Ma Ergou is reborn!

On a hot summer afternoon, a heat wave simmered on the ground scorching by the sun. The big trees on the roadside looked dejected, and the cicadas on the tops were roaring. Looking around, there were green scenes everywhere, and hard-working farmers working in the fields. For the harvest of this year, no one felt hot!

At the east end of Jiangdong Village, Niujie Township, unlike the deserted and deserted scene of Zhang Erzhu's house closed, although the door of Zhang Erzhu's house was closed, the house was very lively. The main hall of his house was shrouded in smoke and candlelight shining. Zhang Erzhu knelt in the main hall with sweat on his head, holding a red sign in his hand. Ma Ergou stood behind him, and from time to time he held a piece of cold banana tree and hit Zhang Erzhu's waist, shouting in his hand: "Guanyin sends his son, sends the holy water first!"

Zhang Erzhu and his wife Jinhua have been married for more than five years, but they have not given birth to only one man and half a woman. They can’t find any problems when they go to the hospital for examination. Seeing that other people’s children who have been married for four or five years can make a fuss, and some have second and third children, the couple is very anxious, and they can’t raise their heads in front of the neighbors without children. When someone invites them to the banquet, the couple always feels that people along the way are pointing fingers at them.

The two of them also tried many folk secret recipes in private, but none of them had any effect. There was no way out, so they went to Duan Yanshan, the only ghost-exorcist in the village, to see if they had bumped into some evil ghost.

It was one evening. Zhang Erzhu and Jinhua, who had been working in the field for a whole day, walked into Duan Yanshan's yard with hoes while taking the cold. Duan Yanshan, a young old man in his fifties, was lying naked on the bamboo bed in the yard, holding a broken fan and fanning the wind.

"Uncle Shan!" As soon as Zhang Erzhu entered the yard, he greeted Duan Yanshan politely on the bamboo bed.

Duan Yanshan turned around and looked at the two of them, knowing that the couple was from the east end of Jiangdong Village next door. The two families usually had no friendship, so why did these two people come to their homes?

"Come and smoke a cigarette!" Zhang Erzhu took out a box of cigarettes from his pocket and took out one and handed it to Duan Yanshan lying on the bamboo bed. Duan Yanshan stood up from the bed, and Zhang Erzhu took out a lighter to light it for him. Zhang Erzhu, who had been tired all day, also sat on the bamboo bed and lit a cigarette on his own. His wife Jinhua also called "Uncle Shan", and then saw that there was a short bench in front of the bamboo bed, so he sat on it.

Duan Yanshan saw this situation and guessed the purpose of these two people. Originally, the ghost-exorcist industry was to look at other people's faces and grasp the psychology of others. The more there was nothing, the more mysterious it was. If people didn't believe it, they would have to believe it. If they believed it, they would ask him to expel ghosts. Duan Yanshan spoke with him. As long as others hesitated, Duan Yanshan would tell this person, do you think this is for me? This is for you to eliminate disasters yourself.

It is indeed for others to eliminate disasters, but after each time Duan Yanshan takes the chickens that were not killed home to worship the ancestors. The chicken legs of the chickens that were killed are also brought back to worship the ancestors. As for money, if the wealthy family wants more, the less wealthy family wants less, but they will follow some auspicious numbers. It costs 120 yuan for poor families to do small rituals, and it costs 1,200 yuan for rich families to do large rituals.

"It turns out that it is the second brother of the Zhang family. Why did you have time to come to my thatched hut?" Duan Yanshan deliberately used words to provoke Zhang Erzhu. He knew these things. The more you shirke, the more you would be able to do it, and the more you acted unwillingly, the more people would believe it.

"Isn't this here to ask Uncle Shan to help me!" Zhang Erzhu took a sip of cigarettes and then spit out a string of smoke rings. The day's fatigue and depression had to be released at this time, and he should relax first.

When Duan Yanshan heard Zhang Erzhu say this, he knew that he was not wrong. The fact that these two have been married for five years and have not had children is really a very frustrating thing in the countryside.

"What's the matter?" Duan Yanshan asked Zhang Erzhu to express this anxious emotion in his heart first, and then find his concern to reach his heart.

"It's just my relationship with Jinhua. Look at this old cow, it's a waste of my energy by just eating and not having a baby!" Zhang Erzhu said this and took another breath of cigarette.

"Don't this person go to the hospital to see it? You watch the TV and are there advertisements every day saying what Beijing Xingxing Hospital can treat this!"

