099 Man! Man!
"In fact, it doesn't matter if they ignore you or not. You don't need to be friends with them. If you want to do that, wouldn't it be better to be their leader and let them respect you?" I have to say, Ye
Chen's ideas are always unexpected.
"Don't be friends? I don't have many friends." Nanmu said with a guilty conscience. In fact, with Nanmu's character, he is used to being carefree, so it should be easier for him to make friends, but Nanmu's friends
, either she is the unconventional and aloof family eldest lady like Su Yingluo, or she is someone who treats Nanmu as a buddy.
It's a pity that today's high school students and college students have all reached the age of love, and they all want to transform into stallions. People like Nanmu are relatively unpopular.
"Friends are usually there to be betrayed or stabbed. You don't need friends, you need a husband." Ye Chen said slowly.
"Oh...then when you told them that you were chasing me, did you really mean it?" Nanmu said with a blushing face.
Ye Chen said: "Actually, what the manager named Xiaofang said is quite right. You really want to have no breasts and no butt! What I said just now is of course..."
"Don't say it! I won't listen!" Nanmu felt that Ye Chen would definitely not say anything nice later. He originally thought that Ye Chen was different from other boys and cared more about a girl's heart rather than her appearance.
I didn't expect that this damn Ye Chen would be the same guy who only looks at girls for their faces.
"If you don't let me say it, I won't say it. Then wouldn't it be very shameful for me? Actually, what I want to say is..."
"You still dare to say that?" Nanmu glared, and rushed forward, wrestling with Ye Chen.
"Ah... you murdered your husband!" Ye Chen chuckled and dodged easily. Nanmu seemed to be angry, and he fought relentlessly and threw himself directly on Ye Chen's body, knocking Ye Chen
Fall to the ground.
Nanmu crossed her legs and placed a choke button to lock Ye Chen's legs. Instead, she sat on Ye Chen's body and pressed her palms against Ye Chen's chest.
"Tch! I thought you were so talented, yet you were crushed to the ground by me?" Nanmu curled his lips disdainfully.
Although he was lying on the ground, Ye Chen did not feel any discomfort. Instead, he felt that Nanmu's delicate body was soft and soft, and his small buttocks were sitting on Ye Chen's little brother, which produced a physical and chemical reaction called friction and heat generation.
"Actually, I can dodge, but if I dodge, you will fall to the ground. It's okay if you fall to the ground, but I think if you hit the ground on your chest, you will fall there.
Flatter!" Ye Chen said with a smile, as if I am doing everything for your good.
"You still dare to say that?" Nanmu's face turned even redder. This damn Ye Chen, if you don't want to hide, you can't hide. He even used his chest as an excuse! What's wrong with my flat chest? I'm proud of my flat chest. I save the country.
Cloth. If 1.3 billion people save one meter each, they may have entered communism long ago.
"Actually, I have a good idea. If you are willing to let me use the plumping spell for you, within three months, you will have a proud 36D figure." Ye Chen said seriously, without using the plumping spell,
Ye Chen could also feel that his little brother was gradually becoming plump due to the principle of friction and heat.
"What do you have in your pocket? Don't hit me with a stick!" Nanmu also noticed it. As soon as he finished speaking, he seemed to understand something. He jumped off Ye Chen and ran away without looking back.
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"Hey..." Ye Chen jumped up from the ground like a carp and caught up with Nanmu: "I have already bought clothes with you, but you haven't helped me yet."
"I don't care about you! Only the devil cares about you! Don't talk to me, you big pervert!" Nanmu's cheeks were so red that they were almost bleeding. He lowered his head and walked forward silently, but his steps still slowed down.
"Look, there's something abnormal about the relationship between those two men." A passerby's voice came over as he accidentally spoke.
"What's the point? In the United States, it's normal for men to have sex." Another passerby said.
"You are the man! Your whole family is all men!" Nanmu was about to go crazy. Nanmu summoned a flying sword with a casual move.
——Are men so gentle?
"Hey, hey, hey, kiss Xiao Rong'er. You can take out the flying sword and play with it at will, but there is a limit to the number of times it can transform. A spell can only be increased ten times, and then the spell will be useless." Ye Chen explained.
He said that although drawing a spell is very simple, it requires at least ten kilograms of mutton to replenish nutrients, and it is also a relatively physically demanding job.
"If you don't have any, you can draw me another talisman." Nan Ban said with a straight face. After saying that, he was going to summon the flying sword to change. First, he would tear the clothes of the two passersby who were talking unobtrusively into strips of cloth!
Unfortunately, taking advantage of this moment, the two aunts who had just discussed that Nanmu was a man had already turned a corner and entered a women's clothing store called "Shengshi Huanian".
Nanmu rushed in angrily.
Ye Chen took a look and saw that it was exactly what he wanted, so he also walked in.
After walking around in a circle, Nanmu saw no sign of the two aunts, and angrily said to Ye Chen: "Buy clothes! Don't you want to buy women's clothes?"
Ye Chen said: "Okay, she is about the same size as you, you can help me try it out."
"I want it too!" Nanmu felt that he should try wearing women's clothes instead of wearing unisex clothes like now. - Brother Chun is not that easy to be.
"Gentlemen, this is the women's underwear area. If it's inconvenient for you two, you can take a rest here now." The little girl in charge of sales looked at Ye Chen and Nanmu with a smile and said very politely.
It took Ye Chen and Nan Mu more than ten minutes to select two women's coats. When they reached the underwear area, they were stopped by the waiter.
Ye Chen also had to admit that Nanmu's vision for choosing clothes was really a bit unflattering.
For example, the two sets of clothes he bought were what Ye Chen liked in the end.
"Two gentlemen! Did your eye see that I am a gentleman?!" Nanmu scolded angrily.
"I'm sorry, I'm not questioning your sexual orientation, but when two people are together, one person always plays the role of sir and the other plays the role of lady." The little girl in charge of sales was just watching female videos on wap17K on her mobile phone.
I was reading a novel called "The Final Counterattack" by a man, so I blurted it out without thinking.
"I'm a woman! I'm a woman! Call your manager!" Nanmu immediately became furious, wishing he could use his flying sword to turn all the clothes in the store into strips of cloth.
"Ah, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. I was reading a novel just now and I just said a line of dialogue in the novel. Don't worry about it. You can just read and pick whatever you want." The female salesperson quickly changed her words and thought to herself, even if she called the manager,
Chapter completed!