Chapter 990 The Four Great Lawyers Show Their Amazing Abilities
In the small hall of the church, the four large Erbis of Zhigu are seated respectively.
Liu Daoyuan wore a green shirt and a black-brimmed hat with a small pen inserted in the hat. This is the origin of the name of the lawyer's Erbi. Fang Tangjing put on a long shirt and held a folding fan in his right hand, which he opened casually.
The writing is "paper full of absurdity".
Cao Zhitian was an old man who was half Chinese and half foreign. His hair was parted in the middle and shiny. He smiled and said something to Drummond.
Drummond is dressed like a traditional Camelot gentleman, wearing a silver wig and a small braid hanging down his vest.
Fang Tangjing was the first to laugh and said: "My little brother is only good at arguing in court. This time I put in a lot of effort, which is a little bit inferior to the others. This time, I won't use my words but my hands!"
He turned to look at Liu Daoyuan, raised his folding fan and clasped his fists and said: "No one in Zhigu, no, the entire north, is better than Brother Liu in this ability of writing pleadings. When the magistrate of Zhigu tries a case, he often only needs to open half of the paper."
When I saw that the case was written by Brother Liu, I immediately decided the case. This time we are asking the four major lawsuits to join forces, so the paper should be written by Brother Liu!"
Cao Zhitian also laughed and said: "I don't know how lucky Lear is to have the four of us serving him together."
Drummond stood up and said seriously: "He is the leader of Xuanzhen, the person who has been taught the "Xuanjun Seven Chapters Secret Sutra". According to our words, he is the 'chosen one', and according to your words, he is
The gods descended to earth."
"You are all geniuses in litigating, but the lawsuit we are going to fight this time is to sue a mortal god under the influence of nine ghosts and gods, and have him nailed to death on the trial bench."
"Therefore, the core charge of this lawsuit will be issued by me!"
Drummond said with a kind of holiness in his solemnity: "According to the lofty law of the three holy almighty spirits who created the entire world, I will declare his crime with the law of the spiritual world!"
As soon as these words came out, the other three Erbi were all speechless.
After a long time, Liu Daoyuan rolled up his sleeves and said calmly: "The rule in the Erbi industry is that you have no regrets when accepting a deal. Now that you have decided on this business, we have only one goal, and that is - win!"
He twisted the ink in his hand and said to Qingpi beside him: "Change the ink!"
Qingpi was stunned when he heard this: "Isn't this ink good?"
"Ink is not good!" Liu Daoyuan said calmly: "You should have inquired about some things and know that this spirit fox blood ink is most loved by ghosts and gods. But the first petition is about the ghost body of the Queen of Heaven, the Mother of Heavenly Ghosts! She loves it.
Umbilical cord blood is taken from a woman born on a yin day in a yin month and put into the ink. The ink must be burned with the roots of old plum trees and forged with the seven pure incense."
"The Mother of Heaven and Ghosts is the mother of all ghosts. From birth to death, a person is just like being reborn in the body of the Mother of Heaven and Ghosts. Therefore, her laws reverse life and death, which is contrary to common sense."
"I need to write this petition in reverse, just because we stand upright, but everything in the underworld where the Heavenly Ghost Mother is is upside down from the earth..."
"The White Bone Pagoda needs human blood to be mixed with ink. The ink should be mixed with the best old pine trees from Huangshan Mountain. It is best to combine the blood of the Seven Resentments. The so-called blame for heaven, blame for the earth, blame for the father, and blame for the mother... The paper for the White Bone Empress needs to use a bone script, which is ancient.
Documents written on tortoise shells and animal bones of the era. Find the tortoise shell of a thousand-year-old spirit tortoise, I will burn the pattern and engrave the talisman myself, and then fill it with blood ink."
"You know this all the time?"
Although the Qingpi holding an inkstone next to him was already a well-educated person in the Qingpi industry, he still couldn't help but admire Liu Daoyuan when he heard Liu Daoyuan's slow talk.
Liu Daoyuan continued the order in an orderly manner: "When filing a complaint, the first requirement is that the handwriting is neat and legible, the second is that the text is clear and the facts are clear, and the most taboo is to distort the facts, or even directly deceive and lie. Ghost.
God knows, once he knows that there is a lie on the pleading, the entire pleading will be useless. Even a confused judge in the world who judges a confused case still hopes that what he sees is a clear pleading. This is called being confused.
, I know it in my heart.”
"So, when writing a pleading, first of all, the facts must be clear, and secondly, there must be some emphasis."
"This emphasis has its own reasons. The first is to collect evidence for deviations, and we need to obtain testimonial evidence that is beneficial to us. The second is to describe the deviation. The facts that are beneficial to us must be clearly stated and emphasized. The third is to focus on deviations of reason. What are you suing?
As a person, you have to interpret the evidence according to his principles, so the sage’s pen is sharpened in the Spring and Autumn Period, and great righteousness is contained in it.”
"Sage Kong is the ancestor of our lawyers, and Chunqiu is the best petition paper!"
"The mother black moth uses insect book, and the ghost-faced moth paints it with ink..."
