"What's wrong?" The tall man stared, "Did you swallow it?"

"Um!"

He spat out the money in his mouth and said, "Go away, did you really swallow the money?" The tall man reached out and slapped the short man on the head, "You are a pig.

You will eat shit later..." He spread the money in his hands and said, "Ah! Why is half of it missing?" He stretched out his hand and took it into his mouth. After playing with it for a while, he stretched out his hand and said "Ah" again.

He jumped up and said, "Hey, where did the big half go?" He spread his hands and looked at the short man, "Tell me, where did the half go?"

The short man worked hard and shouted to the tall man, "You fucking swallowed..." and pulled him over to "spit it out..."

The tall man raised his hand and slapped the short man on the face. "Why did I swallow it?"

"Why did you hit me?" The short man looked at the tall man aggrievedly, hoping he would give a satisfactory explanation.

"I'm stupid. I hit myself. It hurts. If not, who would you hit?" the tall man explained, bent down and vomited.

Xiaomo looked sideways at the two beggars in front of him on the ground, with a look of contempt in his eyes. It was enough to meet two beggars who were robbing him, but why did he meet such stupid beggars? It made him want to contribute to the country.

To make a contribution to the urban management cause, he half sat up and said "two 2b..."

"Who are you talking about 2b?" The tall man turned around and glared at Xiao Mo after hearing what he said. Looking at Xiao Mo who had no strength at all on the ground, his courage suddenly swelled in his belly as if he was pregnant with a child.

The short man touched his head and said softly: "It seems to be about us."

"Nonsense!" The tall man slapped the short man on the head again. "Of course I know what we are talking about."

"Fuck him!" they both said in unison.

"Stop!" Xiao Mo made a stop gesture. He didn't have any strength to change his hands now, and his physical strength was far inferior to that of a beggar. A beggar is used to being hungry, and he can survive without eating for several days.

Ultraman was equally impressive, but he was not. If he was beaten again, he would probably go to see Mona Lisa. He thought, these two beggars must not care about life. He went to college for three years.

With his experience, he will definitely be able to deal with them, and he said: "You robbed my money, how can you be so reasonable? If I don't move, you will get it, don't make trouble at your age, do you know?"

The two beggars were confused for a while, "What do you mean?"

"I'm tired of living!" Xiao Mo stretched out his hand to comb his hair and made a gesture that he thought was cool. "Do you understand?"

The short beggar looked at the tall man and said, "He said the money was his!"

"Let's pee and sleep. This is what Sister Chang'e gave us." The tall man directly refuted the little man's words, "Don't let others say we are stupid, just think of yourself as second-rate."

The short man nodded and shouted to Xiao Mo: "Yes, it was given to us by Sister Chang'e..."

"Holy shit, what the fuck, Sister Chang'e, are you thinking about shit?" Xiao Mo wanted to laugh but couldn't because he was so hungry that he had no energy to laugh.

"This is what we asked for. How many beauties did we ask Sister Chang'e for a few days ago?" the short beggar hurriedly explained to Xiao Mo.

Xiao Mo didn't even take a breath and lay down on the ground again. "If I were Chang'e, I would directly reward you two with two grenades."

"Stop talking nonsense." The tall man walked directly to Xiao Mo and kicked him on the head. "Get out of here..." He turned back to the short man and said, "Hurry up and go to the nook over there and pull out the money."

, I just ate it, I guess it hasn’t been digested yet.”

"Ah? Still pooping? I was so hungry yesterday that I ate all my poop. How can I poop out?" The short man came over closely.

"Yes, I just had a bowel movement and ate again, and now I really can't pull it out." The tall man touched his head.

Xiao Mo was kicked by the tall beggar, and he was so angry that he simply lay down on the ground, "You are all stupid, suck it out with your mouth..."

"Oh, yes!" The tall man jumped up. "What a great idea, why didn't I think of it? Come on, I'll lay on your butt and suck my eyes..."

The short man interrupted him directly, "Okay, then I'll suck it for you, let's go..."

Xiaomo, who was lying on the ground, was not ready for a moment and vomited out all the food he had eaten a month ago. Because he was lying on his face and did not greet him well, his face was covered with filth. "I x,

What the hell are these two doing..."

After a long time, he had enough strength to stand up. Looking at the two beggars walking away, he spat twice, stretched out his hand to wipe his face, and when his fingers passed across his lips, he unconsciously licked "It's pretty good."

The taste, even though I am the second one, is much better than those two shit-eating bastards..." He comforted himself and walked forward while clutching his hungry belly. He was so hungry now that his eyes were filled with stars and he was extremely tired...

…

Xiao Mo estimated that he had walked five blocks without meeting a single living person. He once again fell into confusion and despair.

Standing at the intersection of the street, I don't know where to go.

Waves of ethereal singing came from the nightclub: If everything is God's will

everything is fate

It's doomed after all

…………

With a "click", a car sped over from a distance.

Xiao Mo jumped up and hid on the side of the road, "You don't have eyes!"

Tong Jing was driving from home, with a crying face and great sadness, as she chased her sister desperately on the street. She saw a person standing on the street from a distance, and before she had time to react, the car passed by that person.

passed by.

After sliding far away, Tong Jing stopped the car, turned around and shouted: "You don't have eyes? Didn't you see the car? Blind man..."

"Sister Jing..." When Xiao Mo heard Tong Jing's voice, he jumped and shouted as if he had seen a life-saving Bodhisattva.

Crazy hungry.

Tong Jing saw clearly that it was Xiao Mo and frowned, "Go away, don't call me sister, do I know you? Why did I meet you, a loser again!"

Xiao Mo was a little surprised when he saw Tong Jing's look, and walked feebly to the car, "What's wrong with you?"

"You need to take care of it!" Tong Jing said and started the car. "Get out of here, you unlucky man..."

"Sister Jing, what's wrong with you? Why are you crying?" Xiao Mo held the car door and looked at Tong Jing intently.

Tong Jing was about to start the car when she suddenly heard Xiao Mo's words. She felt a little bit sour in her heart. She stepped on the brakes and stopped moving. "What? You want to vent your anger on me?" She looked at Xiao Mo sideways.

Xiao Mo was inspired by hunger, and his manhood suddenly started to smoke and he ran out, "***, whoever dares to bully you, I will, just..."

"Get in the car!" Tong Jing replied simply.

"Ah?" Xiao Mo was a little surprised and stood at the door of the car without moving.

"Get in the car and let's go!" Tong Jing said repeatedly.

Xiao Mo got into the car in a panic. Before he could sit firmly, Tong Jing started the car and hit the windshield in front of him. "Ouch..."

"Sit tight!" Tong Jing glared at Xiao Mo and suddenly frowned, "What does it smell like?"
Chapter completed!