Chapter 397 Training
The bandits lived a fulfilling life they had never lived before, and completely said goodbye to the lazy lifestyle they had before. After the day of labor, the bandits finally dragged their tired bodies back to the village. After dinner, they prepared to gamble as usual and make a fuss.
At this time, Wu Tianyu walked in inappropriately, and his eyes swept, immediately making all the bandits cold. It was not that these bandits were afraid of Wu Tianyu, but because Wu Tianyu was now holding chicken feathers as a command arrow, with the boss behind him supporting him. In addition, Wu Tianyu was despicable, shameless, and unconventional, so the bandits looked at Wu Tianyu calmly with breath.
Wu Tianyu was very satisfied, clicked a little, and said with a smile: "Everyone is here? Very good!"
Before Wu Tianyu finished speaking, the bandits were about to flee: "The second leader, it's getting late, we are going to take a shower and go to bed, so don't worry about us!"
"Stop!" Wu Tianyu shouted, then pointed to the sun that had not yet settling the mountain: "You are blind? Where did you see it getting late? I'll stop you. Who knows if you dare to move again, I'll let him stand all night as he did this morning, do you believe it?"
"Second leader, everyone has been tired for a day. Don't let everyone continue to stand like in the morning?" Hu Zi was pushed out to discuss with Wu Tianyu because of his good relationship with Wu Tianyu.
"Do I look so inhumane?" Wu Tianyu said dissatisfied.
Everyone nodded together, agreeing with Wu Tianyu's statement very much, thinking that you are such a person. But when Wu Tianyu glared at him, he had to shake his head quickly.
Wu Tianyu then smiled and said, "That's right. I have always been convinced by virtue. Why can't you feel my feelings? How can I say this? I am handsome and elegant, look at my eyes again! Everyone says that eyes are the windows of the soul. What do you see in my eyes?"
"A big piece of eye poop." Everyone answered in unison.
Damn! Wu Tianyu quickly lowered his head and wiped off the annoying eye poop, and changed into a kind and lovely smile again: "What about now?"
"The eye poop in the other eye."
You can do whatever you love. Wu Tianyu is also frustrated. It is indeed difficult to communicate with these uneducated bandits. Wu Tianyu stared at him and said, "I'll stand up as I did this morning. I have something to say!"
Seeing everyone neatly arranged in front of him, Wu Tianyu paced back and forth: "Do you know what I'm going to do next?"
The bandits are just uneducated. They are not brainless. How can they not know Wu Tianyu’s next plan? Isn’t it just to open an inn? As for what it is like this? But everyone is silently waiting for Wu Tianyu’s following.
"Yes, I just want to open an inn!" Wu Tianyu said loudly: "You have also seen how difficult it is to catch a fat sheep now. Last time... Forget it, I don't want to mention it. Maybe someone wants to ask, we are bandits, what inns can we open? Now, let's take a look at the foot of our mountain. The road that was originally a good road was abandoned. Why is this? It's not because you robbed too hard before, and the fat sheep that came and went would never dare to leave us again. So at this time, if we continue to do this, sooner or later, there will be no fat sheep for us to rob us. What will we eat then?"
Wu Tianyu paused and asked the bandits to think about it themselves. Then he continued, "Maybe someone wants to ask, why do we open an inn? This question is very good!"
Everyone looked at each other. Everyone closed their mouths. Who asked? Why do these two leaders say this?
"First of all, there are 1,800 people in our village. If you were the only ones, I would never stop you. You will kill or set fires. Anyway, you are all people who are today and not tomorrow." Wu Tianyu explained: "But don't forget that you are not the only ones in our village. There are also my mother, wife, and some children among many of you. It doesn't matter if you die. How do you let them live?"
Wu Tianyu's words made all bandits bow their heads. Chinese people say "family and the world". Family members and family are more important than the survival of the country and the nation. As men, who doesn't want their family to live a peaceful and happy life?
"First of all, we will never have to put our heads on the waist of the pants in the future, so we can have a happy meal. Then, opening an inn is actually much more than the income we can get from robbery." Wu Tianyu said with his fingers: "In addition to ordinary meals and sleeping, those who go out must also want to relax. Don't underestimate the word relaxation. Many men have to spend a lot of money. Although this statement is a little exaggerated, it is absolutely true that you believe me."
The bandits are all uneducated people. They obviously cannot compete with Wu Tianyu in debate, because their vision is limited to this, and they cannot find good evidence to refute. On the contrary, Wu Tianyu can say a lot. Take these bandits as an example. After they have money, they also like to go out to drink, bet on football, and find secret doors.
