Chapter 354: With him saving cucumbers
"It's ready!"
Telling himself this in his heart, Zhang Yang took off all his guard. After all, people have conditioned reflexes. If these two women forcefully have sex with him, he can't just push them away by reflex. In that case
, how can you make your own contribution to Hexian society?
Moreover, is Zhang Yang the kind of person who has no grace? Pushing girls away? Sorry, a gentleman like him can't do such a thing. Even if these two people have evil thoughts towards him, Zhang Yang can only bite him.
Broken teeth and swallowed blood will not put up the slightest resistance.
So now, what Zhang Yang has to do is to relax the muscles all over his body. In this way, if they want to take the girl on top, his hard muscles will not make people panic. He is really considerate of others. This is the new century.
What qualities a good man must possess!
Zhang Yang had a smile on his face, no, with an expression of generosity and self-sacrifice. He resolutely stretched out his hands and waited for the two women to knock him down without any resistance.
Tick tock, tick tock!
Of course, there is no such later thing as a clock in the Tang Dynasty. This description is just to show the feeling of the passage of time.
In short, Zhang Yang felt that a long time had passed. The reason why he felt like this, nonsense, was that his arms were already very sore. For a strong man like him, having such a sore feeling already speaks volumes.
Isn't it?
But what's going on?
Are they very shy now?
Zhang Yang couldn't help but guess, otherwise, why wouldn't we take action at this time? Zhang Yang became a little dissatisfied. Do you still have any professionalism? Don't give up on things halfway!
"Mr. Zhang, what are you doing?"
Hearing Kong Qingyun's doubtful question, Zhang Yang opened his eyes and wanted to attack her. This is so unreasonable. He has been waiting for so long, why don't you admit it? Do you understand it yourself?
A mistake was made? But, if that were not the case, why would you let yourself wait? Just go and leave!
But when he saw the question in Kong Qingyun's eyes, Zhang Yang was really speechless. There was no mischief in it. He really didn't understand. Therefore, the truth of the matter was that he had misunderstood it!
What a mistake!
Seeing Kong Qingyun waiting for his answer, Zhang Yang embarrassedly stretched his hands back, as if he was stretching. He could only do this now. Is it possible for him to say that he is
I want to wait for you to knock this young master down so that I can hug you tightly. Only in this way will you not regret it midway and ravage this young master so hard? Get rid of him, he still wants to
Not so stupid!
If he really said this, he didn't know what kind of Zhang Yang would greet him. He only knew that just the word "bitch" would seriously hurt Elder Faming's vitality, and he almost lost his life because of it. He went to the West to meet the Buddha.
Of course, being able to go to the Western Paradise is the last wish of every Buddhist, but this does not include Zhang Yang. Zhang Yang is still very interested in this colorful world of red dust, red skeletons, etc., but he just doesn’t want to do it at this time.
Life appears to end.
However, Princess Li, the culprit who caused Elder Faming to be in such a situation, is now standing in front of him. Do you still want Zhang Yang to believe in leniency for confession? What a joke, I'm afraid there will only be one result, that is, sitting in jail!
Therefore, Zhang Yang could only pretend to stretch like that, otherwise, how would he explain it. Hey, it was really a waste of his young master Zhang's feelings. He was already prepared not to resist.
, they really have no vision, can't they seize this golden opportunity to do some beastly things to themselves? Do they have to say that they are worse than beasts before they are willing to do it?
Thinking like this, Zhang Yang's face showed traces of desire and dissatisfaction, and his whole person became as listless as a deflated balloon. Seeing that the two of them were no longer stunning, he had better rest this thought. He didn't understand.
A romantic woman is destined to be a tragedy and destined to live a lonely life! Miss Kong, who is still an old girl now, is naked proof!
"I haven't done anything! I'm just a little sleepy! If nothing happens, you can leave first. I want to rest!"
Zhang Yang chased people away so mercilessly, which made the faces of the two women very ugly, especially Princess Li. This was the first time. Why was she, the eldest daughter of the princess whom everyone respected, repeatedly frustrated in front of Zhang Yang? Could it be that
Is he really his nemesis? Thinking of this, Princess Li was stunned for a while
I felt that I was really sorry for not venting my anger, but just as I was about to speak, a burp came out. This was no ordinary burp, it even had a strong smell in it. It was what I had eaten in the morning. Now,
Li Xueyan was really tragic, and she was choked with tears!
