"Brothers and sisters, how come you're so beautiful after three drinks? You're not very strong in combat. Xiaojun, why are you lowering your head and not talking? You can't compare with the ladies. You have to drink two more drinks today. [ ]" Wang Ping

After eating a few mouthfuls of food, he looked around the crowd and said, "Today, we will also change the old rules in our hometown. We will no longer express each other individually and play a baton game. Sister Zhang started to send the baton, and Song Zhihui was responsible for calling stop. When she heard,"

Stop 'The one who doesn't pass the stick is the loser, and either drinks or tells a joke that can make everyone laugh. Those who can't make everyone laugh will be punished with a drink, and those who are particularly funny will be rewarded with a drink. Then take the loser as the starting point, and so on."

.Wang Ping’s proposal was approved by everyone.

The passing baton was a prop made of a chopstick. She waved it twice in Zhang Yuanyuan's hand. She was eager to try it. Song Zhihui shouted "start" and it quickly spread among everyone. The first one who didn't pass the baton in his hand was Zhao Tianli, saying

He made a witticism, "Without belly friction, there is no spark of love." It made several ladies giggle.

The stick was then passed down, and within three rounds, it fell into the hands of Xiaojun. Xiaojun suddenly became nervous, with a look of shock on his face, and he cheered up, "It's me, everyone, I really can't do it, I don't have any jokes, and I don't know."

Whatever you say is good, just say it casually, and everyone will just listen to it."

"Cough, cough, cough" Xiao Jun calmed down, coughed several times, and cleared his throat, "A country man went to the men's department of the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor asked, 'What's wrong with you?', 'Doctor, my balls hurt.

', 'Oh, don't be too vulgar, be more elegant, and use professional terms. Let me tell you, you don't call it a pain in the balls, but a pain in the xx (finished).' When the man heard this, he became anxious and said, 'No, I still

It hurts if you don’t do it’”.

"Okay, okay, okay, a glass of wine, drink it soon." Everyone said in unison.

Xiaojun was the kind of person who drank alcohol and got his face hurt. He was a little ashamed and felt that his face was feverish. He couldn't resist everyone's persuasion, so he had to pick up the glass and drink. Later, Xiaojun got hit a few more times because he didn't have a Coca-Cola joke.

, had no choice but to drink. One after another, strange jokes made the atmosphere extremely lively, and everyone was in excitement. Xiajun drank a little too much wine, and when he took the stick in his hand, he didn't react for a while.

He actually held it in his hand and stopped passing it on.

"Xiaojun, it's your turn again. Give everyone a try and surpass those in front." Everyone had already noticed that Xiaojun was a little shy and deliberately used words to provoke him. He seemed to be refusing to give up until he spoke. Xiaojun felt deeply.

Helpless, there was no way to hide. What were you talking about? When I looked up, I saw Song Zhihui whispering in Zhang Yuanyuan's ear. Zhang Yuanyuan lowered her head and listened with a smile. She kept nodding her head, looking very intimate. Suddenly her eyes lit up. Here she comes.

Inspiration. Anyway, I’m drunk, so I might as well be trendy, let go a little, and have fun, “I can’t do it anymore, let me make some indecent wisecracks. It’s hard to have sex, it’s hard to have a baby, and the child won’t be born, and the net profit is x

pain."

Zhao Tianli just took a sip of water, and before he could swallow it, when he heard this, he almost spit it out. He tilted his body and leaned on Ma Qiuling's shoulder. Zhang Yuanyuan and Song Zhihui hugged each other excitedly and laughed for a long time.

Others were leaning forward and backward, in various states. Xiaojun didn't know if what he said was a bit too much, or if others were making fun of his ignorance. When he saw everyone laughing, he also joined in. Who knew that with a smile and a boost of energy, the contents of his stomach surged strongly, and...

The waves rolled upwards and went straight to the throat. He turned around and ran to the bathroom outside. He bumped into the door with his head, and with a "Wow" sound, all the food he ate sprayed on the door, flowing straight down, and the smell was overwhelming.

Everyone was shocked. A lively gathering was disrupted by Xiaojun's sudden move, so they had to call it a day.

As for how he got back to the dormitory, Xiaojun had no idea. He slept until ten o'clock the next morning, then slowly woke up. His head was still a little groggy, and his limbs were sore and swollen. He went to the cafeteria to eat a bowl of beef braised noodles.

After another nap, I went to the cafeteria No. 1 of the college to attend the opening ceremony.

The dining room has changed from the monotony of the past. It is surrounded by colorful flags. The rostrum is very grand and warm. There are two large black speakers at the corners on both sides of the stage, playing the entrance music non-stop. The students are professional

The seats were divided into zones, and the seats were arranged in class units, with obvious signboards. All the students in Clinical Class 6 were in the third row in front of the venue, and Xiaojun and a few roommates sat in the middle.

