The first section of the poor paparazzi

The first section of the poor paparazzi

Chen Xiangben is a photography enthusiast. After graduating from college, he worked as a freelance writer. To put it bluntly, he is a professional paparazzi.

(The story of this book is purely fiction, please do not imitate it)

Although Chen Xiang is only twenty-one years old, in the entertainment industry, Chen Xiang's reputation is notorious. When many celebrities mention the word "Chen Xiang", they want to cut him into pieces and burn him to ashes, and then pull two shits from it on it, and hate him so much.

Perhaps even God couldn't stand it anymore, and the laws of heaven were clear and evil were retribution, which finally made Chen Xiang revenge.

One day, Chen Xiang followed a well-known director to the beautiful Yandang Mountain. In order to choose an excellent shooting angle, he could shoot the famous director's movement of stretching into a scene where he wanted to hug a female agent. As a result, Chen Xiang fell down a cliff when he missed.

Who knew that the time and space were temporarily disordered, and Chen Xiang traveled to an era that was unrecorded in history. This dynasty was called Dafeng. According to what Chen Xiang learned later, this era was equivalent to the Ming Dynasty in the "previous life". It was spoken in Chinese, used Chinese characters, and even the characters of some officials' offices were similar.

According to the plot in the novel, after time travel, it is either reborn as a baby or occupying someone's soul. But Chen Da paparazzi is different. He fell from the sky naked. When he landed on the ground, he happened to kill a pig. As a result, the pig died, but he survived. My mother, this pig is simply his reborn parents.

However, Chen Xiang fell from the sky and killed a fat pig, and the man fell into a coma. Such a strange thing alarmed the county master and immediately ordered people to take the pig and people into the county government.

Chen Xiang was unconscious for three days before he woke up. After waking up, he was full of "nonsense". Not only did he not say his name, he also threatened to "complaint" him. The angry county master waved his hand and slapped the twenty-plate boards, and gave him a name~~'Pig from the sky'. If the county master hadn't even been lazy to gain a reputation in order to occupy the pig.

Pa~! The county magistrate slapped the auspicious tree, "Pigs come from the sky, I ask you, why did you come to the jurisdiction of this dictator and why did you kill the fat pigs in the farmhouse?"

"Pig, who are you from? Who is the director? I'm paralyzed, I must kill you. Do you know who I am? Believe it or not, I will slander you in a photo."

For two days, the "pig man" who fell from the sky finally said a complete human words. However, it scared the yamen runners on both sides to shivering, and dared to point at the county magistrate and scold his mother.

"Bold! Give me a slap!"

The county magistrate gave the order, and the yamen runners on both sides rushed up and beat him up. Chen Da paparazzi cried and cried. What he wanted to see most now was the police, even if there were two urban management officers.

In this way, Chen Da paparazzi was "defeated" and not only recognized the name "Pig from Heaven", but also admitted the charges. In anger, the county master sold it to a brothel in Zhongdu Mansion, which was famous for selling himself to return the pig.

Not only are there blue-robed red cards in the brothel, but there are many Xiang Gu, who, to put it bluntly, are ducks. The brothel Feng Ma wanted to train the Zhu Daqi Ren to be Xiang Gu several times, but his appearance was not good, and his eyes were dripping like a thief. From then on, another identity came from the sky, the turtle slave in the brothel.

As the saying goes, when a person leaves, he is lucky and fat, and when he loses luck, he can even make a bird's face look shit when he is in the sun. Chen Da paparazzi escaped several times, but was caught by the evil servants in the brothel and tortured.

At this point, Chen Da paparazzi realized how terrible it was to see the evil servants in brothels in ancient times. Compared with them, the underworld in the previous life was simply ~Life~Lei~Feng!

For two months, Chen Da paparazzi, who was in his previous life, has been working hard every day, making him look like he is competing for the number one model worker in the turtle slave world. He smiles three points whenever he meets everyone and bows five meters away.

In order to get along with the sisters in the building, Zhu Daqiren also wrote a song for her (them), praising this fearless spirit of willingness to dedicate her youth.

"The chrysanthemums are stooped~ your butt is hurt~ Your smile has turned yellow~" Zhu Daqiren sang affectionately and resentfully, and the sisters in the building burst into tears, and they had the desire to pay for him.

Once this song was released, it was immediately widely circulated and became a song in the brothel world. The great pig man was also named "Chrysanthemum Pig" by the enthusiastic people, and regarded as a model in the brothel and a strange flower in the turtle slave world.

Since then, Pigs have become famous and admired by others, and there is a situation where "it is in vain to be a chrysanthemum and pigs that are not recognized by others, and it is in vain to be involved in brothels."

Pigs were working diligently, and the madam Feng Ma gradually relaxed her vigilance towards him. But in her heart, Pig Daqi still firmly believed in her beliefs and always thought about how to escape.

