Chapter 291: Ask Master for Help
For me, who is a guy who is a gusted and dizzy head, this kind of train and car is a journey of two or three days, which is not ordinary hardship.
Although I have been using the method taught by my master to detoxify along the way, I still got motion sickness unscrupulously. Not only did I faint from the car, but I even started to faint from the train. I walked all the way and vomited all the way.
Because I had to vomit anyway, I didn’t change my clothes all the way, and my whole body was sour and stinky. So along the way, no matter who was sitting next to me, I turned my head to the other side. It can be seen that my brother, who was sour and stinky, was so unpopular!
I will no longer talk about the embarrassing things on the road that made me feel very shameful. In short, after three days and three nights of bumpyness, I finally arrived at Taiyi Mountain.
I have been to the place where the master lived. Therefore, I went directly to the thatched hut on the hillside where my master was, and prepared to wait for the master to come back.
When I arrived, the door of the thatched hut was open, but my master was not inside. From this point of view, my master was not used to closing the door when going out.
There is a reason why the master did not close the door when he went out. After all, in his thatched hut, there was nothing else except a rotten table, a rotten bed, and a few rotten stools. To describe it as a bare wall, it was completely worthy.
Because this is my master's residence, I have nothing to be polite. Although my master is not here, I still walked into the house with a swagger.
As soon as I walked into the house, I saw that there were some legs missing, and a rotten table with a big stone stuffed underneath was placed on a bowl with unwashed and several small mouthfuls missing.
There were some rice grains on the bowl. Judging from the freshness of the rice grains, it should have not been overnight. It is past ten o'clock in the morning, which means that at least the master came back to have a meal last night. It seems that I am lucky. My master did not run out and was still on this Taiyi Mountain.
However, in that bowl, I didn't see any oil or meat, and there were no other bowls on the table. According to my guess, my master might have only eaten one bowl of white rice.
A master like my master, I don’t even have to eat meat, and I still live in such a broken thatched house and use this broken bowl. When I think of this, I feel a little sad.
I know that no one in this world is unwilling to enjoy. The reason why the master lives so peacefully is not because he is incompetent, but because he is a master like him who disdains to accept money and do things for others. Moreover, even if others give him money, he is unwilling to ask for it. Therefore, although the master has all his skills, he is so poor that he is very poor.
When I thought of this, I immediately made a decision. I had to go to the town below the mountain to buy some things and arrange the master's family for him. For example, I had to buy bed sheets, quilt covers, pots and pans, etc., and I had to buy food.
The little lazy cat is very clear about my current physical condition, so as soon as I asked to go down the mountain to buy things for my master, the little lazy cat immediately fell down and asked me to ride it down.
Along the way, I was thinking that if a top master like Master is really powerful, it is indeed powerful. However, there is one thing that people as powerful as them are not good, that is, it is really inconvenient to accept other people's money.
After all, a master as powerful as a master, will become an immortal. In other words, at least it is about the same level as a saint. If you say a saint accepts other people’s money, what will it mean?
So, through Master, I still feel that my little brother Fei is not a person who can achieve success. Because I, Brother Fei, will not live such a hard life to become an immortal! Who doesn’t like this kind of delicious and spicy food? As for the things that subdue demons and eliminate demons, I will take action when I encounter them. If I can’t beat them, I will look for Master. If my master can’t beat them, I will come to Master.
In short, there are already top masters like masters in this world, so there is no need for me to join in.
Thinking of this, I figured out why my master never told me about my master's affairs. It was not until that time that he had no choice but to come to see me. The master was unwilling to mention Master because he was like me, and he was a man in the world. It was impossible for him to live a hard life like Master in order to become an immortal. Perhaps it was because Master felt that he had no face to see Master.
At this time, I was wondering whether the master accepted me as his disciple because I had a very similar personality to him and was destined to be an immortal. That's why he had a similar stinky taste and chose an apprentice like me!
Thinking of this, I have already purchased all the things I have prepared to purchase this time. I mainly bought the food, after all, it will be noon soon! As for tables, benches, sheets and quilts, etc., I decided to buy them after lunch.
