Chapter 26: Fat Auntie
Could it be that there was a thief in the house?
A Yuan felt a cold sweat break out on his back. The Bai family lived alone, and it was two to three hundred meters away from the nearest Aunt Li's house. If there was a thief here, it would be a total outcry.
The end result of calling the earth and earth useless!
Are you going to run out and call someone? The pile of copper coins in the main room is your only hope at the moment. If someone steals it, how big of a blow will it be to the Bai family, who have just had a few good meals and are full of energy?
"If you keep the green hills, you won't have to worry about running out of firewood." Ah Yuan's legs were already retreating to the entrance of the hospital on their own initiative. We are not afraid of a poor life, as long as we don't get injured easily and lose our lives.
Behind the courtyard gate, there is a hoe standing upright, which was probably left by Mr. Bai when he was cultivating the vegetable garden.
Ah Yuan grabbed it in his hand and suddenly felt a little more confident.
She retreated to the road, holding a hoe in both hands, and assessed whether she could easily escape to Aunt Li's house if something went wrong. Then she kicked her sound legs and screamed loudly with all her strength.
He shouted: "Who has entered our house? Come out quickly, the family is too poor to open the pot, there is no need to look around!"
Ah Yuan stared at the door closely, waiting for any movement.
"1-2-3-4-", before Ah Yuan could count to five, a woman came out of the house.
This sudden sight left Ah Yuan with only two adjectives in his mind: "Short and fat!"
In terms of the world that Ayuan has seen so far, this is the first person who can be called "obese". When he steps out of the door with one foot, people are worried that the fat on his thigh will hit the wooden threshold.
It turns out that there are still people in this world who can eat well!
A Yuan forgot about her fear, and actually felt a bit of respect for the fat woman, with little stars in her eyes.
She has always been an "alternative". Before her thirtieth birthday, the beauties in the beauty salon talked about how stupid a certain woman was. By the time she was fifty, she had not yet learned how to cook, wash, clean the room, and "can't even make dumplings."
I haven’t learned how to make dough, let alone kneading dough!”
"Wow - really?" "That's so stupid! How can she get married?"
After the crowd's remarks, it was A Yuan who was full of envy. She limped and said with a longing look on her face: "Oh my God, she is so happy!"
Then there were the sounds of stools tilting and cupping bottles clashing. The beauties stared at each other, unable to understand how that woman who was too lazy to make people angry could be "happy".
Only those who have worked hard since childhood can understand that a woman who has not learned to do any housework at the age of fifty must be a "happy woman" who is blessed by nature, so that she can be allowed to be lazy and stupid.
How can you not envy Ah Yuan, who is omnipotent in all kinds of martial arts in life?
So, at this moment, in the dusty Bai family courtyard, a fat woman appeared, almost like seeing a mascot.
Most of Ah Yuan's nervousness dissipated, and she asked loudly again: "Who are you? How come you have the key to our house?"
The woman had already moved her other leg out of the threshold. Her short and fat body continued to move like a roller. She also raised her head slightly and looked at A Yuan outside the door.
Looking at her attire, she doesn't look like a rich lady from a wealthy family. The coarse cloth gown barely covers her buttocks, and her pants are as fat as buckets. When she doesn't move, the pants are shaking. The trouser legs are tied up and wrapped with black leg wraps.
Plump ankles.
The woman's face is also very attractive. It is set directly on the shoulders without passing through the neck. There are few wrinkles on the fat face, making it difficult to judge her age. The lips are thick, the bridge of the nose is flat, and the eyes are squinted. It is difficult to find the movement of the eyeballs.
direction.
A Yuan thought hard and couldn't find any similarities between this woman and the Bai family brothers and sisters. Anyone who can get in with his own key must be a thief or a close relative, right?
If you are this fat, the possibility of becoming a thief is very slim, and A Yuan is convinced of this.
Being a thief is a professional job. First of all, you need to be dexterous and at the very least, you need to be able to run easily.
That is--
"Huh! You unruly girl, the boss and the others are not at home, where are you going crazy? Don't do anything scandalous and ruin the family tradition of our Lao Bai family!"
As soon as the woman spoke, she was so angry and so shocking that a big crooked hat was placed on Yuan's head.
A Yuan's subconscious fondness for fat people was immediately hit. He picked up the hoe and walked into the yard. He put it firmly behind the door and then muttered: "In the past few days since I got married, not a single relative has cared about me."
Admit it, maybe it’s just because our family is poor and we’re afraid of taking advantage of someone else’s family. That’s fine, no one cares about us, and no one cares about us. If we have something to do, it’s fine, and we can’t bother other people’s families!”
Since this woman was rude, I couldn't bear to be scolded by random people, right?
"You stinky bitch, didn't you hear what I was asking you?" The fat woman was not deaf, so she immediately became angry. She raised her arm and pointed her finger at Yuan, and her whole upper body was filled with waves.
