453 Uncle, I Want to Smell
Leng Yunuo raised his eyelids and glared at Ling Jichen hard. Ling Jichen took advantage of the moment when Leng Yunuo raised his eyelids and pecked her lips like a dragonfly.
It was so fast that Leng Yunuo had no time to get angry. Ling Jichen picked up a piece of meat and put it in the soup to burn it. The chopsticks rolled the slices of meat on the left and right, and a domineering and proud smile was clearly raised at the corner of his mouth.
"Come on, son, eat a piece of meat." Ling Jichen felt Leng Yunuo's biting gaze, threw a charming look at Leng Yunuo, and put the piece of meat into Ling Qile's bowl. At the moment of handing over the meat, he smelled a little on Leng Yunuo's face again.
Leng Yunuo pouted, and when Ling Jichen came back, he stepped on his feet hard, and then he lowered his head and scalded the vegetables like nothing happened.
Ling Jichen held back his laughter. He just liked to tease her. Seeing her pouting little mouth, I don’t know how happy she was. I must think of a way to get Lele aside. He needs to be intimate with the idiot.[
"Uncle, I want to eat chicken legs." With Ling Jichen around, Ling Qile knew how to considerate her mother and instructed Ling Jichen to pick up food and boil them. Leng Yunuo was leisurely holding the dishes he liked, and looked at Ling Jichen who was busy and frustrated.
"Uncle, I want to have a drink."
“The drink is here.”
"Uncle, hot, hot."
"It's hot, daddy will give you a blow."
Leng Yunuo finally gave the middle position to Ling Jichen and asked him to serve Lele. Because he was worried that he would get angry, he hadn't eaten hot pot for a long time. In addition, when he saw Ling Jichen, who was so panicked that he had no time to take care of him, he felt better again and ate slowly.
"Uncle, I want to stinking!"
After a very difficult opportunity to eat a bite of food, Ling Qile touched her stomach and started screaming again.
"Ah? What?"
Ling Jichen didn't react for a moment. Ling Qile stood up and said loudly, "I want to poop!"
"Uh!" Ling Jichen had a black line. The food he was about to hand in his mouth, so that these three words could be made of. It was not right to give it, nor could he not give it. Can this naughty kid be more tactful?
I believe that all those who have never given birth or have never taken care of their children will feel disgusted when they hear these three words!
The eldest young master Ling Jichen lives so big that he has never wiped his butt for the child. Now, in the canteen, his son wants to shit!
"Uncle, I want to shit!" Ling Qile saw Ling Jichen being stunned, and became even more straightforward, and screamed happily, "I want to shit, I want to shit!"
Leng Yunuo almost became internally injured, and suddenly a small prank caused, which made Ling Jichen accompany Lele to pull Xiaochao. Hahaha, I was so excited to think about it. Look at how this man who has never brought a child, how to serve his son to eat, drink, defecate and urinate!
This sentence was nothing in Leng Yunuo's ears. It was a mother. I have encountered this situation several times. From the initial discomfort to the habit, I have long since I thought it was normal. I remember that before she gave birth, she saw the child sucking while adults were having dinner in the countryside and vomiting. When she heard that she wanted to get hungry, she couldn't even eat. After giving birth, she had never experienced anything, and these were nothing.
Ling Jichen swallowed the food in his throat with difficulty, put down the bowls and chopsticks, looked at Leng Yunuo like help, and wiped the child's butt, he wouldn't!
Seeing that Ling Jichen did not respond, Ling Qile was extremely anxious and jumped up while touching his stomach, "Uncle, I want to poop. If you don't hurry up, I'll pull it out."
A few lightning bolts and thunder rolled in, Ling Jichen was going crazy![
"What do you think I'm doing? Lele wants you to help him. Look, Lele is very dependent on you now, you have to show off." Feeling Ling Jichen's pitiful look of help, Leng Yunuo raised his eyebrows and said that she would not help him.
"Uncle, it's really too late to leave." Ling Qile was so anxious that he covered his little butt with his hands. It seemed that he would pull out his pants after staying for a few more seconds. Moreover, no matter how anxious he was, he would never ask for help from his mother!
"Okay, go ahead." Ling Jichen saw the door of help and picked up Ling Qile. Leng Yunuo cooperated to help open the door of the box. Ling Jichen rushed out of the room with a hundred meters sprint.
Close the door of the room, Leng Yunuo clapped his hands gracefully, and could no longer help but laugh wildly.
Lele is over four years old and will solve the problem by himself. He did it on purpose. Bad boy. This time she is very good, so she has to be a father and try everything. He can't help but think of such a big child and grow up in the blink of an eye.
"Lele, come, squat down!" In the male bathroom, Ling Jichen put down Ling Qile, hurriedly took off his pants on his calf, pressed Ling Qile to squat in the potty, closed the door, and guarded the door.
The bathroom environment of this hot pot restaurant is average, of course not as good as a star-rated restaurant, but it is generally clean, but the pungent smell is really bad. Ling Jichen frowned and pinched his nose. After a few seconds, he opened the bathroom door.
Ling Qile solved the problem very quickly. Ling Jichen didn't stay outside the door for a few seconds before he heard Lele's voice coming from the bathroom, "Uncle, please pull it."
Ling Jichen breathed hard on the air outside, held his breath and opened the door. The door of the partition opened wide. Ling Qiguang stood naked with his butt, waiting for him to help him wipe his butt.
"Where is paper? Where is there paper?"
Ling Jichen pulled Lele over and looked for paper everywhere. He saw the excrement that had not been washed down at first sight, and cursed in his heart whether he could install an automatic toilet bowl!
