Chapter 118, Birds and Beasts Are Worse
The weekend passed in the blink of an eye.
As soon as Xiao Mo walked into the school, he was caught by Zhuang Zhuang, who had been waiting for a long time. "Brother Xiao Mo, do you know?"
Damn it, you didn’t even tell me, I know wool.
Xiao Mo turned his face sideways and said, "What do you know?"
"I got important information. The day before yesterday, Ergou, Dabazi and others went shopping and fell into the sewer. The fall was not light. I heard that they almost drank up the dirty water in the sewer. When they pulled up, their buttocks and eyes
Water is still pouring out..."
I'll go, is this an exaggeration?
The propaganda power of the masses is really great. Anyway, bragging does not cost you money, and it will not cost you your life.
Xiao Mo opened his mouth in surprise: "Who did you listen to?"
"Oh, you are really behind the times. The aunt who sells vegetables in the canteen and the uncle who cleans the toilets already know about it, don't you know?"
Zhuang Zhuang was startled and said sadly.
"Oh, don't be so exaggerated, right?"
Xiao Mo looked at Zhuang Zhuang's serious look and said, "You really look like..." when you are serious.
"Like what?"
Zhuang Zhuang asked curiously.
"You really want me to say it?" Xiao Mo asked back.
"Ang, it's necessary."
Zhuangzhuang nodded.
"Are you sure?"
"Um!"
"Okay, I think you look like a beast when you are serious!" Xiao Mo said with a chuckle.
Zhuangzhuang was very surprised and said: "Brother Xiaomo, are you telling the truth?"
Damn it, what is this going to do?
Xiao Mo was really startled, thinking that after two days of not seeing each other, Zhuang Zhuang wouldn't have degenerated again, right?
He said with an apologetic look: "I'm just teasing you, don't take it seriously, haha."
"No!" Zhuangzhuang said loudly: "Brother Xiaomo, please tell me that you are serious and you are telling the truth."
Xiao Moxia really couldn't help but laugh. This is a bit of a mental illness.
"Are you okay? Zhuangzhuang."
"No, I'm fine. Just tell me."
"I, well, I speak from my heart."
"..."
What a ridiculous conversation this is.
After Zhuangzhuang heard this, he laughed and hugged Xiaomo, "You are the best, you are the only one I will be my friend! Do you know what the students in our class say about me?"
Xiao Mo stuck out his tongue and licked his lower lip, feeling that if he continued to speak like this, he would become an idiot.
Zhuangzhuang continued: "Hey, they don't even play with me. They all say that I am worse than a bird or a beast. It hurts my self-esteem too much, don't you think? Brother Xiaomo...ah, what's wrong with you?"
"
Xiao Mo bent over and opened his mouth, and the saliva in his mouth kept flowing. When he heard Zhuang Zhuang's words just now, he bit his tongue.
Damn, it seems that I am still too kind.
"Oh, why did you bite your tongue?"
Zhuang Zhuang curled his lips in surprise, "Is everything okay?"
Xiao Mo straightened up and said, "It's okay. Where did you stop talking? Please continue..."
He covered his mouth and muttered.
"Oh, let me tell you, they all say that I am worse than a bird or a beast. I actually want to ask them what is the thing that is worse than a bird or a beast."
Xiao Mo shook his head and said, "Hey, that's a beast."
"Yes, I think so." Zhuangzhuang exhaled, "Okay, let's not talk about these sad topics. Yesterday, I heard that you were shopping with Ergou and the others in the pedestrian street, right?"
Xiao Mo bit his tongue in great pain and said briefly: "Ang, then you still ask me if I know?"
Zhuang Zhuang said proudly: "Haha, am I not testing whether you lied or not? Haha..."
I'll go, it's your uncle's.
The two of them talked and went upstairs. There was no class yet in the morning.
Zhuangzhuang is in high spirits now, he pulls Xiaomo to show off.
