Chapter Thirty-Six
At last count, Big Wolf was already twenty-five years old. Rich people would marry their sons when they were fourteen or fifteen years old, but Big Wolf's wife had not been found yet. This made Lady Wolf anxious. When Lady Wolf got anxious, she followed Funnel Zi
He vented his anger and said that Funnel was like a wooden stake and didn't care about his son's marriage at all. Funnel didn't argue with the wolf lady at all, but just smoked. The wolf lady was so angry that she pulled the Funnel's ear and cursed: "Funnel, you are
Is it a dead person or a living person? Why didn't he even fart?"
Funnel Zi got angry after being scolded by Granny Wolf, so he went to Wagou Town to find Matchmaker Liu. Matchmaker Liu wore a white handkerchief on her head, and cupping left a round purple circle on her forehead all the year round. It is said that in order to persuade people to be a matchmaker, she was once raped by the woman.
He was trapped in a dry well. A young man saw that he was pitiful and fished out Matchmaker Liu from the dry well. The first words Matchmaker Liu said when she got into the dry well were: "This young man is a good boy. Aunt Liu will definitely tell you something in the future."
A good wife."
When Matchmaker Liu saw Funnelzi, she felt like she had seen a savior. She grabbed Funnelzi by the sleeve of her cotton-padded jacket and refused to let go. She pulled Funnelzi to the basket selling steamed buns and ate five buns in a row until she burped.
After finishing, he took off the handkerchief on his head and wrapped two, fourteen cents in seven buns in the handkerchief. Funnel Zi tore open a leg of the cotton-padded jacket and hid the pocket money of his sons' filial piety. Funnel Zi was usually reluctant to part with it.
For one penny, Matchmaker Liu ate fourteen penny buns, which made her feel as if her ribs were broken and the pain was excruciating.
Matchmaker Liu wiped her mouth and asked Funnelzi: "You don't want to eat even one?" Funnelzi grinned bitterly: "I have eaten it." Matchmaker Liu said: "You wait patiently at home. I will give the girl a baby in two days."
Lead to your home."
In fact, Matchmaker Liu also has a heart problem. She has tried countless matchmaking services throughout her life, but she cannot find a husband for her daughter. The main reason is that she cannot find a husband for her daughter. The rich family is concerned about Matchmaker Liu's reputation, and the young man from a poor family, Liu
The matchmaker looked down on her and delayed her daughter until she was eighteen years old. If she could not get married at eighteen, she would become a leftover girl in the countryside. Matchmaker Liu weighed it again and again. She felt that although the big wolf was not the ideal son-in-law, she still was.
There is no other way. I heard that the four brothers have made a lot of money doing work for others in the past few years. At least they will not be poor if they marry a big wolf.
Matchmaker Liu's daughter's maiden name is Chunhua. She is not ugly and is considered a flower in Wagou Town. For some unknown reason, someone nicknamed Chunhua behind her back and called her "Nian".
In the dialect, it means confused, and it also has a bit of a powerful element. But this spring flower is neither confused nor powerful, but it has the reputation of "sticky" for no reason. Chunhua doesn't care, anyway, boys and girls have nicknames, nicknames
It's a prank in itself. Even Zhang Yu'er's girl calls her Stinging Donkey Bee, so what's wrong with Guannian? Just let them scream. You can't block other people's mouths to prevent them from screaming.
Chunhua looked down on her mother a little. The matchmaker's career seemed glorious, but in fact she was often notorious behind her back. If her mother hadn't been a matchmaker for others, her daughter would not have been delayed until now. That day, Matchmaker Liu came home with two children wrapped in her handkerchief.
When he saw his daughter sitting at the window to collect the soles of her shoes, she unrolled her handkerchief and handed the two buns to her daughter. The daughter picked up the buns, took a bite, and lowered her head to collect her shoes. Matchmaker Liu sat next to her daughter and held her hands with her hands.
Stroking her daughter's hair, she reached out and took her mother's hand away. Seeing that her mother was hesitant to speak, she knew that her mother had something to say, so she stopped what she was doing and asked her mother with her eyes.
Matchmaker Liu finally said: "Chunhua, Mom will show my son the next husband's house."