"The paper is here." Ling Qile pointed to the paper box next to him. Ling Jichen continued to hold his breath. After taking the paper, he saw that the paper was too bad and put it back in place.
"Lele, you are waiting for dad here, dad, go get some good paper." Ling Jichen pulled open the bathroom door and took a breath of fresh air. He would never be allowed to come to such a small restaurant again in the future. The conditions are too poor!
Ling Qile blinked her eyes, dragged her pants, walked out, and waited obediently.
"Nuo Nuo, are there tissues in the bag?" The door of the private room was moved open, and Ling Jichen rushed in like a gust of wind.
"Yes, wait a moment, I'll give it to you." Leng Yunuo held back his smile, took the bag, handed a pack of tissue to Ling Jichen, and kindly reminded him, "Remember to wash your hands."
Ling Jichen took the paper and closed the door, and ran away like a gust of wind. Leng Yunuo smiled so hard that he hit the table. It's true that such a small matter has made him so busy.
Ling Jichen opened the bathroom door, and Lele was putting water into the washbasin with her bare butt. Ling Jichen took out the paper, added the paper thickly, and patted Ling Qile's butt, "Come on, lie on my father and wipe my butt."
Ling Qile turned off the faucet and cooperated to lie on Ling Jichen's thigh, raising his cute snow-white butt high, and said, "Uncle, you must wipe it clean. It's very smelly if you don't wipe it clean."
"I understand, uncle!" Ling Jichen really forced himself to Liangshan, pulled Ling Qile's butt away, put the paper on his hand, held his breath, and wiped it clean little by little.
"Okay, get up!" Ling Jichen threw the tissue into the trash can and helped Ling Qile pull his pants. Seeing the little guy's little ** being exposed outside, he made a prank.
"Dirty!" Ling Qile hurriedly protected his life with both hands and looked at Ling Jichen with contempt, "You don't know how to be yours!"[
"…!" Ling Jichen became messy.
After washing, the father and son walked out of the bathroom at the same time. At this time, Ling Qile suddenly raised his little face, "Uncle, have you flushed the toilet?"
"Uh!" Ling Jichen looked dark again.
"We have to flush the toilet when going to the toilet, and be civilized!" Ling Qi laughed at Ling Jichen and entered the bathroom door, "We are quality people."
Ling Jichen was really crazy. He swears that he would never enter such a level of decline again!
Looking at Ling Jichen's particularly interesting face, Leng Yunuo held back his smile, very gentle and considerate, and kept picking up food into Ling Jichen's bowl.
"Chen, come and have a piece of chicken. The hot pot here is good. Lele, will we come next time?" Leng Yunuo's big eyes were bent into a little moon. In order to resist the urge to hilarious, she endured it very hard.
"Well, mommy, we'll eat it tomorrow." Ling Qile was nothing. He held the chicken legs and chewed it happily. For a child like them, it was normal to eat it after sucking it and then eating it after sucking it.
The most painful thing is Ling Jichen. It was the first time in his life that he wiped someone’s butt. Although this other person was his own son, it was not a very big test for someone like him who had never held a child. The expression on his face was not very natural, and the pile of excrement always flashed in his mind. He could eat it. He was a very talented person!
He obviously lost his appetite. His most adorable little fool was abnormal at this time and kept picking up food into the bowl, and all of them were meat. He smiled like a villain who had succeeded in his conspiracy and tricks. He really wanted to press her on the dining table immediately and use her as an appetizer.
"Uncle, I'll admire you with this chicken wing." Ling Qile is such a smart little devil. Seeing that Mommy suddenly became so enthusiastic, her eyes turned and helped pick up the dishes. She kept reminding her repeatedly while picking up, "Thank you uncle for helping Lele wipe her butt."
"Chen, why don't you eat it? It's not delicious when it's cold." The bowls in Ling Jichen's hand piled into a hill, but he was particularly terrified and held the bowl motionless. Leng Yunuo added a piece of meat to his bowl. With one hand, he pulled the corner of Ling Jichen's clothes, blinked his eyes, and thrust his mouth, "Isn't it not to your taste?"
"Uncle, why don't you eat the dishes that Lele and mommy picked for you? If you don't eat them, Lele won't eat them anymore." Ling Qile became even more cruel, put down his chopsticks and curled his mouth.
"Hehe!" Ling Jichen smiled dryly, looking at Leng Yunuo's cute face, and the cunning light flashed in her eyes. He understood very clearly that he fell into a trap again.
Is this abominable mother and son fun to tease him?
"Eat more, you've been busy all day today." Seeing Ling Jichen start to turn on his chopsticks, Leng Yunuo kept adding dishes to his bowl. Ling Jichen, while cooking rice, looked at Leng Yunuo, who was particularly cute in his smile, and said in his heart, "Bad guy, I'll deal with you tomorrow!"
"Mommy, I still want to go out to play after dinner." Ling Qile asked Leng Yunuo's advice while eating, "I want to go out to play in the park."
"Lele finished all the rice in the bowl, and dad will take you there." Ling Jichen could only try to divert his attention, "Play with dad to see who eats more."
"I won't go today. Can you go tomorrow?" Leng Yunuo had finished eating and touched Ling Qile's head. "We will go home after eating. We are tired of playing today. We have a good rest. Let's go tomorrow."
"Go home, go home!" Ling Jichen nodded quickly, looked at Leng Yunuo, and his eyes seemed to say, "Go home to repair you!"
Chapter completed!