Chapter 180 You stepped on my foot
The people around him, including Xiaomo, were all dumbfounded.
Is everything okay?
The tall beggar touched the corner of his mouth and pulled his face down, wanting to cry. Then he fell to the ground and imitated Zhuang Zhuang's behavior just now, twitching non-stop, and imitating it very well, foaming at the mouth.
"Fuck!"
"It's so boring!"
After expressing such emotion, the people around him dispersed.
Xiao Mo looked at Zhuang Zhuang who stood up with confused eyes, "Is everything okay?"
"Hey, you little one, compete with me!" Zhuangzhuang touched his mouth and looked at the beggar on the ground with disdain, "Brother Xiaomo, how did you feel about me just now?"
Just when Xiao Mo was about to answer, the short beggar on the tree who had coiled the phone line several times shouted, "Brother, brother, what's wrong with you?"
Just as he was about to come down, he was unexpectedly hung up by a rope and hung in the air. What was even more tragic was that the leaves blocked him completely.
He shouted to the people who were leaving, "Don't go, please save my brother, please...my brother has rabies!"
Some people who want to come over turn around and run away when they are halfway there. Damn it, rabies!
Xiaomo lowered his head and glanced, this pretense is too bad, isn't it?
As soon as he lifted his feet, Zhuangzhuang was already 300 meters away.
Holy shit!
At this time, he noticed a very familiar figure in the crowd and passed by in a blink of an eye.
He calmed down and slowly followed up with Zhuang Zhuang.
"I said, it's time for you to go home, right?" Xiao Mo asked.
"Brother Xiaomo, I feel like I've become very awesome now. Really, look at these muscles, I'm not bragging to you." Zhuangzhuang showed off his muscles to Xiaomo, "How do you think?"
"A little relaxed!" Xiao Mo was speechless. Was he trying to prevent Zhuang Zhuang from following him?
"What does it look like?" Zhuangzhuang showed off his muscles very hard, "You should take a look."
Xiaomo put his hands in his pockets, "Zhuangzhuang, I said it's time for you to go home?"
"Go back to Mao Xian's home." Zhuangzhuang was a little unhappy. "Brother Xiaomo, I didn't humiliate you just now, did I? And didn't I tell you today? I beat up Ergou and Dabazi.
Dun!"
"Did you beat him?" Xia Mo asked, looking at Zhuang Zhuang in disbelief. In fact, he didn't believe it at all.
"Yeah!" Zhuangzhuang replied cheerfully, "Look at my muscles, can I defeat them?"
"Don't be so pretentious when you talk, Zhuangzhuang, I told you how many times I killed you? And don't discriminate against anyone around you, you know? Watch the road under your feet and walk step by step..."
"Brother Xiaomo, you still don't believe me!" Zhuangzhuang stared at Xiaomo and said, "This is how I fucked them into panda eyes!" As he spoke, he made a punching motion and punched forward.
!
Xiaomo stopped and didn't look back, "How are you doing?"
Zhuang Zhuang's face, which was excited just now, has now turned purple, with tears in his eyes, his nose is wriggling, and the snot inside wants to fall... He still maintains the same movement as before, but his arms have been bent.
The clenched fist has been slowly loosened...
His hands were slowly bleeding.
Why is Mao like this?
Can Xiaomo tell us there is a wall in front of us?
Damn it, Zhuangzhuang punched the wall for real, how could it not bleed?
"I told you, don't pretend to be a b*tch. Look at the road, but you won't listen!" Xiao Mo straightened Zhuang Zhuang's somewhat stiff arms.
Zhuangzhuang snorted, moved the corners of his mouth, and cried, "Ah... you are paralyzed, why is there a wall?"
Xiao Mo looked at Zhuang Zhuang's hand. It was either heavy or scratched. "Where is the crying wool? I'll go..."
"I'm crying because you stepped on my foot." Zhuang Zhuang said with his head lowered.
Xiao Mo rubbed his eyes, "What, I'm sorry..."
In order to deflect Zhuangzhuang's endless entanglement, he exclaimed, "Oh my God, you're an African-level black girl!"
The reason why he shouted like this was because it was based on Zhuang Zhuang's taste.
Zhuangzhuang instantly became energetic and his body quickly returned to its flexible state. He put his hands in his pockets and walked on the right road.
Xiao Mo shook his head and looked sideways, holy shit, Little Star Cafe!
Well, it’s here so soon!
Zhuangzhuang didn't find Hei Niu when he came out, and looked unhappy, "Where is Hei Niu?"
"Let's go." Xiao Mo took out his phone and looked at it. It was exactly 7 o'clock. "Zhuang Zhuang, if you don't come home, I'll buy you coffee. How about it?"
coffee?
Zhuang Zhuang licked his lower lips and said, "Okay, I want to drink the milky coffee you told me about?"
Um?
Milky?
Xiao Mo nodded, "Okay, there should be."
He started walking forward.
"It tastes like human milk..." Zhuang Zhuang caught up.
I'm going!
"Ahem." Xiao Mo couldn't take a breath and was about to choke to death. "This..."
"You told me, you drink all day long." Zhuang Zhuang looked very serious.
Damn it, you’re bragging, do you believe it?
Xiaomo felt that none of the men he met had everything except him.
Two people walked into the coffee shop.
Zhuangzhuang said to a beautiful waiter with big breasts: "Sister, please give me a cup of milk-flavored coffee, I am..."
"Damn, let's go!" Xiaomo pulled Zhuangzhuang over and said to the waiter: "Sorry, we have reserved a seat!"
"Brother Xiao Mo, you are so cheating. It turns out you have already decided on your position!" Zhuang Zhuang praised Xiao Mo in a very green tone.
Xiaomo took Zhuangzhuang around and didn't see Liu Feifei or the others.
I'll go and play some tricks.
He probably hadn't arrived yet, so he simply took Zhuang Zhuang to find a corner seat by the window and sit down.
After sitting down, Zhuangzhuang started to yell, "Waiter, please serve us!" in his rough voice.
Damn, it’s messy!
The entire cafe instantly became calm.
It's really a fool's errand to make his debut.
Xiao Mo stretched out his hand and pressed Zhuang Zhuang's head on the table. "Haha, everyone, it's okay. This guy has a problem with his forehead. It's funny." Then he politely said to the waiter: "The menu..."
When I went there, I felt like I was going to die.
Damn, I have such a crazy day myself.
"Waiter!" A loud shout covered the laughter in the entire cafe.
When meeting such poor b**ches who have just come to the city, or migrant workers, the waiters in the cafe are quite enthusiastic.
She looks like an aunt, but she is very fashionable in her clothes. She looks like a goddess in black stockings and is very sexy, but she has a little too much fat on her belly.
She walked over in small steps with a list in her hand, "Dear, how can I help you?"
Honey?
Xiaomo looked at the bent aunt, her eyes a little focused, why?
Chapter completed!