Chapter 285: Cow dung!
The fairies in the Moon Palace are cold and beautiful, and they would not go down to earth to play if nothing happened. Even without Wu Gang, they still have Zhu Bajie. Although Zhu Bajie is a bit ugly, he is a fairy after all, and it is not something that ordinary people like us can just see.
Meeting Su Yingluo is no different from meeting the fairy in the Moon Palace.
Seeing Su Yingluo walking into the crowd, the crowd naturally gave way to a path. They were very self-aware. For a fairy-level woman like Su Yingluo, they could only look at it from a distance and swallow their saliva.
Just imagine what it would be like when doing something dirty, but as for doing it for real, no one dares to do it.
Su Yingluo leaned forward and smiled lightly, as if to express her gratitude to the person who made way for her.
Just such a simple movement caused a deep breathing sound.
"She smiled at me! Did you see it? She smiled at me!"
"You bitch, you're obviously smiling at me!"
The two people who were talking not only verbally exchanged words with each other, but even had a physical conflict. You squeezed me and I squeezed you, just to get a closer look at Su Yingluo.
As a result, the crane and the clam competed for the fishermen's profit, but a fat bald man squeezed in front of the two of them.[
"Hey, Miss Su, I'm from Beihe Sanjian Company. It's an honor to meet you." The fat man smiled with his face and presented his business card with both hands.
"Oh..." Su Yingluo smiled faintly, but her eyes did not stop at the bald fat man at all. She looked through the crowd and landed on an ordinary-looking man.
"You're here!" Su Yingluo smiled sweetly.
Rather than saying he is a man, it is more appropriate to say he is a big boy. This big boy has a smile like sunshine. He opens his arms. Then, in the eyes of everyone in surprise, Su Yingluo opens her arms like a little bird.
, and threw herself into his arms.
"Kiss Xiao Yingluo, my wife, how can I not come to your engagement ceremony? If I don't come, what will you do if you marry someone else?" Ye Chen smiled and looked at the girl in his arms.
By then, the girl's face was already flushed, and she looked even more charming and charming.
In fact, Ye Chen doesn't like cocktail parties very much. He prefers to eat barbecue.
But for the sake of my woman, I can only make do with it.
Ye Chen felt that he had been wronged, but others didn't think so. No, the discussion started immediately.
"Holy crap, who is this stupid boy? How can he hold a beautiful woman back?"
"Yes, yes, do you mean that flowers can only be placed on cow dung? God, let me become a puddle of cow dung." A certain man shouted shamefully. He was holding a bouquet of flowers in his hand, and it looked like
It is intended to be dedicated to Su Yingluo.
At this time, Ye Chen was walking towards the hall with Su Yingluo in his arms. Hearing the shouting voice of this shameful man, he said with a smile: "God can't turn you into cow dung. If you really want to become cow dung, you can come to me."
, my charges are very fair!”
"Who are you? Let go of my goddess! Looking at your poor appearance, I'm afraid you can't even afford a decent bouquet of flowers, right?" A certain man smiled proudly and showed the flower in his hand.
Flowers: "These are airlifted back from France, still carrying the morning dew! Su Yingluo, my goddess, please accept my flowers!"
"Honey, hubby, someone is trying to steal your corner!" Su Yingluo smiled strangely. It could be seen that she was very happy today. Of course, she was happy not because someone presented flowers, but because Ye Chen could really come to participate in this event.
's cocktail party.
Su Yingluo also knew that Ye Chen was not feeling well, and thought that Ye Chen would recuperate at home, but he might not be able to come!
Unexpectedly, Su Yingluo was already very happy when Ye Chen really came. When she smiled, she looked more charming than a flower.[
Along with Su Yingluo's laughter, everyone suddenly felt as uncomfortable as eating flies. They were all called by their husbands and wives. Is it still an easy thing to pry into the corner?
However, there are still some people who are determined not to give up. As the saying goes, there is no corner that cannot be broken, only mistresses who do not work hard.
The man holding the flowers smiled like an idiot: "Su Yingluo, this man has nothing and is not worthy of you at all! You'd better stay away from him and marry me! I will definitely treat you well,
May you live a happy life every day!”
After saying that, she stared at Su Yingluo's red lips without blinking, as if hoping to hear the words "I do" coming out of Su Yingluo's red lips.
Ye Chen casually snapped his fingers: "Hey, idiot, turning into cow dung is actually a very easy thing. If you weren't an idiot, why did you try to woo Su Yingluo while holding a puddle of cow dung?
, come to pry my corner?"
As soon as Ye Chen finished speaking, everyone smelled a sour smell that hit their noses.
"Wow, what's so smelly? It's as bad as the stinky tofu in the snack street."
"Look at the fire, what this boy is holding is actually cow dung flown from France!"
Everyone hurried away from the guy who was about to lay flowers. The man who was about to lay flowers also saw at this time that the bunch of flowers in his hand turned into a puddle of cow dung and was still steaming.
, as if it had just been pulled out.
Not to mention that the big guy was disgusting, the young man himself was disgusting too. He spat twice and shook off the things in his hands.
"Did you see a ghost?" The young man was 100% sure that what he was holding was a bouquet of flowers, not cow dung. How come at this critical moment, it turned into disgusting cow dung? In this way, even though he said
Flowers were placed on the cow dung, but it was obvious that Su Yingluo would not pay attention to this flower!
Sure enough, Su Yingluo showed some disgust, covered her nose with her hands, and dragged Ye Chen away in a hurry: "It's so unhygienic, let's leave quickly."
Ye Chen did not forget to smile at the young man: "Actually, cow dung is not used to place flowers, but to attract flies."
As soon as Ye Chen finished speaking, a buzzing sound began, and a large black mass of flies immediately surrounded the young man who was preparing to lay flowers. The young man swatted the flies on his body and muttered a few curses,
He left in despair.
"Haha..." There was unkind laughter from the crowd, and someone said: "Let me just say, most people can't afford to offend Su Yingluo's man."
Immediately someone asked: "When did you say such a thing?"
"...Isn't that what I just said!"
Regardless of the murmurs coming from behind, Su Yingluo led Ye Chen around a corridor. The look that made her look a little disgusted because of the sight of cow dung immediately disappeared. The next moment, Su Yingluo covered her mouth and chuckled, and then the laughter became louder and louder.
It grew bigger and bigger until it bent over with laughter.
"Haha, you're teasing me to death! Turning other people's flowers into cow dung, you're so chatty!"
Su Yingluo covered her stomach and laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten up. Suddenly, Su Yingluo seemed to remember something, and looked at Ye Chen with eager eyes: "Husband! You can actually turn flowers into cow dung, isn't it...yes?"
Chapter completed!