Chapter 29, Osmanthus Collection
"Boom"
Xiao Mo directly hit the rocks on the opposite side. He stood up in confusion and shook a few times. "Puff" and a mouthful of blood came out. He went down weakly and stretched out his thumb. "There are only experts among the people!"
Tong Jing rolled her eyes at Xiao Mo. Seeing that he was fine, she said softly to the door: "The sun sets in the west."
"Squeak"
The dilapidated wooden door was opened, and a gust of cold wind blew over her face. Tong Jing couldn't help but shiver.
"Grandmaster……"
Tong Jing clasped her hands together and said softly: "I'm coming..."
An old nun also clasped her hands and said, "Please come in..."
When Xiao Mo saw Tong Jing entering, he quickly stood up and ran towards the door. When he arrived at the door, he said to Tong Jing, "Master, Master, I'm here to worship..."
The nun glared at Xiao Mo and led the way. "Sorry, there's a bit of chaos inside. Those old immortals almost collapsed the entire mountain..."
Xiao Mo thought for a moment, wiped his nose and hurried after him, "Sister Jing, wait for me..." and reached out to grab Tong Jing's hand.
"Go away, your hand that touched your snotty nose, don't touch me..." Xiao Mo didn't dare to quibble loudly, and followed them inside in a dull voice.
It looks pretty good like this. Although it's a bit broken, it actually still has electricity inside.
Several people came to the door of a main hall, and the nun said to Xiao Mo: "Male donor, please stay..."
"Here," Xiao Mo looked at Tong Jing, saw her nodding, and said nothing more. He put his hands in his pockets indifferently, "Oh, okay..."
He was waiting alone at the door. He felt bored and started to wander around.
"Little brother, I see your hall is darkened, your eyes are blurred, and your steps are messy. I think something is going to happen."
While walking on Xiaomo, a loud voice rang out, and then a middle-aged man in shabby clothes walked over.
Xiao Mo could smell the smell of alcohol all over his body from a distance, thinking that he must not be from the Taoist temple, "Who are you?"
"I was sent by God to save you..." The man staggered over.
"I'll go." Xiao Mo also became interested, "Haha, save me? Can I tell you about Jesus, my elder brother?"
"You must have encountered a blood disaster today..." The man ignored him and stood aside firmly. "Am I right?"
Xiao Mo looked at him carefully and said, "Are you not a Taoist priest? Do you have the ability to tell fortunes?"
"My abilities have become so great that I can reach up to the sky and down to the earth..." The man kept talking.
Xiao Mo gestured, "Fuck you, I'm going to go up to the sky and down to the earth, and turn on my computer to watch the swallows. Can you?" He also started to talk nonsense.
"You know that the mountain shook just now, right? It was caused by me beating a cow across the mountain to get my strength." The man looked at Xiao Mo with an angry look, "Can you do that?"
Xiao Mo didn't accept his words at all, "Do you know Linghu in H Cheng? I collapsed in my ass."
"You naughty kid, are you going to piss me off to death?" The man couldn't speak to Xiao Mo, and he gasped in anger, "You don't believe it, do you?"
"Have you ever seen a rooster lay eggs?" Xiao Mo snorted and looked at him with disdain. "Okay, I won't bullshit you anymore. You can go for a walk wherever you like. I have to call Chang'e now."
"Stop!" the man shouted, "If you have the guts, just take two steps to the right..."
"I'm a fool, will I leave if you ask me to?" Xiao Mo put his hands in his pockets and his clothes were in a sloppy manner.
The man spat, "Don't you dare? You look like a pustule."
"I," Xiao Mo pointed at him through gritted teeth, "Okay, I'll settle the accounts with you after I walk over. I walked over.
"Boom!" As soon as he walked up, the whole ground sank in. It seemed like a big deep pit below. He grabbed the edge of the floor tiles above with both hands and lay on it. "You tricked me..."
"In all my life, I have never seen a fool like you. Just leave if I tell you to." The man walked to the cave and said, "Let me tell you, there are poisonous snakes down there. If you don't believe it, just leave."
Jump down and try."
Xiao Mo gritted his teeth and said, "I really believe it, come and give me a hand." He stretched out a hand first.
The man took out a book from his arms and said, "I see that you are proud and you will be a martial arts prodigy in the future. I'm selling this book to you cheaply, 100 yuan!"
"What?" Xiao Mo fixedly looked at the book in front of him, "You don't have this kind of book, do you? This shabby little book is useless?" Then he looked at the title of the book carefully, "My c, Jin Ping Mei? This is also a martial arts secret book? I don't want it.
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The man took the book and looked at it, "Sorry, I got the wrong one." Then he took out another book from his pocket, "No, this one. Do you want to buy it? If you don't buy it, I won't save it!" The man spoke very firmly.
Xiao Mo looked again, "I'll go, Osmanthus Collection?"
"Well, yes, you see clearly, this is the luxurious upgraded version of Sunflower Book. We will sell it to you only if we are destined." The man took the book and started to show it to Xiao Mo, both front and back. "With this book, Mom
You no longer have to worry about being bullied by girls..."
Xiao Mo couldn't hold it any longer. "I said, can you pull me up first?"
"You don't have the right to say it now. You can only say it after the payment is made." The man didn't give in at all. "What do you think? Hurry up and get the money..."
Xiao Mo was speechless. He didn't have much strength now. He estimated that the pit was quite deep and he didn't dare to jump down hastily. He was really afraid of poisonous snakes inside. "You have to wait while I go first. I have the money in my pocket..."
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"No!" The man refused directly.
"Okay, you're cruel!" Xiao Mo was speechless. He forced himself to go into his pocket with one hand and took out all the hundreds of dollars that Tong Jing gave him. Then he put his hands on the ground and said, "I said yes.
Did you order a book? For example, the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Subduer, Palms of the Tathagata, or Drunken Master, etc."
"No!" The man directly grabbed the money from Xiao Mo's hand. "You thought you were making a movie..."
"Okay, let's take the Osmanthus Book." Xiao Mo nodded, "Hurry up and pull me up."
"Second brother, what are you doing?"
Just when the man was about to pull Xiaomo away, a man who looked like a Taoist priest came over.
"I just sold a book." The man named Lao Er said, "Boss, are you open for business these days?"
"Come on, life is hard." The Taoist priest came over and said helplessly.
Xiao Mo cried out uncomfortably: "Hey, pull me up!"
"Okay, okay." The second child stretched out his arm and said, "Grab it."
Xiaomo couldn't hold it anymore, so he grabbed it with one hand first, and then regained his strength with the other hand.
However, at this moment, Lao Er suddenly waved his hand and spun around at a speed invisible to the eyes, throwing Xiao Mo off.
"Hey, oh." Xiao Mo sat down at the bottom of the cave. Suddenly he thought of something and stood up. "There is a snake, pull me up, pull me up..."
Chapter completed!