Huohuo originally lived in Wagou Town and was a small stove maker. He filled pots for others every day and made kitchen knives, scissors, sickles, hoes, shovels, hoes and other farm equipment and furniture. He also did some silver work and made silver bracelets.

Hairpins and the like, I earn a little money either by drinking or gambling, and spend it all easily. At the age of forty, I am still single without a wife.

A life without a wife is called a happy life. One person has enough to eat and the whole family is not hungry. The sky is the second to the elder. There is no one to care about, no restraint, no children, and no future troubles.

Although he has no wife, the cock between his legs has never been idle. If a man's family does not have a woman, he will not be called a man. Women from poor families love to take advantage, and they can coax a woman to take off her pants by giving them a little sweetness. This is very common.

Use a pair of scissors or a silver ring as bait to seduce those women, and you often succeed, which is not without satisfaction.

On this day, Zhang Yuer's newly married six-bedroom mother-in-law came to the stove maker's stove, took out two silver coins from her blue satin jacket, and asked Huohuo to help her make two silver hairpins. Huohuo accepted it.

A woman's silver dollar, a pair of thieves eyes on the woman

After looking at it for a long time, he said to the woman: "Hairpins are a very thin way to make a living. I will make two "Phoenix Plays with Peonies" for you." The woman said: "As long as you make them beautiful, your wages will not be reduced. I want that."

The woman will pick it up in three days."

After the woman left, Huohuo took the two silver coins in his hand and played with them carefully. He was still thinking about the woman's tender face and thought that Zhang Yu'er was so lucky that he had six or seven wives alone... He was here

Melt the silver coins on the stove, then take out the mold of "Phoenix Playing with Peonies" and pour the silver water into the mold.

Inside, the first process has just been completed. The rest of the work is all done by hand. To do fine work, you need to polish it patiently. That kind of polishing skill cannot be practiced in a day, it is a kind of deliberate thinking.

A hairpin is a work of art, and the polished "Phoenix Playing with Peonies" is lifelike.

Three days later, the sixth aunt came to pick up the hairpin as promised. Huohuo took out the polished hairpin and showed it to the woman. As expected, the woman couldn't put it down. With a smile on her young face, she tilted her head and asked Huohuo: "How much does it cost?" Huohuo had already lost his mind.

While the woman was looking down at the hairpin, he stretched out his hand and pinched the woman.

The woman was furious, slapped Huo Huo twice loudly, then turned around and left. Huo Huo spent three days and slapped Huo Huo twice, like a bored pig, a little dizzy. But after that, he didn't say much.

I think, this kind of embarrassing thing has happened before, not all

Some women like to take advantage, but not all women can fall in love with Huo Huo. Huo Huo can think about it. What's the use of good-looking women? They look exactly the same after taking off their pants. What's the big deal after being beaten twice? You can't seek death and survive.

Give yourself some relief: The broken woman hit her grandfather twice.

But after the sixth aunt came home and lied in Zhang Yu'er's arms, Zhang Yu'er must avenge her. Zhang Yu'er is also a person who doesn't like to cause trouble, coaxing his little wife while being absent-minded, this kind of scandal

We can't make a big fuss. If it makes a big fuss, there will be various theories, and Zhang Yu'er won't be able to clean it up.

But that woman was not a light-hearted person. When she saw that Zhang Yu'er refused to support her, she came up with a cruel trick. That day, the sixth aunt deliberately dressed up in a flashy style, with a piece of silver polished by Huo Huo in her hair.

Wearing a hairpin, three-inch golden lotus and a pair of embroidered soft shoes, she walked to Huohuo's stove. Huohuo had learned the lesson from the previous time. This time he was too cautious when he met Sixth Aunt, and did not dare to think too much. The woman came out of his arms.

