“What is your ideal?”

Xu Shengzhou squatted on the curb at the entrance of the Film Academy, basking in the warm and bright sunshine of September in Beijing. While smoking, he looked at the beauty. He was caught off guard by the old man who was having a pancake next to him. If the scene of the question was not a bit inconsistent, Xu Shengzhou even felt that he was being pulled up by a teacher in elementary school to talk about life.

Of course, Xu Shengzhou is not a primary school student. He is a college student who is about to graduate and is about to lose his job. The future of the motherland in the past has now become a burden to the motherland. He took a deep breath of the Furong King and said in a deep voice: "My ideal? It's like you!"

"Like me? Why? Do you want to do a pancake business too?" The old man widened his eyes, revealing his big smoky brown teeth: "I can tell you that I paid the franchise fee and protection fee. The Beijing Pancake Industry Association and the Film Academy West Street Management Committee have dual certification. Only a pancake stall is allowed within 500 meters. The violators will drag it away directly. Young man, you have a great fortune, don't make yourself mistaken!"

"I mean, when I get rich, I will open a pancake stall at the entrance of the film school, and if you have something to do, you will see the beauty. Any beauties with a score of 8 or above will give you a free love pancake every day. This is the day of a fairy!" Xu Shengzhou smiled in a hint: "But look at your quarrel, it seems that pancakes are very profitable!"

"No, no, getting up early and going into the dark every day is just making hard money!"

"No? At least 200,000 to 300,000 a year!"

"Hehehe, it's almost the same!" The old man was a little proud and squatted down on the side of the road like Xu Shengzhou. "Actually, money is just a number. The key is that the girls here look more and more excited. To be honest, guarding this pancake stall, you can eat and make money, and you can feast your eyes. Even if the emperor changes it to me, I won't do it!"

Xu Shengzhou was thinking about whether he would open a pancake stall after graduation. The old man asked again: "By the way, who is your university, young man?"

"On the Normal University across the street!"

"Oh, that's a good life!" the old man lowered his voice and said sneakily, "Don't look at the girls here being beautiful, I can see countless eyesight, most of them are already broken flowers and willows! Unlike middle school, everyone is full of young girls."

"I studied computer science and belonged to the non-natural major. I came out as a programmer and a siege lion, not a teacher!"

"It's bad!"

The old man looked regretful, as if he saw the latest LV bag on a middle-aged aunt who was 200 kilograms. Xu Shengzhou was about to talk to him about the principle of "rich learning finance and poor making machines", but the old man continued: "Why are you so unthinkable? If you don't have a good teacher, you have to be a programmer and a siege lion. Of course, it's not that they are not good, after all, they are the ones who take care of my business after nine or ten o'clock in the evening, but they just think they are too hard, and it's not like the teacher who has winter and summer vacations every year, and they live a lot of nourishing life!"

Xu Shengzhou was also depressed: "I was young and ignorant back then, but who knew that the programmer was so hard to attack the city lion!"

"It doesn't matter how hard it is. The key is to make money. You know the current economic situation. In the past, they used to drink coffee and steak, but now they can only eat pancakes from my stall. I heard that programmers and siege lions are like waiters in the club, eat youthful meals. When they are thirty years old, their hair is almost gone and they will be fired. The little money they earn is exchanged for their hairline!"

Xu Shengzhou took a deep breath of cigarette and did not speak.

The old man looked proud: "Now you understand, do you understand, be a teacher?"

"Oh, I regret it!"

The old man wanted to continue to pursue the victory. The stall vendor in the distance was like a bulging wasp, rushing around, and then rushed towards this side. The enthusiastic film-patting guy walked vigorously while advising: "Go away! The urban management is here!"

So the old man who didn't want to be an emperor was so scared that he jumped up and threw something into Xu Shengzhou's arms: "Young man, help me take it!" After that, he pushed the pancake stall and ran away. Looking at his light and agile figure and his old spring heart, it is estimated that there will be no problem with pancakes for another 30 years.

After Jingjiehu left, Xu Shengzhou came to his senses and looked at the things the old man threw to him.

It was a small bright silver metal ring similar to a ring, and of course it might be a spiral ring. It looks like silver but not silver, but iron but not iron, and it feels quite overwhelming. Could it be a platinum? The old man is very hearty and dares to throw platinum rings around, not afraid that others will miss him? Forget it, it is not easy for the old man to go in the wind and rain. I will give it to him next time I meet!

Thinking of this, Xu Shengzhou still habitually put the small ring on his finger. As soon as he put it into his ring finger, something strange happened: the small ring disappeared and could no longer feel its existence. There was no trace in his hands, on the ground, and in the air.

This is unscientific!

Xu Shengzhou felt that the science and materialism education he had received over the past decades had been greatly impacted. He quickly used shallow physics and chemistry knowledge to force interpretation: Could it be that the small ring was made of gallium metal with a melting point of only 29.8℃, so it melted in his hand? Or was it that some kind of black technology material that quickly disintegrated in the air, and the old man deliberately used it to hit the porcelain?

Thinking of the collision, Xu Shengzhou suddenly became cold all over. His little family was not enough to be stuck in his teeth. He quickly got up and looked around. When that was the time, the sun was bright, the sky was blue, and the traffic lights were everywhere, and the traffic lights were flashing regularly, and there was no abnormality in the world.

Xu Shengzhou still felt a little cold, so he hurriedly crossed the road and entered the school gate, and returned to his base camp, so he felt a little safe.