Broom star!
This is the title given to Zhang Yang by Princess Li. It seems that nothing good happens to him every time he sees him! This makes Li Xueyan have the slightest fear of Zhang Yang. After all, as a visible evil god, he is so close to him that everyone wants to
To stay away.
She gently tugged at Kong Qingyun's clothes. This place was too evil. Could it be because Zhang Yang was the abbot of Huichang Temple, so the Buddha and the old man were on his side. Therefore, he would always visit him every time he saw him.
Was he so unlucky when he was young? It must be like this. Li Xueyan was very sure of his guess and wanted to leave immediately, but it was obvious that his best friend, Miss Kong, did not have a clear understanding of her.
Miss Kong now looked straight at Zhang Yang, her eyes full of disdain and dissatisfaction. It was the first time she had been treated like this, so she couldn't accept it. As a beauty, Kong Qingyun was still very confident in herself.
Of course, the fact that she is still flying solo at such an old age is not because she is a female dinosaur girl who scares men, but because she is too good to look down on them. Even though they are both single, this has its essence.
Differentiated.
After all, no matter where she is or who is around her, among the young gentlemen, Kong Qingyun has always been the center of attention. Naturally, she is sought after and flattered by others. Of course, she does not appear complacent about this, but,
Now, Zhang Yang's rude behavior really made her understandable.
Not to mention that they have just established a cooperative relationship, the two of them are partners and grasshoppers on a rope. Just based on his own identity and appearance, is it really appropriate for him to treat himself this way? Is it him?
What's the problem? Otherwise, why would you just turn a blind eye!
Kong Qingyun was extremely annoyed. Are this guy's eyes covered with eye droppings? Otherwise, can he really survive in this cannibalistic society with such a blind eye? Thinking that this guy has now left the world of mortals and converted to Buddhism.
, Kong Qingyun found the answer at once. Look, is it true that she was forced to become a monk because she could not adapt to the life outside? A coward!
Zhang Yang really didn't care that the woman across from him gave him such a comment in such a short moment. If he knew it, then no one in history would know who Dou E was. After all, he was better than Dou E.
What an injustice!
"Master Zhang is so rude. Could it be that the little girl did something wrong?"
Of course, Zhang Yang shouted in his heart, you little girl, have you finally figured out what you did wrong? I'm already ready. If you, little girl, don't come up and knock me down, it's not a waste of our time.
Time? Such an approach is so irresponsible. It is also a waste of resources. After all, with a real person like me here, how many cucumbers can be saved!
But, in the final analysis, Zhang Yang is a reserved man. He will not express his thoughts so straightforwardly. In that case, he will really offend these two girls completely. This is completely unnecessary.
!
So, Zhang Yang said with a little guilt on his face, "I'm sorry, you know that when a person doesn't have a good rest, he will inevitably get a little grumpy, and the weather today is really not that good, it's most hazy, like this
The weather makes this abbot feel very depressed, especially when I think of you two having to walk in such weather, I feel very unhappy. Men, there are always days when you are in a bad mood and you can't control it!"
After listening to Zhang Yang's words, Kong Qingyun's face became more beautiful, at least it had a tendency to become cloudy. However, I didn't hear any difference in Zhang Yang's last words, so I felt a little bit uncomfortable. After all, at this time
There was no explanation from the aunt, and classmate Kong Qingyun, as a pure little white flower, did not have such obscene thoughts, which saved Zhang Yang from being despised.
Moreover, when Kong Qingyun looked over, Zhang Yang opened his mouth and let out a long yawn to prove the credibility of his words. From this, Kong Qingyun's face was no longer gloomy, and there was even a faint feeling in his heart.
Ashamed, after all, it was the two of her who came here and disturbed others, making them unable to rest. It was all her fault!
"Oh, it's nothing. I just suddenly remembered that I wanted to ask you for the arithmetic method! Since you are not ready yet, you can only come back and get it in a few days!"
With that said, Kong Qingyun and Princess Li walked out.
Zhang Yang's eyes widened. Is it because of this problem that he made such a big mistake and wasted his emotional expression? From this point of view, he really shot himself in the foot. After all, if it weren't for him, they would
How do you know the so-called arithmetic method!
Chapter completed!