【1063】Maid
Lin Xu looked at her extremely innocent little face, which was so pure that it was outrageous. He frowned and explained patiently: "Maid, he is the one who is responsible for washing dishes, wiping the floor, washing clothes, cooking, cooking, do you understand?"
She nodded: "I understand."
He smiled: "Well, do you want to come down and take a walk to see if you are dizzy. If you are not dizzy, you can start working now."
She nodded, Lin Xu helped her lift the quilt. She looked at her small leather shoes under the bed and said, "I can't wear them!"
Lin Xu raised his eyebrows, squatted down, and put on her shoes.
She jumped out of bed and walked back and forth several steps around the head of the bed.
Lin Xu said: "Damn it?"
She shook her head: "No dizziness."
Lin Xu smiled: "Then you can start working."
She nodded, but said, "I want to pee."
Her faint eyebrows frowned slightly, and she pinched her chubby fist and looked at Lin Xu with her eyes.
Lin Xu pointed to the side: "There is the bathroom there."
But she looked at him motionlessly and reached out to him with a hand: "You go with me, I will be scared."
From the time she got up to now, there was no unnecessary expression on Xiao Tianxing's face. She always looked innocent and a little dull. She reached out to make a request to others, which made people unable to bear to refuse.
Lin Xu looked at her for a while and heard her say, "I'm going to wet my pants!"
He quickly strode over, picked up her little body, pierced her head into the toilet, and placed her in front of the toilet.
She twisted her chubby waist, exposed her snow-white calves, sat on her butt, raised her head, and looked at him in surprise: "I can't pee."
Lin Xu frowned: "Are you playing tricks on me?"
Who said he wanted to wet his pants just now? Why can’t he urinate when sitting on the toilet now?
She sighed in annoyance: "Can you chant shush?"
In the air, there seemed to be something that someone tried to endure.
Lin Xu twitched: "Do you love to pee or not!"
Turning around, he went out.
I sat at the desk and waited for a while, but the girl didn't come out.
He frowned and walked in again. When he opened the door, he pinched his nose. I wonder if she was in a big size.
Unexpectedly, when she saw him come back, her first sentence was: "Have you come and read me to swear?"
Lin Xu looked at her speechlessly: "You haven't peed yet?"
"If you don't chant, I won't pee!"
"You won't read it yourself?"
She shook her head: "No!"
Lin Xu had no choice but to turn his head away, his tight eyebrows were full of impatient writing, but he still pouted and hummed softly: "Shh~Sh~"
After a while, with his gentle chanting, the air was mixed with a cheerful sound of water flowing, drizzling like a stream in a mountain stream, free and unrestrained.
She really held back a lot of peeing. After peeing for a while, she took the paper on one side, wiped her butt by herself, jumped down, twisted her little butt as if no one was around, and put her pants into her.
She walked over and looked up at him: "Okay."
Lin Xu said expressionlessly: "Wipe all the floors at home! Don't wipe them clean, you are not allowed to have dinner!"
She stood there motionlessly, looking at him with entanglement.
He sank his face: "Why don't you go?"
"But," she pouted: "I haven't eaten lunch yet!"
Lin Xu raised his eyebrows: "It's afternoon now, lunch time has passed. You can only have dinner if you wipe the floor clean."
She pouted and said dissatisfiedly: "It's just that lunch time has passed and I haven't had lunch yet, so how can I have the strength to wipe the floor?"
Lin Xu glanced at her deeply: "It's really troublesome!"
He turned around and walked out, took out the frozen dumplings from the refrigerator in the living room. She followed her out and frowned: "I won't eat this!"
"You still choose?"
"I want to eat fresh vegetables! Fruit! Meat! Fresh!"
"You are a maid, not a princess. You can eat whatever you want, and there is no room for maneuver!"
Lin Xu was a little impatient, he looked at her a little cruelly, trying to scare her.
But the little man in front of him asked very seriously: "If I clean the floor, will I eat this at night?"
He raised his eyebrows in surprise, not understanding why she was asking this: "Yes, maids can't be picky about food."
He looked serious, like a kindergarten teacher who taught his students not to be picky about food.
Xiao Tianxing sighed, lowered his little head in annoyance, turned around and mumbled: "Forget it! You can wipe the floor yourself! If I get such a dinner after wiping the floor, I would rather starve to death!"
After saying that, she entered the room without any sorrow.
Lin Xu's tall figure stood at the kitchen door in total shock. He held the frozen dumplings in his hand and looked at it. Suddenly, he felt that bringing this little girl back was just to cause trouble for himself!
Because it was a new apartment and Lin Xu moved here for the first time, there was no nanny in the apartment.
The one he ate for lunch was also the quick-frozen dumplings bought from the supermarket.
Frowning, he put the dumplings back into the refrigerator, walked back to the room, and saw that the small figure lay on the bed again, wrapped in a quilt and closed his eyes.
He walked over impatiently, raised his foot and kicked the bedside: "Do you eat it?"
She lay on her side and gave him a blank look: "I'm not a pig!"
He held his temple: "What do you mean?"
She sat up and looked at him angrily: "I am a human, not a pig! Only pigs will send them all into their mouths no matter what they are! I am a human, of course I have to eat delicious food, otherwise, what is the difference between me and pigs?"
Lin Xu twitched: "Then what do you want to eat?"
She looked at him with contempt: "I have such a bad memory!"
After saying that, she fell back and fell asleep again.
Lin Xu suddenly remembered that she had said outside that she wanted to eat fresh food. So he kicked the bedside again and said, "You are a maid now. Do you understand your identity?"
She closed her eyes and said quietly: "Maids are also humans! They also want to eat fresh foods that humans eat!"
Half an hour later.
Xiao Tianxing sat happily at the dining table, eating all kinds of takeaways that Lin Xu called.
The oily mouth was stirred with satisfaction, and the oily little claws kept grabbing Lin Xu's shirt: "It's really delicious!"
"Take your paws away!" Lin Xu looked at the stains on his arm that were scratched by her with anger, his face so gloomy and inconsistent.
Xiao Tianxing smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'll wash it for you!"
He glared at her: "Remember to wash the dishes!"
After eating, Lin Xu went back to the room.
Xiao Tianxing patted his stomach contentedly and took the plate to the kitchen to prepare for cleaning, but before taking two steps, there were too many plates and could not hold them. When his hand slipped, it was all broken on the ground.
Chapter completed!