Chapter 476 Apprenticeship
History and reality like to joke with each other. When A Yuan was completely unfamiliar with the era he lived in, and thought that everything could only be re-understood, there was another piece of history that tended to be true in reality. Zhan Zhao appeared, and his identity
The background is very close to the one in the legend.
In this way, Zhan Zhao's existence has invisibly narrowed the distance between reality and Ah Yuan. His originally panicked soul has finally found the last sense of belonging. This era is his own era.
It's not a completely illusory illusion.
Zhan Zhao didn't know that the princess had so many gossips in her heart. He could only feel that this noble princess was very approachable, not arrogant, and treated people enthusiastically. Moreover, she showed a little bit of the joy of a little woman from time to time, and she also didn't
Annoying.
I couldn't help but start looking forward to this job as a martial arts instructor.
However, his three naughty students are about to start a good show to welcome their master. Fortunately for him, they are the "male pig feet" who will be abused in this good show.
Bi'er was waiting at the door. When she saw the three young ancestors jumping out of the carriage, she hurriedly stepped forward to greet her: "The eldest, second and third young masters are back? The princess had an order, so she hurriedly met Zhan Wei first, and also told Zhan to guard her.
Leave a good impression."
Xiao Zhantang laughed so loudly that his voice was a bit cheesy: "Sister Bi'er, this is not good. There is a new master and apprentice. You have to change your clothes and go to see him in order to be respectful, right?"
This - it makes sense. The three children came back from school every day looking slovenly, as if the roads in the school were made from dog holes.
Zhang Dashan was also squeezing his nose and eyes behind the door. The three children now have a very close relationship with him. Song Zheng'er quickly ran forward and communicated with Uncle Dashan: "Inside - what is the situation now?"
Zhang Dashan's voice was low: "I was still chatting with the princess in the thatched cottage! I don't know how I gave the princess so much medicine that I drank three cups of tea, and I didn't say I was tired yet!"
Humph! You pretty boy, you have no good intentions!"
In fact, Zhan Zhao is not a standard "white face". His tanned skin is the most attractive thing among men. He has two sharp eyebrows on the temples, a pair of starry eyes dotted with waves. A strong bridge of nose, and a
Open thin lips with clear lines, clear but not ruthless.
There are many poems about Zhan Zhao circulating on the Internet in his past life. When three neatly groomed boys came to the thatched cottage, the princess who had committed a "nymphomaniac" was writing furiously: "The south of the Yangtze and the north of the sea are wandering, and the chivalrous bones are still intact."
The wind and frost have invaded me. Every time I look at it, the sword is cold, but I still have a pure heart."
The mother acted as if she didn't see her child approaching. She was busy offering her treasures, and showed the guard Zhan the written poem with flying dragons and phoenixes. Her expression was really flattering.
Now, the three little kids felt even more uncomfortable. Why? As soon as this "little pretty boy" came, there was no one else in my mother's eyes!
"Mom - I'm so in high spirits today! Do you want to climb up and compose poems?" Zhantang was the first to say hello, his voice was sour and he couldn't control it at all.
Song Zheng'er squinted her eyes as she looked at this future "master". Well, in terms of appearance and demeanor, he was much better than "Father Guang". However, we men can't win based on appearance alone. Didn't my mother also say that?
Well, the most taboo thing is that the appearance of the embroidered pillow is a mess of chaff on the inside...
Zhan Pengli? He lowered his eyelids slightly and his eyes were moving covertly. This boy's sinister nature cannot be changed.
A Yuan was still amusing himself at the moment, and could not detect the sour and vinegary taste in his son's words, so he waved: "Come here, meet your master, this is the great hero Zhan Zhaozhan...".
Originally, I arranged for myself to have a master or something, but I asked for advice in advance. Why is there one missing step now?
Zhan Tang took out a paper bag from behind with a smile and sent it to Zhan Zhao: "I heard that there is a new master. On the way back, I bought some good snacks for him and asked him to taste them...".
Zhan Zhao smiled slightly, placed the poem written by the princess on the stone table, and accepted the gift from the little boy.
A Yuan also smiled, gave his youngest son a thumbs up, and proudly praised Zhan Zhao: "Guard Zhan doesn't know something. Although my children are naughty, they respect their elder master the most...".
There seems to be a strange smell floating in the air. It was put by someone who had eaten something bad - void, right?
The small exhibition hall was praised, and Song Zheng'er did his part. He took the prepared fragrant tea from the hand of the maid behind him, bent down and saluted: "Zheng'er respects the master...".
In fact, originally, one has to kowtow when paying homage to the master, but A Yuan has never been interested in this action, so that this kind of kneeling ceremony is not common in the entire princess mansion. Everyone has agreed that whoever has cheap bones should really not kneel down.
Can't stand it?