"The future is beautiful, but the process is not easy." Wu Tianyu waved his hand and looked a bit like a great man: "There are so many inns in this world. Why do we bandits earn more money than others? There are tricks here. First of all, I asked you to go to the official road to do things today, so that the merchants who come and go to start to fear the original official road, so that they will walk to us again. Secondly, we also require the quality of our inns in the future and the quality of things.
The quantity must be good and the service attitude must be good. Only in this way can we make the reputation and make our reputation famous. Of course, I will do all the wine, dishes, etc. in it. You are only responsible for the service. Do you understand the service? Inns like to hang four words in the lobby, which is called home. You may understand what it means, or you may not understand. It doesn’t matter. I will explain it to you, just make people feel like they have returned home. Now you understand? Compare such requirements, look at yourself!"
Everyone looked down at themselves, looked at others, and said in confusion: "We are pretty good!"
"What a f*ck!" Wu Tianyu said angrily: "You are the ones like you. When others come, they think they have entered the bandit's nest!"
"But we are bandits!"
"So we need to make rectifications!" Wu Tianyu said angrily: "Come on. Now everyone laughs for me."
"Haha...", "Hehe...", "Haha..." All kinds of laughter that were even more rude than crying gathered together, like entering a mourning hall. Wu Tianyu even doubted whether it was a bit insignificant to let these bandits open an inn with him and directly do business in idle business. These people could learn it without a teacher.
"Put your terrifying laughter to me, and I'm not allowed to make any sound!"
"I pursed my mouth tightly, and I didn't brush my teeth, just opened my mouth. Can I be hygienic? Before the person could come to you, you could get out of three miles away."
"What do you mean? Are you crying or laughing? How entangled is your life that you can squeeze out such a smile? Do you know that after others see you, they have the urge to hang themselves."
"What are you stupid? What I want is a smile, not like you! Do you know what smiling is? Don't expose your back teeth, close your mouth slowly, and stop! Just like that, only two front teeth are left outside. Don't expose too much. If you dare to expose other teeth, I will smash one if I see one."
Just as Wu Tianyu was training these bandits who knew nothing, he turned around and saw the head of the house waved to him at the door. Wu Tianyu threatened to the bandits fiercely: "You all practice for me first, keep my current appearance, and I will come back later. If the expression on the fuck's face is found to be wrong by me, I will hang him on the mountain gate. I will do what I say!" After throwing this harsh words, Wu Tianyu immediately changed into a flattering expression. It was extremely flattering: "Head of the head, are you looking for me?"
"Yes!" The head of the house nodded and said lightly: "Come with me!"
"Oh!" Wu Tianyu responded, following the head of the house, and it became less and less right. This place seemed to be the head of the house. As the boss and the leader on the mountain, he had a small courtyard with his own unique courtyard, unlike others, who were crowded with large shops or something. Could it be that the head of the house felt lonely tonight, and he saw that I worked hard to make suggestions for the village, so he fell in love with me and decided to raise my identity to another level, so that I could officially become her wife of the village tonight? Hey, why is this name so strange?
With this shameful little thought, Wu Tianyu followed the steps of the head of the family, feeling so excited that he felt trembling even when walking, and even his friends couldn't control it.
With a dirty thought, Wu Tianyu stared at the back of the head of the house and looked again. The front was already dead. Why was it still so ** from the back? Why didn't other women live? Look at the butt with a raised butt, twisting and twisting, which has a unique charm. What's more, because the head of the house is a martial arts practitioner, with long and solid legs, and the summer clothes are relatively thin, you can feel a surge of power that wants to gush out, bringing a different experience to men.
Yes, her legs are very long, and I can play with them for a month without repetition. I am the beauty I like long-legged. Before I knew it, Wu Tianyu's eyes began to become lustful again, staring at the seductive and charming body of the head. Tsk tsk, it's such a good cabbage! What's the snack? How do I look so perfect? The butt is the butt, and the breast is the breast. If I push her down, I will be confused and fucked, and I will feel like a slutty.
Moreover, Wu Tianyu also discovered something, that is, the head of the family likes to wear red clothes and makes himself look like a big red envelope. Everyone says that female toddlers don’t like red clothes and armed. It seems that our head of the family loves both armed and red clothes, so combining the two into one is a smart and good head of the family.
As a martial arts practitioner, the headmaster's reaction was of course very sensitive. Inadvertently, he saw Wu Tianyu's lewd eyes and stared at his body without a moment. The headmaster couldn't help but feel anger. As soon as he stepped into his yard, he shouted: "Check!" Then he moved his body and waved his fists and rushed straight to Wu Tianyu's face. Wu Tianyu was still staring at her body in a daze, without realizing that the danger was approaching.
It's so beautiful. This little girl is so charming when fighting. Look at her charming face, her slender and straight legs. Look at her angry look with a hint of shyness, and her cute and small fist. Such a good cabbage is simply a gift from God. If there is a flower to be folded, don't let this flower be urged by others. If Tianyu doesn't take it, it's not auspicious! This sentence seems to be said by the ancestors, Tianyu? Tianyu! It's simply tailor-made for me.
