"Little brother, please stay." An old man with a sloppy and dirt-faced face stopped Xiao Kai from the front: "I see that your eyes are dull, your face is foul, your Yin Tang is dark, and your eyebrows are evil. Obviously, a disaster will happen immediately!"

"Come on, you're still here in the 21st century," Xiao Kai looked despised: "Old man, I see your face is dirty, your clothes are ragged, your hands and feet are scattered, and your bald head is scattered. This is obviously the deadline is coming!"

The old man rolled his eyes, as if he was very frightened, and he returned for a long time: "You kid is really amazing. You can actually calculate that my deadline is approaching. It seems that I did not find the wrong person!"

"Go away, go away," Xiao Kai slapped his hands in front of him like a fly: "Master, I'm still in a hurry to go to work. Although respecting the elderly is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation, you have to be careful of my fists for the elderly."

"Hehe, I really don't believe it anymore," although the old man's face was dark and his eyes were very bright. He looked at Xiaokai with a flash: "Little brother, my old man is so old, I'm really not a joke with you. Your name is Yan Xiaokai, right? You should be twenty-one years old this year, right? If I'm not wrong, you should be Shen Shi's birthday today, right?"

"It's not bad." Xiao Kai was shocked and pushed him viciously: "Okay, you obviously have been observing me for a long time, right? You even found out this! What kind of conspiracy do you have?"

"No conspiracy, no conspiracy," the old man waved his hands: "Little brother, you are about to have a disaster, but I can help you, it depends on whether you have sincerity."

"What are you going to do?" Xiao Kai asked insincerely.

"It's very simple," the old man smiled mysteriously, took out a few books in his arms with his right hand, raised his hand and opened the book into a fan. Xiao Kai immediately saw a row of traditional Chinese characters next to each other on the book cover.

"Nine Yin Scriptures", "The Great Movement of the Universe", "Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Subduing", "Little Li Flying Knife"...

"Damn!" Xiao Kai rolled his eyes: "Boss, I admire Stephen Chow, too. I have watched "Kung Fu" many times. Can you please get some new tricks?"

"I'm not kidding, these are all real people," the old man looked at Xiaokai very seriously: "Do you want to maintain world peace? Just spend ten yuan and buy any book, and it will depend on you to maintain world peace in the future."

"If you don't buy it, you won't buy it even if you die!" Xiao Kai looked at the old man with contempt: "I won't buy it even if I don't buy it for a dollar!"

"Okay," the old man simply said: "If you don't buy it, you will be unlucky. If you walk on a dog shit, you will be found peeping, and you will be sued for sexual harassment when you take the bus. This is not over yet. When you go to work..."

"Stop! Stop!" Xiao Kai was angry: "Old man, I don't want to hit you when you are old, don't force me!"

"Hehe, okay, see you tonight." The old man probably ran away quickly because he was afraid of being beaten. The speed was fast enough. I guess Xiao Kai would not catch up with him even if he ran away. After running far, the old man was not willing to give up. He turned around and shouted: "Xiao Kai, be careful of being hit by a car when walking!"

"I've been in trouble for eight lifetimes. I've met such a liar with no professional quality." Xiao Kai cursed angrily and lowered his head to move forward.

Xiao Kai always felt that he was very unlucky. He was twenty-one years old and graduated from college. He found a half-dead job. He had no money, no girlfriend, and was always bullied by his boss. His ambition when he was studying was completely wiped out in less than half a year. He was originally in a sunny mood today, and he was in a pretty good mood. After being disturbed by the old man, he began to feel depressed again.

I was feeling annoyed with my head down there, and I felt my feet soft. "Pu" didn't know what I stepped on. When I looked down, Xiao Kai immediately vomited a few times. At the intersection of his new leather shoes and the ground, there was a hot and fresh baked shit, and a slight heat was coming out. A strong stench suddenly came to my nose.

Xiao Kai looked up in great depression and saw a short-tailed dog happily rushing into the green belt bushes beside him.

"I was actually covered by that liar," Xiao Kai didn't know whether to cry or laugh. He touched his body for a long time, but he couldn't touch a piece of toilet paper. He looked at the fresh shit on his feet, and had an idea and quickly rushed into the bushes.

There were many fallen leaves in the bushes. Xiaokai's original intention was to pick up a few leaves to wipe his shoes. However, as soon as he rushed in, he heard a subtle and faint sound in his ears. The sound was quite gentle, and Xiaokai was immediately shocked!

