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Chapter 2 Crabs Are Not Good

() The thin jailer supported Zhao Si as he walked slowly. What he still didn’t understand was that the young man he was supporting now was the young man from the fifth room in the squad.

Zhao Si knew in his heart that he was taking him out to take care of the meal. After eating, there might be a bucket bath, and after washing up, there might be a big bed. As for what happened after getting into the big bed, he didn't care about it for the time being.

Zhao Si is not a happy-go-lucky person, but this adventure was too unbelievable. Everything he saw was black and white. What he encountered in the past few days made him understand what it means to go too far and not enough.

It was just painful, red and swollen with some oozing, and it stuck to my pants after lying down for a long time. I thought to myself that it would be better not to get inflamed.

Taking a step forward, I felt another pain. I glanced at the thin jailer who was waiting carefully, and I cursed in my heart again: A stupid horse!

However, after coming here for a few days, I also realized that the popular one is "drafting dad". If you have nothing to do, you will be laughed at.

Yesterday, I had a "grass mud horse". The woman was so happy that she yelled "Come on the grass", which made Zhao Siji speechless.

Zhao Si was helped out of the county government office, hiding from people along the way. The gate of the county government office was unguarded. After leaving the county government office, the thin jailer quickly let Zhao Si go and waited on the bluestone street. Zhao Si knew in his heart that he was being beaten.

', and not long after, there was a small sedan next to me.

Before Zhao Si got on the sedan, he saw a billboard in front of him. He wrote various kinds of exorbitant taxes and miscellaneous taxes. At the end, he signed: Linli County Zhengtang Cao. After thinking about it, he should be the county magistrate. He endured the pain and got on the sedan. Most of the coolies were

These dark and thin people, if not

The two nai water-feeding things were hanging on the naked body. Who would have thought that these were women. The sedan turned left and right for a while and came to a small courtyard. The thin jailer came forward and knocked on the door. As soon as the door opened,

He instructed the bearers to carry Zhao Si all the way in.

The yard was not big. Zhao Si got out of the sedan and looked around and saw that there were only a few tile-roofed houses. However, the yard was in a good location. There was a market just outside the door. The thin jailer seemed to be very familiar with this place and called a few men with yellow faces and skinny muscles to come forward.

After helping Zhao Si, he entered the main hall and took a seat, then started to wait for the meal.

Zhao Si used to be a gangster and had never watched a costume drama. He was surprised at first, but after a few days he gradually got used to it. As he was patiently waiting for the meal, several men started arguing in the yard.

, outside the main hall is the kitchen. Zhao Si took a look and saw that the fire was still being lit. Thinking it was still early, he stood up and went out to take a look at the excitement.

As soon as they went out, the noise stopped immediately. Several men looked at Zhao Si together, with strong hostility in their eyes. Zhao Si smiled, waved his hand to ignore him, and looked at a man holding a baby in one hand and holding a baby in the other.

He was holding a bowl, and there was a lump of red stuff in the bowl that looked like blood. He couldn't help but wonder: "What are you doing? Do you want to eat human flesh?"

As soon as he finished speaking, these men began to argue again. After hearing a few words, Zhao Si couldn't understand the point. He pulled one of the men who didn't seem to talk much and asked him. When he asked, he was dumbfounded.

It turns out that these men are all the young men married by Bantou Qian. Bantou Qian gave birth to a son last month. These young men are fighting for custody of each other, but something strange happened today. Then

The little baby's blood blended with the two young masters, so they started to quarrel. One of them said that we are the most favored, and if we count the time, we will grow old.

AI only stayed in my room for the night. Whose property is it if it’s not mine? The other person shouted, “Dad, you have always been a bad guy. I once rested in your house for several months, but there was no movement. At that time, I

Nai also spent several nights with us, and we are better than you. Our skills are so awesome that I can’t explain them.

Fortunately, I have seen too many anecdotes in the past few days. After being in a daze, Zhao Si came back to his senses. This most primitive paternity test is not reliable at all. Look at how fun these men are fighting. Listen, 'old nai'

It's so funny, I couldn't help but laugh.

The quarrel suddenly stopped. Seeing Zhao Si smiling happily, the man who claimed to have an invincible seed couldn't help but asked angrily: "Since ancient times, recognizing one's son has been the foundation of human relations. What's so funny about it?"

Zhao Si continued to laugh without bothering to explain. If he hadn't been so hungry, he would have laughed louder. Seeing the ill intentions in the eyes of these men, he couldn't help but sarcastically said: "A few bad words."

