The silly girl became lazier day by day and did not want to go to the mountain to chop firewood. She slept at home all day and looked listless. Mr. Liangtian was worried that the silly girl was sick, so he called Guo Ziyi to check on the silly girl.

Guo Ziyi often said that the silly girl is the lucky star of our Guoyu Village. Since the birth of the silly girl, even wolves dare not enter Guoyu Village casually. That is not a lie. The silly girl is the patron saint of Guoyu Village. Almost

All the beasts were frightened when they saw Han Nu. Han Nu stomped her foot and the mountains trembled. Han Nu roared and the birds disappeared. When she heard that Han Nu was sick, Guo Ziyi did not dare to delay and followed Lao Liangtian to Han Nu's house.

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The silly girl lazily opened her eyes, and the first thing she asked when she saw Guo Ziyi was: "Grandpa, have you seen Leng Mu?"

Guo Ziyi was relieved. It turned out that the silly girl was lovesick. The two old men smiled at the silly girl and said, "Don't worry, Lengmu will come to see you in a few days." The silly girl smiled, and she looked like a gorilla. Guo Ziyi

Said: "Silly girl, stretch out your hand and let grandpa check your pulse to see what disease my stupid girl has." The stupid girl stretched out her arm in front of Guo Ziyi. Guo Ziyi saw that the stupid girl's hands were covered with yellow fuzz, and the old man was silent.

He thought that this silly girl might be the result of the mating between a human and an orangutan... After checking the pulse, Guo Ziyi smiled and said to Lao Liangtian: "Your granddaughter is pregnant, she is pregnant with Lengmu's child."

As soon as the silly girl heard that she was pregnant, she hugged the two grandfathers tightly with her arms, made a grimace, wrinkled her nose and eyes, opened her mouth and kissed her from left to right, which made the two grandfathers feel weak.

After they broke up, the two grandfathers tore the silly girl apart fiercely. The silly girl suddenly ran into the yard, singing and dancing, which frightened Mr. Liangtian and shouted: "Silly girl, don't be crazy, be careful of what's in your belly."

child"!

The silly girl touched her belly and saw the sun smiling at her. The silly girl rushed out of the yard happily. Even the dogs in the village were proud of themselves and kept having fun around the silly girl. The silly girl saw Potato carrying a load.

Water, Niao Tingting came over, stepped forward and hugged the potato tightly, and gnawed the potato while hugging the potato. The two buckets of water spilled all over the floor. The potato struggled to tear the silly girl apart, and turned around to see two grandfathers chasing after her, pointing at the silly girl to Mr. Liangtian.

Complaint: "Grandpa, this silly girl is crazy about men! She just thought I was a man, hugged me and bit me, leaving blood marks on my face. I won't let you go when the lump comes back!"

Master Liangtian said: "The silly girl is pregnant, she is so happy."

When I heard that the silly girl was pregnant, Yangtao was quite surprised. I had never heard of the silly girl getting married. Who sowed this seed? That silly girl looks like an orangutan. Would any man be attracted to her? Are you interested in the silly girl?

It’s been a long time since I fell asleep on the kang, but I could only see sowing but no seeds sprouting. I still haven’t seen any reaction in my stomach. I heard that there is a kind of tree spirit in the woods that can make women pregnant.

Wasn't the tree spirit planting the seeds?

The silly girl laughed and ran towards the woods. Mr. Liangtian was about to chase him away, but Guo Ziyi grabbed him and said, "Let the silly girl go crazy. That woman is not silly and is happy. I'll ask Quanfa's daughter-in-law to fire a few jobs later."

Let’s take a few sips of the food.”

The silly girl ran into the woods, ran down the hillside, and ran to the ditch where her wife was peeing. She saw an elk and her children drinking water by the stream. The silly girl raised her arms and waved to the elk. The elk ran away in fear and hid.

