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Chapter 102, Mickey Mouse Riding Dance

What a harmonious artistic conception on a sunny morning.

Xiaomo practiced the Osmanthus Manual until late last night, hoping to use the energy to get a good masturbation.

Unexpectedly, he fell asleep in a daze.

Just when he was feeling sleepy.

"Boom"

The door opened immediately with a sound.

"Jiang Xiaomo, get up and go make some money!"

Tong Jing appeared at the door wearing a sexy miniskirt. When she saw Xiao Mo on the bed, she shouted again, "Hundan, why aren't you wearing any clothes?"

Covering his eyes, he turned around and walked out.

Xiaomo suddenly woke up and noticed that he was naked.

One pillar holds up the sky, pointing straight to the sky.

He stood up from the bed and shouted to Tong Jing: "Are you mistaken? Who still wears clothes when sleeping? Sister Jing, please accompany me..."

Tong Jing stamped her feet outside the door and shouted to Xiao Mo inside: "You still have losses? Bastard, if you don't come out, I will set you on fire..."

After Xiao Mo came out of the bedroom, Tong Jing was touching skin cream and other things on her face at the sink in the bathroom.

He walked over directly and said, "Sister Jing, you are dressed so sexy today..."

Mainly because he saw that the dress was in a deep V shape.

Tong Jing seemed to be very attentive and was too lazy to talk to Xiao Mo. "Hurry up, brush your teeth, wash your face, and go out on time at 8 o'clock!"

Xiaomo picked up his toothbrushing cup and saw, I forgot to buy toothpaste.

Suddenly there was a box of toothpaste-like stuff on the sink. When Tong Jing wasn't paying attention, he picked it up and squeezed it onto his toothbrush, then put it in his mouth and pounded it a few times.

"Why is it so sweet? Is it an authentic women's toothpaste?"

Xiaomo thought to himself in his heart.

However, he discovered another problem: this toothpaste doesn't foam at all.

At this time, Tong Jing had already put on her makeup and started packing her things.

When she got the toothpaste on the sink counter, she looked at Xiao Mo with her lips curled up, and then looked at the thing in her hand.

Xiao Mo thought that Tong Jing had discovered the clue, so she pretended to ignore him, raised her head and brushed by herself.

"Did you use my hair removal cream?..."

As soon as Tong Jing said the words, Xiao Mo was stunned for a moment, then made a gurgling sound in his throat and swallowed everything in his mouth.

Damn, hair removal cream?

I x...

He looked at Tong Jing with an embarrassed expression, threw away his toothbrush, pushed Tong Jing away, and lay down in the sink to vomit.

Tong Jing couldn't help laughing, "Did you use it as toothpaste?"

Xiaomo kissed her on the mouth and said this in a hurry.

"Haha, you are a pig."

Tong Jing said with a wry smile: "I originally wanted to throw it away, but it seems I don't need it now..."

Xiaomo finished rinsing his mouth and raised his head, "What's wrong?"

Tong Jingsai told Xiao Mo, "Take a good look at it yourself." She smiled and walked out.

Xiao Mo held it in his hand and looked around, but didn't find anything unusual.

When he saw the mouth of the bottle, he was completely stunned.

Damn it, last March, the shelf life is 6 months...

Now it’s this year…

Damn, the shelf life has passed long ago.

"Ugh, vomit..."

Xiaomo put his hand to his throat and pinched it.

When he came out of the bathroom with a pale face, Tong Jing was already ready to go.

"Why do you look so ugly?"

Tong Jing found that Xiaomo's face was as white as white paper.

Xiao Mo replied weakly: "I just washed my stomach by myself..."

Tong Jing laughed and laughed "Haha..."

Xiaomo drank a cup of Wangzi milk and went out with Tong Jing.

"Sister Jing, I'm going to work part-time, what are you doing?"

Xiaomo asked in confusion.

"Part-time job!"

Tong Jing answered briefly.

Xiaomo glanced at the stylish and sexy Tong Jing from behind, drank the rest of Wangzi in one breath, and followed up, "Sister Jing, are you going to be a model?"

What appeared in his mind was a scene of mannequin painting...

"No, I am a part-time supervisor, mainly supervising you."

"Hey, I'm scared to death..."

Xiaomo patted his chest.

He then asked: "Do you want to go to a brothel tonight?"

Why is it so evil to say this sentence?

"Go, of course you have to go..."

Tong Jing seems to be in a particularly good mood today and has always been very kind.

They took the bus to downtown F because there are a lot of part-time jobs here every weekend.

Not long after arriving, Xiaomo found a job.

That is to conduct promotional activities for Guirenniao clothing.

The main job is to put on an extra-large inflatable Mickey Mouse and stand in a crowded pedestrian street to interact with pedestrians.

Xiaomo didn't want to do anything, even if he wore this Mickey Mouse skin on such a hot day, he still wouldn't die of suffocation.

Besides, the day's wages are only 80 yuan.

However, Tong Jing was very happy to let Xiao Mo do this job. She promised the shop owner that she would definitely complete the task and pushed Xiao Mo to their activity room, "I will leave this person to you!"

She mainly wanted to have fun with Xiao Mo. It would be fun to wear such a big Mickey Mouse.

Xiao Mo looked at Tong Jing helplessly: "Sister Jing, have you decided to do this?"

Tong Jing pushed him in, "Hurry up, what's the ink stain on?"

Well, Xiaomo reluctantly followed the staff into the activity room to change clothes.

After entering, Xiaomo realized that it was not as simple as imagined.

"What? There's still dancing?"

Xiaomo said to a manager-looking person.

"Hey, young people, this is called a lively atmosphere. You won't get old if you jump around."

The elderly manager aunt twisted her buttocks and jumped a few times as she spoke.

Xiao Mo had no choice but to swallow and said, "Manager, can you not let me do the horse riding dance, and don't let me hear such a painful song "Gangnam Style"."

"Ouch, young man, you can't keep up with the trend. Now this song has become popular in North Korea." The manager began to enlighten Xiaomo for a while, and approached him and whispered: "You don't know, I have to listen to this every night.

Only when you sing a song can you keep having sex... Haha."

The corner of Xiaomo's mouth twitched, this is really addictive.

He smiled wryly and nodded, "Manager, I think we can get started."

The manager then smiled and took his hand away from Xiaomo's butt, "Well, we can start."

Xiao Mo breathed a sigh of relief. Auntie is also crazy these days.

With the support of the staff, he put on the inflatable Mickey Mouse.

After coming out, his first job was to rehearse the horse-riding dance in front of the store.

Xiaomo also discovered the fun and started dancing to the music.

As a result, the whole audience was so full of laughter that they were on their backs.

Just imagine, an inflatable Mickey Mouse nearly 3 meters tall is doing a horseback dance.

What a pain in the ass and tangle it is...

It has to be said that the Guirenniao official store that planned this event is really financially savvy. Xiaomo jumped up and instantly attracted the attention of many pedestrians, including many beauties.
Chapter completed!
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