My mother has said this sentence many times, but every time to no avail. Most of the time, people look down on her mother's profession and think that the daughter of a matchmaker is just like a matchmaker. Chunhua's heart can't be stirred up, and she is a little indifferent. A lock of hair falls out.
When she came down, Chunhua stretched out her hand to smooth her hair, then lowered her head and continued to put her shoes away.
Matchmaker Liu understood her daughter's thoughts and felt a little sorry for the child, so she continued: "Do you know the wolf food in Guoyu Village? He worked as a broker in the livestock market many years ago. His eldest son is called Da Lang. He is about 23 or 24 years old.
?Just right for you.”
Chunhua was a little moved: "I wonder if people like us?"
After walking twenty miles on the mountain road, my mother and I finally arrived in Guoyu Village, where our feet ached. We asked people about where Funnelzi's family lived. When we arrived at the door of Funnelzi's house, we saw Funnelzi chopping firewood in the yard.
When Funnelzi saw that Matchmaker Liu had brought a girl as promised, he was so nervous that he didn't know what to say. He hurriedly shouted into the house: "Big Wolf Girl, Matchmaker Liu has brought a daughter-in-law for our Big Wolf!"
The wolf woman appeared at the door of the house with a broom in her hand. When she saw Matchmaker Liu, she blocked the mother and daughter at the door and refused to enter the house: "Go, go! Go and rest somewhere cool. Who doesn't know that you, Matchmaker Liu, are in Wagou?"
No one wants your daughter for the reputation of this town. You want to force it on my son? No way! If all the women in the world are dead, my big wolf will not marry your daughter!"
Matchmaker Liu didn't expect that Granny Wolf would do this. Mother and daughter were so angry that they didn't know what to do. They walked 20 miles of hard mountain road, but in the end they didn't even get a sip of water. Chunhua cried first: "Mom,
Let’s go home. When I die, I will be buried in my old woman’s grave and I will never talk about my husband’s family again!”
The mother and daughter stumbled out of the village, and came to the crooked neck tree at the entrance of the village. They bumped into Gou Sheng. After seeing the scene just now, Gou Sheng was so happy that he hurried to the entrance of the village to stop the mother and daughter.
First, he knelt down to Matchmaker Liu and called her "Mom": "Mom, my son-in-law kowtows to you."
Matchmaker Liu knew Gou Sheng. Gou Sheng often wandered around the livestock market, worked as a sitter for other people selling livestock, and defrauded the owner of two steamed buns. Unexpectedly, the shit-eating guy found a shit-eater, and his daughter no longer had any children.
Otherwise, she would not marry a douchebag. Matchmaker Liu took her daughter's hand, walked around Gou Sheng, and continued walking. Unexpectedly, Gou Sheng got up, chased the mother and daughter, blocked Matchmaker Liu, and knelt down in front of them. Liu
The matchmaker got angry, pointed at Gou Sheng's nose and cursed: "Gou Sheng, you take a pee and look at yourself. Pigs eat peach stones to the point of human (benevolence). All the men in this world are dead, and my woman will not marry him."
you"!
Gou Sheng was not annoyed at all. He knelt on the ground and couldn't get up. He grabbed Matchmaker Liu's trouser legs to prevent her from leaving. He still shouted "Mom": "Mom, green-skinned walnut kernel oil. Don't look at Gou Sheng's appearance.
Like Japanese melon, it tastes soft and fragrant." Matchmaker Liu raised her radish foot and wanted to kick Gou Sheng. Unexpectedly, Chunhua pulled her mother back and said with tears: "Mom, don't kick him, since Gou Sheng wants to marry him.
Me, I will marry him."
Matchmaker Liu stared at her daughter and looked left and right, feeling that her daughter was not telling the truth. Unexpectedly, the dog jumped up and surrounded the mother and daughter and imitated the barking of dogs: "Woof woof woof, woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof."
!Gou Sheng married a flower girl (mother)”!
Matchmaker Liu was sitting on the side of the road, rubbing her carrot feet. She really couldn't walk anymore and her mouth was dry. She thought that she would ask for some water first. So she said to Gou Sheng, "Where is your home? Let's get there first."
Rest at home."