At 2:30 in the afternoon, the opening ceremony was underway on time. The first person to take the stage was the President of the Student Union, who delivered a welcome speech to the freshmen on behalf of all the seniors, and then the freshmen representatives spoke. Finally, Principal Bai Fuya made a passionate speech. Principal Bai

He is fifty-six or seventeen years old. He wears a pair of gold-rimmed white myopia glasses. His sparse hair is combed brightly. He has the temperament and demeanor of a scholar and professor. He looks very energetic and speaks with a loud voice.

, very loud and very touching.

"Dear new students of grade 94, with the delicate clouds and the fragrant osmanthus, in this golden autumn season of fruitful and fragrant fruits, you are very excited, with the entrustment of your hometown elders, and with infinite longing, you step into

A campus full of flowers is about to start a new journey of life. Your arrival is like a gentle breeze, making the beautiful campus more beautiful, fresh and pleasant. All the teachers and students of the college are looking forward to your arrival. We express our sincerity

I wish you all the best and welcome you from the bottom of my heart!" The audience suddenly burst into applause like bursting beans.

After the applause, the principal was about to continue speaking. For unknown reasons, there was a sudden power outage and the microphone stopped ringing. The silence was suddenly broken in the venue. The audience was agitated and whistled occasionally. Grade director Jia Mingsheng and counselor Qiao Yulin were worried about the appearance of their department and class.

The unusual situation did not have a good impact in front of the leaders. He whispered to the students: "There is a fault in the line and it will be restored soon. Everyone should keep quiet, don't make small moves, and establish a good image."

After about ten minutes, the call finally came, and the venue immediately returned to calm. Principal Bai tapped the microphone twice with his hand and said, "I'm sorry to keep you all waiting. The workers on campus just repaired the road and fixed the lines."

It broke, but it has been repaired. It was just a small episode, a little accident, and the meeting went on."

Principal Bai briefly introduced the basic situation, historical evolution, key disciplines and development direction of the college in highly summarized language, and then said: "When you step into this beautiful campus, you become a member of our big family.

In this big family, it is full of true feelings, full of friendship, and full of the pursuit of all good things. In this big family, you will cultivate your sentiments, develop your talents, and enrich your life in this beautiful campus environment.

knowledge, climb the peak of science, and realize your dreams.”

In the past few days, Xiaojun has been a bit acclimatized. He has not yet adapted to the tea and food here. He also has the after-effects of the wine last night. His lunch was a bit wrong and his stomach has been uncomfortable. There are many people in the venue and it is a bit stuffy, so he can barely hold on.

But he couldn't bear it for long, so he had to sneak out from the front, go to the bathroom and stretch for a while. After feeling much better, he hurried into the venue. He walked lightly and quickly, only looking forward.

, not paying attention to his feet, he hung up the audio wire on the ground in the corner under the rostrum with one foot, and fell to the ground himself.

Just when the principal said: "The way of a university lies in being virtuous, being close to the people, and striving for perfection. A university is a palace that explores academic truths, promotes the humanistic spirit, and imparts human ethics and social ideals. The emphasis is on cultivating the humanistic spirit.

To maintain the character of perfection and gratitude, we must strengthen moral cultivation, study diligently, observe discipline, and improve ourselves." Before the word "ge" was uttered, the sound suddenly stopped.

The staff on the side quickly stepped forward, pulled Xiaojun up, quickly connected the wires, and restored the sound amplification.

The principal was getting excited about the key point when something unexpected happened. His face suddenly darkened with displeasure, and he gave Xiao Jun a hard look, which frightened him so much. Everyone immediately turned their attention to Xiao Jun.

The scene was very quiet and embarrassing for a while. A small amount of sweat oozed out from the principal's forehead. He paused for a moment, wiped it with a towel, took a sip of water, and said: "The staff did not do their job well. We should pay attention to similar situations in the future."

Don't show up again."

After a pause, the principal said: "Students, university is a place to let your dreams fly, a place to study and study, and a palace for adults to become talents. After we enter university, we must not sit back and relax, slack off at all, let alone waste our lives.

Welcome the light with struggle, treat life with a smile, discover and feel your life from the ordinary or even ordinary life, dedicate your intelligence and wisdom, bloom your brilliance, make the building of Pingyi more stable, and let the music of Pingyi

Be more majestic and make the future of Pingyi Medical even better. Finally, I wish the students a happy life and success in their studies!"

Xiaojun wanted to return to his seat quietly without attracting anyone's attention. Unexpectedly, he suddenly made a big fuss and got into a big trouble. He quietly returned to his seat, lowered his head, uneasy and very ashamed.

, like eating twenty-five mice - scratching my heart, my heart is pounding, up and down, my whole body is cold and numb, I hate myself for being so worthless, so careless, I have just arrived at school, and I have made a fool of myself in public.

, although the principal did not criticize him directly, he was obviously unhappy and worried about how the school would deal with him. He did not listen to a word of what the principal said.

The opening ceremony was finally over. Everyone clapped and stood up. Xiaojun felt a little better and was about to leave. The counselor Qiao Yulin had a deep look on her face and called him out very seriously, "This classmate, don't leave yet.
Chapter completed!