Yang Dejun said nothing, just packed up his schoolbag and went downstairs with Tan Jiaxuan.

When they got downstairs, Tan Jiaxuan suddenly suggested: "Dejun, let's go to Zilan Canteen for dinner today!"

"Ah? Zilan Canteen?" Yang Dejun waved his hands repeatedly, "No, no, there are two English classes in the afternoon. If you go to Zilan Canteen, you have to walk several kilometers back and forth, and there will be no time to sleep at noon. If you don't sleep at noon, you will have to go to the afternoon.

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Tan Jiaxuan said: "I just slept for an hour or two, and I'm not sleepy now."

"But I didn't sleep!"

Tan Jiaxuan put his arm around Yang Dejun's shoulders and walked towards Zilan cafeteria: "Look at how beautiful girls are sleeping! Let me tell you, the quality of the girls we engage in schemes is really average, none of them are above six points. It depends.

Beauties, you still have to get out of the classroom and go to the Zilan Canteen and the girls’ dormitory more often. Especially the little girls who have just entered the English major and the Business Administration major, all of them are extremely good-looking!”

Yang Dejun said: "But the ancients said that you cannot fall in love with girls who are freshmen or sophomores."

"Which ancient person said this?"

Yang Dejun said: "Many people have said it! Have you never heard that 'a female freshman is not a wife; a female sophomore is not a companion; a female junior is a gold brick'? If you want to get rich, you can only find a junior.

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Tan Jiaxuan was stunned. It took him a long time to give Yang Dejun a thumbs up: "You are really a logic genius!"

Yang Dejun continued: "Do you know why there are no 'female seniors'? Because we are a junior college with only juniors and no seniors. Lao Tan, you must listen to the words of the ancients! If you don't listen to the words of the ancients, you will suffer the consequences."

Tan Jiaxuan curled his lips: "You know nothing! Let me tell you, if you want to fall in love in a school like ours, you have to start as early as possible and be an advanced worker in the lower crotch. Wait until your sophomore or junior year before you start.

Just like the Yangtze River near Jinling, the river surface has become wider, the water has become muddy, and there are still pollutants discharged by others. Do you think it is bad to use?"

"..." Yang Dejun was speechless for a long time: "Lao Tan, I think you should not study computer science. Instead, you should transfer to a department to learn Chinese, and then go to a certain place or Jiang to write online articles. You will definitely be better than those father-in-laws!"

Tan Jiaxuan suddenly became elated: "I want to write online articles, what else does anyone else have to do with me? It's definitely the 'One Yellow in the Central Plains' that beats the 'Five Whites in the World'!"

Don't look at what Tan Jiaxuan talks about, he is just a middle school boy who comes from the urban-rural area and has just been in college for more than a month. When he really arrived at Zilan Canteen, he was full of warblers and swallows, but he was cautious.

Like a hairy son-in-law who just came to the house, he didn't dare to speak loudly. Only his two eyes were like abacus beads, spinning around, almost without stopping for a moment, constantly scanning the faces and bodies of the girls around him.
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After eating this meal for thirty to forty minutes, Tan Jiaxuan walked out of Zilan Canteen with his belly in hand and said with emotion: "Zilan Canteen is indeed well-deserved, but it broke my heart!"

Yang Dejun chuckled and said, "It's the beautiful scenery and delicious food in Zilan Canteen that broke your eyes, right?"

"Haha, it's my parents who gave birth to me, and it's Brother Yang who knows me!" Tan Jiaxuan patted his shoulder vigorously, "Going to college is all about falling in love. If you don't fall in love, what kind of university are you going to? Besides, we are all ordinary people.

Coming from a family with no money or status, unless there is a golden finger like in online novels, the old man, now is the only chance to meet high-quality women. If you don't seize the opportunity, you will really have to find a factory in the future.

Sister!"

Yang Dejun wondered: "Don't you want to 'upgrade from a junior college to a bachelor's degree'? There should be more high-quality women in undergraduate colleges."

Tan Jiaxuan once told Yang Dejun that he had a grand dream of "promoting from a junior college to a bachelor's degree", but when he mentioned it now, it seemed a bit absurd. He himself also felt a little embarrassed: "Haha, 'promoting from a junior college to a bachelor's degree' is also studying in university! Besides, in the future,

No one can say for sure, it’s better to seize the moment first.”

Yang Dejun nodded in agreement: "Yes, we must seize the moment!"

The two walked back while chatting, and they parted ways when they reached the downstairs of Foreign Languages. Because of the afternoon English class, Tan Jiaxuan was in Class B2 and Yang Dejun was in Class C1, so the classrooms were not on the same floor.

After the breakup, Yang Dejun sighed and went to his classroom. There was no way, English has always been a lame subject for him, and he has been lame since junior high school. If he had not only scored 52 points in the college entrance examination, he would have scored 90 points in the college entrance examination.

If you have a score or above, it will be absolutely easy for you to study for a second degree. You will never go to a private college like this!

It's a pity that there is no "if" in the world.

Many times, Yang Dejun attributed the reason why he could not learn English well to the English teacher in the first grade of junior high school. At that time, he was an honest and timid rural child. He was promoted from the rural primary school to the county junior high school and was exposed to ABC for the first time.

The students in the county have already studied for three years and are not on the same starting line. However, the English teacher is famous for his tight grasp and strict control.

Can’t memorize words? Copy them a hundred times!

Can’t recite the text? Just give me a few big slaps!