Guard Zhan Zhaozhan was suffering from a dizzying attack. The "grand gift" presented in the exhibition hall - apprenticeship snacks - turned out to be - turned out to be a very disgusting green color, sticky,
An extremely explosive smell exploded in the paper bag...
Poor Nan Xia has been traveling around the world since he was a boy, and he has seen and eaten many things, right? But he has never tasted such a good "apprentice snack"!
"Ugh——", Zhan Daxia felt that he was going to vomit.
However, this is the kindness of a child. As a man with a chivalrous heart, he certainly cannot do such an indecent act.
I saw Daxia Zhan's fingers flying, and he wrapped the paper package tightly in an instant, and then buckled it on the stone table. Without even daring to breathe, he went to pick up what the second disciple sent -
—It’s time for apprenticeship tea.
If you take it, you have to drink it, right? Even if you just put your lips together and sip it.
"Pfft——", Zhan Daxia sprayed...
Is this tea? This is the soul-killing soup!
Have you ever tasted Coptis chinensis soup mixed with salt? It tastes bitter and salty. Can you try it in your mouth?
Song Zheng'er felt regretful about this. Time was too tight and he didn't have time to find more ingredients. It was a bit too - disrespectful.
The role of pretending to be innocent is usually done by Bai Zhanpeng. The little boy, who has always behaved himself, frowned and said: "Master Zhan, what's wrong with you? Don't you like the snacks carefully prepared by your disciples? You still don't want to accept them.
Did you spit out the tea before we got off?"
Xiao Zhantang immediately burst into tears. This kid, if he catches a good time, can strive for the throne of "Acting Best Actor". Coupled with his actions and words, it will be a big show that will make the listeners cry!
"Master Zhan, you really don't like the gift from your disciple? This is the most famous snack in Zhuyang County, and it was invented by my mother. Don't tell me that it smells bad, but it actually tastes the most delicious.
Yes, my mother also said that this is also a kind of human nature. At first glance, you may think that you are naughty and unable to get along with you. In fact, after we have been together for a long time, your temperament is very upright and kind! How can you leave them aside? "
Song Zheng'er also acted indignantly, slapping her thigh with her right hand and calling loudly: "Master is unwilling to accept us, so don't embarrass him! Zhan Peng Zhan Tang, let's go!"
It's not easy to be a master these days. The apprentices are all smart, persistent, and unruly. If you don't have two good skills, you really won't be able to get through the gate of the princess's mansion.
The three little kids worked together to walk out of the thatched cottage. Passing by their gorgeous mother, they even thought of being cute: "Mom, you are so beautifully dressed today...".
Xiao Zhantang was the talkative one. Before he could finish his words, his ears were pinched by someone, and he spun around in a circle without hesitation. The little guy suddenly said, "Ouch - Ouch, mother, please be gentle -
-I am your biological son——".
Song Zheng'er was unhappy, stretched out her hand to pinch the other ear, and asked: "Zhantang, what do you mean? I'm not my mother's biological child, so I can't be gentler in the future?"
This jealousy is enough!
Ah Yuan didn't like playing favoritism to others. Hearing Song Zheng'er's expression of dissatisfaction, he immediately became fair and impartial, "Whoosh -", stretched out his other hand, and Song Zheng'er's ears were also ravaged.
"Oh - dear mother -", the two boys howled like ghosts, but little Zhanpeng touched the tip of his nose with his index finger and drew circles, and stood aside watching the show with a smile.
"Smelly boy!" A Yuan glared at Zhan Peng fiercely. She had once imagined that Zhan Peng would be educated separately in the exhibition hall, so as not to cause trouble if they get too scheming together, but unexpectedly Song Zheng'er was sent here again.
, the two bad boys added another backbone, making it even more difficult to manage.
But who said she had three sons but not three hands? Otherwise, she would have definitely come in handy and twisted Zhan Peng's ears in circles and a half.
She finally managed to put together an outfit just for the sake of friendship with her lifelong "idol". Such a fuss would destroy the glorious image of the Princess Princess. Ah Yuan was so sad!
However, this sudden turn of his head revealed that the protagonist of this farce, the hero Zhan Zhaozhan, was frowning as he pondered the paper bag in his hand!
I don't know when, the hero picked up the "stinky tofu" paper bag again, opened his mouth carefully, smelled the stinky and suffocating smell, moved his head away, and then poked his head in again.
smell……
In fact, the series of actions performed by the grown man are still very cute. At least, in the eyes of A Yuan, a "super fan", it looks good no matter what.
Daxia Zhan probably had the idea of tasting this "stinky snack", but he still lacked the courage. With the performance of these three "devil kings", he would not be surprised if they really brought him stinky excrement from the pit.
!
No one expected that the humble gentleman Zhan Daxia peeled off a corner of the paper bag, revealing a piece of stinky tofu, and silently handed it to the mouth of Xiao Zhanpeng who was smiling mischievously...
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