Chapter 324, Adventure at the Door(1/2)
Xiaomo was walking leisurely outside the school with Zhuangzhuang.
"Zhuang Zhuang, you go home." Xiao Mo said as he was about to reach the gate.
"Ah?" Zhuang Zhuang looked at Xiao Mo in confusion, "Brother Xiao Mo, aren't you going home?"
"Go home, holy shit, are we going to have trouble?" Xiao Mo replied.
He remembered something and took out his cell phone.
"No, I'm afraid." Zhuangzhuang reached out and grabbed Xiaomo's arm.
When Xiao Mo was caught by Zhuang Zhuang like this, what was going on in his mind went two miles away. "Are you trying to catch me for knitting? Are you afraid? What are you afraid of?"
"I'm afraid they'll hit me." Zhuang Zhuangtou twisted his head unconsciously and looked at the playground.
"Here, have you made a mistake? They are already wilted now. Are you still afraid of them?" Xiao Mo was really depressed. "Come on, I'll drop you off at the school gate. You can take a taxi back."
"Ah?" Zhuangzhuang's head shook violently, "No, I don't dare. Please help me to the end. Brother Xiaomo will send me home."
"Fuck." Xiaomo pointed at Zhuangzhuang with his cell phone, "I wonder where did all that awesome energy you had just go?"
Zhuangzhuang said angrily: "I was so awesome just now. I wasn't forced out of it by you, but now I'm no longer awesome. I just farted and was completely discouraged."
"Sure, you are awesome." Xiao Mo pointed at Zhuang Zhuang, "Go, get out quickly." He stretched out his hand to push Zhuang Zhuang and walked out of the school gate. "Hurry up, I have something to do when I get back."
"Sneeze!" He suddenly sneezed while he was talking, and all the foam flew onto Zhuangzhuang's head.
I'm going!
Zhuangzhuang felt a gust of wind blowing over his head. He stretched out his hand and touched it. He said, "What the hell, some bird pissed on me."
Xiao Mo held the phone and said, "Sir, where did you come from with so much nonsense? Hurry up!" He thought to himself, why are you sneezing so well?
Is someone missing me?
"Zhuang Zhuang, let me ask you a question. Does sneezing mean that someone misses you?" Xiao Mo asked Zhuang Zhuang.
Zhuangzhuang raised his head and thought for a moment, "Logically speaking, someone should be cursing you. To be precise, someone is scolding you. This is better. Maybe you have done something evil and they are cursing you."
I'll go.
Xiao Mo's eggs were shattered on the ground. "Zhuang Zhuang, you are really good at making mistakes. When have I ever done anything wrong?"
"It's hard to say. Maybe you flirted with someone's wife some time ago, and now they're coming over to cut you with a razor blade!" Zhuang Zhuang spoke eloquently.
"Fuck you, second uncle!" Xiao Mo raised his foot and kicked Zhuang Zhuang out of the door. "Stop talking nonsense to me! Get out of here!"
Zhuangzhuang grabbed the door at the critical moment and said, "Brother Xiaomo, I have no money!"
Xiao Mo gritted his teeth and said, "Damn it, I don't have any money either! Get out of here and run back!"
"Damn it, they will beat me, just give me some money to take a taxi." Zhuangzhuang said shamelessly: "Brother Xiaomo, I beg you, I just bought you a soda!"
Damn it!
Xiao Mo's mind turned around and he reached out to grab the collar of his strong short-sleeved shirt. "You kid, please tell me clearly. When did I drink your soda? Don't forget, I still bought the soda just now."
You drank it! I understand, don’t be so impatient and hurry up.”
Now he remembered that he had something to do. He turned on his phone and clicked on the software Tong Jing sent him. He wanted to see what Cao Chuchu was doing.
"Brother Xiaomo!" Zhuang said loudly, "You have no sense of public morality."
, "Am I so ungrateful?" Xiao Mo opened his hands and looked at Zhuang Zhuang, "Zhuang Zhuang, you kid, please explain your words to me clearly today."
The old man in the guard room had been staring at Xiaomo and Zhuangzhuang, as if he were looking at two prostitutes, thinking that he hadn't heard clearly what the two of them were chattering about.
Zhuang Zhuang found the old man in the guard room and walked over with a pout, "Uncle, please judge me. I have been with this man for so long and call him boss every day. Now that I have a problem and he doesn't help me, you
Does he treat me as a brother if he is like this?"
"Ah? What did you say?" The old man stretched his head and looked at Zhuang Zhuang. "What did you say?"
Zhuangzhuang repeated it again.
"I can't hear you clearly, I'm a little deaf," the old man said.
Holy shit!