Entering the woods, I stared at the silly girl with frightened eyes. The silly girl stood by the stream and saw her beautiful figure reflected in the stream. She suddenly became shy and covered her eyes with her hands. After a moment, she spread her fingers apart and secretly

She looked left and right, afraid that someone would pry into her mind. An old turtle climbed out of the water and stared at the silly girl with green eyes. He saw the silly girl caressing his belly covered with fluff, and felt a little confused. It slowly

He slowly returned to the water, paused for a while, then reluctantly poked his head out of the grass.

An eagle flew over and hovered over the silly girl's head for a long time. He watched the silly girl slowly take off her clothes, looked around, admiring her own appearance, then picked up the mountain spring water, slowly rubbed herself, and a lock of long hair floated on her face.

Her chest felt full of comfort... Suddenly, the silly girl opened her big mouth and roared, making the mountains tremble. The sun hurriedly got into the clouds, not daring to face the silly girl's sadness: "Lengmu, you are a bastard."

, where are you dying? I am pregnant with your baby, do you know?”

Mr. Liangtian discussed with Guo Ziyi and decided not to let the silly girl work anymore. The two brothers drank and talked. This may be God's will. Guo Yucun gave birth to a god. No matter whether the silly girl gave birth to a boy or a girl, for Guo Yucun

It was a great blessing that the big god gave birth to a small god to protect Guoyu Village from wolves, insects, tigers and leopards. To make Hannu eat well, she must at least eat two sides of steamed buns. Guo Ziyi immediately took out a jar and marinated it in the jar.

While preparing the badger meat that he was reluctant to eat on weekdays, the old man even called his grandson's daughter-in-law Nian Cuiying and said to Cuiying: "Idiot is pregnant. From now on, you can go to Mr. Liangtian more often. Is there any inconvenience to you, Idiot?"

Just help her." Cuiying was a little curious and asked: "Who is the son-in-law of the silly girl?" Mr. Liangtian stroked his beard and laughed loudly: "The son-in-law of the silly daughter guards the Nantianmen."

The news of the silly girl's pregnancy became big news in Guoyucun. People rushed to tell each other, wondering how the silly girl could be pregnant. However, almost all people had no ill intentions towards the silly girl's pregnancy, and the trivial matter between men and women could not be explained in itself.

, Moreover, although the silly girl is extremely powerful, she never bullies anyone. Even the children in the village are not afraid when they see the silly girl. They all follow the silly girl and make fun of the silly girl. Guo Ziyi said that the silly girl is a lucky star,

This sentence was recognized by everyone in the village. Only one person felt sour when he heard that the silly girl was pregnant. This person was Yangtao. It was not that the silly girl's pregnancy had any impact on her. The important thing was why she couldn't get pregnant herself? Yangyao decided

Go find the silly girl and ask her, what secrets does this woman have about her pregnancy?

Yang Yao stopped the silly girl under the crooked neck tree at the entrance of the village and asked directly: "Han Nu, are you pregnant?" The silly girl touched her belly and felt proud: That's it. Yang Yao looked at no one around and asked mysteriously.

He said: "Tell me about your experience, how can a woman get pregnant?" The silly girl was a little surprised: "The lump has not penetrated you"? Yangyao's face was a little dim: "I have, every day, the kang has collapsed several times, but it doesn't work. I am pregnant."

"I can't get pregnant." The silly girl pretended to be experienced and said, "Take off your pants and let me see." Yangyao thought, what's so great about a woman looking at a woman, so she said, "Let's go to the woods."

The two came to a dense forest. Yang Yao took off his pants. The innocent girl saw that the middle of her legs was like her own. There was a bottomless city gate hidden among the lush water plants. The honest girl touched the water plants with her hands.

Yangyao immediately felt the excitement of love. The silly girl put her finger into the hole of the city gate and stirred it. Yangyao screamed: "Oh silly girl, your fingers are thicker than those with pimples"! The silly girl asked: "Shaohe

(In dialect, it means comfortable), right? Then I'll stir it a little more." The potato hugged the innocent girl, clamped her fingers tightly with her legs, and the eggs shook like jelly.