"The sky is coming, there are many customers today. Go and send some food to the Xuanzi room in the backyard. Be careful, that girl is very wild and has not been tamed yet." Feng Ma's face was full of flesh, and she exuded the majesty of a big nanny in the brothel world.

When Zhu Daqiren heard the room with the font size of "Xuan", he was delighted and the opportunity to escape finally came.

The Xuan-font room is set up in the backyard, where the girls detained there are either just bought or secretly snatched people. Ordinary newcomers will first throw them at the Xuan-font and hungry for two days, and then send them to the Di-font and suffer inhuman torture.

After observing the Pig Sky several times, I found that the best escape route was the backyard porch. I ran on two legs a few times, and no matter how far I ran, I would be easily caught up with. As long as I had a horse, he felt that he would succeed.

Zhu Tianjie brought a small bowl of rice porridge to the backyard. He said it was the "Xuan" font, but it was actually a wood-room.

When the two evil servants saw the model worker turtle slave coming to deliver food, their eyes were filled with contempt. After two or three months of psychological and physical training, the pig Daqi man had already reached the upper level of not being ashamed but proud, and nodded and walked in with a smile.

A woman was tied to the haystack in the woodshed. The woman had willow eyebrows, apricots, red lips and white teeth, and her big eyes with a slightly terrified eyes, which made people intoxicated by purity.

Zhu Tianjian couldn't help but feel a little regretful. He looked only fifteen or sixteen years old, especially his eyes were filled with a hint of resentment, which had a unique taste.

"I said to girls, people are iron rice and steel, come on! Today I will feed you." Zhu Tianjiang kindly dug a spoonful of porridge and wanted to deliver it to the woman's mouth.

"Get out! As long as I let go of this girl, I will not leave the armor I killed here. If you weren't using the despicable incense, don't try to touch a finger of this girl." The girl's eyes showed murderous aura and looked at the pig falling from the sky coldly.

Zhu Tianjiang looked outside carefully, "Shhh~ Sigh down. I said, girl, where is your family? I can send a message for you and let your family redeem you with silver." Zhu Daqi was moved to his compassion.

"Bah! I'm not a brothel woman, why should I use money to redeem people?"

"Grandma, please speak quietly, I'm really helping you. To be honest, like you, I was sold here for no reason." Zhu Tianjiang was so scared that he wanted to cover the little girl's mouth.

"A genius believes you, as long as I go out, I will not let you go. I want to tell my father and kill you all." The little girl glared in her eyes angrily.

Zhu Tianjiang smiled bitterly, stretched out his hand to untie the belt, revealing his half-pulled butt. The scars on the rattan whipped on it were vivid and particularly conspicuous.

"You~What are you doing, you're dirty!" The girl quickly turned her face away in shame.

"Look at the scars on my body, we are all suffering people. Girl, I don't want to see you being humiliated at such a young age. Feng Epoch will definitely sell you to a high price. While she hasn't asked someone to tame you yet, find someone to redeem you." Zhu Tianjian said kindly.

"You~If you really want to help me, then go and report to the official. I was enchanted in a black store and tied up here." The little girl seemed to have a little expectation in her eyes.

"My mother, here the prefecture and county governments are divided into the brothels, and they are in the same group. Last time I ran away, I went to the government office, but I was still caught and beaten. I said, "Girl, it's useless." Zhu Tianzhai shook his head and sighed.

"My home is too far away from this, and it will take more than a month to go back and forth. Otherwise, you can let me go. I have practiced kung fu and can escape by myself." The little girl begged to look at the pig falling from the sky.

"What are you thinking? If you run away, I will die. The thief Feng has long wanted to find someone to scoundrel my chrysanthemums. Is it easy for me to be pure in the mud for so long?" Zhu Tianjiang rolled his eyes in dissatisfaction.

"What is ~ chrysanthemum?" The little girl looked at the pig falling from the sky innocently.

"That's it between men and men, you don't understand after saying it, so you'd better eat something first." Zhu Tianjiang picked up the bowl helplessly. He didn't want to run away with a burden.

"Brother~ Please, please let me go, can I take you away?" The little girl looked at the pig falling from the sky with tears in her eyes.

"You take me away? Cut! I'll run away later, you don't need to take me."

"If you don't save me, I can only use death to protect my innocence." The little girl's eyes showed a tough look.

Zhu Tianjiang looked at the innocent girl in front of him, and felt a little regretful.

"Grandma, at worst, I'll be caught and become a duck. Little girl, I'll ask you, are you rich in your family?" Zhu Tianjiang saw this girl's beautiful faces and eyes, unlike the average poor child. When I came to this world, I had to get some money first.

The little girl looked at the pig falling from the sky, thought for a while, and nodded silently.

"Okay, I will save you and be responsible for sending you home. However, you must give me ~ one hundred taels of silver when you get home." Zhu Tianjiang didn't know that this little girl's family background was prominent, and her thoughts of "good" changed his destiny in this life.