Gou Sheng was like a crab, walking diagonally, looking back as he walked. The dogs in the village had never seen Liu Matchmaker and her daughter, and they followed behind them and kept barking and biting them. Gou Sheng let the mother and daughter go in front and followed him.
The dog was being beaten in the back. The silly girl and Yang Yao were standing on the roadside with their big bellies, looking at each other with curiosity.
There is no shortage of food in Guoyu Village, but Gou Sheng has no intention of farming since his mother-in-law died, and has already eaten up all the food he harvested. When the mother and daughter entered the house, they saw that the house was as dirty as a pig's nest, and there was something in the corner.
Matchmaker Liu didn't mind the water urn being dirty. She picked up the water ladle and poured a gulp of cold water. She sat on the dusty grass mound, took off her shoes, and rubbed her radish feet.
Chunhua didn't care much. After her mother finished drinking, she picked up the water gourd and took a few sips of cold water. Seeing that the house was really dirty, she went out of the house and sat on the stone slab in the yard. Gou Sheng followed him out. Chunhua asked Gou Sheng
: "Is there anything to eat? I'm really hungry." Gou Sheng opened the lid of the earthen jar and saw that the rice inside was shiny. He had no choice but to carry a liter to the village to borrow rice. When he walked into Guo Ziyi's house, he saw the old man sitting there.
Under the eaves of the yard, he was basking in the sun and reading a book. Gou Sheng swallowed his saliva and said, "Master, do you have any rice? I'll lend you a liter and I'll tell you about the next wife. I'm going to see you today. I don't have any."
What does it mean to eat people?"
Guo Ziyi usually didn't talk to these scoundrels because she found it disgusting. When she saw the dog Sheng enter the yard, she knew he was here to borrow food, so she asked her grandson's wife Nian Cuiying to measure the rice for the dog Sheng. Nian Cuiying scooped up the rice and asked Gou Sheng: "
That widow is unlucky, is she willing to marry you?" Gou Sheng said with his eyebrows flying: "Hey! Don't underestimate me Gou Sheng, I am marrying a yellow-flower-girl this time!" Nian Cuiying laughed.
Gou Sheng said, "It's probably a bitch that hasn't given birth to puppies yet." Gou Sheng was unhappy and said, "If you don't believe me, just follow me and watch." Nian Cuiying didn't have the time to chat with Gou Sheng, so she scooped up the rice and picked it up.
Shengzi handed it to Gou Sheng and said, "We don't even have rice to cook with. How can you feed your mother-in-law?"
Gou Sheng didn't care. He picked up a liter of rice and walked home happily. Yang Yao asked Gou Sheng: What did the mother and daughter who went to your house just now do? Gou Sheng said: That's my wife.
Talking to my mother-in-law, Yangyao looked up at the sky: the sun was coming out from the west. Gou Sheng was a little dismissive: "Ox give birth to unicorns and pigs give birth to elephants. The world is so big. What have you seen?"
After returning to the house, Chunhua took the liter of millet and washed it with water. Gou Sheng brought in an armful of firewood from the yard and squatted in front of the stove to light the fire. After a while, the water boiled. Chunhua put the rice into the pot.
They had a meal of rice porridge. After the meal, Matchmaker Liu and her daughter were about to go home. Gou Sheng was unwilling to give up and asked Matchmaker Liu: "Mom, are you leaving now?"
Matchmaker Liu thought about it and decided to get rid of this scoundrel first. So she said to Gou Sheng, "Let's go home first. In a few days, you can find someone to propose marriage."
After the mother and daughter left, Gou Sheng couldn't wait, so he drove him to Wagou Town the next day. He couldn't find a matchmaker, so he plucked up the courage and shamelessly went to Matchmaker Liu's house. Matchmaker Liu asked her daughter Chunhua to hide.
Get up, sit on the kang by yourself, and deal with the remaining dog.
After Gou Sheng entered the door, he called out sweetly: "Mom"! Then he kowtowed to Matchmaker Liu. Matchmaker Liu said coldly: "Gou Sheng, please don't kowtow first. It will be in vain. You don't have overnight food at home."
, I have to go out to borrow rice even for a meal, how can I feed my daughter? Go home and live a better life first, and then propose marriage."
Chapter completed!