Xiao Mo really couldn't leave him. He saw that no one was there after get off work, mainly because Wang Yarong hadn't come yet, so he felt like standing upstairs to absorb the fresh air.
"Brother Xiaomo, do you know?" Zhuang Zhuang said again.
Xiao Mo really wanted to strangle him to death. "Damn it, if you don't tell me, I know about wool."
"I admire you very much, I really do." Zhuang Zhuang looked at Xiao Mo with bright eyes, "You are the embodiment of evil and beauty..."
"Really? Why do you worship me?" Although Xiao Mo didn't understand what Zhuang Zhuang meant, looking at his adoring eyes, he felt like he was pretending to be a saint.
Zhuang Zhuang thought for a moment, but couldn't think of any new words to describe it, so he said firmly: "Anyway, I admire you very much."
"Ang? What kind of worship is this? Do you admire my handsomeness?"
Xiao Mo smoothed his flowing long hair.
Zhuang Zhuang stared at Xiao Mo for about a minute, then said: "No, I feel that you are not as handsome as me, so there is nothing to admire. I think you are special! Yes, I just admire you."
Two!"
Hold!
This single word can express Xiaomo's rather unhappy mood, thinking, "Am I not as handsome as you?"
He reached out and patted Zhuang Zhuang's shoulder, "Zhuang Zhuang, you are good at everything, but there is one thing that is not so good about you, and that is that you love to lie. To be precise, you love to speak without conscience."
"No! I never speak out of conscience, really. I swear to God, to poison, to blood..."
Zhuang Zhuang said solemnly and solemnly.
You kid is cruel.
Xiao Mo gave up, but he also wanted to regain some self-esteem from Zhuang Zhuang. "Well, although I'm not as handsome as you, I think I'm very handsome..."
Zhuang Zhuang's expression changed as he listened, and at the end he bent over and retched, "What a narcissist."
Damn it, I can't bear it anymore.
Xiao Mo kicked him out and said, "I hate other people's lies the most."
Zhuang Zhuang flew forward on the ground...
"Ah. Pervert!"
Xiao Mo looked up and said, "Damn, something bad is going to happen."
I saw Zhuangzhuang lying under a girl's skirt.
Liu Qingqing!
His heart suddenly tightened, worrying about Zhuang Zhuang's fate.
Zhuangzhuang looked up and looked at him. He smiled halfway, then he stopped and screamed "ah".
Liu Qingqing stepped on high heels and kicked her strong forehead, and she used the heel!
Oh, what a cruel woman.
Xiao Mo covered his eyes with his hands and couldn't bear to see Zhuang Zhuang rolling back and forth on the ground.
Wang Yarong from behind rushed over and quickly pulled Liu Qingqing, who was still moving, into the class.
When he walked to Xiao Mo, he said: "Xiao Mo, why are you stunned? Hurry up and help your friend up!"
Holy shit, my friend?
The corner of Xiaomo's mouth moved, looking at Liu Qingqing's fierce eyes, he said to Wang Yarong: "Sister Rongrong, I don't know him."
Liu Qingqing raised her foot and stepped on Xiaomo's toe. "Jiang Xiaomo, please stop pretending to me. I've seen you two together all day long, and you still don't know him?"
Xiao Mo wanted to explain, but was interrupted by a voice saying, "Brother Xiao Mo, I was beaten..."
He saw Zhuang Zhuang standing up at some point, with an obvious heel mark on his forehead, and shouting aggrievedly at himself.
His face suddenly turned green. He didn't dare to look at Liu Qingqing anymore and walked over, patting Zhuang Zhuang's shoulder. "It's time for a beating. If you get under someone's skirt, how can you not get beaten?"
Zhuang Zhuang cried and looked at Xiao Mo, "Brother Xiao Mo, do you think I'm still handsome? I'm not disfigured, right?"
Xiao Mo had phlegm stuck in his throat, "Well, he's very handsome. He's so handsome. Your forehead seems to be bleeding. Go to the infirmary to get it checked."
"Boom"
Chapter completed!