When I got home, Yang Yao had a strange feeling. She was a little nauseous and wanted to vomit. She thought that the silly girl's fingers couldn't be pregnant, so what's going on? Could it be that she caught a cold? It's easy to catch a cold. In the past, every time

When catching a cold, Yang Yao drinks half a bowl of spicy water. After drinking the spicy water and covering his head with a quilt, he will start to sweat, and he will feel relaxed. Yang Yao does the same thing, and after drinking the spicy water, he sleeps on the kang with a quilt covering his head and sweats. As a result, the sweat does not come out, but instead

The mother-in-law became even more disgusted. Seeing her daughter-in-law acting like this, her mother-in-law said to Yangyao: "Go and see shopkeeper Guo."

Guo Ziyi can treat common minor illnesses and responds to the villagers' requests. She never charges money for medical treatment. When the young daughter-in-law in the village sees Guo Ziyi, she calls her grandpa. Grandpa and his grandson's daughter-in-law can joke around. When Guo Ziyi sees Yangyao, she asks: "What's wrong? The pimple has just gone away."

I've been feeling flustered for a few days, and I'm going to come back to cure your illness."

Yangyao said: "My disease cannot be cured, so I came to you to treat it. How about it? The old cow still wants to eat tender grass."

Guo Ziyi didn't expect Yangyao to stab him for such a long time, and suddenly felt that there was no place for his old face. He smiled coquettishly and said: "This kid's mouth is more powerful than a knife. Come here and let grandpa diagnose your pulse." After Guo Ziyi diagnosed the pulse, he said to Yangyao:

"You are happy."

Yangyao smiled naively: "Master, please don't lie to me."

Guo Ziyi deliberately said angrily: "Baby, why did I lie to you? Okay, I can't cure your disease, find someone else to cure it for you."

Yangyao suddenly hugged Guo Ziyi and kissed her: "Hey! I call you Ye, right?"

Guo Ziyi saw something strange about Yang Yao. She stroked her beard and joked: "Your father calls me uncle. What do you call me? I want to go."

Yangyao suddenly cried: "A master shouldn't lie to others, right?"

Guo Ziyi suddenly understood and said seriously: "It's true, Yangtao, I won't lie to you. I have never lied to anyone in my more than sixty years of life. You are really happy."

Yangyao said nothing more and left Guo Ziyi's house silently, muttering as she walked: "I'm pregnant, I'm pregnant, I'm pregnant..." When she got home, her mother-in-law asked Yangyao: "Have you checked with shopkeeper Guo?" Yangyao replied: "

I'm pregnant." The mother-in-law said in surprise: "Really"? It's still the same sentence: "I'm pregnant." The mother-in-law grabbed an old hen that was laying eggs, put it on the stone steps in the yard, and cut off the chicken's head with a knife.

Chop it up and make a pot of chicken soup for Yang Yao. Yang Yao picked up the chicken soup and took a sip. He put down the bowl, stood up, and left the house and yard. Her mother-in-law shouted from behind: "Yao Yao, what are you doing if you don't drink chicken soup?"

"Go"? Yangyao said: "You go back first, I will be back in a while."

After a while, Yang Yao came in, holding Han Nu with one hand, and forced Han Nu to the wooden pier, and said, "My mother made some chicken soup, and you also have a bowl. Grandpa Guo said, I am pregnant just like you. We are both pregnant."

They are all pregnant, haha." The mother-in-law had no choice but to scoop a bowl of chicken soup for the silly girl. The old man saw that the two young women looked strange, and they were both a little abnormal.

After drinking chicken soup, the silly girl walked in front, Yangyao followed, and walked into the woods. Yangyao took off his pants and said to the silly girl: "If you stir it with your finger, I will be pregnant. If you stir it again, look."

Can I have twins?"
Chapter completed!