After buying these things, I rode the little lazy cat and started walking back.
When I returned to the thatched hut, although it was almost twelve o'clock, my master had not come back yet. I had a premonition that my master must know that I was here, so he would definitely come back at noon.
You know, even my master can calculate and calculate some things. As for master, he is far more powerful than master. Therefore, I believe he must have calculated that I will come.
No matter what, since I am here, as the disciple of the master, I have to make him a delicious meal. After all, when the master came to ask him for business, he also made a big meal to bribe him.
From that time, I had already seen that Master Master was a foodie. However, he was very lazy and never made food for himself. It was also possible that Master Master was too busy and was busy practicing Taoism and becoming an immortal, and had no time to make food.
To be honest, I still know a little bit of what I cook. However, my skills are far inferior to those of my master. However, at least I can guarantee that I can cook the rice. Moreover, the dishes I cook are definitely not difficult to swallow, at least they are higher than the level of the chefs in our school cafeteria.
Because it was almost noon, I made a little bit of the ingredients I bought. I fryed a little of the cooked meat, a portion of green pepper shredded pork, a plate of peanuts, a clear water radish soup, and a stir-fried pea tip.
Although the dishes I cooked are incomparable to the big meal my master made last time, they are at least four dishes and one soup! Moreover, what I cook is authentic Sichuan cuisine!
As soon as I finished the meal, my master appeared. My master still looked like a beggar. When he saw me, he burst into laughter.
"Even if I have a big meal today, I thought it was the guy in Zhushan who came. It turned out that it was your boy who came." As he said that, the master sat down at the table.
Before I could hand over the chopsticks to the master, the master grabbed a handful of the pot of meat with his dirty hands and stuffed it directly into his mouth.
"Delicious! Delicious!"
The master said, and used his other hand to grab the green pepper shredded pork.
Master’s appearance of being hungry and doing evil things is completely reincarnated by a starving ghost! I hurriedly handed the chopsticks to Master and said to him: “Master, use chopsticks.”
Unexpectedly, the master actually pushed my hand away, did not take the chopsticks in my hand, and said, "In your Chongqing dialect, it is not clean, and you will not get any problems after eating it. Come on, you will do it too!"
As the master said, he grabbed a piece of the pot of meat with his hands and then put it into my mouth.
Although I felt a little disgusted with my master's dirty hands, he was my master after all. Therefore, I could not refuse his kindness. Therefore, I could only open my mouth and still the master stuffed the flesh in his hand into my mouth.
"Okay! You guys are good! Better than your stinky and clean master. Remember when your master was young, he was about the same age as you! That time, your master also made a few dishes for me. I thought the dishes he cooked were delicious, so I grabbed them with my hands like this. But your master refused to speak. What's even more annoying is that the dishes I grabbed with my hands were not eaten at all. You can judge the master. Is his hand so unclean?" said the master.
As the master said, he also put his dirty, black and oily hands in front of me, shaking them there.
You know, I just tried to swallow the pot of meat because of my master's affection. Now, after my master's squirting, I immediately felt nauseous and wanted to vomit.
However, when I thought that I came to work with my master, and my master was smiling so happily now. Although this was my second time meeting my master, I could see that my master really liked me.
Just because of my master’s love for me, what’s the point of being disgusting? Just hold it back. Back then, when my brother was a little kid, my mother even broke the food and fed me!
"It's not dirty. Master, you have become an immortal. Even if you can't become an immortal after eating the refilled meat you hold in your hand, you have to get a little bit of immortality!" I said. I suddenly realized that I actually learned to flatter in front of Master, and I even slapped so beautifully. You know, I was the one who hated flattering the most before.
"You guy! You are quite good at flattering! But Master likes it." As he said that, Master gently patted my forehead with his greasy palm. After Master finished the shooting, I felt that my forehead was greasy. Just as I was about to reach out to wipe my forehead, Master actually handed a piece of pot of meat with his hand to my mouth.
Chapter completed!