"Hongmei, what are you thinking about?" After lying there for a while, Huzi felt that lying down was not satisfying at all. There was a beautiful woman lying next to him. You asked a man to stay there honestly, unless he was a

Homosexuality, sex, love, or there is something wrong with it.

"Huzi, now you have hugged me, hugged me, and touched you. Shouldn't you let me go? You have taken advantage of me now."

Li Hongmei's face was red. She couldn't accept doing this at home in broad daylight.

"Hongmei, don't worry, I will definitely give you enough money for your mother's medical treatment. You, just let me put you to sleep today." Huzi said, looking sideways at Li Hongmei. Huzi's eyes

Slowly moving from her face towards her neck,

Her skin is white and tender, and her collarbone is also very visible. As she breathes slowly, it moves, and the charming color is continuously released from above. At this time, the fire in Huzi's body is rising.

Slowly rising and burning continuously.

"You're annoying, I won't agree to you. If you are like this, I will be angry and ignore you." Of course, Li Hongmei will not agree to him easily. She knows that girls cannot easily give up on her.

If a man gets it so easily after giving it to someone else for the first time, then he will definitely not cherish it in the future.

Hu Zi had a look of unwillingness. He really wanted to be cruel and just do it forcefully, but he really liked Li Hongmei and respected him, so he had no choice but to start from other places. Meng Sheng

Said: "Hongmei, we are lying here like this without a trace. Do you think this will work? Let me tell you a joke. Zhu Zhu told it to me. It's funny."

Of course Li Hongmei didn't want to hear his jokes now, but she knew that Huzi was a dangerous person at this time. What if he got angry and killed her by force? She could only just let him say it.

: "Okay, then just go ahead and talk."

Hu Zi usually has a carefree personality, but sometimes he is careful. He can still remember some things as long as he thinks about them, so he remembers these jokes very clearly. Now he can tell a lot of jokes with just opening his mouth. He coughed

He made a sound and said: "A staff member from the family planning office went to a mountain village to promote the work and found that every family here

I asked the local people, if every family here has so many children, can they feed it? The local people said: "Because we have frequent power outages here," and the staff asked: "What does this have to do with power outages?

Relationship?" The locals said: "After the power outage, we have nothing to do. If we don't fuck our wives, what else do we have to do."

After talking about this and digesting it, Huzi glanced at Li Hongmei secretly and saw that she had her eyes closed and her breathing was a little rapid. He knew that she was listening to the joke he told, and he felt very happy. As long as he found the direction, he would be close to conquering.

She has come a lot closer to her goal. Sometimes, telling women dirty jokes can have a good effect.

Huzi chuckled and said, "You didn't even laugh, so I'll tell you another one." It was said that a rural woman went to the city to work as a nanny. One day when she was cleaning the owner's room, she saw a used one.

I didn’t know what it was, so I asked him

The owner asked her, you rural people don’t do Emma at home. The rural woman said: “We do it, but not as crazy as you, even the skin fell off.” Seeing that Li Hongmei still closed her eyes and said nothing.

, Huzi was not discouraged and continued.

It is said that a rooster said to a group of hens: "What should you call me?" The hen that was born in the same nest on the same year, month and day as him said: "The baby is his father." The rooster shook his head and said: "No." It was one year younger than it.

The eight-month-old hen said: "The boss.

"The rooster shook his head again. The smallest hen who had been on stage said: "It should be called Chicken Head!" After hearing this, the rooster was so angry that he couldn't even crow. After a while, the rooster jumped onto a basket and crowed loudly.

Said: "You all belong to me, I am the president.

If this doesn’t make you laugh, then I’ll give you another one. It’s said that a blind couple agreed to make love, and the man said: “Play cards.” The woman said: “Start.” The young man next door often hears playing cards and thinks about the blind man.

How to play cards? So I peeped and saw that it was like this. One day, while the blind man was out, the young man sneaked into his house and said to the blind woman.

: "Play cards." The blind woman said: "Let's start." So the two began to make love. The young man was very capable, and at the climax, the blind woman kept praising: "Good cards." At night, the blind man wanted to have sex with his wife again.

While playing cards, the blind woman said, "Didn't you play once during the day?" When the blind man heard this, he became anxious and angry and exclaimed: "No, someone stole the cards!"

Li Hongmei couldn't help it anymore and burst out laughing. She glanced at Huzi with a petulant look and said, "Zhuzi is really not a good guy. He has taught you some bad things. I don't want to hear it anymore. It seems that I am

You really need to take care of him, otherwise you will definitely be led astray by him.

When Li Hongmei starts talking, don't be afraid of being scolded, or even if she ignores you. As long as she starts talking, you will take another step towards success. This is a quote given to Huzi by Zhuzi about picking up girls, although he

He had never touched a woman before, so Huzi hummed and said: "Jokes can adjust the atmosphere, and everyone likes them."

Listen, let me tell you something more exciting. It is said that an old monk went into the mountains and did not know the way. He saw a woman in front of him driving a cow to plow the fields, so he walked over and asked her for directions. The woman saw

He was a monk, so I wanted to play tricks on him and said, "You can tell me if you want me to. I can tell you."

But answer me a question?" The monk asked: "Then just tell me, I will tell you everything I know." The woman said: "I have a couplet here, and no one has corrected the second couplet yet. If you are right, come up and I will tell you.

How to get there?" The monk was full of knowledge, and of course he was not afraid of reading the couplet. He said, "Then please tell me the first couplet."

The woman said: "I have been farming for dozens of summers, and I have never met a monk to talk to him. The big penis is facing up and the small penis is facing down." The woman was making fun of the monk, who had his bald head facing up and the little bird facing down. The old monk

There was no ambiguity, and he immediately answered her: "I have been practicing Buddhism for decades, and I have never seen a woman plowing the fields. The cows are facing behind each other, and the people are facing forward."

Huzi's words became more and more straightforward. Li Hongmei couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to sit up, but was held down by Huzi and couldn't do it. She could only say: "Let me go, you say

They are all crazy horses and tigers, I am really angry."

Huzi smiled and said: "This joke is nothing, so let me tell you the last one. I guarantee you will find it funny."

"If you don't listen, I won't listen. Nothing good can come out of your mouth." Li Hongmei shook her head and said.

"This is the last one. I won't say anything after that." Huzi said.

"Well, you said not to cheat." Li Hongmei had no choice but to say.

Huzi smiled and said: "I promise, it will definitely be the last one. It is said that a man and woman went out to play and had to share a room at night. The woman drew a line on the bed and warned the man: If you pass

If you cross this line, you are a beast! The next morning, when the woman found out that the man really failed to cross the line, she immediately slapped the man and said: I didn't expect you to be worse than a beast!"

After telling the joke, Huzi's hands began to explore Li Hongmei's body, slowly increasing the area, and finally touched her lower body with one hand.

"Um...no...can't...don't..." Li Hongmei resisted with all her strength, breathing heavily, "Huzi...don't...don't do this..."

Huzi said in a very domineering tone: "Hongmei, do you understand the meaning of this joke? I don't want you to say that I am worse than a beast. You are my woman, my..." After that, he breathed

Li Hongmei's mouth was blocked, and she could only whine and resist.

Li Hongmei feels very aggrieved now. She really has never thought about it in her heart. Why does it mean something else when she comes to your place, "No... don't... don't touch her anywhere..."
Chapter completed!