Are you here to quarrel? A Yuan smiled. Sister is not afraid of anything now. Now that her hands and feet are nimble, she feels energetic all over her body!
"Please let me ask you, without my permission as the master, you picked the lock of my house and went into the house to fumble around. Which onion in this yard are you? Why haven't I seen it?"
Just looking at the Bai family's clothes and daily diet, it's obvious that her relatives don't take much care of her, no matter who she is!
"You——", the woman became even angrier and stared with narrowed eyes: "I am your aunt! I can't blame your aunt for saying that you are not a fuel-efficient lamp. You are really ignorant!"
"Auntie?" A Yuan blinked, his head turning rapidly. This position is still very powerful. It's impossible to say that Boss Bai also has to respect them. However, Cai Lian and Awen are very respectful to their aunt and grandma.
They are not close, and there is still a lot of distance in their words. It is said that the banquet when they got married was served at the uncle's house, and the expenses were paid for by Mr. Bai. The remaining meals were left at the uncle's house, and the guests' gifts were also collected by the uncle. He said
It's because of my love for taking care of my nephews in the past few years.
A Yuan put on a smiling face and stood in front of the woman to greet her: "It turns out that a relative of my own came to the door. I blame me for not recognizing him. That--aunt, are you here to give a gift today? Chengguang also said that you live there
I was also nervous, and it was not an exaggeration to give the gift money to the uncle as a filial piety. I said, this is not the case at all times. How could the uncle take the nephew's wedding gift money and spend it at home? He must have not counted it neatly at the time.
,Isn’t this delivered now?”
The obese "aunt" never expected that the new daughter-in-law would dare to tell her that her elders were not here, and she would dare to ask for money, huh! You swallowed what was in your stomach, can you vomit it out again?
"From Chengguang's family, you are young and you just married into the family. I don't know how your family has been doing in the past few years. Hey! If your uncle and I hadn't taken care of you, these few young men wouldn't have been able to survive.
How many times have you starved to death a long time ago? Chengguang doesn’t know how to be worldly, so why would he care about the random gifts from the neighbors in the village? Isn’t it all because your uncle and I take care of things every year? People just give random gifts.
It’s from our family!”
The "eldest uncle" spoke impassionedly, laying out facts and reasoning. Ah Yuan shook his head, feeling sorry for the little ones in the Bai family. Even though the eldest uncle spoke brightly, he could still understand that there was a lot of sadness in it.
The naive Bai Dalang is also a poor kid!
"Uncle Niang" saw that A Yuan didn't speak, just shook her head and sighed, she was not happy, she clapped her hands and said angrily: "Your parents are quite plain, they gave up so early, your grandma has to rely on us for her survival."
We have to support our family, and we have to worry about taking care of you guys who don’t understand anything—"
Is this another scolding? A-Yuan’s brain was running low. It was the first time that a relative had scolded him face to face, but he didn’t expect to respond right away.
"Enough!" An angry shout sounded like thunder.
It turned out to be Bai Chengguang, standing at the door of the courtyard with his hands and feet trembling as if he was angry.
That face was so black and red that it was about to emit smoke.
A Yuan blinked and watched as his man waved his hands and stepped forward, walking smoothly.
"Auntie, we have agreed a long time ago that the gift money will be yours to repay the love we have accumulated over the past few years. After I get married, I will have nothing to do with you anymore. I, Bai Chengguang, and my family will not come to your door to beg for food even if we starve to death. Today
Why did you come to my house and scold my wife again?"
A thunderous sound "rumbling" rolled past Ah Yuan's ears, and his unsatisfied body was actually frightened to the point of shivering.
The "aunt" seemed to be frightened too, her fat body shrank a little, and her neck was nowhere to be found.
"This - that -", she moved towards the courtyard door thoughtfully, made up her mind, turned around and said: "It's not your stubborn uncle who asked me to come because he was worried about you being hungry.
look--"
If you were really here to care, you wouldn't treat your niece-in-law like this, right?
Boss Bai looked at A Yuan with concern, as if he was afraid that she would be wronged. Unfortunately, those thunderous roars just now had frightened his wife.
Fortunately, Ah Yuan was not one to be knocked down by the wind. At this moment, his head suddenly opened up and he rushed to chase the "aunt".
"Leave the key to my house. Since the two families no longer have contact with each other, we can't take it away!"
Who wants to let others roam around their home? Or such a great relative?
Fortunately, the "eldest uncle" was of abnormal weight, and the distance she could move no matter how fast she wanted to speed up was limited. A Yuan trotted towards the entrance of the courtyard and occupied the advantageous strategic position of the entrance.
The "eldest uncle" was still struggling to her death, putting on a fake smile and saying: "You guys from the Chengguang family don't understand. The elders in the family leave a key in their hands. This is just in case.
I’m here to help you, let’s see, is it cloudy today? You have dried clothes all over the yard, if you are not at home, the elders can help you put them in, right?”
Thank you Ya for your strong support, thank you for your vote of innocence, Lonely is very touched.
Chapter completed!