Yang Dejun soon became a negative example in the class. He was punished almost every day and beaten every week. As time went by, he became frightened when he saw English letters, and he became more and more unable to follow the work. But the more he could not follow the work, the more he was punished.

The punishment became heavier, forming a vicious circle. Later, every English class was like an execution ground, and I was so nervous that I was shaking all over.

Now that he is in college, it is a mixture of joy and sorrow for Yang Dejun. What worries him is that he still has to learn English. Not only do he have to learn it now, but he will also have to take the exam to "concentrate to a bachelor's degree" in the future! Fortunately, the teachers are finally not as cold-blooded as they were in junior high school and high school.

, and we will not suddenly ask people to memorize texts, memorize words or answer questions like before. During class, we just chat with everyone in English, tell jokes, or watch an English movie or listen to a few English songs. The atmosphere is very relaxed.

Although he is still afraid of English, he finally doesn’t have to worry about the whole class and is so nervous that he is shaking all over.

In today's English class, the teacher took everyone to watch "Dancer in the Dark". It is said to be a very classic movie, but Yang Dejun found it boring and depressing. He couldn't understand the dialogue at all, so he had to guess, and there was no one at noon.

I fell asleep and fell asleep without realizing it.

When he woke up, the sky was dim and the classroom was empty. He looked at his phone and saw that it was already after five o'clock. It must have been the end of get out of class, and neither the teacher nor his classmates woke him up. But then again, this was his first time. The first time I fell asleep in English class, I felt an inexplicable sense of relief: It turns out that English classes can also be used for sleeping!

He packed up his schoolbag and hurried to the nearby Le Yu canteen to eat some fried rice with eggs, and then ran to the computer upstairs for "Computer Principles". Looking around the classroom, he didn't see Tan Jiaxuan, so he quickly took out his

The cell phone called: "Hello? Lao Tan?"

"Hello? Dejun? Ah - I was beaten to half health. Brothers, outflank him from the bottom line and beat his Xiahou Dun! - Hey, Dejun, what's the matter? I didn't see you during dinner in the afternoon.

, Could it be that you went to Zilan Canteen again? Even though the beauty is nice, don’t be greedy for drinks! I’m going to output, hurry up, hurry up! Oh, shit, I’m dead!”

Yang Dejun had to make a long story short: "There is a "Computer Principles" class tonight, in Room 302 of the Computer Building. Come over quickly!"

"Ah? Damn it, there is a class, I didn't even know it. You didn't even call me!"

"...Didn't I call you now?" Yang Dejun explained again, "The main reason is that I didn't sleep at noon and fell asleep during the "English" class in the afternoon. I didn't wake up until five or six o'clock, and I didn't even eat.

I came to class without much food. Then I didn’t see you, so I called you quickly. Come here quickly!”

Tan Jiaxuan hesitated for a moment, and then cursed: "I'm not going, Temeow! I'll run from the dormitory. It will take at least ten minutes. I will definitely be late, so I might as well skip class! Okay, that's it."

Hang up the phone.

Yang Dejun stood silently for a long time.

After taking the "Computer Principles" class, he read the English textbook with a guilty heart and memorized some vocabulary words. He went back to the dormitory at half past nine. When he entered the dormitory, he saw two other roommates having sex with his girlfriend.

During the video chat, one person was holding his mobile phone and browsing videos, while Tan Jiaxuan was looking at something on the computer and giggling from time to time.

"Lao Tan, what are you looking at?" Yang Dejun asked.

Tan Jiaxuan said hello: "Hey, Dejun is back. I am reading an online novel. It is so funny that no one has recommended it before. I will send you the electronic version later, so you can read it too.

Look, I guarantee you won’t be able to stop laughing!”

"Oh, okay. Thank you!"

Tan Jiaxuan said again: "I didn't expect you to sleep in class! I thought you were never sleepy in class!"

Yang Dejun quickly denied: "How is that possible? People get sleepy. I often sleep in class, okay? It's just that you were also sleeping at that time, or reading novels or playing games, so you didn't pay attention at all."

The roommate who was watching the video interjected: "We have a top student like Dejun, so we don't have to worry about the final exam. Remember to send us the answers when the time comes!"

The roommate who was videotaping with his girlfriend couldn't help laughing when he heard this: "Our school is the only one with top students?"

Everyone in the dormitory couldn't help laughing.

Influenced by the surrounding dormitories, Yang Dejun took out his mobile phone and began to lean on the bed to check the circle of friends and a scarf. Before he knew it, it was past twelve o'clock. In addition to the bright light of the computer and mobile phone screens, the dormitory was already immersed in a thick atmosphere.

In the darkness of the night, he yawned: "I'm so sleepy! The dog's life is at stake, so sleep. Lao Tan, you should go to bed early too."

Tan Jiaxuan said: "I'll watch for a while longer and then fall asleep at one o'clock."

He didn't know how much time had passed. Tan Jiaxuan looked at the time and saw that it was already one twenty. He thought for a while: "Anyway, I slept this morning and afternoon, and I'm not sleepy now. It's okay to go to bed at two o'clock. Anyway, I'll be there again tomorrow morning."

No need to run around! Watch it for a while and try to finish it, so as not to have any more thoughts."

At 2:30 in the morning, Tan Jiaxuan finally finished reading the novel with millions of words. He rubbed his aching eyes, feeling both lost and empty in his heart, and couldn't help but secretly make up his mind:
Chapter completed!