"Don't mention those broken hospitals. When they went back to check-ups, they were touched by the doctors. Not only did they feel uncomfortable, they also charged me a lot of money!"

"Oh, yes, I can't afford to go to the hospital now if I don't have two dollars to see a doctor. Look at the doctors wearing clothes that have a few pockets that are so big. The pockets are used to hold money. If the money is not filled with the pockets, the disease will not be cured!"

"***, I feel angry when I think of it! Uncle Shan, can you help us see if you have bumped into something unlucky?" Zhang Erzhu finally explained his purpose, leaned against the head of the bed on the other end of the bamboo bed, lifted up his clothes and exposed his black belly.

"Oh, that's right, Ergou, pour a glass of water for the brother and sister-in-law of the Zhang family." Duan Yanshan shouted into the house. When he was cheating outside, he told others that he would have to have no family to do it. Even if he sacrificed his own sexual blessings, Duan Yanshan would also protect the safety of his neighbors.

"Oh, here we come!" Ma Ergou quickly carried a kettle filled with cold water from home, and came out with two large bowls in the other, handed the two bowls to Zhang Erzhu and Jinhua's hands, and then poured two large bowls of cold water for each person.

"Gudong Gudong~" The two of them drank the cold water in the bowl in one breath. Zhang Erzhu handed the bowl to Ma Ergou first, and then turned around to see Duan Yanshan pinched his fingers and was calculating.

"Ergou, are you here to learn from Uncle Shan?" Jinhua said as she finished drinking water and handed the bowl to Ma Ergou. Ma Ergou, an orphan who grew up eating a hundred families, barely finished a high school with everyone's support. No one would care about him becoming a snake or a dragon anymore.

"Well, sister-in-law, do you still have to drink?" Ma Ergou asked with concern.

"No more drinks, just put them up. We'll pour them down later when we want to drink them." Jinhua said, lifting up her clothes to wipe the sweat on her face and the corners of her mouth.

Ma Ergou was standing, and the moment Jinhua lifted up her clothes, she saw a large area of ​​snow-white skin from Jinhua's neck to chest, and two bulging steamed buns, which were as radiant as the ones just out of the oven, making Ma Ergou's eyes straight.

"Ergou, go and help me get my book!" Duan Yanshan's words interrupted Ma Ergou's infinite imagination. He immediately realized his embarrassment, so he quickly put down the things in his hand and went to the house to get the book.

Duan Yanshan's education level is at the level of fifth and sixth grade, and he barely got rid of his blindness. He could only understand 10% or 20% of the books he had when reading Feng Shui and ghosts. This did not affect his use of some professional words in the book to deceive the uneducated rude men in the countryside.

While looking for books in the room, Ma Ergou was distracted and thinking, could Sister Jinhua's white and tender body with such a white and tender body withstand the bull-like pressure like Zhang Erzhu? Will the water come out of water when he was in high school? When Ma Ergou was in high school, all the classmates in the class were sexually ignorant, but Ma Ergou had no spare money except for eating, and he had no money to pay for it. He could only borrow some plot books from his classmates to read. Every time he saw it, he blushed and his neck was beating carelessly. He had never seen a real scene and could only stop at the stage of fantasy.

Duan Yanshan took the book handed over by Ma Ergou, and symbolically flipped it out, so he began to ask Zhang Erzhu something. Duan Yanshan, the old man must have his own two tricks. When his master was teaching him, he had already shown him all these tricks that didn't take much effort.

There are two rules for these questions. The first point is that it must first limit the object being questioned to a box, which is very vague and large. Then the object being questioned will recall some things. As long as the object being questioned says something similar to the thing in the box, the inquirer will extract it and say that this is where there is a ghost.

The person being questioned firmly believes it, it’s so magical. Why do you know anything I don’t know or care about? This is a very simple truth, it’s a kind of suggestive memory in my heart. Duan Yanshan has been tried and tested!

Ma Ergou has also seen many times how Duan Yanshan is convinced by others and is full of admiration. But at this moment, although he pretended to listen to the conversation between the two, his eyes were looking at Jinhua from time to time.

Although Jinhua is a rural woman, she lives in this adjacent Jiangdong Village, and there is a big river at the door of her house. The woman by the water is very aura, and her skin is also very white and tender. Since she has no children, her figure is still so perfect. The place where it should be protruding and the place where it should be concave. If she dresses up in the market, she will be no different from the beautiful women in the government office. Moreover, when it is hot this day, she goes to work, and she seems to be not wearing a small shirt inside. She can actually see two small bulges on her loose T-shirt!

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