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Chapter 0011 I am Wukong and I will kill you

A group of people played cards for half the night, and Daya lost not even a dime, but still yelled at Yu Yang and the others for cheating.

Brother Dong kept nagging about how frustrated he was at night. Ruan Xiansong was lying on the bed alone and didn’t know what to think. His expression was gloomy all the time. Later, everyone washed up and went to sleep.

"Ring, ring, ring! It's over, it's over, I'm late." Yang Wei stood up from the bed. "Huh? Why is it so soft, um! It's still a little thin."

"Oh, **your mother, you've stepped on my penis." Big Ya covered his baby and howled.

Yangwei was startled and moved his feet over. "I wonder why it feels so soft on my feet, oh! No, I'm almost late. Get up quickly. Everyone, the teacher said you should be at school at two o'clock in the afternoon. Hurry up." After saying that, Yangwei was in a haphazard manner.

He put on a pair of stinky socks, and when he squinted his eyes, he didn't realize that the big pants were really big. He turned around and put on the pants and tightened the waistband.

"Damn it, my pants are on here." Wang Wei muttered.

"Fuck, why are my underwear so big? I put on the wrong feelings. Just wait a minute and I'll take them off for you." After saying that, Daya ran to the bed.

Wang Wei glanced at him. Then he went up and pressed Da Ya on the bed. He took off his pants and underwear with both hands. Da Ya had a look of grief on his face, as if he had been raped.

"You guys are really ink, hurry up and leave. Today, the principal is supervising outside the school. If you are late, you will have to write down a name, and then ask the class teacher to take it away. Just wait and be criticized." After saying that, Yu Yang put on his clothes in a hurry.

I put on my clothes, washed myself casually, then turned around and left. When I got to the door, I heard Liang Xing and Wang Xudong quarreling over their toothbrushes.

Outside the hotel, Yu Yang hailed a taxi and went to the school. Ten minutes later, he arrived at the school gate. Yu Yang got out of the car and took a look inside the school gate. At this moment, the principal was holding tea, crossing his legs with a leisurely look on his face, and then looked back.

Look, a group of students are squatting and don't know what to write. They have to ask the class teacher to take them away when they are done.

Yu Yang had a cold sweat on his face, "No way, by the way, go over the wall." After saying that, Yu Yang walked around the school and followed in the direction of the toilet. At this time, he saw that there was no one there, and the toilet was surrounded by walls.

With his back against the road, he could climb up without kicking his legs. Yu Yang looked around and saw that no one was there, then jumped down with a kick, and then returned to the class without hesitation.

In less than a minute, the head teacher also entered the class. Li Yong glanced at it, "Yu Yang, Liu Tao, come out. You two, take a look at who is missing in the class. Go to the school gate and pick up the missing ones for me."

Come to the office." After saying that, Li Yong waved his hands and left.

"Idiots, you guys had a great time yesterday. Fortunately, I didn't go, otherwise I would have been late today." Liu Tao followed from behind. "By the way, there are so many teachers and principals outside, how did you get in?"

Yu Yang raised his head with a rather proud expression, "You don't understand this, so I won't tell you. Just go to meet those idiots and let them wait for Laoban's storm." After saying that, Yu Yang was unusually surprised.

He walked to the school gate coolly and said, "Hello, principal, I am the monitor of Class 3 of Senior Secondary School. The class teacher asked me to pick up these late students."

The principal adjusted his glasses, glanced at him, and then scooped up a notebook: "Liang Xing, Yang Wei, Ke Liangpeng, Wang Xudong, you guys come here."

Brother Dong, Daya and the others looked at Yu Yang in surprise, as if they didn't believe that this was the truth. Yu Yang looked at them with a proud look on his face.

"Come here, come here and see what you look like. Each one of you is either bald or with yellow hair. This school is a holy place for learning. Do you look like a student? Follow your monitor and see how outstanding they are." The principal said.

He looked like he hated the iron that could not be transformed into steel, and scolded Brother Dong and the others.

At this time, Yang Wei clenched his fists, stared with big eyes, had yellow buck teeth, and made "ouch" sounds from time to time in his throat.

"What's wrong, classmate?" The principal looked at him. "Are you sick? You should have told me if you were sick. Look, you are so skinny. How many days have you not eaten meat? And how many days have you not brushed your teeth?"

, why are you so obscene, you kid is so ungrateful, what are you doing with your fists? Are you cramping?" The principal said to Yangwei like a Tang monk.

Daya, Brother Dong, and the others were on the side, their faces turned red from suppressing their emotions, and they covered their mouths and snickered.

Yang Wei's face turned green and white for a while, "Ah! Why are you talking so much nonsense? Are you a Bodhisattva who has descended to earth? Do you want to save all sentient beings? Do you want to save me and become a Buddha? Stop talking about it, okay? I'm so thin and sad.

You can count the ribs! My teeth are yellow because I smoke too much! My dear, please let me go and stop reciting your curse. I am not Sun Wukong, and you are not Tang Monk." Yangwei stood on tiptoe and howled, saying to

Talk to the principal.

The principal was stunned for a moment, and then pointed out, "Are you talking about me again?"

Yangwei looked at the principal and nodded, "Master, yes, I will tell you again. I want to have a golden cudgel to eliminate harm for the people."

"Haha, haha." Yu Yang, Daya and the late students could no longer hold back, and the whole audience burst into laughter.

The principal adjusted his glasses, unexpectedly calm, and looked at the principal fiercely from the side.

"Show off your power! Bang." The principal slapped him and fooled him.

Yangwei was stunned for a moment after being slapped, then he was silent for a while, and then he burst out, "Do I owe you anything? You slapped me in the face too, and the girls in the class also slapped me in the face, ah, snap!" Then he slapped me and fooled me.

It's on the principal's head.

The whole place fell silent. The principal clenched his fists and his face was red. "Show me, I'll kill you." After saying that, he scooped up the dog beating stick and chased after him to beat him. The two of them chased and ran, and they could be heard from time to time.

Howls of "ouch" came from the playground.

Yu Yang shrugged his shoulders, "Everyone is free." After saying that, he took the latecomers to the office. Li Yong stopped and followed everyone back to the class. The whole campus could always hear the powerful and sexy howl.

Voice.

After school in the afternoon, such a spectacle appeared in the school. Yangwei held up a sign, which said that the prisoner, Yangwei, was 18 years old. He was sentenced for disrespecting teachers and reciting the Three Character Sutra silently a hundred times. The students passed by the playground and looked at it in surprise.

After this incident, Yang Wei became a celebrity in the school.

Brother Yu Yang and others bought some chicken drumsticks in the cafeteria, walked to the playground and said, "Oh, it smells so good, it smells so good." Big Ya dangled the drumsticks in front of Yang Wei's eyes.

"Yangwei, what's wrong with you? Where's your roar?" Liang Xing held his belly and laughed.

Yangwei looked at them with two big eyes, "Look at your sister, be honest, come and recite the Three-Character Sutra and I will listen to it. I will give it to you after you have recited the chicken legs." Da Ya looked relieved.

"Ouch! Woof woof woof!" The hungry wolf once again pounced on the dog in a show of force, rode on Big Ya's body, and snatched away the chicken legs.
Chapter completed!
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