With a "bang!", the head of the house hit Wu Tianyu in the face with a punch.
"Oh!" Wu Tianyu screamed, fell to the ground, covering his nose and rolling back and forth on the ground. Why do bandits like to hit people in the nose? I was hit again!
The head of the family looked at Wu Tianyu in a daze and asked in confusion: "My fist is not fast, why don't you hide?"
Aren't I busy watching you? But Wu Tianyu, with a stern face, covered his nose with one hand, and asked seriously: "The circle of the head of the family just now is very powerful. How dare you ask is the Seven Injury Fist of Kongtong Sect?"
"No!" said the head of the head.
"Oh, that must be the Ming Cult's Nine Yang Divine Fist!"
"Not it, it's the most basic straight punch."
"It turns out to be called straight fist, it's a good name. It vividly depicts this move and completely covers up the murderous intent. It must be some excellent move!" Wu Tianyu said casually.
"Are you finished?" The head of the house looked at Wu Tianyu with his hands behind his back and smiled coldly.
At this time, Wu Tianyu didn't understand anything. It was just that I was peeping and was discovered. Helpless Wu Tianyu had to endure the pain and smiled embarrassedly: "The head of the company came to me, was it just to beat me?"
"Isn't it possible?" said the head of the house lightly.
"Yes!" Wu Tianyu touched his nose and lowered his head. It was embarrassing, embarrassing. Why did I see a cat in front of her like a mouse? This seems to be a problem in my previous life, so why did I travel through time and not cured yet? Is it because I gave up treatment now?
Seeing Wu Tianyu showing a guilty expression, the head of the family then calmed down and said, "Did you forget what I said to you this morning?"
"What did you say?" Wu Tianyu raised his head and asked in surprise.
"I said, your kung fu is too bad, so I will give you some advice every night. If you don't ask how powerful you have, you must be able to protect yourself?" said the head of the family, "Do you think you will have such good luck next time you are hijacked, so you can use the monkey to steal peaches?"
"I guess I don't have such bad luck, and I will be kidnapped again?" Wu Tianyu said in a low voice, his voice not loud, and he was not even louder than the mosquitoes around him.
"Okay, since you have no objection, let's start now!" said the head of the house.
If you don’t have any objections, Wu Tianyu said: “Master, what do you think you can be trained with my qualifications? You have to take out all your master’s skills. I’m afraid I will be dissatisfied with it. Someone once told me that my bones are surprised, which is the material for martial arts practice. The task of defending world peace falls on me! So, take out all your skills and don’t worry that I can’t learn it.”
"What's so fancy about practicing martial arts?" said the head of the family: "It's nothing more than practicing in summer and practicing in winter. Now you just shut your mouth and follow me to lay a solid foundation."
The head teacher is actually a very good martial arts teacher. I really don’t know what she is doing when she is a bandit. "The so-called "Stand for three years" is the most important foundation of kung fu. It is important to concentrate the strength of the body on the waist and abdomen, and stand straight, like me!" The head teacher said while pointing at Wu Tianyu.
"Are you horse stance?" The head of the house looked at Wu Tianyu's strange posture, resisted the urge to kick him to death, and said, "Do you think you are horse stance or squatting in the pit? Why don't you shake it? Don't shake it! If I just kicked you now, what would you say?"
"Oh!" Wu Tianyu fell to the ground, looked at the head of the bad gaze, hurriedly stood up and said with a smirk: "The head of the head of the house has great martial arts. I am another beginner. It is normal for the horse stance to be unstable. Let's continue, continue!"
Seeing that Wu Tianyu had a good attitude, the head of the family slowed down and gave Wu Tianyu another tip.
"Open your feet a little, and spread them a little more! The thighs should be parallel to the earth!"
"Concentrate all your strength on your waist and abdomen, and keep your body straight in a straight line, and you can't bend down and hunch your back!"
"The thighs must be tense! You must have strength! You must hold the ground with your feet and you cannot fall back if you push them!"
Of course, the training of the head of the family is not limited to verbal words, but also often touches Wu Tianyu. Being teased by a woman like this is simply a pleasure, but for the head of the family, my friends also need guidance from someone to touch your hands up.
"Ah!" Wu Tianyu screamed again, fell to the ground, got up, patted the dust and said, "Why did you put me down again? It's so embarrassing to be in the wilderness here, not on the bed!"
The head of the family thought Wu Tianyu was embarrassed to say that he was thrown away and did not think in a dirty direction at all. The head of the family said seriously: "Practicing martial arts requires concentrating on concentration, don't think randomly, you only have enemies in your eyes!"
Chapter completed!