Xiao Kai usually hears this kind of sound in the video, but he has always lacked practical exercises. He didn't expect that he could hear this sound here today. He didn't have to think about it, just knowing that some kind of thing must be happening behind the bushes.

Of course, for a virgin, such a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity must not be missed.

Xiao Kai also forgot about the shit on his shoes, so he opened a few branches and looked around.

Just two meters away, two white bodies of a man and a woman were entangled together. The man was as fat as a pig, pressing on the woman's body and moving happily, making a heavy breathing sound from her nose. The woman lay flat on the ground, with a large white cloth under her body, and her slender waist twisted and twisted. It was really unspeakable. At this moment, she was squinting her eyes slightly and spitting out a few sounds from her mouth. Xiao Kai wiped her eyes hard and looked forward. She looked forward so close that she almost saw the most secret parts of the woman's body.

There is no doubt that Xiao Kai was shocked. Before he knew it, he felt that he had started to react. At this moment, he heard the man's muffled scream, and suddenly stopped, and the woman's body stopped swaying. Then, he heard the man say, "Hey, why is it so smelly?"

"Yes," the woman said, "I just felt a stinking smell."

As soon as these two people spoke, Xiao Kai felt something was wrong. When he thought about it carefully, hey, why did this sound sound so familiar? He turned his head and looked at it carefully, and he was shocked!

It turned out that the man was his immediate boss Jia Zhengjing, and the woman was also an acquaintance, Qin Zhen, the assistant manager of the company. Qin Zhen is famous for her romanticism and is said to have an affair with many people in the company. However, in front of Xiao Kai, a little boy with no future and no appearance, she always acts serious and looks arrogant and noble. Especially when she occasionally sees Xiao Kai secretly staring at a certain part of her, she will look like a chaste woman.

As soon as Qin Zhen and Jia Zhengjing looked up, they saw Xiao Kai, who was wide open and stunned, not far away.

"Yan Xiaokai!" Jia Zhengjing immediately roared: "What are you doing here?"

"I...I..." Xiao Kai's shock was really extraordinary. He stammered for a few times, only to feel that his face was red. There was no need to explain the situation in front of him. He turned around, rushed out of the bushes like a rabbit, and ran away quickly.

"Wait for me!" Jia Zhengjing was furious behind him. In addition to this voice, he could hear Qin Zhen's subtle contemptuous laughter: "Little Virgin..."

"Damn it, what's wrong with the little virgin?" Xiao Kai gritted his teeth while running: "Little virgin can also make you ****. If you don't believe it, come and try it." His body was a little restless. This was the first time in his life that he had truly seen such a restrictive scene, so that he was still in a daze while running. In a daze, he heard a voice screaming: "Ah! Get out of here!"

"Squeak..." A sound of brakes that seemed to pierce the eardrum sounded in front of my ears. Immediately afterwards, Xiao Kai felt a sharp pain on his butt, and was hit by an irresistible force!

"Bang!" Two seconds later, Xiao Kai's body fell to the ground as heavy as a cement bag. He felt the pain on his butt. He sucked the air conditioner and almost burst into tears. Countless messy thoughts in his head immediately popped up: "Oh... I was hit by a car... my ribs were broken... my internal organs were broken... my meridians were broken... I was going to die... Woo, I'm not willing to give up..."

"Hey, boy, why are you still sitting on the ground? Get up quickly!" The car stopped, but the owner's reaction was beyond Xiao Kai's expectations: "Hurry up, don't waste my time, damn, I'm waiting to chop people!"

Xiao Kai widened his eyes and looked at the owner. This guy's typical gangster dress, windbreaker, sunglasses, leather shoes, was definitely over 1.85 meters tall. After standing a few meters away, Xiao Kai had to slightly raise his head to see it. When he raised his head, his momentum was completely disproportionate. The man in sunglasses roared again: "I can't get up!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Kai stood up, patted the dust on his legs, wiped the sweat on his face, and then quietly pressed his butt. Hey, it was really strange, it seemed that he was not injured.

"Get out of the way!" The man in sunglasses spoke again: "I'm rushing to chop people, and if I don't let go, I'll hit you again."

"Damn, I just saw such an arrogant person." Xiao Kai thought angrily, and made way out in shame. Seeing the arrogant and domineering Santana go away, a stream of cigarette spurted out of his butt, and it was spraying into Xiao Kai's nose.
Chapter completed!