He took out an ingot of ten taels of silver and asked Huohuo to make a pair of bracelets for her. The pattern must be "Happy on the Plum Blossoms" (a magpie standing on a plum blossom), and the border should be the head of wealth. Such a model was not available in Huohuo, so

She declined very apologetically, and the woman tugged on the loose sleeves of her clothes and said a little bit: "Oh, brother, are you still angry about what happened last time? In fact, I regret it too, I shouldn't have treated you like that."

Huo Huo didn't know what the plan was. Seeing that the woman spoke softly and softly, he had long forgotten about the beating. He said to the woman: "I have a pair of ready-made bracelets here. The pattern is "Dragon and Phoenix Presenting Auspiciousness". Take a look.

If you like it, I'll give it to you."

The woman followed Huohuo into the back room, and Huohuo dug out the pair of dragon and phoenix auspicious bracelets from the box. The woman didn't even look at it, but suddenly took out a pair of scissors and cut the little furnace maker's mouth into a big piece...

Later, I heard that Zhang Yu'er gave Huohuo some money in order to calm the matter and mobilized Huohuo to leave Wagou Town to prevent others from gossiping. Huohuo carried the burden of a small furnace maker and walked from village to village, and finally in Guo Yu

Settlement in the village.

From then on, Huohuo no longer dared to touch other people's women, and focused on finding a wife for himself. Hearing that there was a widow in Nianzhuang, Huohuo carried his burden and went to Nianzhuang to set up a stall while deliberately asking about her.

Unexpectedly, Huohuo left a step too late, and the widow had already left with someone. He left behind a teenage boy. Huohuo thought that as he got older and older, there would come a time when he could no longer do anything, so why not take this boy in?

As an apprentice, he can also be a helper for himself. So he asked the boy: "How old is he? What is his name?" The boy was well-behaved and answered all questions: "Ten

"I'm three years old. My father named me Qixian when he was still alive. People in the village told me to plant a child. My father died and my mother ran away. My uncle thinks I'm a burden and doesn't want me." Huo Huo touched the child's head and asked: "

Are you willing to come with me? I will accept you as my apprentice." The boy immediately knelt down to Huohuo and shouted: "Master, my apprentice has kowtowed to you."

Huohuo did not find a wife for himself, but unexpectedly accepted an apprentice. He then took Zaiquwa to a stall selling food. The master and apprentice bought two bowls of haggis and a few sesame seed cakes, and ate and drank.

It was already getting late, so Huohuo used a pair of scissors to exchange for a sash, separated some bits and pieces from the burden, and put it on Zaoqiuwa's back. He immediately felt that the burden was much lighter, and the master and apprentice set out on the road.

, the Zaoqiu baby was walking in front, carrying a bag on his back, and Huohuo was following behind with a load. The Zaoqiu baby was really well-behaved. As he walked, he turned around and said, "Why don't I call you godfather, it's easier to call you than master."

Huohuo said sweetly in his heart: "It doesn't matter what you call me, just call me whatever you think is comfortable." Zaiqiu's baby loudly called out: "Godfather"! Huohuo replied loudly: "Hey——

”.

From then on, on the mountain road in Guoyu Village, it was common to see Huohuo and his godson Zhiwa, one carrying a burden and the other carrying a dagger, talking and laughing, going to the market, attending temple fairs, and walking through villages and alleys. Sometimes, they would not come back for several days.

, the laughter of the two men often came from the thatched hut when I came back. In the summer, it rained for several days in succession, and the mountain road was so drunk that I couldn't leave the village, so I set up a stove in my yard and made iron tools. A group of children

The children gathered around the stove and watched Huahuo use iron pliers to take out the red-hot iron billet, put it on the iron chisel, and then hit it with a small hammer. The child held a sledgehammer in his hand, threw away his arms, and placed it on the godfather's bed.

Under the guidance of the hammer, accurately

The master hit the iron billet with a sledgehammer without fail. The master's iron tongs kept turning. Under the hammer's blow, the iron billet gradually turned into the rough shape of an iron tool. Sparks flew around the iron chisel. The children could see it.

daze.

