place selling lottery tickets, which are the kind that can be redeemed in time. You can buy them for ten yuan.

The lottery ticket guarantees you a win."

"Really?" The young man became suspicious.

"Would you know if you try it?" The profound look on the child prodigy's face clearly calmed the young man. The young man turned around and left without saying anything. Everyone in the audience also talked about it, and they all felt very curious.

You know, considering a person's past life, you can still find someone to work together to cheat, but this kind of lottery ticket purchase can definitely only be said to be real skill. The mud ball that this little prodigy just had is still not there yet.

Knowing whether it is true or not, if he can succeed in this calculation, then the pill just now is probably the sacred medicine of the Tantra, Da Honghua Dan.

The boy moved very quickly, and ran back panting five minutes later, holding five unscratched lottery tickets in his hand.

"Here, Master, I bought the lottery tickets, and I'll scratch them in front of you." As the boy spoke, he had already scratched off the first ticket, which clearly read "Thank you for donating to China's welfare undertakings."

The boy continued to scratch off the second piece, which contained the same words of gratitude that every lottery player saw every day.

The third and fourth pictures are still thank you.

"Hey, did the little prodigy make a mistake in his calculations?"

"Yeah, I missed it. I just said, how can this thing be so easy to hit?"

"Haha, haha, let me just say, the so-called metaphysics is not that mysterious."

"..."

"Little...little prodigy, there is only one left," the boy's hand was shaking a little: "How about...you come and shave it?"

"No, you can just shave it," the little prodigy smiled confidently, "Don't be nervous, come on, just shave it off."

The boy carefully scratched open the lottery ticket, revealing a beautifully printed number inside.

"One zero, two zeros, three zeros, four zeros... Wow! I really won, 10,000 yuan!" the boy shouted.

"Oh my god, I really won the jackpot! This little prodigy is so amazing!"

"Yes, yes, this is not a prodigy, this is a living Buddha!"

"Hey, why don't I go up and let the living Buddha count it for me?"

"I said host, are you still accepting registrations?"

"..."

The young man went down happily. With 10,000 yuan, he also forgot that he was going to learn cultivation from his master. The host looked at the third volunteer, then at Xiao Kai who had an eager face over there, and said with some hesitation.

: "How about...this time...you come to perform?"

"Haha, it's finally my turn!" Xiao Kai jumped three feet high: "Okay, now it's my turn to perform. I'll show you what real high-tech fortune telling is. It's absolutely accurate.

!”

"Well... what is your surname, sir?" the host asked.

"Oh, my surname is Yan, you can just call me Xiaokai." Xiaokai skillfully opened five instruments of various sizes around him. All the indicator lights began to flash together, and the buzzing sound of the instruments started to sound.

Standing up, the third volunteer standing over there was obviously intimidated by Xiao Kai's arrogance. He swallowed quietly and turned to ask the host: "I...can I apply to have Daozhang Zhang count it for me?"

"No! Absolutely not! You are mine!" Xiaokai's ears caught fire and he rushed over and grabbed the volunteer's wrist. This volunteer happened to be an old man. He immediately moved after being pulled by Xiaokai.

No, I was so anxious that my face turned red, but seeing that Xiao Kai looked like he was about to run away at any moment, I really didn't dare to say "no".

Xiao Kai took the microphone from the host's hand smoothly: "Dear viewers and ladies, I, Yan Xiaokai, am twenty-one years old this year. I have good appearance and good health. I don't smoke, don't drink, and don't have any bad habits.

Currently working in the planning department of Tianyi Company, he is proficient in business and has excellent basic skills. He is unmarried and currently single..."

"It's time to talk about your machine." The host reminded him quietly.

"Oh, yes, let's get back to the topic," Xiao Kai raised his neck and made what he thought was the coolest move: "Actually, I am a scientist..."

"Boom!" The crowd roared with laughter!

"Well, don't laugh. When I explain my design principles to you, you will know what a great scientist I am," Xiao Kai said seriously: "Let me tell you, this is definitely an epoch-making invention of mine.

It is your greatest honor to be the first to see it."

Hearing this, the audience burst into laughter again.

After everyone gradually calmed down, Xiao Kai began to speak.

"According to my concept, we must first completely break the so-called "uncertainty principle" in micromechanics. Everyone who has studied physics should know that in the microscopic world, the trajectory of electrons cannot be calculated at all. We can only calculate it based on it.

The probability of its appearance in various places is determined by its approximate probability of movement, which is the so-called "electron cloud". However, I have always insisted that everything in this world can actually be measured accurately. The so-called "measurement"

"Not accurate." It's just that the conditions that can be used to infer are not sufficient. Under the premise of sufficient conditions, I feel that the development, changes and subsequent progress of anything can be accurately inferred!" Xiaokai suddenly said

He raised his neck, glanced at the audience coolly, and said impassionedly: "The entire world, and even the entire universe, can be completely predicted!"

He patted his computer: "And I, who have programmed an unprecedentedly complex program for nearly five years, can complete this extremely sophisticated prediction process!"

"High, high, it's really too high!" Xiaoguan was dumbfounded: "Brother Kai, where did you get the speech? I have to admit, I was frightened by you."

"Hey, it's just so so," Xiaokai said, "Actually, this was a thesis I wrote when I graduated from college, but in the end the teacher gave me a 'bad' when grading it."

Xiaoguan was speechless.

"Ha...yawn!" the host yawned: "Are you done? Now that you're done, let me show it to you, Comrade Xiaokai."

"Oh, okay." Xiao Kai skillfully pulled up a form on the computer and began to interview the old man who volunteered to receive fortune telling.

"How old are you this year?"

"How tall and how much do you weigh?"

"How many sons? How many daughters? What are their names?"

"What is your blood type?"

"Is there high blood pressure? What about fatty liver?"

"Where does your home live? How many bedrooms and living rooms does it have?"

"Did you have an affair when you were young? How many women have you been with in your life?"

"There are three pictures here. If you want to choose one as wallpaper, which one would you choose?"

"What does one plus two equal?"

"Is your sexual fantasy object Xiao Qiang or Lin Chiling?"

"What is your passbook number? What is your password?"

"..."

The old man always had a good temper, but even so, half an hour later, when Xiao Kai asked the old man his bank password, the old man still couldn't control his attack. His fingers pointed at Xiao Kai tremblingly, and his lips kept twitching.

: "You...you...you little bastard, you little beast with evil intentions...you...you clearly want to take away my family property!"

"No, no, old man, I definitely didn't mean this," Xiao Kai said anxiously: "I want to use the most detailed investigation to obtain the most accurate prediction results!"

"You... you are such a heartless boy, don't even think about it! My old man is still confused, and I will never tell you that the password is my birthday!" The old man was obviously confused.

"Oh, when is your birthday?" Xiaokai asked smoothly.

"Humph, March 6th." The old man said, "I won't tell you."

Xiao Kai was not stupid at last and did not dare to speak anymore. He muttered in a low voice: "Come on, let's do the math with this incomplete information."

"What will happen if the information is incomplete?" The people below became curious.

"It's nothing," Xiao Kai said seriously: "My program is very good. It will use the incomplete data to try to integrate the most reasonable ideas. The conclusions it gives will definitely not be wrong. However, if the data is too

If not, he can only make rough guesses, and cannot make too precise and detailed guesses."
Chapter completed!