Chapter 94, Bragging B
Brother Huang Tu looked at Xiao Mo's nervous expression, "What's wrong? Your grandpa is not free?"
I'll go and have a look, am I confused?
Xiao Mo swallowed the hamburger that was stuck in his mouth. "Here, yes, you have time."
"Okay, invite him to my house tonight..."
Brother Huang Tu's eyes turned pleading.
"Ahem..."
Xiao Mo had just pushed the bit of hamburger into his throat, but was aroused by Huang Tuge's words, and now it's coming back.
Let my grandpa go to his house in the evening?
I am like a god.
Xiaomo's balls ached, and she was so bragging.
Grandpa has been buried for n years, how can he be easily invited? Where is his old man?
Is Brother Huang Tu confused?
So serious.
"What happened again?"
Brother Huang Tu looked seriously at Xiao Mo, who was in trouble. "Your grandpa is not free at night? How about you give me the phone number, I will give it to him, tell him the situation, and I will go to him in person. To be honest, I am not satisfied with what you said, I am sick
For many years, I have been taking medicines from the hospital, but they have never worked! Oh, thank God for letting me meet a descendant of a miracle doctor!"
Damn, the hat is worn quite high.
Xiao Mo’s balls hurt so much that he wants to pee. Damn, who knows the phone number of the underworld?
He rubbed his head and said, "Director, why don't you wait? My grandfather is on a business trip now..."
Brother Huang Tu was not happy when he heard this, "I'm begging you now, don't forget, I still have leverage over you, and I can ask the school to persuade you to leave at any time!"
Make a cross in a circle.
Xiaomo looked at Brother Huang Tu, "Doesn't this sound like you are begging me?"
He didn't dare to lose his temper, "Director, how could I lie to you? You can't say this in front of my grandpa from now on."
He started to bullshit again, but he couldn't help it. Last time, the bullshit was too big and he couldn't stop it. Now he had to start bullshit on a larger area.
Brother Huang Tu slapped the table, causing the plates to rattle, "What's wrong? I have the right to persuade you to leave. I said the same thing when your grandpa came. If he still doesn't say a good word to me, he might give me free medical expenses."
.And you might even want to treat me to a big dinner."
It seems that this guy has taken advantage of ordinary people.
The corner of Xiaomo's mouth moved but he said nothing. He was laughing so hard in his heart that he wanted to spit it out.
Invite you to dinner?
Haha, a mountain of swords and a sea of fire, putting it in a frying pan, eating dirt and garbage...
He was bragging anyway, but he was not afraid. He smiled calmly, "Director, my grandpa is very awesome now! He is not afraid of bullies..."
"Hmph, what kind of a**? You are in my hands, no matter how awesome he is, what else can he do?"
Brother Huang Tu mainly looked at Xiaomo's file when he came here. Tong Jing only filled in the file as the son of a small businessman, so he now speaks with confidence.
If I don’t brag to you, you won’t shed tears!
Xiao Mo said sternly: "Director, you can despise me now, but you can't despise my grandfather. Do you know America?"
Brother Huang Tu shook his head to make sure he heard correctly, "Does this have anything to do with the United States?"
"Ahem." Xiao Mo coughed dryly, "There is a gangland in the United States, Las Vegas, do you know?"
Brother Huang Tu didn't know what Xiaomo was doing, but he still nodded, "Yeah, I know!"
Who on earth doesn’t know...
"There is a Lyon gang there, and my grandfather is being invited by them to treat the father of their gang boss..."
Xiaomo was bragging, now he's in a good position.
Brother Huang Tu almost fell off the sofa.
So awesome?
He looked at Xiao Mo in disbelief, "You can just bullshit me, I can still say that I am a terrorist."
His speaking voice is a bit loud, mainly to reflect his own class.
However, now the highlight comes out.
The entire western restaurant has calmed down. Most of the people who come here to eat are couples, petty bourgeoisie, etc. Anyway, they are all well-educated people.
Especially people who are really meaningful speak very quietly.
Brother Huang Tu shouted so loudly that he immediately drowned out everyone else's voices.
All the customers in the western restaurant turned their attention to Xiaomo and Huang Tuge at the same time.
Xiao Mo felt like he wanted to pee laughing, he was a terrorist, thanks to Brother Huang Tu who could boast about it.
Brother Huang Tu stood up and looked at the people in the Western restaurant, and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I was bragging to him just now. How could I be a terrorist? Besides, I think I am so polite.
, and I don’t want to be the son of a terrorist.” He pointed to the sofa he had just made, “Can he testify for me?”
The whole restaurant burst into laughter. Where can you find someone like this these days?
He glanced towards the opposite side and found that Xiao Mo was no longer there.
Holy shit!
Xiao Mo stood in the aisle and whispered to the customers at other tables: "Don't pay attention, everyone." He pointed to his head, "There is something wrong with this guy."
Brother Huang Tu's face turned blue with anger, which shows that bragging is not a job for ordinary people.
After all, he is a leader, and he still has some grace. He said to the people in the western restaurant: "I will punish myself with a drink..."
Xiao Mo ran back in an instant, grabbed the cup on the table that he had just spit out, handed it to Brother Huang Tu, and whispered: "The cup that Teacher Cao drank from just now..."
When Brother Huang Tu heard this, his face became a little better. He raised the Coke, threw the lid away, and drank it.
The people in the Western restaurant just regarded this as a second-rate incident, and most people didn't care.
Such a commotion actually inflated the atmosphere of the entire space.
Brother Huang Tu wiped the Coca-Cola on his lips with unsatisfied intentions and glared at Xiao Mo, "Don't brag to me. Hurry up and ask your grandpa to give me a prescription..."
Xiaomo felt quite happy...
Brother Huang Tu is indirectly drinking the coke he vomited.
He said seriously: "Director, you have also seen what happens when you brag. I really am not bragging. If not, I will call you the gang headquarters phone number that my grandfather left for me..."
Brother Huang Tu knew what Xiao Mo meant. He looked at Xiao Mo in disbelief. Is this kid so awesome?
He didn't bother to care, and waved his hand, "No, I don't understand English..."
This sentence was said very kindly.
Xiao Mo smiled slightly, "Well, so, my grandpa has to come back for a few days. If he comes back then, I will notify you as soon as possible. How about it?"
He can only drag it back. If he can drag it until the moment of magic, it is the moment of magic.
Anyway, bullshit can be blown infinitely.
Brother Huang Tu nodded heavily, "Yeah, that's fine. You can just bring him to my house when the time comes."
Chapter completed!