Chapter 910 Trouble
"According to our reporters, the street security guard reported the case at 5 o'clock this morning. A murder case occurred in a building three-unit No. 1 in the villa area of the East District. Three Japanese men died tragically in the room. One of the Japanese men's identities have been confirmed, Ichiro Luki..."
"Ichiro Hachi, male, 33 years old. Ren, captain of the Japanese Emperor Guards, has a mid-term internal strength. He can be said to be young and promising, and has a lot of money..."
"However, after investigation, the relevant personnel found that Mr. Ichiro Luki is really a fool, a person with a sting and sting. After verification by the coroner, Mr. Luki had masturbated an hour before his death, and there was still semen and fluid in his crotch... I had to start to wonder if the Japanese are really sick?"
The next day, Lu Ziyu got up early, not because today was the day to leave Cairo, but to read news reports. Facts have proved that journalists are still very good at hindsight, whether in Longhua or Cairo. Journalists from almost every country in the world have such talent - hindsight!
In fact, Lu Ziyu, who was originally scheduled to leave Cairo early this morning to go to the Democratic Republic of the Congo, had to change his itinerary due to the appearance of several Japanese. If the Japanese were ordinary people like this, Lu Ziyu would not bother to pay attention to it. However, they shouldn't come, and they shouldn't come to rob Longhua's oil. This would have to die!
Therefore, Lu Ziyu decided to stay and completely solve the problem of this mess. He left Cairo. Since the Japanese came, they could only die! This has almost become Lu Ziyu's motto in life! Everything can be passed, and everyone can be spared, only the Japanese!
"If you don't masturbate, will you still be a Japanese?" Looking at the TV reporter's report, Lu Ziyu chuckled softly. He almost sprayed the tea on the coffee table.
The Timberwolf who had just entered the door smiled and said, "Even if he masturbates, I believe that this log Ichiro will definitely not exceed three minutes!"
Turning his head, Lu Ziyu smiled and said, "How do you know? Could it be that you were next to me when you were masturbating?" Sitting up straight, Lu Ziyu became interested and asked in confusion: "Tiblion, I want to know when you were interested in Japanese men masturbating? Can you tell me?"
He glared at Lu Ziyu fiercely, and the Timberwolf said angrily:
"Boss, this joke is so big!" After saying that, he turned his head and glanced at the tibia around. Seeing that there was no one around, he whispered: "Boss, you don't know that the thing in Japanese men's crotch is the size of peanuts, so what's there to see if you masturbate?"
"Along with that, have you ever seen peanut-sized things masturbate? Do you feel uncomfortable when you see it?"
Lu Ziyu chuckled, pointed at the Timberwolf, and said with a smile: "Your grandson's mouth is really poisonous. Anyone who hears this will be angry to death."
The tibia were harmlessly smiling and said modestly: "Where are the ones. This is better for the boss, and this is all facts. Facts are better than words. We wolf-like people will never lie!"
After glanced at Timberwolves, Lu Ziyu suddenly felt speechless. This guy looked very teacher-like, but why did he suddenly become interested in Japanese? As if he had remembered something, Lu Ziyu continued to ask: "By the way, Timberwolf. Just ask you something. Why are you sure that Ichiro Masaru will not masturbate for more than three minutes?"
The Timberwolve rolled his eyes and gave it to Lu Ziyu, and it seemed to say, 'You don't know this?' lit a cigarette and squirted hard. Chen Ning said, "Boss, have you never seen Japanese pornographic films? Which of those ***s can last for three minutes at a time? Do you still need to guess? This is simply a recognized fact in the world!"
Seeing the serious expression on Timberwolf's face, Lu Ziyu suddenly realized that she really didn't have any knowledge, and couldn't help but her face seemed to turn red as well.
But Timberwolf continued to say, with a tragic expression and said with great emotion: "I'm sorry, beautiful girls like Mr. Cang Wu, Xiaoze. If I were born in Longhua, I would definitely let them see how good the guns of the Longhua masters are! Alas," After that, Timberwolf sighed deeply again. She looked so sad...