At noon, the sun came out, and the sun washed by the rain was particularly enchanting. The master and the apprentice were tired, had some food, and climbed under the walnut tree to rest. It was obvious that Huohuo was very satisfied with his godson and apprentice.

Zaiquwa was also very serious about passing on his craftsmanship. He remembered that someone would be in front of his grave a hundred years later.

I burn incense and kowtow, and I feel relieved that I won’t be dragged out into the wild to feed the dogs. A person’s life is full of vegetation and autumn, and he should know that he is satisfied. He has eaten what he should eat in this life, and the woman’s day has passed, and the heavenly official has given it to him.

Blessed, he was also given a son as a reward, what else could he be dissatisfied with? Look at the seam of his trousers.

The white buttocks were exposed, and there was a deep ditch in the middle. I felt a little evil, so I picked up a handful of cigarette ashes and sprinkled them around the buttocks. Then I picked up the straw hat that fanned the wind and kept fanning the apprentice.

Butt... The apprentice woke up and felt that his butt was itchy and uncomfortable, so he kept using his hands

He scratched and dug, but the more he scratched, the more itchy he became, so he asked the master: "I don't know what's wrong with my penis? It's uncomfortably itchy." Huohuo pretended to be concerned and said: "Did some insects get into it?" It's a bit embarrassing.

I was scared and asked the master: "What should I do?" The master said: "Stay strong first and then talk in the dark."

At night, the master and the apprentice went to sleep in the dark. Zai's baby's buttocks were still very itchy, so they asked the master: "This buttocks is getting more and more itchy." The master said, "You lie down and I will help you cure it." So, Zai Qiu's buttocks were itching.

The child lay down on the kang.

The master smoked a pot of cigarettes and said to his apprentice: "The treatment may hurt a little, you have to endure it." The apprentice said: "Godfather, hurry up, I'm not afraid of pain." So he took off his pants and crawled on top of the apprentice.

on the butt.

The apprentice asked: "Godfather, what are you doing?"

Huohuo replied: "Don't say anything, I will help you cure the itch."

Before the apprentice had time to ask a second question, the rough stick was forcefully inserted into Zai's baby's ass. Zai's baby immediately shouted: "Oh godfather, I want to shit, please don't touch my butt."

The door is blocked."

Huohuo threatened him while waving his fan: "Don't say anything. There is a bug stuck in your shirt. Master, help you take out the bug. Otherwise, you will die."

Zaiquwa did not say anything anymore, but he felt the master's fan swing getting more and more fierce. Hearing a noise on the roof, he asked the master: "Godfather, what is on the room?"? Huohuo replied while fanning: "'Your Majesty

'(homophone for house) is the imperial court." Zaiqiuwa asked: "The imperial court returns the Japanese harem"? Huohuo was a little tired, so he panted and answered: "The imperial court not only returns the Japanese harem, but also the Japanese monkey."

From then on, Huohuo loved Zaiquwa even more. He passed on all the skills he had mastered to Zaiquwa, and also planned to marry Zaiquwa a wife. Zaiquwa was also obedient to his master, anyway.

That shit pot is also idle.

, the master lets him poke it if he likes it. Once he pokes it, the itchiness will become lighter. After a few days, he will poke it again. In an instant, the baby has grown up, muscles have grown all over his body, and a beard has grown on his chin.

When walking through villages and alleys, the master no longer carries the burden, leaving the children to carry the burden.

He walked in front carrying the burden, and the master followed behind with his robes on his back. Finally one night, Zaichuwa pushed the master down on the kang, stood up on tiptoe with his well-developed spear, and pointed it at the master's crotch, imitating the master's example.

, give it to the master hard

It was inserted hard. The master shouted from below: "Godson". Zaiqiuwa waved his hands and asked: "What?" Huohuo was a little angry: "How dare you hit the master?" Zaiqiuwa replied: "

Even the imperial court dares to attack you, but it doesn’t dare to attack you.”
Chapter completed!