As soon as the heart was settled, his shoulder was patted heavily. Xu Shengzhou was like a cucumber cat, so scared that he jumped more than three feet high. Then he heard someone teasing him: "Oh, pig, hide it deep enough! In four years in college, I didn't realize that you have such a good jumping power. You have to jump one or two meters high, right?"

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Xu Shengzhou said angrily: "Niu Zheng, do you know that people are scary and scary? If I have a heart disease and lie on the ground now, you will have to work for me for the rest of your life!"

"Life Pig, what did you do wrong?"

"It's your sister! I'm saying, what's wrong with me? If you can't tell me, you have to treat me to Lequn's beef rice. As a father, I'll lose my mental expenses."

"The mental loss fee is not bad! I have been playing with you for four years in college, but it's not me. If you want mental loss fee, you can go to the school. Don't bother me!" Niu Zheng and Xu Shengzhou are brothers in the same dormitory. They are silent and unpretentious. "But I have something to do with you, and it's a big deal, a happy event, - let's get the certificate!"

As he said that, he threw a small notebook with a purple-brown cover. Xu Shengzhou took it and saw it, and was immediately overjoyed: "We have finally got our iron rice bowl?"

Even the old man from the stall pancake knew that programmers were young, and there was no reason for those who came from computer science to know how hard they were. So everyone thought that if they couldn't hold on, at least they had a way out. So they formed a group to get the teacher qualification certificate exam, which was information technology, commonly known as computer teachers. Now they finally got the high school teacher qualification certificate.

Niu Zheng was also overjoyed: "I have not been vained for four years by the school. This enkook is somewhat conscientious. Before the recruitment of a public institution, I sent our certificate in advance. I wish me, Dad, I will go to high school to talk about my ideals and life with my younger sister-in-law who is light and soft! Also, don't call me dad when I meet in the future, please call Teacher Niu!"

Xu Shengzhou popularized the science of this blind cattle: "Class Niu, please please Article 37 of the Teachers Law? If you have bad character, insult students, and have bad influence, you will be given administrative sanctions or dismissal by the school, other educational institutions or education administrative departments. If the circumstances are serious and constitute a crime, criminal responsibility will be pursued in accordance with the law. Don't let the girl touch her, and she will be sent to the detention center for jail for meals, and the chrysanthemums turn into sunflowers!"

Niu Zheng's middle finger at Xu Shengzhou Nunu: "Stop scoundrel, I'm from Normal University, not scared! Don't think I don't know. High school students are over 14 years old, and I don't care about the Criminal Law. What's the point of "Teacher Law"? You are obviously jealous of my teacher Niu's handsomeness and eloquence, and envy our teachers and students for their purity and beauty. Don't be so sad, wait and see how I can surround the sea of ​​flowers and enjoy my life!"

After saying that, Niu Zheng left with a leisurely look. When Niu Zheng walked away, Xu Shengzhou happily opened the teacher qualification certificate and prepared to enjoy it. He heard a pleasant machine synthesizer sound coming from his head:

"After detecting the legal teaching qualification license for the planet where the host is located, the university president training system of the Promotion Association of the Universe Higher Education has begun to be launched!"

"Welcome to use the university president training system developed and promoted by the Cosmic Higher Education Promotion Association. This system aims to cultivate university presidents with good ideological and moral cultivation, excellent business qualities, and comply with the relevant regulations of the Cosmic Higher Education Promotion Association, so as to promote the balanced and rapid development of science and technology in various galaxies, promote the common progress of higher life, and achieve peaceful and prosperous universe.

"Show user identity information:

Name: Xu Shengzhou

Age: 21

Grade: Undergraduate student in Computer Science and Technology, Beijing Normal University, holder of senior middle school teacher qualification certificate

Points: 0

Fame: lv.1 (27/100, only known to parents, relatives, and classmates)

School name: (none)

School level: (none)

Xu Shengzhou was stunned and thought to himself: Am I hitting a ghost?

The hellish university president training system immediately gave a warm answer: "Dear user, you are not a ghost! This system is an intelligent system developed by the Cosmic Higher Education Promotion Association. It is promoted to the advanced life of various galaxies in the universe. It aims to help improve users' business quality, assist in managing universities and research institutes, and lead and promote the development level of higher education on the planet..."

Xu Shengzhou was stunned: If I understand correctly, this is the rhythm of making me become a university president! God is sorry to see, I am learning computers, and I am best at reading novels, playing games and sleeping. My biggest dream is to eat and wait for death. I just guaranteed to get a teacher qualification certificate. Become a university president? System, you should kill me!

"The host requests suicide, and the system will cut off all bioelectricity of the body in three minutes, and the user will fall into a state of brain death. Please confirm!"

"No, no, cancel, cancel!"

Asiba, the hellish system scared Xu Shengzhou's words to three consecutive times. After a long time, he asked tentatively: "Then, can the user refuse or uninstall the system?"

"Yes!" Before Xu Shengzhou could come over, it said immediately, "Because the system chip has been fused with the user's brain, refusal or uninstall may lead to serious consequences including but not limited to death, paralysis, coma, epilepsy, consciousness disorders, etc., and according to the relevant provisions of the "Interstellar Higher Education Promotion Law" and other relevant provisions, the provider of this system does not bear any joint and several liability. Please confirm whether to refuse or uninstall!"

"No, no, I accept it!"

Xu Shengzhou burst into tears: Who developed the system of this special cat? Not only does it mean that the overlord terms, but also regards human life as a mustard. Is there any kingly law?
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