After a moment of speechlessness, just as he was about to hurt the Timberwolves, Lu Ziyu suddenly saw a beautiful figure appearing at the door and asked, "Timberwolves, look at your unstoppable appearance, do you want to rescue the Japanese women?"
When the Timberwolve heard this, he snotted and cried, and said with a look of "Yes, boss. How do you know? Look at how sad and painful the Japanese women live one by one. Out of humanitarianism, we should also try to save them and ask for help from the second brother!"
"Yes, yes, yes. You are right." Lu Ziyu saw Zhang Ting's face at the door gradually darkening, and Lu Ziyu said with a certain expression: "Tiblion, I didn't realize you had such lofty ambitions back then. The boss has treated you badly over the years. It was my fault for the boss, I apologize to you! Now, I will take your long vacation, and you can go and rescue the Japanese women!"
Putting one hand on the Timberwolf's shoulder, Lu Ziyu continued earnestly: "Tibetwolf, for world peace and in order to prevent Japanese women from being wronged. Brother, go with peace of mind..."
The Timberwolf opened his eyes a little wide, staring at Lu Ziyu, with an incredible look on his face. He thought to himself, 'When did the boss become so wise and powerful? Moreover, no matter how he looked at that expression, it looked a little weird...'
Before the Timberwolve could react, Lu Ziyu fled from the sofa with lightning speed and disappeared without a trace. The Timberwolve was confused and asked Lu Ziyu: "Boss, what's wrong with you..."
Before a sentence was punctuated, a loud bang, a "pop" slap fell on the back of the Timberwolf's head. The Timberwolf was shocked and turned around. But he saw Zhang Ting staring at her with a dark face!
The eyes are so resentful, the eyes are so deep! The slap is so exciting!
"Guo Delin! You bastard!" Zhang Ting gritted her teeth hard, stared at the Timberwolves with anger, and angrily said, "I bit my ear last night and said, 'I love me for the rest of my life'. I didn't admit it when I woke up early this morning, right? Is the Japanese girls very good?"
Turning his head, the Timberwolf glanced at Lu Ziyu who had already escaped from afar, and his heart suddenly sank. Damn, I'm cheated!
However, no matter how sad she was in her heart, the Timberwolf understood that if she didn't make Zhang Ting happy today, she would probably be even more sad in the future. Not to mention eating meat, hugging her son might become a luxury.
"Wife..." The sweet and sarcastic screamed. The Timberwolf stretched out his hand to grab Zhang Ting's hand, but was thrown away by Zhang Ting. "My wife, Tingting's wife. I was wrong. I shouldn't be talking nonsense, but I definitely didn't have random thoughts!"
Zhang Ting still said nothing, staring at the tibia coldly, her eyes seemed to be about to glar out, and her chest was constantly undulating. Zhang Ting, who had just given birth, seemed to be bigger...
"My wife, have you not understood my love for you over the years?" The Timberwolf said with a look of expression: "Ah! Mr. wife, my love for you is like the water of the Yellow River, and I suspect that the Milky Way fell into the sky. Look at how fascinated I have been by you over the years. Don't you understand my love for you?"
Even though Zhang Ting was so angry that she was so angry that she was so happy that she was so funny by the strange words of Timberwolves, "What kind of poems are these?" However, she didn't mean to let Timberwolves go. She said coldly:
"Don't you like Japanese women very much? Don't you sympathize with Japanese women very much?" He pointed to Lu Ziyu, and Zhang Ting continued: "I just heard that the boss has given you a holiday. You are free. Go and save Japanese women and show my heroism of the Longhua man..."
Faced with Zhang Ting's teasing, the Timberwolves was speechless. He pulled Zhang Ting's arm hard and played the role of a little scoundrel. He said, "My wife, Tingting's wife, I was wrong. I was really wrong...My wife, you know mine, you and me are like mice that love rice, you know I can't live without you..."
Chapter completed!