Zhuangzhuang was furious. What the hell was he wasting his time on? "What are you doing, old man!"
"Uncle **!" The old man stretched out his hand and hit Zhuang Zhuang on the head. "You damn boy, how dare you scold me!"
Ah! Zhuangzhuang covered his head and jumped up. "Aren't you deaf?"
Xiaomo waited for the phone's response and then looked at Zhuangzhuang, "You deserve it. I asked your kid to pretend to be a b*tch for me."
The old man looked at Zhuang Zhuang and said contemptuously: "I can tell what you want to say just by looking at the shape of your mouth. You are so old-fashioned when I was a kid, and you are showing off to me."
"**!" Zhuang Zhuang covered his head and pushed back a step.
The old man looked at Zhuang Zhuang's mouth and said, "What did you say?"
"I said hello, haha..." Zhuang Zhuang said with a smile.
The old man snorted "**you"
Damn it.
Zhuangzhuang almost knelt on the ground and looked at Xiaomo with confusion, "Was there English in ancient times?"
"As tall as you are, haven't you seen that old man wearing Apple headphones?" Xiao Mo twisted his strong ears and asked him to look at the old man in the guard room, "See clearly."
Zhuangzhuang saw a headphone cord plugged into the old man's ear. He was speechless. His balls still hurt!
Xiao Mo stretched out his hand and pushed Zhuang Zhuang out of the door. "Just pretend to be poor! Go home quickly."
"Brother Xiaomo, I've kept it in mind. You are the one who refuses to save me!" Zhuang Zhuang was very unhappy with Xiaomo's current behavior. "Just continue to sneeze, and someone might come over with a knife to chop you in a while."
You!"
After saying that, he ran towards the gate and shouted: Taxi.
"Damn it, I'll beat you to death." Xiao Mo replied boringly. When talking to a retarded person like Zhuang Zhuang, he found that his memory and IQ have deteriorated. Anyway, all functions are not as good as before.
In addition to erectile function.
He held his cell phone and continued to flip through it. As a result, he flipped through it too fast and the cell phone froze. Damn it!
At this moment, he sneezed suddenly again, **, what is this going on?
Zhuangzhuang rushed out of the gate and rushed to the street. A taxi happened to come from the right.
He stretched out his hand and waved.
At this moment, the taxi stopped on the street. As he was about to go over, he saw a person coming out. He rolled his eyes and almost died.
Damn it, I saw a little boy with four eyes walking over with a big sword.
His heart was pounding, and he thought that he must not be found. He suddenly thought of Xiaomo. Haha, he must be looking for Brother Xiaomo to pretend to be stupid, and he wanted to laugh out loud.
In the end, he controlled it. It was inappropriate for him to laugh at this time. After all, the man holding the knife seemed to have evil intentions!
He concluded that the more polite a person is, the more he will think of an animal when doing things, and sometimes he will be more like an animal than an animal.
He pretended to be very calm, not wanting to look at the little boy, and walked towards the street.
This person is none other than my cousin with four eyes!
Holding the knife, he stood at the gate and glanced inwardly, then looked at Zhuang Zhuang and said, "Stop!"
When Zhuangzhuang heard this, his heart skipped a beat, and he almost got stuck. He pretended that he hadn't heard anything and kept walking forward.
I'm going to go.
"I'm talking about you, you damn fat man!" Little Four-Eyed Cousin pointed at Zhuang Zhuang with a knife, "Stop."
Zhuang Zhuang stood up straight this time. He originally wanted to call Xiao Mo, but before he could say anything, the saber was already pointing at his neck.
"I called you just now, why didn't you stop?"
The little four-eyed cousin asked: "Tell me!"
"Brother, I, didn't I hear that?
Zhuangzhuang said angrily.
"Didn't you hear it? I was so loud, but you didn't hear it?" The little four-eyed cousin came over and grabbed Zhuang Zhuang's ear and twisted it. "Do you think my words are farts?"
"No, I don't dare." Zhuang Zhuang didn't dare to fight back. The knife was on his neck now. "I'm behind my ears." He pointed to his ears anxiously, "I can't hear many words."
"Damn it, it's your uncle's fault!" the little four-eyed cousin cursed.
Zhuangzhuang still pretended not to hear, but at this time he had already greeted everyone in the cousin's family.
Xiao Siyan was quite satisfied with Zhuang Zhuang's performance. "Haha, are you from this school?"
"Uh-huh, yes!" Zhuangzhuang replied quickly.
"Are you scared when you see me?" asked the little four-eyed cousin.
Zhuangzhuang nodded.
"How scared are you?" the little four-eyed cousin said with a bad smile, holding the knife and gesturing on Zhuang Zhuang's neck.
To be continued...