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Chapter 44 The world is crazy

Brother Huang Tu didn't know yet that someone had plotted against him. He sat down for a while before he remembered that he had been holding in a piece of shit and hadn't pooped yet.

Everyone has this characteristic, right?

That is, when you think of something, the thing comes faster and more urgently.

For example, internal emergency...

When Brother Huang Tu thought about it, he couldn't hold it in anymore, so he took the paper and rushed outside.

"Boom"

He held the handle and kept pulling it, but the door couldn't be opened.

I wipe it, but why can't it be pulled open?

When I opened the curtains and took a look, I was instantly confused and said, "I'm going to go, what bastard is going to mess with me?"

At this time, Brother Huang Tu had already choked enough and bent over to find the trash can. After a long time of effort, he moved to the trash can next to the table. Unexpectedly, he just took off his pants and underwear before he completely

I couldn't hold it in any longer, and all of my shit popped out.

Since the trash can was on the inside of his desk, he was facing the desk with his butt sticking out.

At this time, the cup came, and what came out was all watery soup. It penetrated through the gaps in the fabric of the underwear. Not only did the computer crash, but it also made the documents on the table stink.

"I'm going..." Brother Huang Tu was so sad. He was so sick that he wanted to vomit when he saw all the computers flying.

When he saw the documents on the table again, he immediately went crazy and said, "Nima, this is an important document that will be handed over to the board of directors tomorrow..."

He quickly reached out to get the documents on the table. The importance of these documents had a great bearing on his future promotion, so he had to care about them.

He forgot one thing, he didn't take off his pants, only down to his ankles.

As soon as he took action, he tripped and fell.

The entire front of his body rushed forward. God really loved him. Half of his face was pressed against the computer, wiping all the holes out of him.

Brother Huang Tu was really miserable. In a hurry, he grabbed the documents on the table and wiped his face.

As a result, he had the urge to jump off the building, and he was about to cry without tears. "Nima, what kind of turtle grandson is trying to trick me..."

Xiao Mo, as for Xiao Mo, was already striding outside the school with his schoolbag on his shoulder.

He was humming even more, the most awesome song "Uneasy" at the moment, "Ah ah ah yo...ah my brother, my knife, my big knife..."

Not to mention, Xiao Mo sings very energetically, and he firmly believes that this is a catalytic song that you can listen to even if you can't shit!

Arrived at home.

"Sister Jing, you don't look good?" Xiao Mo threw his schoolbag on the sofa and walked straight towards Tong Jing.

"Humph." Tong Jing turned her face to the side.

Xiao Mo seemed to understand something. He didn't learn how to pick up girls in vain. He could get effective information about various sounds and actions of women. "Are you sick?" He stretched out his hand and touched Tong Jing's face.

Touched it on the head.

"Go away and ignore me from now on!" Tong Jing knocked Xiaomo's hand off directly.

"Why are you angry with me? I don't seem to be angry with you today..." Xiao Mo sat down next to Tong Jing.

"You!" Tong Jing stared at Xiao Mo, her anger suddenly coming out.

When she was about to have an attack, she suppressed it because she didn't know how she could be like this.

I went, I asked him to pick up girls, but now I care so much?

The more I thought about it, the more something was wrong. I stood up and hummed twice, "Let's cook!" and then went upstairs.

Seeing Tong Jing twisting her butt and going upstairs, Xiao Mo felt as if her heart was blossoming.

Let me go, this is a woman.

It seems that those old monsters are really not just for you, and those who are entrusted to you are all real people.

I put on my apron and went out to the kitchen.

After having dinner with Tong Jing, Tong Jing went straight to the second floor without saying a word.

Xiaomo was really depressed. He had never seen Tong Jing like this before.

Oops, let me go...what kind of situation is this?

He also followed Tong Jing's footsteps and went upstairs.

"Sister Jing, shall we watch a movie?" Xiaomo handed one of the washed apples to Tong Jing.

Tong Jing took it without any courtesy and ate it "No time..."

"Are you jealous?" Xiao Mo said with a smile.

"Go away." Tong Jing glared at Xiao Mo, "You have to remember that your first priority is not to pick up the teacher, but Wang Yarong. Do you understand?"

"Yeah, I understand, I understand very well!" Xiao Mo couldn't help but nod, and then brought the topic to the movie, "Well, let's watch "Color is Emptiness"..."

"Look at it, what a mood." Tong Jing shook her long hair and stood up.

Her hair was thrown directly into Xiao Mo's face.

Xiaomo immediately said, "Sister Jing, your hair smells so good."

Tong Jing turned around and touched her long hair, glaring at Xiao Mo, "When my sister's hair reaches her waist, how about I strangle you to death?"

Turned around and entered the bedroom.

"Fuck you." Xiao Mo couldn't let go. He stood up and yelled at Tong Jing, "Treat me like a fool. Girl, can I marry you?"

"Boom"

Tong Jing closed the door directly, shutting out Xiao Mo's voice.

Oh, it's so boring.

Xiao Mo patted his legs and stood up, saying "Let's go practice" and returned to the bedroom.

His bedroom is next to Tong Jing's. There are 4 bedrooms upstairs and three more downstairs.

This is already considered a good high-end villa.

Entering the bedroom, Xiaomo opened Tong Jing's book to buy him a robot computer.

Then he took off all his clothes.

Open the pre-stored seeds and broadcast the most awesome European and American specials.

Sit cross-legged on the bed, adjust your mentality, face the computer, and stare at the screen.

This is him practicing. He is practicing the Osmanthus Book of Osmanthus.

It's so hard down there that I can't even hold it up, so I'm so strong?

It's almost there, hurry, hurry...

He controls himself with his thoughts.

Just when he was about to come out, unfortunately the computer flashed and the screen went off.

I go……

Xiaomo's nose spurted blood, "Nima, what is going on?"

In an emergency, if there is a fire-fighting situation, who would be willing to put it aside?

He was very annoyed, so he got out of bed to take a look and found that the power cord was loose.

The power cord was connected from the socket behind the door. In order to solve this problem, after plugging in the power cord, he turned to the back of the door and plugged in the power cord there as well.

After everything was done, I felt a little happy because I could watch porn movies again.

My heart was so excited that my dick was also freezing.

As soon as he stood up, the door was pushed open forcefully, and Xiao Mo lay directly on the wall. "Oh, don't you look so miserable? My little brother seems to be broken..."

"Jiang Xiaomo!" Tong Jing shouted as she opened the door, then closed the door when she saw that Xiaomo was no longer there.

As for Xiao Mo, when Tong Jing was about to close the door, he actually agreed, "I'm here..."

Go ahead, what a tragedy...

Tong Jing heard the voice and pushed the door open directly and vigorously, "Where is it?"
Chapter completed!
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