Several men were puzzled, but looking at Zhao Si's expression, he thought it was not a good thing to say, and they immediately became angry with the enemy. The seed man looked Zhao Si up and down, knowing that this must be the young master who has been newly admitted by the master. When such talents come,

From now on, let alone eating meat, it is still a question whether my brothers will be able to drink soup.

Zhao Si was still laughing, overjoyed. After laughing, he turned around and prepared to go into the house to continue waiting for the meal.

"Grandpa, you are the eldest, tell me, what should you do with this new young master if he doesn't understand etiquette?"

The man who was called Grandpa glanced at Zhao Si when he heard this, and he and the others thought of it together. Relying on his seniority and favor, he thought for a moment and said: "Anyone who is disrespectful to the eldest family will be shaved off at the least."

Hair, thirty whips, in severe cases the armor will be broken, and forty spine sticks."

Zhao Si snorted and ignored the so-called disposal. But after a while, someone brought a whip and a rope, and another person held a stick in his hand. Zhao Si's heart suddenly tightened. It seemed that the situation was

The severity needs to be reassessed.

"Tied!" The grandpa waved his hand and said boldly: "I will take care of the affairs in the backyard. This young man is so rude to us before we even enter the door. If we don't handle it, where are the rules! Even if the grandpa is here

There’s nothing you can say about this!”

The remaining people immediately stepped forward to surround Zhao Si. The one holding the rope pulled the rope away and prepared to tie him up. How could Zhao Si stand still and let others do what they did? He touched his belly and sighed, knocked one person away and broke out.

"Put the door up!" Seeing Zhao Si trying to escape, the grandfather quickly ordered: "Kick him with the stick, throw him out with the rope!"

Zhao Si didn't even eat. He didn't even think about going out. After knocking someone away, he went straight to the kitchen. When he saw the thin jailer who was watching the cooking, he didn't say anything. He stretched out his hand and pushed her aside. He looked around and saw a figure beside the pool.

A piece of washed cabbage, I ran over to get it and ate it. I turned around and saw half a bowl of overnight pork head meat. I was so happy that I grabbed it with one hand and stuffed it into my mouth. I felt that I had never eaten like this in my life.

It was delicious. After eating a few pieces of meat, I regained some strength. When I saw those people chasing into the kitchen, I threw away the cabbage, reached out and took a kitchen knife from the chopping board, and chopped it at random.

"Oh, it's a murder!" The man who was rushing forward with the rope couldn't dodge, and the knife cut a long gash in his arm. Blood gurgled out, and he screamed in pain: "This kid is so wanton! Use the knife."

It’s gone! Go and report it to me!”

Zhao Si continued to eat the pig head meat, and after a while he ate it all. He picked up the bowl and didn't even let go of the remaining oil and water. After drinking two gulps, he saw a basket of eggs. He laughed and ran over happily.

, no matter whether it is raw or cooked, it is a pleasure to knock one and swallow one.

Zhao Si used to be a gangster. The older he gets, the more courageous he becomes. Now his stomach is eighty percent full, and he doesn't take these men with thin arms and legs seriously anymore. Looking at these few people in front of him,

The man was afraid of the kitchen knife in his hand, so he laughed and threw the knife away. He stepped forward and slapped his head, which immediately turned the man in front of him into a spinning top.

With a snort, Zhao Si grabbed the skinny jailer who was in a daze again, hating in his heart that this old woman was taking advantage of her to be frivolous and rude to him. He raised his knee, pointed it at her belly, and pushed her against her, making her bang.

Hey, when did that skinny jailer ever experience this? He opened his mouth and spat out all the lees he had eaten in the morning.

"mlgbd!" Zhao Si threw the skinny jailer away. After exercising for a while, sweat appeared on his forehead. He pulled off his shirt several times, revealing his lumpy flesh. He jumped up with a roar and faced the two men blocking the kitchen door.

It's just a flying kick.

The benefits of working hard in the gym all year round were immediately apparent. The two men's middle legs screamed and flew out of the door. Zhao Si was so hungry these days that he walked towards the stove, opened the pot, and poured out the half-cooked rice.

Pour it on your clothes, wrap it up and tie it into a knot, hold it in your hand and run out.

Seeing Zhao Si's fierceness, the old man was so frightened that his face turned pale. How dare he step forward to stop him? He trembled and ran into his room and quickly closed the door.

Zhao Si strode out. At a glance, he saw people coming and going in the market. He suddenly felt angry: At this moment, he was unprepared. He only wanted to do odd jobs to fill his stomach. Who knew that a big man wanted to support himself through hard work?