"Okay, I will definitely give it to you." The little girl heard that it was only 100 taels and quickly agreed.

The hero of Pig Daqi's heart saved the beauty together, and ignored everything and untied the ropes on the girl's hands and feet. The two of them discussed briefly, Pig Tianxia came to the door and walked out as if nothing had happened.

"Two elder brothers, Sister Hong from Tianzi, said she wanted Zhang Tou to buy a box of rouge for her, and gave her three coins of silver, and the rest was a reward. I think this money cannot be made by Lao Zhang alone. I can't go out. I wonder who you two would like to go?" Zhu Tianzhang reluctantly took out the three coins he had just stolen the day before yesterday.

When the two guards heard this, they found that this was a good thing, and they could make more than half of it. This kid was quite sensible and did not give up such a beautiful woman to Old Man Zhang.

"Chrysanthemum Pig, you'll do this right. In the future, my brothers will protect you in this yard." One of the guys smiled and took the money.

"Thank you two. If you have any good things in the future, I will still think of your brothers." Zhu Tianjiang nodded and said.

Watching a guy walk towards the front yard happily, Zhu Tianxiao hooked at the other one, "Brother, come and show you something good."

"Good thing? What?" The remaining guards followed Zhu Tian to the woodshed in confusion.

The guard guard saw the rope on the ground and was so scared that he grabbed the pig from the sky.

"Ah~ Where is the person?" This was the girl Feng's mother asked her to take care of her. I heard that she spent a lot of money to buy her for the black store.

On the beam of the room, the girl jumped down and slammed the blue bricks in her hand on the head of the guard. The guard fainted without even making a scream.

"Little girl, your hands and feet are really flexible, follow me quickly." Zhu Tianjian praised sincerely.

When he arrived at the door, Zhu Daqi was about to walk out when he heard a "punch" sound. The little girl actually pulled out the knife from the ward guard and stabbed it with one knife.

"My mother~ you~ you killed someone~?" Zhu Tianjiang was so scared that his legs and feet were weak, and he almost sat on the ground.

"You're so kind of person who dies. Go away!"

The little girl said, and two people ran out of the woodshed after pulling a pig.

"I said, "My girl, murder is a serious crime. This time I will be killed by you. Don't go to the front door, follow me to the back door, there is a horse corridor there." Zhu Tianjiang complained while taking the initiative and pulling the little girl to run back.

"Listen, there is a fool in the corridor who is very strong. This time you come forward to lure him, I will put him down." Zhu Tianjie whispered.

This escape plan was a way to escape that Zhu Tianjiang had been observing for a long time. However, the most important thing was to put down the guards in the horse corridor. This guard was not good at women, but liked men. Zhu Tianjiang wanted to sell his lust for freedom several times, but he endured it at the last moment. He was afraid that after he betrayed his lust, the two fools would get him off as soon as they became addicted to him.

A guy sitting in the parquet looked like an iron tower, drinking wine there. Suddenly, a figure flashed at the end of the parquet and a girl appeared.

"You~Who are you?" The big man looked at the girl with drunken eyes. Before he could stand firm, he heard a "pop" in the back of his head, and a big blue brick hit the back of his head.

Zhu Tianjiang looked at the big man excitedly, waiting for him to snatch the horse. Who would have thought that this guy smashed a big bag on the back of his head, watching Zhu Tianjiang as if nothing had happened.

"Baoba, do you dare to smash me?" The big man grabbed Zhu Tian's collar with a snap.

"No~No~Brother, listen to me~I love you~Don't beat you!" Zhu Daqi was so depressed that he had hung his heart. He was afraid that he would kill someone if he had to force himself, so his strength was a little lighter. Now that I'm done, the two fools must not kill him.

At this moment, with a "punch", a sharp knife penetrated from the back of the man.

"My mother, why are you killing another one? I'm paralyzed? If Ma Feng catches me back this time, I'm afraid it's not like a duck to sell it, but it's like a duck to cook it."

Pig looked at the man who fell to the ground in horror. From his previous life to his current life, he saw a murderer for the first time today. No matter what era he was in, murder was always a serious crime and could not be washed away by himself.

"They are there~Don't let them run away~!"

Just when the pigs fell into the sky, a shouting outside the corridor, the yard guards of the brothel chased after them with knives. The one running in the front was the guy who bought rouge just now. Before he even arrived at the front yard, he met Sister Hong, who was the size of the sky, and it was revealed in a simple way.

The girl had already led out a red horse. When she saw someone chasing her, she jumped to the horse's back. She slapped the knife's face and said a long sound.

"Don't leave me behind~ Girl~ We don't bring this one~ Help~!"

Zhu Daqi was almost mad and tried his best to rescue this girl, leaving him behind at the critical moment.
Chapter completed!