"The paper dedicated to the owner of the Taiyin Mirror needs to be written in reverse script, Taishan pine ink..."
Liu Daoyuan wrote quickly and wrote clearly the opening scene and the circumstances of the complaint. He then raised his head and looked at Drummond: "You enter the law from the spiritual world and are familiar with the law of the Three Saints. Then you first say, this Xuanzhen
What is the leader’s first crime?”
The four Erbis have different owners, but everyone knows that the main lawyer this time is the foreign devil Drummond.
For all litigants and lawyers, how to frame the charges and how to exonerate them is the most important thing when convicting a person.
The laws of the human world are written in black and white, but there are still areas where they make mistakes. The laws of ghosts and gods are unclear, and the skills involved need to be more profound.
It is extremely dangerous to sue ghosts and gods, just because the laws of ghosts and gods are very different from those in the human world, and it will test Erbi's true ability more deeply. Liu Daoyuan's sentence is not only a question of submission, but also an investigation and test.
Test whether Drummond has real skills.
"The first sin is that he is a man!"
Fang Tangjing heard this and folded his fan, clapped his palms and sneered: "Absurd!"
Liu Daoyuan also frowned.
This crime is really ridiculous...
Only if Qian Chen were here, he would definitely be shocked and silently said: "You know the version!"
"Even if she is 99% at fault, you are not even 1% at fault?"
"Just because I took it doesn't mean I agree."
"Just because I agree this second doesn't mean I agree the next!"
At this moment, Drummond stood in front of the paper sent to Thean Hou Palace, as if he were standing at the tip of the pyramid of version t0.
Fang Tangjing laughed angrily and pointed at Drummond's nose: "My nickname is Ridiculous Jing. I didn't expect someone to file a lawsuit that is more absurd than me. Reason tells me that your judgment is very absurd, but experience tells me that the more ridiculous it is, the more ridiculous it is." It’s a ridiculous reason, and the more likely it is to make a judgment that is unclear even under the law, it will give us room to overturn the situation!”
"So, why?"
Fang Tangjing asked: "Why is he guilty as a man?"
"Men are superior to women, men are masculine and women are feminine, men are masculine and women are masculine, men are masculine and feminine, men are masculine and feminine, men are masculine and feminine, men are masculine and feminine, men are masculine and feminine, men are masculine and feminine, men are masculine and feminine. You and I are both lawyers. I also want to ask, why are women in Daqian, Camelot and Gaul born guilty?" Drummond asked rhetorically. Said: "Why are there no exceptions in our laws to safeguard male power?"
"Because we want to protect our family."
Fang Tangjing said calmly: "In the smallest social structure and unit like the family, we must create a natural, natural, and natural power system. Today, all social orders are based on the family, so if we cannot Identify the natural leader in the family and chaos will erupt from below."
"That's fatherhood!"
"In order to maintain the family, in a dynamic balance, one party's rights must overflow, and the other party's rights will be invaded. This is yin and yang! Only in this way can the things we want to maintain exist stably."
"So unless the basic order we maintain reaches individuals, the power of one of the parties must be extended!"
Drummond praised: "Sir, your traditional philosophy allows you to see things from a natural height. Believe me, most lawyers don't know what they are defending!"
"So, we use this to look at the three saints in the spiritual world and summon the three saints. Among the twelve celestial beings, they are natural leaders. In a power system like gods, they are at the top."
"Then what kind of natural power system will be formed in the combination of those three deities?"
At this moment, everyone suddenly realized!
"family!"
Drummond drew a sacred triangle on the left and right shoulders between his eyebrows: "So, we nominally worship the Holy Father, the Holy Mother and the Mirror Master, but in the Western Continent, the Father's paternity has been extended, and the Holy Mother has surrendered. Due to the passive and overflowing position, the owner of the mirror was replaced by the power of the Son of the Savior."
"Why doesn't this happen in your Eastern Continent?"
Liu Daoyuan frowned deeply: "Because... the three gods of creation did not emphasize their gender, no, even so..."
"The queen of heaven emphasizes the maternal nature of the cup. She is the queen, so who is the king?"
Drummond waved his arms: "There is no doubt that there is such a law in the spiritual world. The Cup Mother is the natural consort god! If there are genders among the three gods, then only one of the sacred triangle must be at the top!"
"And in the manifestation of the spiritual world, the Mirror Master and the Cup Mother are both negative, which means that the existence of the three deities in the spiritual world is naturally out of balance."
"Because the Heavenly Father can have power over both the Mirror Master and the Cup Mother!"
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"Therefore, for the Mother of Cups and the owner of the mirror to reveal the masculine incarnation of the Heavenly Father, it is naturally a sin!"
"This is not about likes and dislikes, but about power!"
Liu Daoyuan could no longer conceal his disgust when he heard this. One of the hidden elements in Drummond's story was that as a basic 'family' unit, the three deities were also inappropriate.
In a stable family, the most suitable member other than parents should be the son, not the daughter.
Because the mother has paternal authority to defend her, but the daughter has no power to ask her mother for help.
The logic in this makes people in the Eastern Continent disgusted with rationality...
To be continued...