The speed of this Tibetan Mastiff is extraordinary.

Don't slow down when the light is red.

In his eyes, all the magic horse things are just floating clouds, only the two roasted donkey whips in his paws are real!

In this way, he crossed two streets and stopped under a dense locust tree.

At this time, a Taoist priest came out from the operation.

"How's it going? Is it done?" The Taoist priest's beard looked more and more like it was glued on.

Brother Tibetan Mastiff actually said, "Well, brother, look at what we have here, the authentic roasted donkey whip!"

Damn it, the Tibetan Mastiff can talk!

That's impossible.

The problem is that this is not a Tibetan Mastiff, but a person wearing a Tibetan Mastiff skin.

It’s very realistic. There’s no way around it. These are all from China’s light textile industry.

Waiting for him to remove the dog's head, a human head was revealed.

Holy shit!

This person is very familiar, Nima, this is not that...

A short beggar?

Not him, who!

What about this Taoist priest?

You can figure out who it is with your buttocks, when the mustache on the corner of his mouth starts to fly.

The true colors are revealed.

It was the tall beggar!

It’s really out of print**.

It seems that they are involved in a wide range of fields, and they have unique skills in all kinds of martial arts.

Hey, you can't blame them, life is forcing you.

The tall beggar easily scratched off the beard that had stuck on him, but he almost couldn't get it off.

"It's numb, it hurts me so much!" the tall beggar exclaimed, "Boy, come and see what's wrong with me."

The short beggar was busy peeling off the Tibetan mastiff skin on his body without looking up, "The glue is stuck."

"Nonsense, I know..." The tall beggar pulled again, but it still hurt.

Damn it.

It's stuck and can't be removed?

"Holy crap, what kind of turtle glue is this? I'm going to tear off my skin. Still can't get it off!"

The tall beggar grinned in pain.

The short beggar just looked up at this time and was so frightened that he almost peed. "Brother, please stop tearing it apart. If you do it again, your farts will fall off! You will be disfigured..."

The tall beggar stopped and took a look, I'm bleeding, "What kind of glue did you get me?"

The short beggar thought for a moment, "This little glue is not enough, I guess it's brothers!"

"What? Are you two good?" The tall beggar was confused and kicked the short beggar away. "You idiot, glass glue is better than this!"

"The material dealer suggested that I use it, but they said that you had used it all!" The short beggar felt aggrieved.

oh!

The tall beggar patted his head, "I remembered, I bought several bottles and used them all in your fake Tibetan mastiff skin..."

The short beggar also shouted at this moment, "Brother, my butt seems to be growing on this skin!"

"Oh, I'll go, how about this, you pull my beard, and I pull your Tibetan Mastiff skin, how about that? Second brother." Suddenly an idea flashed through the tall beggar, and he felt that he was much smarter.

The short beggar reacted slowly and asked, "What's going on?" Is this okay?"

"Idiot, why can't it work? When has the solution I thought of gone wrong?" The tall beggar temporarily forgot about the pain. "Think about it, I'll pull yours and you pull mine, so it won't be too much."

It hurts, right? The main reason is that we can’t do anything to ourselves! Right?”

The short beggar also patted his head and said, "Yeah, why didn't I think of pinching you? Brother, you are so smart!"

"Huh, no, my dream back then was to be admitted to our country's Frog University." The tall beggar was praised by his younger brother, and his body became much stiffer. "Come on, stop talking about those useless things, let's get started...

…”

5 minutes later…

Two people were lying under the dense locust tree.

One had blood coming from his mouth, and the other had blood spurting from his butt.

The problem of the two beggar brothers was finally solved.

It's really hard for them to use such a cruel method of self-mutilation. The degree of brain damage is estimated to have exceeded the national standard value.

They were fainting from pain, but they are much better now. They are indeed much better than when they almost fainted just now.

They waited for a while and then both stood up.

"Where's the roasted donkey whip?" the tall beggar said in a weak voice.

The short beggar weakly removed two roasted donkey whips stuck with dirt from his ears.

With tears in their eyes, the two began to eat.

"Hey, it's really good."

The tall beggar couldn't help but admire him!

"It's really good!" The short beggar also choked out a half-dead sentence.

"Is this true?" The tall beggar began to change the topic in order to distract himself from the pain.

The short beggar replied: "That's right. They sell for 1 yuan and 5 each. I saw many beautiful girls buying and eating them..."

He went on to say: "The person just now looks so familiar to me, as if I've seen him before somewhere."

"Well, I think it's very familiar, but I just can't remember it." The tall beggar picked the gap between his teeth with a pick after eating. "The main reason is that we have a lot of business and many people don't remember it."

"Brother, my butt hurts so much, please show me." The pain was really uncomfortable for the short beggar.

The tall man took a look and saw that half of his butt had a layer of skin removed. How could it not hurt?

He still comforted his brother and said, "Fortunately, with just a little more, we can pull out all the thin tubes inside."

"Come, show me what's wrong with my mouth?" he said immediately.

The short beggar took a closer look and said, "The mouth seems to have gotten bigger, but it doesn't affect eating..."

"Well, fortunately, we finally made a profit. As long as we are still alive, we can still be hot!"

The two of them comforted each other.

On the other side, on the street next door, there was still a group of people standing.

"Brother Tong, you have brought the borrowed Tibetan mastiff!" A homeless man quickly ran over and reported, "There are 4 in total!"

When the golden boy heard this, joy and anger immediately flashed across his face, "That's great, you're so numb. I want to see if one of his, Jiang Xiaomo, can withstand four of my Tibetan mastiffs. Hum, this kid, just wait to die."

!”

He clenched his fist and looked at his men, "If anyone dares to leave me and run away again this time, I will let the Tibetan Mastiff chew his eggs to pieces first! I scolded the people next door, and I charged in front, you guys

It's a good thing, you're just running away from me, and you're colluding with outsiders to scold me. Don't treat me like a golden boy.

You are a fool. This time, because you allowed me to blow my anus once, I will let you go this time. I will not do it again! This time I have cheered up. We have four Tibetan mastiff dogs to clear the way. Jiang Xiaomo and his

Tibetan Mastiffs are just a few hairs, don’t be afraid of me, I’ll use their blood to cleanse your assholes..."

This group of people are now also indignant and excited: "Brother Tong, don't worry, I will definitely not embarrass you this time. Last time it was mainly an accident, and we couldn't control it. This time we must work together to make it disabled."
Chapter completed!