It was so difficult, and I was starved for several days!

Thinking that I had died once, what else was there to be afraid of? I swaggered up to a stall selling cloth and silk, grabbed the owner, and said, ‘Crack, bang, bang’, it was just a few mouths, and he was beaten again and again.

Her clothes were torn,

'Crack' slapped the pair of little white rabbits on the boss's chest a few more times. The slaps made the two lumps of flesh tremble. After a while, several palm prints were revealed. After the slap, he kicked them out. The boss immediately

He was kicked everywhere.

Zhao Si dug out the box containing the money at the cloth stall. Recently, he had a deep understanding of the allusion of a penny that stumps a heroic man. He grabbed the loose money inside and put it into his trouser pocket. When he had money in his pocket, he would not put the bag in it.

He put the rice on his heart, untied it and poured it out, patted it and put his clothes back on.

"Robbery!!"

"Robbery!!! A concubine is robbing!! -"

"Report to the official, hurry up and report to the official! -"

"You are so audacious in broad daylight! Everyone has surrounded this son-in-law! Don't let him get away!"

The folk customs in Linli County are fierce. It has been many years since I have seen anyone committing a crime in broad daylight. Zhao Si beat people and stole money and made a lot of noise. After a while, screams came one after another, and several people poured in from everywhere.

The cloth stall was surrounded by an airtight seal.

Zhao Si sneered. Without exception, those who rushed forward to show off and fight fiercely were women, of different ages. If in the past, so many women surrounded him and prevented him from leaving, he would not have been so happy earlier.

But now I just feel my chest is congested, and the story of starving myself, trying to make some money and being bullied earlier comes to mind again. Looking at these women

The man felt angry rising up in waves. He trampled the cloth to pieces, picked up a piece of wood and rolled it in a circle, then rushed over. There was a loud bang, and everyone next to him screamed in agony. After several rounds,

The wooden plank of the circle was broken into several pieces, and he turned around and grabbed a wooden stick to support the stall, and he chopped and stabbed the group of girls and women in front of him.

Zhao Si got mad, and the crowd gradually dispersed. After poking for a while, Zhao Si burst out laughing. These women were like ants in his eyes. He knocked them down one by one, and a lot of resentment in his chest came out, and his heart was filled with anger.

Knowing that he could no longer stay in this place, he made a few false blows with the wooden stick in his hand and shouted: "Get out of my way! Those who are not afraid of death can come up and let you see how powerful I am! When I am fighting with others on the bayonet, you guys

She is still a young girl!"

Just after they finished shouting, someone from behind the crowd shouted: "Spread out, spread out! The government officials are here, the police are here!"

The crowd dispersed with a roar, and then rushed into a group of public servants wearing soap clothes. They were all tall and thick, some holding water and fire sticks, some holding large blades, and some holding iron chains ready to lock people up.

Zhao Si was stunned when he saw this. This group of ancient cops came faster than the 110. The people eating public food were obviously not comparable to these ordinary people. As soon as they arrived, they got into a formation, with big swords, wooden sticks, and iron chains clanking, and the leader strode forward.

, pointed his finger at Zhao Si and shouted: "You are so bold - what a bold son! How dare you commit murder and robbery in the street! Why don't you quickly tie up your hands and avoid suffering the pain of your flesh and blood!"

As soon as the man from the public gate arrived, Zhao Si was surrounded by people from all directions. He looked around and realized that it would be a fool's errand to rush out unless he had wings. When he looked at those shining blades, he felt furious.

:Fuck your mother, the worst I can do is die again. Last time I was shot to death by a shotgun, this time I was hacked to death by a knife. Anyway, it was a bad death, and this time I died in the hands of a woman! Thinking of this, I suddenly felt sad in my heart.

I have regrets and have been through a lot of weather, but I was impulsive today! The appearance of the gang of government officials is not easy to deal with, not to mention they still hold cold weapons in their hands. Although you can gain some advantages by forcing a breakout, the final outcome will definitely be

It's very desolate. There are so many people here that you don't need to be beaten when they walk by. You can squeeze yourself to death if you squeeze in.

Keeping the green hills, you are not afraid of running out of firewood. Thinking that Zhao Si was a bachelor, he threw away the wooden stick in his hand, put his head in his hands, and shouted: "I surrender! I surrender! Calm down!"

Seeing this, the yamen servants rushed forward and tied Zhao Si into a rice dumpling in a few seconds. The crowd divided a path to make way for the people in the public gate, and the group escorted Zhao Si back to the county government office.
Chapter completed!
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