When a person comes out of the womb, no one is naked. As the saying goes, life is not brought by death.

I don’t need to take off my clothes, such an external thing!

God? You can't take it off. I'll just put it on. I won't let my clothes take off. I'll warn you sister! Take off! I'm just going to take it off! I clicked it over and over again to confirm. Finally, I took off the coarse cloth clothes from the novice village sent by the system. That's right!

Standing on the top of the rockery, naked, I put my hands on my hips, swallowing the mountains and rivers, and laughing to the sky!

"Ah! Hooligan!" "There is a pervert!" "Ah ah..." The woman's screams came one after another.

I've never seen the world before. I shook my butt disdainfully, and swayed the bird under my crotch a few times, accompanied by the screams of women, and sang loudly: "I'm a little bird, I want to fly but can't fly high..."

As I sang, Urban Management 001 made a brilliant debut. In reality, I saw Urban Management, who was more domineering than the black boss, and was also very scared. They all hid far away, but this is the game world, who is so fucking you, NPC! I ignored it and continued to sing!

Urban Management 001 should actually be called village management 001. After all, this is a novice village, but the urban management 001 with his head has no choice but to call him Urban Management 001.

Urban Management 001 whined at me, then waved his hand and locked me in a small dark room, forcing me to be confined to three hours!

It is said to be a small dark room, not a small room like a black Gu Longdong prison, but just a closed room with a few tables and chairs in it. The large screen on the wall repeatedly plays the promotional footage of "Dream". Once the three-hour lockdown time passes, I will be automatically transmitted.

Ignoring the three-hour countdown, I laughed three times and went offline. I won’t play with you anymore!

Taking off my special helmet for virtual games, I went to the bathroom to swear. When I was a little hungry, I soaked a bowl of noodles. I sat in front of my brain and ate noodles while browsing the Big Bird Legion Forum. The communication holy place for professional players was founded by Big Bird Brother, a legendary online game industry, and it specially provided first-hand information and trading platform for our professional players. Recently, this dream has been quite popular.

Speaking of Big Bird, that is really an idol worshipped by us professional players and the ultimate goal of striving for life! Like me, Big Bird stayed at home as a professional player after graduating from university, and truly started from scratch. He dominated the online game industry with his world's first-class standards, and made a fortune. He also married three wives who are as beautiful as flowers. We losers are full of jealousy, envy and hatred! Of course, more worship!

You say three wives? That’s right, they are three wives! It’s already 2066, and the Third World War has passed n years, and the world has been unified for a long time. Not to mention polygamy, polygamy is OK! The premise is that there are enough soft sister coins!

Hum? A post on the Big Bird Legion Forum was topped by the top: Internet gangsters appeared! Wanted by everyone!!

I clicked it and went there! The famous "Three Cannons Every Night" standing on the rockery is in public, and I am so arrogant that I can walk the birds in awe. Isn't it me who even howled with my incomplete voice? Sweat!

Look at the reply, oh, all kinds of personal attacks! I shook my head speechlessly, didn’t I just slip away? As for it! Go and look at other online game public forums, I was shocked by the top of the list! All of them were scolding!

I wondered, thinking that when I was a child, I helped my grandma cross the road a lot, and I almost never praised her. Today, I slipped through the birds on a whim, and it was a big stir! As expected, good things are not going out and bad things are spreading thousands of miles away!

I thought the trouble would be over, but I didn't expect that the more things got, they were on the news broadcast, and I was sweating so hard! I was also covered in various human flesh! Fortunately, the name of the three shots every night was created by me after a sudden idea, not the name of the game I often use, otherwise I would be very sad!

But I am still afraid. I hid at home and didn’t dare to go out because I was too lazy to adjust my appearance when I founded the account, and I almost acted like a true character! I was so sad!

Actually, I’m afraid of a ball. It’s just a new online game, with a rustic name, and it’s called “Dream”. The advertisements are very popular and are so amazing, but I’m not interested at all, because it’s a retro online game, not my dish. But, I eat instant noodles at home every day, unexpectedly won a second prize, and redeem it online, but it’s an activation code for the “Dream” public beta account. I was bored and on the whim, so I went online and took a look. It was just leisure and entertainment. Anyway, I don’t play this online game.

I never thought that the power of the Internet was so terrible. I just became a public enemy in a confused manner! I sighed, isn't this considered a fame?! I shook my head funny, no matter how many, I went online to play my "Galaxy War"! It's still fun! Online games these days are almost all technological wars, driving awesome mechas across the universe and fighting against the space pirate fleet alone; or using a god sniper to perform a lone hero, taking the heads of the enemy generals thousands of miles away; or commanding the space fleet to grab money, food and territory in various ways... These are so cool!

That retro "Dream" actually requires swords to be cut against each other. It's like a primitive man. I'll go and go, and I will definitely have to go bankrupt in a few days. I won't miss it!
Chapter completed!