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Chapter 94 You bastard is still laughing

"That's me! I'm the top scorer in the liberal arts college entrance examination!" Zhang Chao said, spreading his hands.

"You?" Li Xiaoqi looked Zhang Chao up and down with a look of disbelief.

"Well, why, you don't believe it?"

Li Xiaoqi chuckled and pierced the braised fish in front of her with chopsticks: "I don't believe it! If you were the top scorer in the college entrance examination, I would have eaten all the fish bones!"

Just as he was talking, it was time for the news on TV. The main content of the program happened to be broadcasting a piece of news about the college entrance examination.

"Students from all over the country are checking their college entrance examination results, and there are reports that the top scorer in the liberal arts college entrance examination in this province received a special interview from a reporter."

The announcer's explanation on TV was so timely, as if he was responding to Zhang Chao.

Feng Yueyue and Li Xiaoqi turned their heads and looked sideways at the TV at the same time, and the scene of Zhang Chao being interviewed flashed by.

"Look? I'm not talking nonsense, am I?" Zhang Chao pointed at the TV with his chopsticks and said casually.

Feng Yueyue looked at Li Xiaoqi in disbelief: "That one just now... seems to be really him!"

"Ah!" Feng Yueyue threw away her chopsticks, jumped up from her chair excitedly, screamed and rushed to Zhang Chao's side, hugged Zhang Chao's head hard, and held him in her arms!

As Feng Yueyue jumped up and down, Zhang Chao pressed his cheek against Feng Yueyue's chest with a rich, sweet and milky smell, and kept rubbing it against her big breasts.

Feng Yueyue screamed excitedly, jumping up and down, holding Zhang Chao's head hard, and Zhang Chao's face was almost sunk in. Through the thin shirt, the feeling was so clear.

"Sister Yueyue, I'm almost suffocated!" Zhang Chao turned his head with difficulty and said with a sideways smile.

Uh... Feng Yueyue was stunned for a moment and realized that the posture between herself and Zhang Chao was a bit inelegant. She quickly let go of Zhang Chao's head and took a step back.

With her little face flushed, Feng Yueyue pursed her lips and smiled sweetly. She bent down and pinched Zhang Chao's cheeks hard: "Kid, I really have you! That's great!" With that, she leaned forward and touched Zhang Chao's face.

He took a hard peck.

Um, it smells so good! Zhang Chao secretly admired it in his heart. However, Zhang Chao knew very well that Feng Yueyue was really happy for herself. It was just a manifestation of excitement and did not contain any other ingredients.

Compared with Feng Yueyue's happiness and excitement, Li Xiaoqi on the side had a slumped face and looked like she was about to cry without tears.

I said too much! Just after I said about eating fish bones, the news on TV came out! Even if it was a few seconds later, I didn't have to make such a promise!

"Zhang Chao, I was joking just now. You don't have to actually eat the fish bones, right?" Li Xiaoqi smiled sarcastically and smiled at Zhang Chao to please him.

Zhang Chao shrugged, tilted his head playfully and said: "Who knew you were here...anyway, you don't mean what you say, and it's not the first time that you don't admit it after losing a bet!"

"Who, who said I don't mean what I say? A little girl has said what she said, and it's hard to keep track of her words! Oh, you really made your sister look down on her! Isn't it just a fish bone? Huh! Look at it!" When he said these words

, Li Xiaoqi’s impassioned face, and the resolute brilliance emanating from her face, reminded Zhang Chao of a national hero in the textbook, Liu Hulan!

What a generous sacrifice! Zhang Chao thought in his heart, dumbfounded.

It was easy to say that, but when he actually picked out the long fish bone, Li Xiaoqi suddenly became weak. She looked around with chopsticks for a long time, but she didn't know where to start.

"Forget it, that fish bone is so hard! What if it gets stuck?" Zhang Chao said with a funny wave of his hand.

"Then I have to let you look down on me! I will do what I say! What the hell!" Li Xiaoqi kept saying unconvinced, but still refused to eat.

"There are soft spines there, and they are very thin. You only need to take a sip and make a heartbeat, and then you can swallow it!" Zhang Chao said with a smile, pointing to a few soft spines on the belly of the fish.

"Hmph!" Li Xiaoqi was unconvinced and picked up a piece of fish meat, along with the soft spines on it, and threw it directly into the little mouth.

"How's it going? Humph! What's wrong with the fish bones?" Li Xiaoqi said proudly, shaking her head. However, she froze just halfway through her words.

"Uh...it hurts!" Li Xiaoqi's little faces were drawn together and she frowned miserably.

Zhang Chao and Feng Yueyue were originally holding their jobs and watching the excitement, but now they were stunned when they saw Li Xiaoqi's appearance.

"It can't be such a coincidence, right? Is it...really stuck?" Feng Yueyue quickly put down her job and ran over.

Zhang Chao smiled wryly, slapped his forehead, and leaned over. He kept teasing: "Sister Xiaoqi, your little voice is so thin. You can get stuck on such a small and tender fish bone."

, I really admire you!"

"Stop talking sarcastically, your throat and tongue are all pricked! It hurts like hell!" Li Xiaoqi opened her mouth and said miserably.

Damn it, there is also a fish bone stuck on the tongue? Zhang Chao grinned, leaned over and looked into the small mouth through the light, the small tongue trembled, but no fish bones were found.

Zhang Chao and Feng Yueyue looked around for a long time, but still couldn't find where the fishbone was. As a result, Li Xiaoqi kept saying it hurt.

"When you swallow a mouthful of rice, you take away the fish bones!" Seeing Li Xiaoqi coughing and coughing until tears came out, Zhang Chao felt really guilty and hurriedly came up with ideas.

"Use vinegar, vinegar will work!" The rice was not taken away, Zhang Chao failed and got another one.

One mouthful after another, Zhang Chao grinned as he looked at Li Xiaoqi's sour eyebrows.

"Bad guy! Big bad guy, you lied to me! It doesn't work at all." Li Xiaoqi pinched her throat with her hands and stared at Zhang Chao miserably, complaining.

"There's no reason! It's said in books and on TV that this works! Did you drink less? Drink more!" Feng Yueyue said in confusion at the side.

"Yueyue, you have learned bad things from following Zhang Chao! How sour is this vinegar? You want me to hold it and drink it? Oh, I can't live anymore!" Li Xiaoqi kicked her legs like a child.

The meal was a lively one, and in the end Feng Yueyue coaxed Li Xiaoqi while Zhang Chao put away the dishes.

"It really hurts. I can even try it myself. There are two sticks stuck in my tongue and one stuck in my throat! Woohoo, there are only three fish bones in the piece of meat, and they are all stuck!" Li Xiaoqi's tongue was stuck.

Fishbone, speaking in a strange voice, whined as if he was about to cry without tears.

What a bad life! Zhang Chao said amusedly in his heart.

Feng Yueyue was busy looking for a flashlight and tweezers, but because her tongue was too slippery and the fish bone was too small, she couldn't take it out at all.

"What should I do? You bastard is still laughing!" Li Xiaoqi raised her foot and kicked Zhang Chao, cursing angrily.
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