Lin Yu nodded and smiled; "Release at will."

Liu Jianjun smiled, opened his zipper, and hissed at the stone statue...

Uh...

I'm afraid I've been holding this pee all afternoon.

You actually released it for fifteen seconds?

That’s not all.

Liu Jianjun picked up the puppy and hissed at the stone statue...

Damn it

Lin Yu was dumbfounded...

Does urine really have the effect of softening marble?

Liu Jianjun said: "Brother, you haven't eaten yet. Let's go to the city for a meal. I'll treat you."

"As you said, if you rent the house to me, I should be the one treating you. Let's go, let's go, let's go to the city to have a big meal. We're very tired this day."

I have to wash my feet no matter what.

SPA or something.

Only then can you be worthy of yourself.

In this way, Lin Yu followed Liu Jianjun to the city to be cool...

·······

Nightfall...

A car drove to the farmyard, and everyone was in high spirits. They lifted up their pants and faced the statue with special treatment.

Some even stood nearby and drank a bottle of mineral water from 1982.

“It’s so comfortable.”

"I've been holding it in all afternoon, waiting to come over from get off work to soften the marble."

"Haha... Me too."

"What if this softens the marble too much?"

"No way!"

"Impossible, how could urine soften the marble? Do you think your urine is sulfuric acid!"

"Even throwing acid is impossible."

"You are here, it's my turn..."

There are several residents next to this house. These residents poked their heads out one after another to see what was going on and why so many cars were coming at night.

Could it be that Liu Jianjun’s friend is here?

It doesn't matter when it comes out, I was stunned instantly.

A large group of people stood on stools and took off their pants to pee.

"You can't be a gangster!"

"It's definitely true. These people must be hooligans and they must be up to no good."

"Hurry up and call the police, tell them that there are gangsters in our village, and take these gangsters back..."

"Yes, call the police immediately."

·······

At this time, Lin Yu and Liu Jianjun were eating!

Lin Yu received a call.

"Hello."

"Lin Yu, come to the police station."

"What happened?"

"You'll know when you come. In short, nothing good will happen. Either you come, or we will catch you..."

Lin Yu looked confused.

What?

Did I break the law again?

Liu Jianjun was confused: "What's going on?"

"The police station called and asked me to go there. I can't understand it. From the tone of the police comrade, it seems to be quite serious."

"Then don't eat. I'll take you there."

Lin Yu nodded.

Lin Yu was muttering in his heart!

What's going on?

Could it be that the copper plate with engraved US dollars is wanted?

This is not right either!

At this time, Lin Yu followed Liu Jianjun into the car with anxiety and drove to the police station...

Police station·····

Lin Yu walked to the front desk: "Hello, I am Lin Yu."

The receptionist looked at Lin Yu and exclaimed: "You are Lin Yu."

"Yes."

"Come with me, they all say you are the mastermind."

Lin Yu:????

Lin Yu quickly asked: "Comrade police, what's going on?"

"You'll understand when you go in."

Will you understand once you enter?

Is this a vaccination for me?

Lin Yu followed the police girl inside.

Just entered.

I saw a dozen people squatting on the ground, all of them were big men, all of them tall and tall...

"Boss, you are here."

"Boss, we are finally waiting for you."

"Boss, this is none of our business, we are helping you..."

"Boss, help me! I just peed..."

Lin Yu:????

Lin Yu was startled.

Brother.

Don't call it that.

I’m going to be killed by you guys, I don’t even know you!

A policeman said: "Are you their boss?"

Lin Yu quickly explained: "Comrade police, this is a misunderstanding. I don't even know them. I don't know their names."

"I don't know, they call you boss?"

"I don't understand either!"

"Someone called the police. There is a group of people peeing in the place where you live. It has a bad influence. Although you are in a rural area, you must also pay attention to your image. People will think you are hooligans!"

Lin Yu finally understood.

Good guy

Go peeing in groups.

What the hell...

Are you guys just sitting around with nothing to do?

I just said it casually, do you still take it seriously?

The police continued: "It stands to reason that they should be detained for two or three days, but they all said that they were influenced by you and were helping you soften the marble."

"This is ridiculous. Urine can soften marble. Why don't you use sulfuric acid!"

"Since you are the mastermind, you can't run away."

"You will finish writing the notes one by one and go back after signing. As for you, you can stay and have a cup of tea first."

Lin Yu was speechless.

Who the hell am I provoking!

It's not my fault!

The rest of the people bowed their heads and left, while Lin Yu sat silently on the chair...

This cold bench is so cold!

You won’t stay here for a night!

Lin Yu quickly complained: "Comrade police, this really has nothing to do with me. I didn't do anything. They organized the peeing on their own initiative."

"And besides, it's not illegal to pee!"

The policeman glanced at Lin Yu: "Is this your attitude?"

Lin Yu complained crazily in his heart: I love you so much

This is my attitude...

What can you do to me?

The next second...

"I was wrong. Regarding their public peeing incident, I failed to educate my fans well and express my sincere apology. I severely condemn the public peeing behavior, which is destroying the honor of our city."

"This is discrediting the city."

"I will strengthen management and strengthen education for fans."

"Resolutely say no to the evil forces."

"We are inseparable from sin."

Police:(⊙o⊙)…

I just asked you to reflect, not to talk nonsense.

How does it have anything to do with sin?

The police investigated the cause of this incident, and the impact was not big. The police did not intend to imprison Lin Yu, but just asked Lin Yu to pay attention to the impact.

A group of gentlemen took off their pants and peed in public in the countryside at night. This is uncivilized behavior in itself.

Education is enough, there is no need to delve into it.

The policeman smiled and said, "You are very aware!"

Uh...

At the police station, my consciousness was very strong...

The policeman continued: "The reason why I let you stay alone is because I want you to clarify the facts during the live broadcast."

"Especially taking off your pants to pee in public, although it does not break the law, it is still uncivilized behavior."

"Don't ask your fans to help you soften marble in the future. Even if you want to soften it, you have to find a place where no one is around."

Lin Yu nodded; "I understand."
Chapter completed!